I'm still so horny my nipples could cut glass.

"...Seriously, that's never happened before. Give me 5 minutes and we'll give it another go."

"You had four? Four? FOUR?"

"Umm, yeah, I saw it fly past your face, I though it hit your ear... ...well, umm, I can't find it... ...oh, whoops, seems that your Teddy Bear caught the brunt of if." <sheepish grin>

"Yeah, totally, I had a great time, but next time, you gotta not pull the ears... ...yes I understand that G-spot can do that, but hey, these ears are big enough on their own, they don't need streching. :)"

-SF

First: You want something to eat?

Second: You want the tv on? Sportcenter is on.

I learned never to say the second one again.

"Where's the towel?" hehe...

Hell, that wouldnt bother me :D

"Most satisfactory," as Royal Tenenbaum would have found his funeral. Though actually, it was pretty damn amazing, and she knew it.

Wow, I'm sorry that was fast...it has been a long time.

"God, I needed that!"

"Yay, I've got a melanie!!!!"

"Thanks!" <-- Seriously!
"Uh oh!"

"I hope I didn't hurt you, I've never missed before..."

"...are you awake...?"

"Hi my names Pete"

"If it makes you feel any better....I did"

lol that is soo me...i hate the wet spot....usually she ends up with it tho :lol:

"What's your name, anyway?"
"Damn."
"Aishiteru, aishiteru."
"Who the hell are you?"
"Lookit the chrome on that jeepney!"
"Maganda Ka"
"Where'd that redhead go?"
"Pass me that "San Mig", babe"

"It's hot in herrre."

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Backstory- In a matter of weeks I was moving from the US to Italy
*condom breaks*
Me- "Good luck trying to expidite child support from Italy!"

Does it matter what end it comes out of?

would you please bring my body down from the ceiling where its floating...I have to pee :lol:

Man---for useing a condrom, that really felt good....

OH SHIT---

(we named her Lisa)

"i want a sandwich"
"wow"

"I don't know why I'm doing this..." (while crying. no regrets, just random bursting into tears. he handled it well.)

where's my wallet?
was that you?
how far is your window off the ground?
is the parking brake on?should've used more lube.

Things Ive said
- Wow
- Are you crying or laughing?


Things Ive heard
- Ding

Don't you have somewhere to go?

Don't you have somewhere to go?

The first guy who went down on me who really knew what he was doing i asked him to marry me immediately afterwards :)

sadly enough, i've said "whose your daddy?" but only once.

"Honey, you really need to shave, I know its morning, but I already flossed once! =P"

"A tenk a bwok ma tung!"

hmm, i think i've heard that one before, have you been talking to my SO?

other than that:

"gawd baby, i cant believe that your still twitching"
"where the hell did the sheets go?"
"why did you stop? i havent cum yet"
"that was great, ready for more?:

Thanks, talk to you later, do you need me to walk you out?

um do you need a ride somewhere?

lets order pizza

- Boo-YaA! High Five. (just kidding)

- "I kind of think I like how we get along better with our clothes on" (not kidding)

- "oops!"

Said to me after I lost virginity:

- "Say goodbye to all the baby mikies" as condom is tied in knot and tossed in trash

Okay, I don't even remember saying the first and last item on that list. Actually, come to think of it, I'm not sure if I said the 2nd item! I know I thought it, I do remember that, but I don't know if I actually said it.

Man, do I need to take some ginko biloba or what? :crazy:

-look at the table!-
-i never want to swim in this pool again-
-you were harder when we didnt have condoms- (lol)
-did you cum yet?-
-Thats what im talkin about-
-let me catch my breat-
-il really put nailmarks in your back-
....-do you find me attractive-

These are all true and just from the past few days:

"GET AWAY FROM ME! IT'S A THOUSAND DEGREES IN HERE!"
"That was nice. Turn on Iron Chef."
"Could you get me three Tums and four Ibuprofen?"

I think the funniest thing that I have ever said after sex is, "Where the fuck are my pants?"

I seriously couldn't find them... :(

"You better get to sleep. Its your first day of kindergarden tommorow."
( ^note: thats not real ^)
"I could've put a fire with all of that..." This one is real

"I don't think friends end up laying next to each other like this." (followed by a head butt and sweet kiss)

"I should've brought that cigar."

"Unhh, I don't wanna get up, let's sleep out here."