Things you've said after sex...
 

To go along with this gem...Things you love hearing after sex

What are some of the things you've said after sex?

"I don't think I could move if I tried"
"I never thought people actually did smoke after sex!"
"I never want to leave this place"

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

...that one got away from me
....oopps....a little early
...sorry
.....that's all i got

..haha....(I've honestly said all these)...hey it happens everyonce in awhile! haha

"I swear I can do it better the next time."

"Yeah, I seriously finished."

"I couldn't help it, you are just so hot that I couldn't hold out any longer."

"Go make me a sammich."

"Where's the remote?"

"Sorry"

would you kindly get out of me now?

.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

"I want to kill myself"

But I only said that one time.

Yeah...that was nice. Now why don't you lock the door on your way out.

hello *knocks head* you awake?!

After first-thing-in-the-morning sex:

"Please don't tell me you're having a beer and a smoke for breakfast."

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I'm hungry.

Sleepy Time

'OMG, it's like dripping out of me- Hurry up! I wanna get in the shower!!!'

As he takes his precious time....

lets see.

out out out out please?!?
mmmm i smell like sex and candy
lakwjheorahwierne (jibberish)
MORNING! thought you'd liek to be woken up like that
FooD! mmmm shells and cheese

im a goon when i get off

"Feels like a truck has been driven through me..."

"Oh My God"

"I love you"

" *silence* "

"whooooooooooo"

"How did we end up in that position???"

"Gah, i'm late for work!" Or, "now you've missed one of your classes ya nut"

"I love surprises"
"*points* the door is that way"
"your too crazy for me"



*sigh* it was all over those sayings

Edit" thats what people have said to me I can't remember what I've said

Talking to myself:

Squeeze! Squeeze! Just a few more steps to the bathroom!
-or-
Too late

Talking in general:

Ouch.
Geeze.
Again?
More please?
That was so deep, you gave me a headache.

:)

guess i should get my clothes and go...i have work in 4 hours (said at 2 am)

i can't believe i just wasted a perfectly good orgasm on you....

::pass out:: ::wake up 4 hours later:: I had this really horrible dream where we slept together after i got drunk last night...oh...we did? umm... I'll be getting my pants and going now...

EVERY TIME! LMAO

And

What?!
Oh, What are we doing honey?
(speaking to a pint sized person who happened to discovered the forgotten unlocked bedroom door)
Mommy and Daddy were just um, just, having some Mommy, Daddy time.
Do you want something to eat?
Lets go get something to eat.
(As I hastily wrap a robe around and hubby dives under the sheets.)

And then this is me most of the time

Though he usually hurries as well cause he hates the wet spot ending up on his side. :D

"I need grapes. Now."

----

"I'm hungry"
"I want to go running"
"Wake up!"

And I've always wanted to kick a guy out of bed like Miranda on Sex and the City when she first sleeps with Steve. "Bye. Great sex!"

I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago...

Never have been uttered from my mouth! I do like all the apoligies you guys have been saying after sex!!

"huminahuminahumina"
" I can't move a muscle"
*wide eyes* "That didn't just.... break..... did it?"

"Why don't we do that more often, again?"
"Wow, I think I shot a gallon in ya tonite! Let me get you a towel."
"How long do you need before round two?"

That's better than coffee (said)
Yeah it WAS that good (heard)

:Silence:

-or-

Did you cum?

-or-

That felt good.

Re: Things you've said after sex...
 

Y'know, you wouldn't smoke like that if you used more lube. :D

"*groan* I think you split me in half!" (attempts to close legs)
"Wow, that was REALLY a good one"
"NOOOOO, you did NOT just cum!!" (bites him multiple times in frustration)
"I'm hungry- let's eat"

said after sex would have to be based on how good it was...

Great sex:
Oh, Dont you dare take that out of me...
That was incredible... Now lets get on with the main event...
You are not getting out of here without me getting more of you...
I feel like there is so much of you in me its changed my DNA..

Okay sex...
That was good... I think we can get to great...
No, its okay... really... (not)

Bad sex...
Thats it..?
Did it die..?
No No.. We can try again later maybe... (not)

Right, did we just have sex, because i can't really remember, so we better do it again just to make sure (it was a corny line, but it worked)

*inane babble*

get the fuck out of here you dirty bastards! (my mates don't understand the concept of privacy)

How do i delete this tape?

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

another round??? are you ready yet??? how much longer???

where's my battery powered penis?

*wow* (inbetween gasps)

food, NOW!!!

Can we go a second time? (yes, changed condoms and went at it)
My bad :( lol
Jesus Christ I am fucking wet (drip drip drip)
Look at the couch
I had came five times, I didn't know that was possible
Uh, I can go again (no, its ok)

will you untie me now?

Him(after two sweaty hours): I never realized your boobs were so big..... :confused:

"What do you mean $250... the lady on the phone said that head was included."

"You think my mom heard us?"

"And now to find my boxers."

"I've never fucked a girl in the ass without lube before. You must do it a lot."

"You want me to just leave the money on the dresser?"

recent
Me- "Holy fuck!"
Him - "yes that was"

.... "I've had better"

not really, but its my favorite line from liar liar.

I usually say, "give me a few minutes, and i'll be ready for more"