you think thats bad? my girlfriend hot glues razor blades to my fingers, then makes me masturbate to willie nelson, all the while videotaping
you think you got it bad that she sends the tape to willie nelson? My lady sends the tape straight to my 8th grade guidance counselor!
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I think Pringles initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload of potatoes arrived. But Pringles is a laid back company. They said "Fuck it. Cut em up." -Mitch Hedberg, '68-'05
Bauer's the man.
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