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Old 05-22-2004, 09:28 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Ladies and gentlemen... I am perplexed.

About a month and half ago I got an infection inside my "ropes" .. My right nut was swollen... I thought I had burst a hernia or something. Lower abdomin pain, I couldn't walk with out great pain... I seriosly thought I was gonna die.

Well as it turns out, it was the MEANEST case of blue balls I have ever had. I started laughing when I found that out. The doctor asked if I had been kicked in the balls or something... uhh, I like it when they're pulled but I left that part out of our conversation.. but no, I wasn't kicked. I had been on the "verge" three days in a row... but never allowed release... why? I don't know.

Anyways, the spermies backed up and died in my tubes... and then became infected. I can't remember the name of the infection but I have heard that it is some what common.. and PAINFUL.

but thats just the intro. Since I've cleared the infection I've noticed two things. If I get hard in any fashion and do not release, my right ball starts to swell and if I don't clean a round I'll be hurting.
Second.. when I cum... I cum HUGE!!!! I've never seen that much come out anyplace other than a porno. ten spurts easy. Part of me thinks that totally kicks ass. But theres that other part that is slightly worried about it.

Just wondering if anyone else has experience the above.
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Old 05-22-2004, 09:36 AM   #2 (permalink)
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So your body has evolved super sperm? ("Hey guys, he's going to leave us here to die if we don't work for it. Here's your jetpack, head for the exit")

volume and consistancy are pretty random based on alot of factors.. I wouldnt worry about it.. UNLESS it starts coming out a different colour, is burning, heatseaking, etc..

Now the title "spurt king" you have in your profile makes more sense
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Old 05-22-2004, 10:35 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 05-22-2004, 12:25 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Interesting. Longest I went was two weeks with intermittent stimulation without release and I had "cord" pain but no infection luckily. When I finally did cum it hurt slightly and she said it was very hot in temp tho I wore a condom. Ive never gone that long till release since...I dont' believe that shit that it's better for you to not cum.
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Old 05-22-2004, 06:14 PM   #5 (permalink)
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sounds like a case of 'chota boy'.
make this can be used as tactical information.
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Old 05-22-2004, 06:42 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Isn't it Choda boy?

No..no I have never had this problem.



Cum then..Damn.There is no such thing as too much.
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Old 05-22-2004, 07:02 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I masturbate everyday at least 2x to keep in shape sexually. Plus its damn good for your prostate.
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Old 05-22-2004, 08:52 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Good for your prostate, huh?

. . . no worries here then.
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Old 05-23-2004, 06:47 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Interesting. Longest I went was two weeks with intermittent stimulation without release and I had "cord" pain but no infection luckily. When I finally did cum it hurt slightly and she said it was very hot in temp tho I wore a condom. Ive never gone that long till release since...I dont' believe that shit that it's better for you to not cum.
Yeah... I've read in several books that it is healthy tp retain your "essence". Sting hasn't busted a nut in many many years. But i'm thinking the kung fu monks have a bit more restraint than I. Plus they don't have porn to look at all day... just train in the anchient ways.

The book, the Tao of health, sex and longevity has old fables of women who sucked (literally) the essense (uh, the cum) out of many men and she lived a long time, while the men shriveled up and died.

But its pretty hard to eplain to your girl friend that you don't want to cum.
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Old 05-24-2004, 04:07 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Sting hasn't busted a nut in many many years.
Which explains why he can hit those high notes....

Seriously, what an odd little piece of data. Thanks for bringing that into my life, GSRIDER. I'll never listen to his albums the same again.
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Old 05-24-2004, 04:14 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 05-24-2004, 04:23 PM   #12 (permalink)
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So your body has evolved super sperm? ("Hey guys, he's going to leave us here to die if we don't work for it. Here's your jetpack, head for the exit")
I'm sorry...that was just too funny.




.....still laughing
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Old 05-25-2004, 06:53 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Never had it happen. Seems...uhh interesting!
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Old 05-26-2004, 05:18 PM   #14 (permalink)
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This topic has fallen from the boards a little bit but I feel the need to share my experience. I had the same thing happen to me when I was like 15. My right nut swelled to the size of a grapefruit. The treatment, Hot baths and jerking off. I experienced the same pain and such. After the infection has gone and stuff I dont experience any pain. Though I do have more semen than before...not to the degree you describe. I hope this helps you.
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Old 05-27-2004, 09:34 AM   #15 (permalink)
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I can understand the infection...but I don't get why you'd have bigger nut explosins now?? Makes no sense at all!?!?!
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Old 05-27-2004, 10:38 AM   #16 (permalink)
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That's what I call a mouth full!

You could drown your partner if you cum on her face...
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Old 05-27-2004, 11:58 AM   #17 (permalink)
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I don't see how having mega volumes of cum is a bad thing. Hubby cums more than any man I've met yet. I love it. It's not like a little spirt that some guys give. He's got loads and he MY man! I love it.
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Old 05-27-2004, 01:24 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I don't see how having mega volumes of cum is a bad thing. Hubby cums more than any man I've met yet. I love it. It's not like a little spirt that some guys give. He's got loads and he MY man! I love it.
(looks at avatar) I don't think your cat loves it.
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Old 05-27-2004, 06:45 PM   #19 (permalink)
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(looks at avatar) I don't think your cat loves it.

I just laughed so hard I nearly fell out of my fucking chair.
Shame on you.
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Old 05-27-2004, 07:14 PM   #20 (permalink)
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It might be cool for a while to have enormous loads, but like all good things, It would probably get old after a while.

But then again....
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Old 05-28-2004, 01:37 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Sounds like you have a blocked epididymitis or orchitis.

When the epididymis becomes inflamed, it causes swelling, pain, burning urination, and even discharge from the urethra. Blockage of the ejaculatory ducts can result, causing either low or no sperm counts. The most common causes of epididymitis are chlamydia and gonorrhea. If caught early enough, antibiotics will cure the infection without leaving any damage. However, if the infection is left untreated, it could cause permanent scarring and blockages in the epididymal ducts.

Orchitis is usually caused by a viral infection, 90% of the time called mumps. You get swelling, pain in one or both testis. But there are other reasons including STD's. Another common reason for orchitis is your partner had a yeast infection that got passed to you and is now a viral infection.

I know you went to see the doctor but I would take this serious and see another Doctor and get tested for STD to be safe.

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Old 05-28-2004, 07:59 PM   #22 (permalink)
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