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*edited becuase I went back and re-read the question *

Since I'm with Secret now and have been for four years, I'm pretty sure they would be clean, so I wouldn't have to ask where they'd been.

I'd be pretty darn excited and happy if he surprised me with something like that. And then as I said earlier, I would use them myself and then have him use them on me, a little combination of both.

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