"Where'd you get that dildo ?" (Poll for the Women) NSFW - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Mephex · 04-12-2004, 01:25 PM

This one is for the ladies.

You and your guy just got back to his place after a fantastic night, and you want him like nothing else.

You start playing around, things get extremely hot. He reaches into the closet and pulls out a large box, opens it, and starts laying out various toys. Dongs, vibrators, strap ons, beads, wands etc.

It's clear what the intent is, how do you react ?

Halx · 04-12-2004, 01:29 PM

I can see the start of a 'choose your own adventure' sexual roleplaying forum...

Mephex · 04-12-2004, 01:30 PM

What a fantastic idea! I'd be all over that.

SabrinaFair · 04-12-2004, 01:31 PM

I'm all about masturbating in front of a potential lover...(one partner described it as "the coolest thing he had ever seen) but I'd have to ask if anyone else had used it, or else put a condom on it, because ew.

Although I guess I could use on on him...that'd be fun...

onodrim · 04-12-2004, 01:38 PM

*edited becuase I went back and re-read the question

*

Since I'm with Secret now and have been for four years, I'm pretty sure they would be clean, so I wouldn't have to ask where they'd been.

I'd be pretty darn excited and happy if he surprised me with something like that. And then as I said earlier, I would use them myself and then have him use them on me, a little combination of both.

suviko · 04-12-2004, 02:05 PM

I would ask if they are used and (been there, done that) use the ones that haven't been to man's ex gf's cavities. Leather restraints, whips and such, sure. If things weren't discussed before, I'd be a bit suprised if he just gave a Large box full of stuff. I prefer men who are open and mature enough to open their mouth and not just point at a dildo. I've been with a man who couldn't say he wants his anus licked. He always just said "lower" when I was giving him a blowjob. The best way of minimising stress and getting it right is communication. The next thing is to be intressed in what SHE wants. I assume a man will ask me when we are on a date what I want in bed, I tell him, he tells me what he likes, yadayada. A man that just wants me to get a show on for him is a drok and a turnoff. Usually first time sex is adventure to unknow without hassling with more spesific preferences or fetishes. Toys come into play to spice up things after the honeymoon-fucking-frenzy is over.

Dilbert1234567 · 04-12-2004, 05:57 PM

i would think that it would be common sense to clean any of your personal toys befor offering them to some one else. your last option seems like this is not the case for everyone.

thoughts?

Mephex · 04-12-2004, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dilbert1234567
i would think that it would be common sense to clean any of your personal toys befor offering them to some one else. your last option seems like this is not the case for everyone.

thoughts?

That's what I was thinking too, but I guess just the thought grosses'em out. Which leads me to wonder, how can women have sex with a man who has been with other women ?

It really doesn't add up, but maybe I'm not seeing the whole picture.

suviko · 04-13-2004, 12:10 AM

Usually people don't get too exited with being offered used stuff. Can you spell "c h e a p"...

You wouldn't want to wear your gf's ex boyfriend's boxers either?

Also, it's not yet the any-other-person-been-using-them fact but *EX*! People react to ex relationships in varying ways, but it's not the same as any person in this universe.

In the poll there were only 3 votes in the "gross" when three girls had replied to the thread. So how many men voted there after us?

raeanna74 · 04-13-2004, 12:34 PM

I'd be happy to let him start out but I'm sure I'd want to try my "hand" at it too and pick one I know I'd want to play with. If he was laying them out I'd assume he'd planned something in particular but once he'd had his fun - or at least some of it I know I'd want to take a more active role.

Rowan · 04-13-2004, 01:18 PM

If I had a guy that was adventurous enough to offer me presents of pleasure, I would be excited. . .I would definitely let him use them on me.

But yes they would have to be brand new.

Mephex · 04-13-2004, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rowan
If I had a guy that was adventurous enough to offer me presents of pleasure, I would be excited. . .I would definitely let him use them on me.

But yes they would have to be brand new.

I am this guy, and if you'd like to set up a date and time, pm me.

suviko · 04-14-2004, 03:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mephex
I am this guy, and if you'd like to set up a date and time, pm me.

No, make no mistake: she said "have to be brand new". You are this guy with box full of your ex gfs sex toys in your car's trunk. Why did you insist on getting the dildos back in the firstplace? :I

iamnormal · 04-14-2004, 05:05 AM

Why do you think they make those little counter top dish washers but to use to keep your sex toys clean and sanitary.

Mephex · 04-14-2004, 06:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by suviko
No, make no mistake: she said "have to be brand new". You are this guy with box full of your ex gfs sex toys in your car's trunk. Why did you insist on getting the dildos back in the firstplace? :I

Damn Suvi, what'd you have to go and do that for ?

Bust me out at any opportunity I bet.

Mephex · 04-14-2004, 06:14 AM

And another thing:

Quote:

Originally posted by suviko
Why did you insist on getting the dildos back in the firstplace? :I

First off, a lot of them are brand new, secondly, do you really think that after I moved out, and continued to pay rent for
the fucking bitch so she could have her fun with her new guys, that I would assist in that pleasure one fucking bit ? No.

I took back as much as I could, realizing that I've spent the last 3 years of my life playing caretaker, making sure she was happy, so that she could end things by finding some married jagoff on the internet to give her affection to.

Fuck that. So I threw away the old ones. They were too big for me anyway.

Thank you, please drive through.

suviko · 04-14-2004, 11:54 AM

>Fuck that. So I threw away the old ones. They were too big for
>me anyway.

That changes everything. If I knew (or the man said so) the offered toys are new, I'd dive into the box and get what I need.

Mephex · 04-14-2004, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rowan
If I had a guy that was adventurous enough to offer me presents of pleasure, I would be excited. . .I would definitely let him use them on me.

But yes they would have to be brand new.

Sooo, without further adue.

I am this guy, and if you'd like to set up a date and time, pm me.

suviko · 04-14-2004, 11:59 AM

Well, now you gotta list what you got in the box.

Mephex · 04-14-2004, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Well, now you gotta list what you got in the box.

Here's a few of'em:

Topco E-Glass Adam & Eve Pure Pleasure

Doc Johnson iVibe Rabbit

Doc Johnson Ultra Harness 8" Dong

Cyber Jelly Plug

Crystal Butt Plug

Hitachi Magic Wand ( With attachments )

Pink Lady Fleshlight

And a whole lot of other things I couldn't find images for. Most of them are things I bought but haven't gotten to use yet

soopadoopa · 04-15-2004, 05:42 PM

Damn, cuz!!! All that looks like an investment.

what about the rabbit? Is it all it's cracked up to be? My wife thinks she wants one.

Mephex · 04-15-2004, 06:10 PM

Well, some say don't get it or you'll be sorry. I say get it, but keep it somewhere where only you have access to

View Poll Results: Do you ?
Lay back and let the doctor work.	11	14.67%
Grab the toy of your choosing and work on yourself.	3	4.00%
Sit back and suggest he use them on himself.	0	0%
Grab one and use it on him.	1	1.33%
Ask where he got them, for if anyone else used them, it'd be gross.	4	5.33%
I'm a male, so i'm voting here so i can see the results	56	74.67%
Voters: 75. You may not vote on this poll

04-12-2004, 01:25 PM	#1 (permalink)
Mephex Psycho	"Where'd you get that dildo ?" (Poll for the Women) [NSFW] This one is for the ladies. You and your guy just got back to his place after a fantastic night, and you want him like nothing else. You start playing around, things get extremely hot. He reaches into the closet and pulls out a large box, opens it, and starts laying out various toys. Dongs, vibrators, strap ons, beads, wands etc. It's clear what the intent is, how do you react ? __________________ He who is void of virtuous attachments in private life is, or very soon will be, void of all regard for his country. There is seldom an instance of a man guilty of betraying his country, who had not before lost the feeling of moral obligations in his private connections. -Samuel Adams Last edited by Mephex; 04-14-2004 at 09:54 PM..

04-12-2004, 01:29 PM	#2 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	I can see the start of a 'choose your own adventure' sexual roleplaying forum... __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

04-12-2004, 01:30 PM	#3 (permalink)
Mephex Psycho	What a fantastic idea! I'd be all over that. __________________ He who is void of virtuous attachments in private life is, or very soon will be, void of all regard for his country. There is seldom an instance of a man guilty of betraying his country, who had not before lost the feeling of moral obligations in his private connections. -Samuel Adams

04-12-2004, 01:31 PM	#4 (permalink)
SabrinaFair Junkie Location: Louisville, KY	I'm all about masturbating in front of a potential lover...(one partner described it as "the coolest thing he had ever seen) but I'd have to ask if anyone else had used it, or else put a condom on it, because ew. Although I guess I could use on on him...that'd be fun... __________________ "With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy." -Desiderata

04-12-2004, 01:38 PM	#5 (permalink)
onodrim Cosmically Curious Location: Chicago, IL	edited becuase I went back and re-read the question Since I'm with Secret now and have been for four years, I'm pretty sure they would be clean, so I wouldn't have to ask where they'd been. I'd be pretty darn excited and happy if he surprised me with something like that. And then as I said earlier, I would use them myself and then have him use them on me, a little combination of both. __________________ "The world is so exquisite with so much love and moral depth, that there is no reason to deceive ourselves with pretty stories for which there’s little good evidence. Far better it seems to me, in our vulnerability, is to look death in the eye and to be grateful every day for the brief but magnificent opportunity that life provides" -Carl Sagan Last edited by onodrim; 04-12-2004 at 02:50 PM..

04-12-2004, 02:05 PM	#6 (permalink)
suviko Banned	I would ask if they are used and (been there, done that) use the ones that haven't been to man's ex gf's cavities. Leather restraints, whips and such, sure. If things weren't discussed before, I'd be a bit suprised if he just gave a Large box full of stuff. I prefer men who are open and mature enough to open their mouth and not just point at a dildo. I've been with a man who couldn't say he wants his anus licked. He always just said "lower" when I was giving him a blowjob. The best way of minimising stress and getting it right is communication. The next thing is to be intressed in what SHE wants. I assume a man will ask me when we are on a date what I want in bed, I tell him, he tells me what he likes, yadayada. A man that just wants me to get a show on for him is a drok and a turnoff. Usually first time sex is adventure to unknow without hassling with more spesific preferences or fetishes. Toys come into play to spice up things after the honeymoon-fucking-frenzy is over.

04-12-2004, 05:57 PM	#7 (permalink)
Dilbert1234567 Devils Cabana Boy Location: Central Coast CA	i would think that it would be common sense to clean any of your personal toys befor offering them to some one else. your last option seems like this is not the case for everyone. thoughts? __________________ Donate Blood! "Love is not finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." -Sam Keen

04-13-2004, 12:10 AM	#9 (permalink)
suviko Banned	Usually people don't get too exited with being offered used stuff. Can you spell "c h e a p"... You wouldn't want to wear your gf's ex boyfriend's boxers either? Also, it's not yet the any-other-person-been-using-them fact but EX! People react to ex relationships in varying ways, but it's not the same as any person in this universe. In the poll there were only 3 votes in the "gross" when three girls had replied to the thread. So how many men voted there after us?

04-13-2004, 12:34 PM	#10 (permalink)
raeanna74 I'm not a blonde! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot! Location: Upper Michigan	I'd be happy to let him start out but I'm sure I'd want to try my "hand" at it too and pick one I know I'd want to play with. If he was laying them out I'd assume he'd planned something in particular but once he'd had his fun - or at least some of it I know I'd want to take a more active role. __________________ "Always learn the rules so that you can break them properly." Dalai Lama My Karma just ran over your Dogma.

04-13-2004, 01:18 PM	#11 (permalink)
Rowan Tilted Location: The Great Northwest	If I had a guy that was adventurous enough to offer me presents of pleasure, I would be excited. . .I would definitely let him use them on me. But yes they would have to be brand new.

04-14-2004, 05:05 AM	#14 (permalink)
iamnormal Addict Location: In the id	Why do you think they make those little counter top dish washers but to use to keep your sex toys clean and sanitary.

04-14-2004, 11:54 AM	#17 (permalink)
suviko Banned	>Fuck that. So I threw away the old ones. They were too big for >me anyway. That changes everything. If I knew (or the man said so) the offered toys are new, I'd dive into the box and get what I need.

04-14-2004, 11:59 AM	#19 (permalink)
suviko Banned	Well, now you gotta list what you got in the box.

04-15-2004, 05:42 PM	#21 (permalink)
soopadoopa Crazy	Damn, cuz!!! All that looks like an investment. what about the rabbit? Is it all it's cracked up to be? My wife thinks she wants one.

04-15-2004, 06:10 PM	#22 (permalink)
Mephex Psycho	Well, some say don't get it or you'll be sorry. I say get it, but keep it somewhere where only you have access to __________________ He who is void of virtuous attachments in private life is, or very soon will be, void of all regard for his country. There is seldom an instance of a man guilty of betraying his country, who had not before lost the feeling of moral obligations in his private connections. -Samuel Adams