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Old 06-10-2004, 07:03 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Monty Python Sketch

Here is the thread inspired by a Monty python sketch and another post.

You must repond to the original post by saying how the previous person had it good, and then go on to mimic the previous person's situation, only saying how yours is slightly worse...

We will start with a true post from another thread:

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Last night, I'm making dinner. My wife comes home and tells me about her day, etc. Warns me she's PMSing and I shouldn't get her angry. Bad sign right there.

Few minutes go by. Like I said, I'm making dinner, and I see there's a pan that's been on the stove since the night before with yucky burnt egg stuff in it. I ask politely, "Baby, can you clean up that pan for me?" She replies, "Do you need it?" I say, no, just would like to get it out of my way while making dinner.

She storms upstairs. We don't talk the rest of the night, even though she does come down to get the dinner I made.

All day today, we don't talk.

Come home tonight, we kinda start talking again. She asks if I need anything. I say, "A hug." She comes back with "I don't know if you've earned one yet."

I say, "Don't even know what I did to deserve not to get one." She says because I asked her to clean this pan last night, and that she had just gotten home from work, and I wasn't respecting her and she had just warned me about PMSing, etc, and my timing is "always terrible".

Anyway, we haven't talked again since. All because I asked her to clean a pan.

Let this be a warning to all guys wanting to get married. This could be your future. Of course, it has been rather nice to have these nights to myself
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Old 06-10-2004, 09:15 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Monty Python Sketch

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Here is the thread inspired by a Monty python sketch and another post.

You must repond to the original post by saying how the previous person had it good, and then go on to mimic the previous person's situation, only saying how yours is slightly worse...

We will start with a true post from another thread:
WTF
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Old 06-10-2004, 11:45 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I don't get it either.

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Old 06-11-2004, 02:45 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Look up the Four Yorkshiremen sketch in Google. It's about these four old guys saying 'We had it tough', and the others saying 'Well we had it even tougher!'

So in response to:

"She asks if I need anything. I say, "A hug." She comes back with "I don't know if you've earned one yet."',

someone could say:

"That's nothing! I asked for a hug and she gave me one, but kneed me in the balls and said I should be grateful! I had it rough I tell ya."
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Old 06-11-2004, 12:22 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Oh, I only WISH I could get a kick in the balls. When I ask for a hug my wife just beats me with my severed arm. You don't even want to KNOW what I asked for to get the arm severed.
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Old 06-11-2004, 01:15 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Luxury.

I said "boo" to her, and she cut off me balls. All for twisting her tits! I mean, c'mon.

(people 'round here, they just don't know their Monty Python. Infants! Infants, I tell you!)
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Old 06-11-2004, 02:02 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Oh, you think you have it bad? I looked at my wife once, and she nailed my Jon Thomas to the floor, cut my arm off and beat me in the head until I ran in circles!
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Old 06-11-2004, 10:17 PM   #8 (permalink)
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you get to run in circles? you lucky bastard. My girl has a strange attraction to odd shapes, right now, I'm running a pattern so complicated that it took me twenty-seven minutes to type this, as I can only type three letters before I'm out of range again.
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Old 06-12-2004, 12:20 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Bah, at least she lets you run! My girl makes me hop, blindfolded, wherever I am going! She takes particular thrill when I have to go through doorways, because if I don't time my hops just right I get a sore noggin.

ahh, to be able to run again. I can't even get this jarring motion out of my head, its like my head was put into a blender!
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Old 06-14-2004, 01:38 AM   #10 (permalink)
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A blender! I would've killed for a blender!

My girl makes me look at pictures of her grandmother while we're engaging in intercourse! It's all very well, but i'd wish my girl would stop intruding on mine and Ethel's only night alone.
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Old 06-14-2004, 06:51 AM   #11 (permalink)
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you've got it easy!!

My girlfriend makes me have intercourse with her grandmother while looking at pictures of her!!
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Old 06-14-2004, 10:15 AM   #12 (permalink)
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You think you've got it rough!

My girlfriend makes me have intercourse with her grandfather while looking at pictures of Willie Nelson!
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Old 06-14-2004, 06:45 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Ha! You guys don't know what you're talking about!

My girlfriend makes me masturbate looking at Willie Nelson, which she videotapes and sends to Willie Nelson! And the whole time, the only lube I'm allowed is lemon juice!
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Old 06-14-2004, 09:18 PM   #14 (permalink)
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OH if I only had lemon juice! When she's not pouring salt and hot oil on it, she's putting out cigarette butts on it!

And you got Willie Nelson? I had Craig T. Nelson. Talk about a forehead!

Man i love Monty Python...
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Old 06-15-2004, 12:06 AM   #15 (permalink)
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you think thats bad? my girlfriend hot glues razor blades to my fingers, then makes me masturbate to willie nelson, all the while videotaping

you think you got it bad that she sends the tape to willie nelson? My lady sends the tape straight to my 8th grade guidance counselor!
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