Things you love hearing after sex
 

Time to boost your egos out there... after sex, what's the greatest thing you've ever heard?

I'll start it out with one i heard yesterday

Well, since this seems to be a thread for boasting....*ahem*

"I love riding your huge cock"

Not too imaginative, but still.

Oh, and my favorite

"I love you"

^only from one special person though

"what do you mean, 'you want to get me off again' "... *evil grin/bows down*

" Okay, I will do it again BUT..........you just got some"
Hehehehe No one can handle me!!!!!!!!!!

"See ya" is always nice...heh, heh

Oh
My
God

my personal favorite :)

That and
"Wow, nobody who looks at you would ever know you can do that..."

remember... these have to be ACTUALLY said ;)

thats a damn good Paq

Ok, seriously, sometimes it does feel like a truck being driven through you... ;) *devious laughter*

Orr
I totally forgot

another of my faves: Absolute silence...she passed out from hyperventilation

"KABOOM!. So THERE's the KABOOM!."

My fiance said that after we made love during/after the Marvin the Martian cartoon where he says "Where's the Kaboom, there was supposed to be an Earth shattering Kaboom"

"Has anyone told you that you are SO good at that?"

I go to sleep smiling after comments like that :)

'that was...er...i'm just gona...er...lie here and...er...get my breath'

-now, without seeing the person saying that, it doesn't sound that good, but if you saw the grin on her face...:D

My fav was that my SO was unable to talk...she kept trying to say something, but just ended up crying and hugging and kissing me.

She failed to realize the power contained in the ANGRY IRISH INCH!!!!

deep, gasping breathing.

"AGAIN?!?!?" :D

mmmmm that was fun...

Sometimes I get to hear "again, again!" a la Teletubbies...

I personally like "OMG!" or "Holy Shit!" or "Can we do it again paleassssssssssssssssssseee!".

I agree to both....Although a hearty "Oh God" or two doesn't have to wait until things are finished to be appropriate :)

"Daddy, you just smashed my cigarettes!"

:lol:

*gasp*

"catch me?"


edit: were it not mandated that you actually ~heard~ these, I would have ventured "so, how would you like me to pay you?"...

PALEASS???

I like to hear, one more time! or..
I can't walk my legs feel so weak.

I've said that before :D Good times.... I feel a sister thread coming on....

As far as things I love hearing, "I love you" is nice. But the sound of heavy breathing and of a heart beating really fast is awesome.

"don't move. i mean it...don't move. i want look at you for a long time so i can always remember."

"It feels like me touching me"

"You need to date as many women as you can, you need to spread that around."

My personal favorites would be from fight club:

"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school"

"I want to have your abortion" (this is on the dvd's extras)

Helena Bonham Carter is so skankaly delicious in that movie

i like the .... " again......come on again"
or
...."my legs are numb....I can't even feel them"

but my absolute....cream in my pants, stop me dead in my tracks favourite is when.....a girl just screams out loud or moans so loud....that it wakes up the house.......that one finished me off instantly!

From a girl who thought I was all nice and innocent and would be "ok" in bed:

"Where the FUCK did THAT come from??"

referring to me destroying her. She walked funny for a day because of it.

Most recently:

"...........*flops on bed* HOLY SHIT............*hard breathing*"

& simply:

oh
i totally forgot the

"i can't move or i'll cum again"

thats' after i'm up and dressed and she's still lying there tangled in the sheets...

A banging so thorough that the English language was knocked right out her head. :) Or has my roommate used to say "Screwed Stupid."

I'm a big fan of the heavy breathing. I also dig the hyperventilating. In general, if she's incapable of coherent speech, it's a winner.

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Boom!!! Bazooka Joe!

Ok ok, so maybe not during sex, but during the whole general process... "Your tongue is like magic...."

/me *Beaming Smile*

ive had the 2nd one said twice before.. OMG is always good to hear too lol..

"You. Are. The. Best"
"Where did you learn that?"
"You look so beautiful lying there, I just have to have you again"
"I love you"

Now if I could find someone to say those things...and mean them.

/me raises hand
Oo OO Sabrina!!! oo :)

"Your oral skills are amazing! Do that again...pleaaase!"


*polite bow*

"kimoji yo" repeated a billion times

"ichau!!!"

"daisuki"

sex in english is boring ;)

AGAIN!

Oh yes, foreign languages kick ass.

Finnish, Swedish and Russian are the hottest varieties i've sampled.

Personally, I kinda like it when they can't say anything for a looong, looong time... kinda curl up into a ball and lose themselves.

That and:

"You should write a book. Serious."

(several lasses have suggested that, maybe I should... ;) )

"I can't feel my hands"

"Hey who are you and and how did I end up in your room without any clothes on?" "I feel really groggy...."

"I think I orgasmed 100 times!" (they did)
"I'm going to be sore for a week!"
"thank you! thank you!"
"We are so good at that."

"You're so tight I think all the skin got rubbed off my dick."
"I think you killed me, I can't move."
"THAT was some good shit!"

(Primal is soooo romantic sometimes)

Are you as sweaty as I am?
I'm still shaking...
Wanna do it again? :D

"Clear!" Eeeert *ZAP!* *whine of charging compacitors* "Clear!"

I've got to stop dating women from the rest home.

You are going to kill me!

OR

We are going to kill each other.

AND

I m sorry for ripping off half your skin on your back.

Said after 5 hours of love making and our bodies just gave out.


:D :D :D

Tears of euphoria, followed by near physical incapacitation, followed by, "It was like I was in another dimension, I just can't explain it."

Ownage, baby. :)

That was yummy...or...
I feel filled..

"What did you say your name was again?"

"Do you think the neighbors heard" (When we were in the country with the closest neighbors being 3-4 miles away)

labored breathing is always nice, but WOW with nothing after that is a great boost!

"Was that it? I thought there would be more".
"Are you in? I can't tell".

Actually, nothing says it better than "I love you" as she squirms around on the bed.

that's easy.

"i love you"

"You're the best, baby - want to buy another hour?"

O.K. - seriously now - the two best things I've heard:
"On a scale of 1 to 10, I'm giving your tongue a 12." and
"When we break up, I'm suing for custody of that cock."

"Oh my GOD - *pant pant* I love your tongue" - I love it when my girlfriend says that :D

"Hulk smash!"

ok, so i have a fetish

Before Kids = "Your big cock feels so good inside me, I am numb everywhere, I love you so much"

After Kids = "that was good, I love you, lets watch TV"

I cant move that was so good

I just like hearing "Yummy"

for a couple of reasons.. but yeah.. dunno why but I like it

"Amazing"
"Oh my God you are my Hero"
Lastly I like it when they just call you and tell you that they can't stop smiling all day. God I love sex.

"Mmmm, that was tasty."

it would be great to hear an appaluas

The only thing I like to hear is a lot of moaning and panting. When she is unable to speak, thats when you know you did a good job.

My favorite was:
"Baby, you are So tight you feel like a virgin."

Later on it was something like,
"...whew...where in gawds name did you learn to do THAT?!!"

Today I heard, "My legs hurt."

And the simple, "Oh My God" is always nice. :)

"I can't Move"

so..... what's REALLY with the bloody clown suit...?

baaaaaaa baaaaaaaa

that was so good you can have your money back

must be your girlfriend......;)

I can't tell you how fucking good you feel
I'm Coming, I'm coming, etc.
If you don't stop that I am going to fuck the hell out of you
Get on the ground so I can fuck you
Grab my ass, GRAB MY ASS

*gulp*


:D

I don't pay my girlfriend,. . . . . . keep it up, i got more:)

"i need a nap" or a span of random gibberish is always good to hear

So, that's why Aunt Tina married you!

I have to get up early for work, I'll call you later...

(the whole sleepover thing got really old years ago -- Just go home already)

"you are SOOOOO good at that...."

or

"that was definitely mind blowing"

the second one probably wasnt the exact words they said, but the first one was.

i personally love hearing dirty talk.
and "i love you" only if they mean it and are special to me.

The door, along with all the problems of a relationship. ;)

It used to be "I love you"...but this weekend, I heard something about how it was kind of "suprising" or "God you made me so wet". Possibly the best ever: "Okay, I'll be back, just let me go home and get dry panties" (I was with a girl at a hotel, and she apparently didn't expect for things to get quite as, um, "arousing" as they did)...

Another personal favorite:

(while looking in the mirror) "Oh my god, come look at my neck!" ...what can I say? I love to bite!

I like to know that I was more than what they expected...people tend to think that I'm very conservative, or that I'm not going to be very sexual, which is pretty damn far from the truth.

My 3 Favorites
 

My 3 favorites

"Wow that was great! Gotta go now, bye!"

"You know i dont want a real relationship right? This is just for sex"

"Wow my legs are still shaking!"

Well the 1st one never happened, but the other 2 were really cool.

:thumbsup:

"Ok, now you watch us go"

Wow!!! You have an amazing tongue! -- That's a common one ;)
The next best one is the comatosed silence, and all over body quiver of a woman who's had three plus earth shattering orgasms in one session -- there's no words needed when you know you've made a woman feel that good. -- Also common ;)

My personal favorite is I love you. But coming in a close second is wow.

"I think you punctured my uterus."

well i would like to here a demonic laugh sometime think it could be fun :)

so far I've gotten:

"I feel like I'm going to orgasm from you just being inside me"

the old standby of "oh...my....god"

and the one that made my day: "I think that re-defined multiple orgasms"

my all time favorite to hear from a guy is..."u are one wild nasty bitch...i think im in love" from a girl.... "do u give lessons?"

My latest favorite from my guy..."Baby, you rocked me."

"i loved how it tasted"

First time having sex. My ex couldn't get enough of me. I mean for a first timer I literally had a grin from ear to ear knowing my first time and her first time left her with that kind of impression. As I was driving her home, she gave me road head, and seeing as it was a long drive I must have blown twice never losing my erection, and everytime I would ask, "jeez you want to go again?" My first time was literally my greatest time. I swear I was a walking erection for two hours from the sex, to the driving home. After hearing those beautiful whimpers and moans, I would hear these out of breathe gasps for air as she would keep asking if we could go again. I know nothing special but considering she's been my first and only, it has to have been one of my greatest experiences in my short 20 year life.

So my ego inflater is pretty much just hearing the beautiful whimpers and moans on my first time and the simple fact that she never seemed to tire of me, nor I of her.


Jeez thinking of that has me thinking of some of the greatest pleasures in life one can experience.

My personal order.

1. Great sex.
2. Great food especially after not eating the whole day while hard at work
3. A great shit. Definitely one of the greatest pleasures in life. When it's all done, you just flat out feel fantastic.
4. A great shower and bath. I'm of the opinion that feels like I need to take a shower before taking a bath simply because I want to be clean before I lay in a pool of my potential filth. I'd prefer to be really clean before taking a bath. Probably not the manliest thing to say, but every now and again I like to pamper myself by taking a good long hot shower even though I can't afford to keep the water running for too long. Just having the water massage every pore on my body, and clean away any impurities on my skin. Washing up with a great scent soap, and then following up with a moisturizing body scrub, facial scrub, and just all flat out pampering down to the toes. Dry up in a body towel, and lay flat on my bed completely relaxed like in few other ways, and pass out. Damn I got into that. Probably because I pampered myself just recently. :D

Just another ego inflation. That's exactly what my ex kept saying my first time that I wrote about. I felt like a king that night.

"You were so good that I didn't think about my gonorrhea one time!"

"Best....Sex....Ever!!!"

her: Jesus.... you came all over the place.

me: you came four times?

her: Zzzzzzzz

"oui oui oui oui" at the top of her voice at a family camp site in france with my 3 mates less than a metre away in another tent laughing....tent canvas is so not sound proof.

"That was magical."

"Thank you..."

Would you like a sandwich?

I usually get hungry after sex.

dont say anything to me, just let me enjoy the moment