Things you've said after sex... - Page 2 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

hunnychile · 04-28-2004, 04:41 PM

I'm still so horny my nipples could cut glass.

saltfish · 04-28-2004, 05:07 PM

"...Seriously, that's never happened before. Give me 5 minutes and we'll give it another go."

"You had four? Four? FOUR?"

"Umm, yeah, I saw it fly past your face, I though it hit your ear... ...well, umm, I can't find it... ...oh, whoops, seems that your Teddy Bear caught the brunt of if." <sheepish grin>

"Yeah, totally, I had a great time, but next time, you gotta not pull the ears... ...yes I understand that G-spot can do that, but hey, these ears are big enough on their own, they don't need streching.

"

-SF

SaltPork · 04-28-2004, 07:53 PM

First: You want something to eat?

Second: You want the tv on? Sportcenter is on.

I learned never to say the second one again.

StormBerlin · 04-28-2004, 09:56 PM

"Where's the towel?" hehe...

Averett · 04-29-2004, 03:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by wrkime
Second: You want the tv on? Sportcenter is on.

I learned never to say the second one again.

Hell, that wouldnt bother me

kalashnikov · 05-01-2004, 07:32 AM

"Most satisfactory," as Royal Tenenbaum would have found his funeral. Though actually, it was pretty damn amazing, and she knew it.

khandel2 · 05-01-2004, 02:40 PM

Wow, I'm sorry that was fast...it has been a long time.

rmarshall · 05-01-2004, 05:09 PM

"God, I needed that!"

kel · 05-01-2004, 05:35 PM

"Yay, I've got a melanie!!!!"

Enka · 05-02-2004, 11:46 PM

"Thanks!" <-- Seriously!
"Uh oh!"

Disco Stu · 09-03-2004, 07:03 PM

"I hope I didn't hurt you, I've never missed before..."

$uperTrooper · 09-04-2004, 02:38 AM

"...are you awake...?"

Pete :) · 09-04-2004, 03:41 AM

"Hi my names Pete"

matthew330 · 09-04-2004, 06:12 AM

"If it makes you feel any better....I did"

shortynickel · 09-04-2004, 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raeanna74

And then this is me most of the time

Though he usually hurries as well cause he hates the wet spot ending up on his side.

lol that is soo me...i hate the wet spot....usually she ends up with it tho

tropple · 09-04-2004, 08:51 AM

"What's your name, anyway?"
"Damn."
"Aishiteru, aishiteru."
"Who the hell are you?"
"Lookit the chrome on that jeepney!"
"Maganda Ka"
"Where'd that redhead go?"
"Pass me that "San Mig", babe"

-Ever- · 09-04-2004, 10:59 AM

"It's hot in herrre."

Flyguy · 09-04-2004, 01:35 PM

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Christopho · 09-04-2004, 03:54 PM

Backstory- In a matter of weeks I was moving from the US to Italy
*condom breaks*
Me- "Good luck trying to expidite child support from Italy!"

darkmagnus · 09-04-2004, 05:38 PM

Does it matter what end it comes out of?

ShaniFaye · 09-04-2004, 05:45 PM

would you please bring my body down from the ceiling where its floating...I have to pee

viejo gringo · 09-04-2004, 05:48 PM

Man---for useing a condrom, that really felt good....

OH SHIT---

(we named her Lisa)

raven12 · 09-04-2004, 08:02 PM

"i want a sandwich"
"wow"

SparklingDot · 09-05-2004, 12:08 AM

"I don't know why I'm doing this..." (while crying. no regrets, just random bursting into tears. he handled it well.)

foscon · 09-05-2004, 11:19 AM

where's my wallet?
was that you?
how far is your window off the ground?
is the parking brake on?should've used more lube.

losthellhound · 10-12-2004, 08:58 AM

Things Ive said
- Wow
- Are you crying or laughing?

Things Ive heard
- Ding

danbiles · 10-12-2004, 10:30 AM

Don't you have somewhere to go?

danbiles · 10-12-2004, 10:58 AM

Don't you have somewhere to go?

Missy · 10-12-2004, 03:17 PM

The first guy who went down on me who really knew what he was doing i asked him to marry me immediately afterwards

radioguy · 10-12-2004, 03:40 PM

sadly enough, i've said "whose your daddy?" but only once.

Irishsean · 10-12-2004, 04:40 PM

"Honey, you really need to shave, I know its morning, but I already flossed once! =P"

"A tenk a bwok ma tung!"

Phant84 · 10-12-2004, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by la petite moi

'OMG, it's like dripping out of me- Hurry up! I wanna get in the shower!!!'

As he takes his precious time....

hmm, i think i've heard that one before, have you been talking to my SO?

other than that:

"gawd baby, i cant believe that your still twitching"
"where the hell did the sheets go?"
"why did you stop? i havent cum yet"
"that was great, ready for more?:

EmilyMu154 · 10-12-2004, 08:21 PM

Thanks, talk to you later, do you need me to walk you out?

um do you need a ride somewhere?

lets order pizza

iceburn · 10-13-2004, 12:03 PM

- Boo-YaA! High Five. (just kidding)

- "I kind of think I like how we get along better with our clothes on" (not kidding)

- "oops!"

Said to me after I lost virginity:

- "Say goodbye to all the baby mikies" as condom is tied in knot and tossed in trash

Averett · 10-13-2004, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Averett

"I don't think I could move if I tried"
"I never thought people actually did smoke after sex!"
"I never want to leave this place"

Okay, I don't even remember saying the first and last item on that list. Actually, come to think of it, I'm not sure if I said the 2nd item! I know I thought it, I do remember that, but I don't know if I actually said it.

Man, do I need to take some ginko biloba or what?

pattycakes · 10-13-2004, 01:21 PM

-look at the table!-
-i never want to swim in this pool again-
-you were harder when we didnt have condoms- (lol)
-did you cum yet?-
-Thats what im talkin about-
-let me catch my breat-
-il really put nailmarks in your back-
....-do you find me attractive-

jalora · 10-13-2004, 03:57 PM

These are all true and just from the past few days:

"GET AWAY FROM ME! IT'S A THOUSAND DEGREES IN HERE!"
"That was nice. Turn on Iron Chef."
"Could you get me three Tums and four Ibuprofen?"

tehpronking · 10-13-2004, 03:58 PM

I think the funniest thing that I have ever said after sex is, "Where the fuck are my pants?"

I seriously couldn't find them...

NegativeNine · 10-13-2004, 04:42 PM

"You better get to sleep. Its your first day of kindergarden tommorow."
( ^note: thats not real ^)
"I could've put a fire with all of that..." This one is real

imperfect_anya · 10-13-2004, 06:46 PM

"I don't think friends end up laying next to each other like this." (followed by a head butt and sweet kiss)

"I should've brought that cigar."

"Unhh, I don't wanna get up, let's sleep out here."

04-28-2004, 04:41 PM	#41 (permalink)
hunnychile Alien Anthropologist Location: Between Boredom and Nirvana	I'm still so horny my nipples could cut glass. __________________ "I need compassion, understanding and chocolate." - NJB

04-28-2004, 07:53 PM	#43 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	First: You want something to eat? Second: You want the tv on? Sportcenter is on. I learned never to say the second one again. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

04-28-2004, 09:56 PM	#44 (permalink)
StormBerlin Happy as a hippo Location: Southern California	"Where's the towel?" hehe... __________________ "if anal sex could get a girl pregnant i'd be tits deep in child support" Arcane

05-01-2004, 07:32 AM	#46 (permalink)
kalashnikov Insane Location: St. Paul	"Most satisfactory," as Royal Tenenbaum would have found his funeral. Though actually, it was pretty damn amazing, and she knew it. __________________ 'Charmant, respektlos, und immer betrunken.'

05-01-2004, 05:35 PM	#49 (permalink)
kel WARNING: FLAMMABLE Location: Ask Acetylene	"Yay, I've got a melanie!!!!" __________________ "It better be funny"

04-28-2004, 05:07 PM	#42 (permalink)
saltfish !?!No hay pantalones!?! Location: Indian-no-place	"...Seriously, that's never happened before. Give me 5 minutes and we'll give it another go." "You had four? Four? FOUR?" "Umm, yeah, I saw it fly past your face, I though it hit your ear... ...well, umm, I can't find it... ...oh, whoops, seems that your Teddy Bear caught the brunt of if." <sheepish grin> "Yeah, totally, I had a great time, but next time, you gotta not pull the ears... ...yes I understand that G-spot can do that, but hey, these ears are big enough on their own, they don't need streching. " -SF

05-01-2004, 02:40 PM	#47 (permalink)
khandel2 Tilted	Wow, I'm sorry that was fast...it has been a long time.

05-01-2004, 05:09 PM	#48 (permalink)
rmarshall Addict Location: Kingston,Ontario	"God, I needed that!"

05-02-2004, 11:46 PM	#50 (permalink)
Enka Tilted	"Thanks!" <-- Seriously! "Uh oh!"

09-03-2004, 07:03 PM	#51 (permalink)
Disco Stu Psycho Location: Springfield, USA	"I hope I didn't hurt you, I've never missed before..."

09-04-2004, 02:38 AM	#52 (permalink)
$uperTrooper Upright Location: The Snozzberries taste like Snozzberries	"...are you awake...?" __________________ License and registration... chicken fucker.

09-04-2004, 03:41 AM	#53 (permalink)
Pete :) Upright Location: Melbourne	"Hi my names Pete"

09-04-2004, 06:12 AM	#54 (permalink)
matthew330 Banned	"If it makes you feel any better....I did"

09-04-2004, 08:51 AM	#56 (permalink)
tropple Junkie	"What's your name, anyway?" "Damn." "Aishiteru, aishiteru." "Who the hell are you?" "Lookit the chrome on that jeepney!" "Maganda Ka" "Where'd that redhead go?" "Pass me that "San Mig", babe" __________________ +++++++++++Boom!

09-04-2004, 10:59 AM	#57 (permalink)
-Ever- Junkie Location: San Francisco	"It's hot in herrre." __________________ Embracing the goddess energy within yourselves will bring all of you to a new understanding and valuing of life. A vision that inspires you to live and love on planet Earth. Like a priceless jewel buried in dark layers of soil and stone, Earth radiates her brilliant beauty into the caverns of space and time. Perhaps you are aware of those who watch over your home And experience of this place to visit and play with reality. You are becoming aware of yourself as a gamemaster... --Acknowledge your weaknesses--

10-12-2004, 08:58 AM	#66 (permalink)
losthellhound Thats MR. Muffin Face now Location: Everywhere work sends me	Things Ive said - Wow - Are you crying or laughing? Things Ive heard - Ding __________________ "Life is possible only with illusions. And so, the question for the science of mental health must become an absolutely new and revolutionary one, yet one that reflects the essence of the human condition: On what level of illusion does one live?" -- Ernest Becker, The Denial of Death

09-04-2004, 01:35 PM	#58 (permalink)
Flyguy Banned Location: Swooping down on you from above....	zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

09-04-2004, 03:54 PM	#59 (permalink)
Christopho Upright	Backstory- In a matter of weeks I was moving from the US to Italy condom breaks Me- "Good luck trying to expidite child support from Italy!"

09-04-2004, 05:38 PM	#60 (permalink)
darkmagnus Tilted	Does it matter what end it comes out of?

09-04-2004, 05:45 PM	#61 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	would you please bring my body down from the ceiling where its floating...I have to pee __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

09-04-2004, 05:48 PM	#62 (permalink)
viejo gringo Registered User Location: Deep South Texas	Man---for useing a condrom, that really felt good.... OH SHIT--- (we named her Lisa)

09-04-2004, 08:02 PM	#63 (permalink)
raven12 Tilted	"i want a sandwich" "wow"

09-05-2004, 12:08 AM	#64 (permalink)
SparklingDot Insane	"I don't know why I'm doing this..." (while crying. no regrets, just random bursting into tears. he handled it well.) __________________ 17 seconds is all you really need - Smashing Pumpkins

09-05-2004, 11:19 AM	#65 (permalink)
foscon Upright	where's my wallet? was that you? how far is your window off the ground? is the parking brake on?should've used more lube.

10-12-2004, 10:30 AM	#67 (permalink)
danbiles Upright	Don't you have somewhere to go?

10-12-2004, 10:58 AM	#68 (permalink)
danbiles Upright	Don't you have somewhere to go?

10-12-2004, 03:17 PM	#69 (permalink)
Missy Crazy	The first guy who went down on me who really knew what he was doing i asked him to marry me immediately afterwards

10-12-2004, 03:40 PM	#70 (permalink)
radioguy Registered User Location: Texas	sadly enough, i've said "whose your daddy?" but only once.

10-12-2004, 04:40 PM	#71 (permalink)
Irishsean edited for content Location: Austin, TX	"Honey, you really need to shave, I know its morning, but I already flossed once! =P" "A tenk a bwok ma tung!" __________________ There are no absolute rules of conduct, either in peace or war. Everything depends on circumstances. Leon Trotsky

10-12-2004, 08:21 PM	#73 (permalink)
EmilyMu154 Upright Location: Oxford Ohio	Thanks, talk to you later, do you need me to walk you out? um do you need a ride somewhere? lets order pizza

10-13-2004, 12:03 PM	#74 (permalink)
iceburn Tilted Location: CT	- Boo-YaA! High Five. (just kidding) - "I kind of think I like how we get along better with our clothes on" (not kidding) - "oops!" Said to me after I lost virginity: - "Say goodbye to all the baby mikies" as condom is tied in knot and tossed in trash __________________ ... and shit.

10-13-2004, 01:21 PM	#76 (permalink)
pattycakes Insane Location: bangor pa	-look at the table!- -i never want to swim in this pool again- -you were harder when we didnt have condoms- (lol) -did you cum yet?- -Thats what im talkin about- -let me catch my breat- -il really put nailmarks in your back- ....-do you find me attractive-

10-13-2004, 03:57 PM	#77 (permalink)
jalora Tilted Location: California	These are all true and just from the past few days: "GET AWAY FROM ME! IT'S A THOUSAND DEGREES IN HERE!" "That was nice. Turn on Iron Chef." "Could you get me three Tums and four Ibuprofen?" __________________ Like my diamonds? The Devil himself gave them to me...

10-13-2004, 03:58 PM	#78 (permalink)
tehpronking Tilted	I think the funniest thing that I have ever said after sex is, "Where the fuck are my pants?" I seriously couldn't find them...

10-13-2004, 04:42 PM	#79 (permalink)
NegativeNine Tilted	"You better get to sleep. Its your first day of kindergarden tommorow." ( ^note: thats not real ^) "I could've put a fire with all of that..." This one is real

10-13-2004, 06:46 PM	#80 (permalink)
imperfect_anya Upright Location: nowherespecial, ca	"I don't think friends end up laying next to each other like this." (followed by a head butt and sweet kiss) "I should've brought that cigar." "Unhh, I don't wanna get up, let's sleep out here." __________________ Do you want me to tell you the truth or do you want me to tell you what you want to hear?