"...Seriously, that's never happened before. Give me 5 minutes and we'll give it another go."
"You had four? Four? FOUR?"
"Umm, yeah, I saw it fly past your face, I though it hit your ear... ...well, umm, I can't find it... ...oh, whoops, seems that your Teddy Bear caught the brunt of if." <sheepish grin>
"Yeah, totally, I had a great time, but next time, you gotta not pull the ears... ...yes I understand that G-spot can do that, but hey, these ears are big enough on their own, they don't need streching.

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-SF