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Old 06-10-2004, 07:03 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Monty Python Sketch

Here is the thread inspired by a Monty python sketch and another post.

You must repond to the original post by saying how the previous person had it good, and then go on to mimic the previous person's situation, only saying how yours is slightly worse...

We will start with a true post from another thread:

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Last night, I'm making dinner. My wife comes home and tells me about her day, etc. Warns me she's PMSing and I shouldn't get her angry. Bad sign right there.

Few minutes go by. Like I said, I'm making dinner, and I see there's a pan that's been on the stove since the night before with yucky burnt egg stuff in it. I ask politely, "Baby, can you clean up that pan for me?" She replies, "Do you need it?" I say, no, just would like to get it out of my way while making dinner.

She storms upstairs. We don't talk the rest of the night, even though she does come down to get the dinner I made.

All day today, we don't talk.

Come home tonight, we kinda start talking again. She asks if I need anything. I say, "A hug." She comes back with "I don't know if you've earned one yet."

I say, "Don't even know what I did to deserve not to get one." She says because I asked her to clean this pan last night, and that she had just gotten home from work, and I wasn't respecting her and she had just warned me about PMSing, etc, and my timing is "always terrible".

Anyway, we haven't talked again since. All because I asked her to clean a pan.

Let this be a warning to all guys wanting to get married. This could be your future. Of course, it has been rather nice to have these nights to myself
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