guys~ would you if you could
 

give yourself a blowjob?

I've gotten into a few debates about this lately. About whether or not a guy would give himself a blowjob, and whether or not that would make him gay.

What're your thoughts? :crazy:

yes. Without hesitation.

Dammit. I meant to post a poll... any mods wanna help out?

If it were possible, I think I would do it. I don't think it would make me gay though. It would just be another form of masturbation. Hell, I know damn well how to pleasure myself manually... If I could, I don't think I would ever have to leave the house again.

I am curious however to hear your thoughts on the subject.

Yes, why not. It wouldn't "make" anyone gay though.

I meant more would it 'qualify' as gay...

and then this question arises... There are guys who won't kiss their girls after getting a blowjob. But... they'll give themselves one?? That doesn't make sense to me...

Sad to say, I think I would. I whack off way too much for my own good and need something else, being no women in this guy's life... =(

guys~ would you if you could
 

There you go, sillygirl.

I guess that depends on the guy and or situation. I stated above that I would but I don't think I would give myself a "happy ending" that way. As far as the women in my life go, I don't expect them to finish off that way either. So a little beso after the fact isn't that big of a deal to me.:icare:

I have kissed girls after, so what's the big deal? I kiss them after I perform on them, turn about is fair game.

But getting back to the gay question, no, unless you are only attracted to other penises only.

Hell yeah, it would save me from having to keep licking my hand, which upsets the rhythm. I probably wouldn't swallow; I have enough trouble with phlegm in the back of my throat, and I imagine the consistency would be similar.

Obviously it would make you gay.

I mean, next you'll be telling me that masturbation doesn't make someone homosexual. Any pleasuring of someone of the same sex will make you a sex-crazed homosexual, no longer interested in someone of the opposite sex. It will also grow fur on your palms.

Maybe they should start another poll on whether you would spit or swallow.

The real problem would be in getting me to stop

I used to say I would do it if I could...but then I saw a sort of friend of mine do it...and ever since then...I just thought it would be nasty to try.

:hmm: gross

That's just wrong to imagine.

/Thought process while I was voting

"Yeah, I guess I would...I bet that makes me really weird"
Presses the <i>Yes, without hesitation</i> radio button.
Sees 11 yes vs. 1 no and feels a little bit better.
/End thought process while voting

I'm supprised, I didn't think this many people would if they could. But I guess upon reflection, its not that weird. It feels good, I like it when others do it for me. I should be willing to do it for myself. I wonder if it would take any of the pleasure of having someone do it for me though. Because I have to say, half the fun of getting a BJ is someone is nice enough to do something for me that I could never do for myself. Its like getting a backrub... only more so.

I've done this a few times. I'm pretty flexible, but not quite enough for it to be comfortable.

Look, if I could give myself a blowjob, I'd probably never leave my room.

if i could... i definently would...


i know Ron Jeremy did in one of his movies...

I JUST saw that movie yesterday... it was with Seka. He was like.... "watch this" and proceeds to slob on his knob. And then is like... "Thats how you do it" and shoves it down some poor unsuspecting (yeah right) girls gullet.

But now that I think about it.... I think I would try it, and then go to church to repent which is strange because I'm muslim.

Never even considered it. Doesn't appeal to me at all.

you see, autofellatio (woo big word) requires putting a penis in my mouth. that's where things go awry. i've put alot of strange random things in my mouth over the years, but i have real issues with the idea of putting any penis, even my own, in my mouth. not gonna happen.

Not very interested in it anymore as I know I can't reach. I used to be able to juuuustt reach if I were stretched out enough. It was kinda strange. I didn't get much pleasure out of it because I felt like I was doing gymnastics at the same time.

nothing wrong with kissing after a blowjob!

This is more what I kind of expected to hear...

Hell no, thats way too much like work. Plus much of the pleasure of oral sex is the intimacy of contact with a partner. Masterbation is more about a quick release of sexual tension for me. No need to contort my penis into my mouth.

Maybe if I never had oral before I might try it just to see how it feels, but as it is, no way.

i would never leave the house..

and of course it's not gay.. it's masturbation

And so the Almighty has spoken.

Cum Is gross so my hubby says no way.

I look at it this way, I masturbate, yet I wouldn't give another guy a handjob. Same principle.

Those guys don't deserve blowjobs.

Nope.

I used to be able to be flexibile enough to do it every once and a while. I think it was sheer curiosity that got the better of me. Needless to say, it wasnt a very comfortable position at all.

I honestly could say if I could do it, I would atleast try it.

I wouldn't do it even if someone paid me.

I don't think it's gay. It's just not something I would do for any reason what so ever. I'd rather eat pussy.

Although, if you shot the load on your face, rubbed it around, and licked it off...... I'd say you're gay. ;)

If i could, i probably would try it. I just can't imagine it not being painful.

thats another point.

Like a dog on a porch. Cause I could.....

I think you should have some sort of buffer zone between

"HELL YES" and "HELL NO"

Like, Probably. Or, Probably not.

Because I don't know, and I certainly wouldnt make the choice without hesitation.

I do.

Can, but don't very often at all. It's not all it's cracked up to be, and more trouble than it's worth. You've got to bend yourself into an uncomfortable position first, and then it's not very great. Sort of like trying to tickle yourself, if you know what I mean.