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Things you've said after sex...
To go along with this gem...Things you love hearing after sex
What are some of the things you've said after sex? "I don't think I could move if I tried" "I never thought people actually did smoke after sex!" "I never want to leave this place" |
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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...that one got away from me
....oopps....a little early ...sorry .....that's all i got ..haha....(I've honestly said all these)...hey it happens everyonce in awhile! haha |
"I swear I can do it better the next time."
"Yeah, I seriously finished." "I couldn't help it, you are just so hot that I couldn't hold out any longer." "Go make me a sammich." "Where's the remote?" "Sorry" |
would you kindly get out of me now?
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.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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"I want to kill myself"
But I only said that one time. |
Yeah...that was nice. Now why don't you lock the door on your way out.
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hello *knocks head* you awake?!
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After first-thing-in-the-morning sex:
"Please don't tell me you're having a beer and a smoke for breakfast." |
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH |
I'm hungry.
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Sleepy Time
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'OMG, it's like dripping out of me- Hurry up! I wanna get in the shower!!!'
As he takes his precious time.... |
lets see.
out out out out please?!? mmmm i smell like sex and candy lakwjheorahwierne (jibberish) MORNING! thought you'd liek to be woken up like that FooD! mmmm shells and cheese im a goon when i get off |
"Feels like a truck has been driven through me..."
"Oh My God" "I love you" " *silence* " "whooooooooooo" "How did we end up in that position???" "Gah, i'm late for work!" Or, "now you've missed one of your classes ya nut" |
"I love surprises"
"*points* the door is that way" "your too crazy for me" *sigh* it was all over those sayings Edit" thats what people have said to me I can't remember what I've said |
Talking to myself:
Squeeze! Squeeze! Just a few more steps to the bathroom! -or- Too late Talking in general: Ouch. Geeze. Again? More please? That was so deep, you gave me a headache. |
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guess i should get my clothes and go...i have work in 4 hours (said at 2 am)
i can't believe i just wasted a perfectly good orgasm on you.... ::pass out:: ::wake up 4 hours later:: I had this really horrible dream where we slept together after i got drunk last night...oh...we did? umm... I'll be getting my pants and going now... |
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And What?! Oh, What are we doing honey? (speaking to a pint sized person who happened to discovered the forgotten unlocked bedroom door) Mommy and Daddy were just um, just, having some Mommy, Daddy time. Do you want something to eat? Lets go get something to eat. (As I hastily wrap a robe around and hubby dives under the sheets.) And then this is me most of the time Quote:
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"I need grapes. Now."
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"I'm hungry"
"I want to go running" "Wake up!" And I've always wanted to kick a guy out of bed like Miranda on Sex and the City when she first sleeps with Steve. "Bye. Great sex!" |
I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago...
Never have been uttered from my mouth! I do like all the apoligies you guys have been saying after sex!! |
"huminahuminahumina"
" I can't move a muscle" *wide eyes* "That didn't just.... break..... did it?" |
"Why don't we do that more often, again?"
"Wow, I think I shot a gallon in ya tonite! Let me get you a towel." "How long do you need before round two?" |
That's better than coffee (said)
Yeah it WAS that good (heard) |
:Silence:
-or- Did you cum? -or- That felt good. |
Re: Things you've said after sex...
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"*groan* I think you split me in half!" (attempts to close legs)
"Wow, that was REALLY a good one" "NOOOOO, you did NOT just cum!!" (bites him multiple times in frustration) "I'm hungry- let's eat" |
said after sex would have to be based on how good it was...
Great sex: Oh, Dont you dare take that out of me... That was incredible... Now lets get on with the main event... You are not getting out of here without me getting more of you... I feel like there is so much of you in me its changed my DNA.. Okay sex... That was good... I think we can get to great... No, its okay... really... (not) Bad sex... Thats it..? Did it die..? No No.. We can try again later maybe... (not) |
Right, did we just have sex, because i can't really remember, so we better do it again just to make sure (it was a corny line, but it worked)
*inane babble* get the fuck out of here you dirty bastards! (my mates don't understand the concept of privacy) How do i delete this tape? |
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
another round??? are you ready yet??? how much longer??? where's my battery powered penis? *wow* (inbetween gasps) food, NOW!!! |
Can we go a second time? (yes, changed condoms and went at it)
My bad :( lol Jesus Christ I am fucking wet (drip drip drip) Look at the couch I had came five times, I didn't know that was possible Uh, I can go again (no, its ok) |
will you untie me now?
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Him(after two sweaty hours): I never realized your boobs were so big..... :confused:
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"What do you mean $250... the lady on the phone said that head was included."
"You think my mom heard us?" "And now to find my boxers." "I've never fucked a girl in the ass without lube before. You must do it a lot." |
"You want me to just leave the money on the dresser?"
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recent
Me- "Holy fuck!" Him - "yes that was" |
.... "I've had better"
not really, but its my favorite line from liar liar. I usually say, "give me a few minutes, and i'll be ready for more" |
I'm still so horny my nipples could cut glass.
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"...Seriously, that's never happened before. Give me 5 minutes and we'll give it another go."
"You had four? Four? FOUR?" "Umm, yeah, I saw it fly past your face, I though it hit your ear... ...well, umm, I can't find it... ...oh, whoops, seems that your Teddy Bear caught the brunt of if." <sheepish grin> "Yeah, totally, I had a great time, but next time, you gotta not pull the ears... ...yes I understand that G-spot can do that, but hey, these ears are big enough on their own, they don't need streching. :)" -SF |
First: You want something to eat?
Second: You want the tv on? Sportcenter is on. I learned never to say the second one again. |
"Where's the towel?" hehe...
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"Most satisfactory," as Royal Tenenbaum would have found his funeral. Though actually, it was pretty damn amazing, and she knew it.
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Wow, I'm sorry that was fast...it has been a long time.
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"God, I needed that!"
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"Yay, I've got a melanie!!!!"
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"Thanks!" <-- Seriously!
"Uh oh!" |
"I hope I didn't hurt you, I've never missed before..."
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"...are you awake...?"
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"Hi my names Pete"
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"If it makes you feel any better....I did"
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"What's your name, anyway?"
"Damn." "Aishiteru, aishiteru." "Who the hell are you?" "Lookit the chrome on that jeepney!" "Maganda Ka" "Where'd that redhead go?" "Pass me that "San Mig", babe" |
"It's hot in herrre."
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Backstory- In a matter of weeks I was moving from the US to Italy
*condom breaks* Me- "Good luck trying to expidite child support from Italy!" |
Does it matter what end it comes out of?
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would you please bring my body down from the ceiling where its floating...I have to pee :lol:
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Man---for useing a condrom, that really felt good....
OH SHIT--- (we named her Lisa) |
"i want a sandwich"
"wow" |
"I don't know why I'm doing this..." (while crying. no regrets, just random bursting into tears. he handled it well.)
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where's my wallet?
was that you? how far is your window off the ground? is the parking brake on?should've used more lube. |
Things Ive said
- Wow - Are you crying or laughing? Things Ive heard - Ding |
Don't you have somewhere to go?
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Don't you have somewhere to go?
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The first guy who went down on me who really knew what he was doing i asked him to marry me immediately afterwards :)
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sadly enough, i've said "whose your daddy?" but only once.
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"Honey, you really need to shave, I know its morning, but I already flossed once! =P"
"A tenk a bwok ma tung!" |
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other than that: "gawd baby, i cant believe that your still twitching" "where the hell did the sheets go?" "why did you stop? i havent cum yet" "that was great, ready for more?: |
Thanks, talk to you later, do you need me to walk you out?
um do you need a ride somewhere? lets order pizza |
- Boo-YaA! High Five. (just kidding)
- "I kind of think I like how we get along better with our clothes on" (not kidding) - "oops!" Said to me after I lost virginity: - "Say goodbye to all the baby mikies" as condom is tied in knot and tossed in trash |
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Man, do I need to take some ginko biloba or what? :crazy: |
-look at the table!-
-i never want to swim in this pool again- -you were harder when we didnt have condoms- (lol) -did you cum yet?- -Thats what im talkin about- -let me catch my breat- -il really put nailmarks in your back- ....-do you find me attractive- |
These are all true and just from the past few days:
"GET AWAY FROM ME! IT'S A THOUSAND DEGREES IN HERE!" "That was nice. Turn on Iron Chef." "Could you get me three Tums and four Ibuprofen?" |
I think the funniest thing that I have ever said after sex is, "Where the fuck are my pants?"
I seriously couldn't find them... :( |
"You better get to sleep. Its your first day of kindergarden tommorow."
( ^note: thats not real ^) "I could've put a fire with all of that..." This one is real |
"I don't think friends end up laying next to each other like this." (followed by a head butt and sweet kiss)
"I should've brought that cigar." "Unhh, I don't wanna get up, let's sleep out here." |
"you ready"
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Younger days:
I have to go. Get out! Where are my pants? Now days: I'm taking the day off. Stay here! Pants?.....what pants? |
Oh crap, why didn't I use a condom!
Who's your daddy? Please stop crying... Why don't you go shower or something. You can let yourself out whenever you want to go. Just take what you want from my wallet. Oh... you! (when can't remember name) That was so amazing! |
um.. i dont think we should do that again. no, really.
you brought your toothbrush? you thought you were staying? haha. you're incredible are you done? er....how'd your roommate get in here? |
How about the things women hate to hear after sex.
like... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! :D |
It's time to eat!
I'm so sweaty Do you think anybody saw us? Did I give you those scratches? It's sleepy time I can't even walk! |
"omg that was good"
"I think we should do it with music on more often" "how many times did you cum? I lost count after 3" "I love you so much" *after taking my girlfriends virginity she says to me with a huge smile on her face* "we just made love!" |
- "gesundheit"
- "my name is will" - "i was amazing!" - "tell the midget we're done, and help me clean up the sour cream" - "KAHN!!!" *(star trek refrence) - *crosses eyes* - "snoogins" - "didn't you used to have that on the other side?" - *looks in the mirror* "AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!" Sorry, it was asking for jokes. Usually it's something to the effect of: "I love you", "thank you", or "again!" |
"And I saw you looking into my eyes the whole time you came ...."
It's a soul thing, at the best. Unless we see her eyes, she could be almost anyone. |
I don't think I've QUITE said another woman's name, but I've barely stopped myself before I said something like "_______ (name), that was wonderful!"
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"Holy shit I can't believe we broke the fucking bed!!" I really did too! We have a 4 poster, queen sized bed that we ripped apart one time! After the bed hit the ground we kept going because we kind of figured that a) It wasn't gonne get any more broken; b) It was sex after all!
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The worst thing I ever said to a girl that had pissed me off was "You bore me."
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"did you know lamas can spit really far? and you can make coats out of them too."
said during..does that count? |
"I'm hungry, can I get you anything?"
"Did you fake it?" |
"Your penis belongs on the cover of 'Mr. Perfect Penis'."
ahhh....that was one of the sweetest things ever said to me. |
"I didn't want to cum yet, but it felt SOOO good...."
"That was lovely." (In an England English way, not a femmy American way.. :-) |
she said - Not again @#$%!!!!!
You did not use a Condom !!!!!! GET the TOWEL NOW!!! What was that Noise (thinking of the kids upstairs) |
"We need to go grocery shopping."
"Time to buy kitty litter." "Do I have to have dinner with your folks tomorrow?" "The cat was sniffing me while we were doing it..." |
"Don't move... there's a puddle of sweat on your stomach"
ah the memories |
Me: "How long were you planning on doing that?"
Her: "Oh, about five seconds after I met you." |
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