Aladdin Sane

Please please please please describe how you did this!

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Dawson70

I swear as long as I live....I will NEVER eat at Taco Bell again

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Dawson70

In my tree stand while deer hunting (bored and cold)
On my wife's tits
in my wifes hand
In a clinic bathroom while waiting for a physical
While horseback riding (no...the horse didn't help)
After getting extremly wasted...... in my ex girlfriends underwear drawer....(I really didn't like her)

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cyrnel

The usual: planes, trains, systems lab at work after lamely missing a come-on from our group AA.

Got my g/f off in the car. I was driving. Hwy 680->280, Milpitas to Cupertino, about 2pm on a weekday. Definitely helped ease the stress of traffic for both of us. Possibly other commuters as well.

Still miss that girl.

snowy

while driving down the interstate, in a hot tub, in a public pool, in a room full of friends while watching a movie, in a hotel room that I was sharing with my parents and brother...

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yellowchef

hrmm, on the bus while on a band trip, in my friends living room while crashing on her couch, while my best friend slept next to me(he had a gf we couldnt fuck), in a hotel room full of girls and at the movie theater.

aphroditeskiss1

In the restroom of the Eiffel Tower. I was at dinner in Altitude 95 (the resturant up there) and it was really boring conversation. So my mind started wandering and before you know it, I was super horny. I excused myself to go to the restroom and tried getting myself off, but too many people were coming in and I was worried about how long I had been gone for.

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CrossEyedLover

7th grade, in class, staring at a hot teacher one table away. she was looking right at me when i exploded. got light headed from holding my breath and concentrating and about passed out. nobody had a clue. my technique was flawless. well, except for the sticky underwear.

11th grade, in class, staring at whoever, don't remember who she was, but she was cute enough, as confirmed by the mess in my bugle boys.

in some girls nachos when i was drunk and she was in the restroom. guess she didn't notice, because she ate them all.

at many jobs, many times.

in the airplane restroom on a flight to paris.

on a moving train in the restroom somewhere in germany.

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mreman4u

IN my office, right now actually...

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BigSexy

Hey All

My personal favorite is the time I was supposed to have a conference call between my office and head office. Now one of the managers in head office was extremely hot, just hearing her voice usually got my staff at full attention. So I called and started the meeting early, listening to her talk I couldn't help myself, I ended up going on the board room table, good thing we keep some paper towel in the board room. Other than that it has just been in my office, while driving and once in McDonalds bathroom but does it count if my at the time fuck buddy snuck in the washroom andwas helping me out?

Jonsgirl

While driving.
Harder than it sounds for a girl to do it properly.

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WriterZero

Hmm, lessee...

On my webcam? Though maybe that's not so strange.

I'd have to say in a lecture course at college, sitting next to my girlfriend (who came up with the idea), with a strategically placed jacket. Third row too.

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SntrRck

In front of a mirror.

j. dakar

Sage

hrm...
in an unused office in a floor that was being remodeled at the hospital where i work...
bathroom at work...
in my bunk bed at college with my roommate across the room from me...
in my bunk bed at boarding school with my roommate in the other bed...
outside on the big hill behind my parent's house when i was younger...

777

That "pen" would have been an awesome Christmas gift! And I think I might plant one at work as a prank. Too bad I don't work in the office. I'd miss out on the fun.

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uniuniunium

Aft lavatory of a Lockheed L1011 TriStar

Drewzy

While driving a tractor lol

Coll Storm

Superman: The Man of Steel rollercoaster at Six Flags New England.

I couldn't finish of course, and will never do it again. Talk about sensory overload!

paulskinback

In the swimming pool of one my rich friends. I was down one end, his sister and a gorgeous friend of hers were at the other, i was doggy paddle swimming with one hand and jerking carefully with the other. I'm sure they both knew, and probably got off on it.... or so i like to think.

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lunchbox

i think you need to look up the chuck palahniuk short story "guts"

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joemc91

Can't say I have done this but apparently a few of the guys in my flight school, and maybe a few of the girls, have gotten off while flying around solo.

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Dry and red

skier

I think you should totally disregard this suggestion to save your sanity.

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drakers

At my highschool in a band practice room (their fairly small).

paulskinback

Too late, I wish i had never read that story. Wheres the disclaimers here? lol

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projectself

when i was younger, maybe in junior high, before i really knew the definition of masturbation, i used to like to "sit on swings". lately though, work is kind of an odd place, and not too often... but am sometimes encouraged by my boyfriend to play with myself in the bathroom of said public place and to put my fingers in his mouth upon return.

thespian86

Some really weird places! While my grandmother was sleeping on the couch across the room I got a handjob in the middle of class once in highschool (does that count?) In my best friends kitchen... oh the memories are flooding back

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jondotg

The bathroom at work

C4 Diesel

Nowhere too strange, but I accidentally blasted myself in the eye once, and holy f*** that stuff stings!!! Guys, spare your GFs their eyes and do not unload in them.

CShine

in a cave

on an x-ray table in a hospital

onstage in a deserted theater

30 feet up an oak tree

in the baptistry at my church

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balinksi

In High School Typing class after looking up a girls dress who just had white pantyhose and no panties on. I had plenty of modivation on that one

Agent_Orange

while driving

Johnny Pyro

Also while driving, in the woods, at work and at church (in the bathroom, God bless)

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Mr Honest

While Driving? Hmmmm. Really not safe but it does explain some of the driving I've seen

Makes me seem dull and safe.
I guess having 2 g/friends who loved me masturbating while their face was about an inch from my cock was pretty cool/nice.
Yes they did swallow.
Lazy ladies, they got bored of sucking and asked me to finish myself! How tactless but they were cute so I didn't whine :P

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greeneyes

While driving down the interstate following my boyfriend at the time on the way to his parents' house for New Years.

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Sugarmouse

i used to work in a pub/bar until recently, and in my break i used to creep upstairs where the kitchen was (it only got used at lunch so was usualy quiet) and my fave spot was in an alcove next to the fridges, resting my head on a bag of dried peas..was realy comfy! i always felt better aboutlong shifts knowing ihad that to look forward to.
other workers thought i went up there for a kip i think

dont know if anywhere else i can think of.i have to do it daily or i cant function, so its usually a case of 'yep here ll have to do.............'lol
had sex in public places that is more fun and less of a means to an end!Lol

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bobophil

hmmm, strangest place? well, prolly in the shower. (not much of a go-getter).
but i almost passed out because the water was too hot and i wasn't getting much air.

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bobillydylan

My mate did it behind Buckingham palace when he was on gaurd duty there, which i thought was pretty cool because not many people have the chance to do that

Mine i would say was on a flight to spain with my parents, i dont mean sat next to them i went to the toilet

Almost anywhere at the moment, i need to do it once or twice a day, had one this morning in my ex's bed when she had gone to work, sorry festered

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abaya

--Interstate between Seattle and Oregon.

--A rest stop on the same interstate.

--Bathroom floor of my thatch-roofed chalet in Zambia.

--In my tent in a village in Zambia, with pigs, chickens, and goats grazing just outside.

--In my aunt's bathtub in Iceland.

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Jinn

Let's see here:

* Basement of an unfinished (under construction) Middle School
* Inside of an abandoned Oil Refinery (creepy)
* In my friends basement (with him upstairs -- first time I saw Jennifer Love Hewitt)
* In an empty classroom (High School)
* Atop an X-Ray Research Facility (active)
* Basement of the University of Colorado
* Atop an Abrams Tank (fresh from OIF)
* On a train (same day as Abrams)
* Basement of a Church (..sorry, God)
* Atop a mountain (8500+ feet)
* Inside a semi-truck trailer
* Driving (of course)
* Middle of the forest
* Parents bed
* Inside a guard booth at Shenandoah

DO I WIN!?

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