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Jam 04-23-2004 01:21 AM

AGAIN!

tisonlyi 04-23-2004 02:10 AM

Oh yes, foreign languages kick ass.

Finnish, Swedish and Russian are the hottest varieties i've sampled.

Personally, I kinda like it when they can't say anything for a looong, looong time... kinda curl up into a ball and lose themselves.

That and:

"You should write a book. Serious."

(several lasses have suggested that, maybe I should... ;) )

iamtheone 04-23-2004 03:41 AM

"I can't feel my hands"

cameroncrazy822 04-23-2004 04:15 AM

"Hey who are you and and how did I end up in your room without any clothes on?" "I feel really groggy...."

Buk 04-23-2004 05:57 AM

"I think I orgasmed 100 times!" (they did)
"I'm going to be sore for a week!"
"thank you! thank you!"
"We are so good at that."

Redgirl 04-23-2004 08:34 AM

"You're so tight I think all the skin got rubbed off my dick."
"I think you killed me, I can't move."
"THAT was some good shit!"

(Primal is soooo romantic sometimes)

txlovely 04-23-2004 08:50 AM

Are you as sweaty as I am?
I'm still shaking...
Wanna do it again? :D

Huang_Gai 04-23-2004 01:19 PM

"Clear!" Eeeert *ZAP!* *whine of charging compacitors* "Clear!"

I've got to stop dating women from the rest home.

Yalaynia 04-23-2004 07:15 PM

You are going to kill me!

OR

We are going to kill each other.

AND

I m sorry for ripping off half your skin on your back.

Said after 5 hours of love making and our bodies just gave out.


:D :D :D

newmanator 04-24-2004 10:26 AM

Tears of euphoria, followed by near physical incapacitation, followed by, "It was like I was in another dimension, I just can't explain it."

Ownage, baby. :)

sub zero 04-24-2004 08:25 PM

That was yummy...or...
I feel filled..

Paq 04-24-2004 09:19 PM

"What did you say your name was again?"

"Do you think the neighbors heard" (When we were in the country with the closest neighbors being 3-4 miles away)

Eowyn_Vala 04-26-2004 05:22 PM

labored breathing is always nice, but WOW with nothing after that is a great boost!

Aborted 04-27-2004 05:52 AM

"Was that it? I thought there would be more".
"Are you in? I can't tell".

Actually, nothing says it better than "I love you" as she squirms around on the bed.

anti fishstick 04-27-2004 09:18 AM

that's easy.

"i love you"

yournamehere 04-27-2004 08:40 PM

"You're the best, baby - want to buy another hour?"

O.K. - seriously now - the two best things I've heard:
"On a scale of 1 to 10, I'm giving your tongue a 12." and
"When we break up, I'm suing for custody of that cock."

Pragma 04-27-2004 09:09 PM

"Oh my GOD - *pant pant* I love your tongue" - I love it when my girlfriend says that :D

MaGlC_MaN 04-28-2004 02:36 AM

"Hulk smash!"

ok, so i have a fetish

agball 04-28-2004 08:22 AM

Before Kids = "Your big cock feels so good inside me, I am numb everywhere, I love you so much"

After Kids = "that was good, I love you, lets watch TV"

cj22009 04-28-2004 08:40 AM

I cant move that was so good

LStanley 04-28-2004 09:58 AM

I just like hearing "Yummy"

for a couple of reasons.. but yeah.. dunno why but I like it

dabossy2k 04-28-2004 10:02 AM

"Amazing"
"Oh my God you are my Hero"
Lastly I like it when they just call you and tell you that they can't stop smiling all day. God I love sex.

tooth 04-28-2004 10:28 AM

"Mmmm, that was tasty."

heccubusiv 04-28-2004 11:02 AM

it would be great to hear an appaluas

HLP 04-28-2004 04:23 PM

The only thing I like to hear is a lot of moaning and panting. When she is unable to speak, thats when you know you did a good job.

hunnychile 04-28-2004 04:37 PM

My favorite was:
"Baby, you are So tight you feel like a virgin."

Later on it was something like,
"...whew...where in gawds name did you learn to do THAT?!!"

Esoteric 04-28-2004 05:11 PM

Today I heard, "My legs hurt."

And the simple, "Oh My God" is always nice. :)

dendron 04-29-2004 11:26 AM

"I can't Move"

Crack 04-29-2004 11:32 AM

so..... what's REALLY with the bloody clown suit...?

PDOUBLEOP 04-30-2004 12:23 PM

baaaaaaa baaaaaaaa

moonstrucksoul 04-30-2004 02:42 PM

that was so good you can have your money back

04-30-2004 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by moonstrucksoul
that was so good you can have your money back
must be your girlfriend......;)

ruggerp11 04-30-2004 04:01 PM

I can't tell you how fucking good you feel
I'm Coming, I'm coming, etc.
If you don't stop that I am going to fuck the hell out of you
Get on the ground so I can fuck you
Grab my ass, GRAB MY ASS

Holo 04-30-2004 05:56 PM

*gulp*


:D

moonstrucksoul 04-30-2004 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by :::OshnSoul:::
must be your girlfriend......;)
I don't pay my girlfriend,. . . . . . keep it up, i got more:)

minyn 05-01-2004 07:31 AM

"i need a nap" or a span of random gibberish is always good to hear

PDOUBLEOP 05-04-2004 12:06 PM

So, that's why Aunt Tina married you!

maleficent 05-04-2004 12:50 PM

I have to get up early for work, I'll call you later...

(the whole sleepover thing got really old years ago -- Just go home already)

ariekitten 05-04-2004 09:49 PM

"you are SOOOOO good at that...."

or

"that was definitely mind blowing"

the second one probably wasnt the exact words they said, but the first one was.

i personally love hearing dirty talk.
and "i love you" only if they mean it and are special to me.

Church 05-04-2004 09:57 PM

The door, along with all the problems of a relationship. ;)


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