"you ready"

Younger days:
I have to go.
Get out!
Where are my pants?

Now days:
I'm taking the day off.
Stay here!
Pants?.....what pants?

Oh crap, why didn't I use a condom!

Who's your daddy?

Please stop crying...

Why don't you go shower or something.

You can let yourself out whenever you want to go.

Just take what you want from my wallet.

Oh... you! (when can't remember name)

That was so amazing!

um.. i dont think we should do that again. no, really.

you brought your toothbrush? you thought you were staying? haha.

you're incredible

are you done?

er....how'd your roommate get in here?

How about the things women hate to hear after sex.

like...

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

:D

It's time to eat!
I'm so sweaty
Do you think anybody saw us?
Did I give you those scratches?
It's sleepy time
I can't even walk!

"omg that was good"
"I think we should do it with music on more often"
"how many times did you cum? I lost count after 3"
"I love you so much"
*after taking my girlfriends virginity she says to me with a huge smile on her face* "we just made love!"

- "gesundheit"
- "my name is will"
- "i was amazing!"
- "tell the midget we're done, and help me clean up the sour cream"
- "KAHN!!!" *(star trek refrence)
- *crosses eyes*
- "snoogins"
- "didn't you used to have that on the other side?"
- *looks in the mirror* "AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!"

Sorry, it was asking for jokes.
Usually it's something to the effect of: "I love you", "thank you", or "again!"

"And I saw you looking into my eyes the whole time you came ...."

It's a soul thing, at the best. Unless we see her eyes, she could be almost anyone.

I don't think I've QUITE said another woman's name, but I've barely stopped myself before I said something like "_______ (name), that was wonderful!"

"Holy shit I can't believe we broke the fucking bed!!" I really did too! We have a 4 poster, queen sized bed that we ripped apart one time! After the bed hit the ground we kept going because we kind of figured that a) It wasn't gonne get any more broken; b) It was sex after all!

The worst thing I ever said to a girl that had pissed me off was "You bore me."

"did you know lamas can spit really far? and you can make coats out of them too."

said during..does that count?

"I'm hungry, can I get you anything?"
"Did you fake it?"

"Your penis belongs on the cover of 'Mr. Perfect Penis'."

ahhh....that was one of the sweetest things ever said to me.

"I didn't want to cum yet, but it felt SOOO good...."
"That was lovely." (In an England English way, not a femmy American way.. :-)

she said - Not again @#$%!!!!!
You did not use a Condom !!!!!! GET the TOWEL NOW!!!
What was that Noise (thinking of the kids upstairs)

"We need to go grocery shopping."
"Time to buy kitty litter."
"Do I have to have dinner with your folks tomorrow?"
"The cat was sniffing me while we were doing it..."

"Don't move... there's a puddle of sweat on your stomach"

ah the memories

Me: "How long were you planning on doing that?"
Her: "Oh, about five seconds after I met you."

From this thread I take solace in knowing I'm not the only one who lasts about 10 thrusts and then I'm done... (of course, this RARELY HAPPENS)

"sorry" is a common one for me too. lol.

or:
me - "okay, okay, okay okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyymmmmmmmmghgghpphhhhhhhhhaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
she - "did you come?"