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Strange Famous 04-09-2004 02:44 PM

I have to say no (and indeed I have voted so)

The idea of sucking dick is much worse to me than the pleasure I would get from having my dick sucked.

And yes, I do sometimes masturbate... its different... it just is!

gorilla 04-09-2004 09:53 PM

I'm fne with whackin off, I dont need to know what my dick tastes like.... or any dick for that matter. I dont know if it would classify you as gay, but I wouldnt think the same of any guy I knew if he blew himself. That's just not right

toiletraccoon 04-10-2004 10:24 AM

i wouldn't do it....when i'm masturbating my mind is off in dream world and i don't think i could fantasize while sucking myself off

tisonlyi 04-10-2004 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gorilla
I'm fne with whackin off, I dont need to know what my dick tastes like.... or any dick for that matter. I dont know if it would classify you as gay, but I wouldnt think the same of any guy I knew if he blew himself. That's just not right
I guess you couldn't do it then, right?

I'm convinced that the vast majority of men either can, or have tried and failed.

Don't argue. This is true. All males know this.

Come on, you look at the dog, he's smilin'. You look at the cat, she's smilin'.

You go to your room, lock the door and get some stretching exercises in.

FACT. ;)

From the dalai llama to charly manson.

Come on, 'fess up.

You'll feel better.

Also, the idea that 'it means you're gay' will disappear just as fast as those lovely little pieces of playground wisdom around masturbation.

iamtheone 04-11-2004 12:54 PM

my thoughts have already been posted. Curious on the ladies thoughts on this. Would you if you could, paint the fence yourself?

LpClint 04-11-2004 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by phredgreen
you see, autofellatio (woo big word) requires putting a penis in my mouth. that's where things go awry. i've put alot of strange random things in my mouth over the years, but i have real issues with the idea of putting any penis, even my own, in my mouth. not gonna happen.
uhm yeah same here

hossified 04-15-2004 05:48 AM

i wouldn't....no way in hell....that would be just gross (go figure...cause I love it when chicks give me bj's??)...does that make me a hypocrit...i dunno......

livingitup101 04-15-2004 01:19 PM

Nah, no desire to suck my own dick.

Blackthorn 04-15-2004 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nitrox
The real problem would be in getting me to stop
:D Unreal...and along with this, my own pair of boobs, and a pipeline to fresh pizza I'd totally never leave the house.

tekaweni 04-18-2004 02:08 AM

i can reach, but wouldnt do it... and no Im only average sized - just have a flexible back. As <b>LiquidSquid</b> notes, its hellish uncomfortable

Eugeni 04-18-2004 08:04 AM

Yes, that felt great, I swear. I could get there when I was a teenager and did it, but now I am not that flexible. Btw, I never went off that way due to the tension of my back, it just felt good for a little while and then I would finish with my hand.

illesturban 04-20-2004 10:17 PM

i'm not even going to lie... IF i could reach it, I am pretty positive I would at LEAST try it once. Now I'd probably break my neck or throw out my back or something and have to be hospitalized but yeah I'd try it. It's mine...

zxello 04-20-2004 11:43 PM

i sure as hell would and im sure as hell gonna try! :lol:

skysooner 04-21-2004 05:13 AM

In the same way that my wife can't imagine why I enjoy giving her oral, I have the same feeling about my own genitalia. I don't think I could do it. Never say never, but my initial answer was no.

bermuDa 04-21-2004 08:41 AM

too much work for too the satisfaction of blowing yourself, of which there is little.

Redgirl 04-21-2004 11:18 AM

Hmmm... since I have gone down on a chick, I feel it would be hypocritical of me to say that I wouldn't go down on myself.

Plus, I have tasted myself on my husbands lips and dick before during various sex acts. So I guess I'd have to say that if I could I would.

But I can't. :(

So there.

PS- I would think about every woman who has been given the lickey-lickey treatment has kissed her SO after, thereby tasting themselves. What else about licking yourself would be gross?

pocon1 04-21-2004 02:15 PM

I would if I could, but I can't so I won't.

I would not come in my own mouth, though.

But I am afraid I would get hair on my tongue.

platypus 04-21-2004 05:29 PM

Yes, but I would have to bring home flowers first.

And I'd expect a very nice expensive dinner afterwards.

i8one2 04-21-2004 06:00 PM

If its good enough for my subby galaxygirl to suck, its good enough for me. I love my dick, its a good freind of mine and after a good bondage workout by me, why not releive the pain with a good hard killer suck job my me. I only wish! subby and I could fight over the privilege of sucking...the games we could play, wow...Maybe I'll start losing some weight and give it a try, what do I have to loose, and the gains!

Tuffy_McGee 04-21-2004 09:28 PM

So you wouldn't suck yourself off becuase that's gay; but would you fuck your own mouth?

Haha :)

GeneralKruge 04-22-2004 12:41 AM

I'd definitely give it a >try<, just to see what it was like. We all like a little variety when "relaxing with our thoughts," but we also all have a definite favorite technique. Having my own crotch in my face might not be as fun as looking at porn whilst getting myself off.

Captain Canada 05-06-2004 09:28 PM

I dont think I would if I could.

la petite moi 05-06-2004 09:38 PM

Heheh...Nwlinkvxd has done it. He doesn't like the taste of himself. :lol:

Arsenic7 05-06-2004 09:55 PM

Er, I'd try it. I don't see how you could say that giving yourself oral sex would be any worse than giving yourself a handjob, which is what masturbation is. I mean, seriously, are you saying that getting a handjob from another guy wouldn't make you gay but getting a blow job would? That's just loony.

And as for being made this way for a reason...well, if we COULD give ourselves a blow job, wouldn't that mean that we were made that way? Not to mention the fact that people use plenty of non sexual organs in the sex act. What's so special about your lips, anyhow? Why kiss people with them? Your mouth is the dirtiest 'organ' on your body, dirtier than your anus or anything else. The answer is: it just feels good.

If I could give myself a blowjob, and it felt good, I don't see why I wouldn't do it.

Tuffy_McGee 05-07-2004 10:44 PM

Realistically though; masturbation is all about sexual pleasure and release.

How comfortable are you going to be if you're bent over as far as you can go and you're working on yourself?

That sounds stressfull hard and crappy.

Guy Spenzz 05-08-2004 07:31 AM

I can kiss my thigh so I know I could but im never going to, besides I already have someone to do it for me.

Met22 05-08-2004 08:54 AM

Use to but can't anymore.
Getting old is rough

Xsas 05-08-2004 09:12 AM

Would you give a guy a handjob?

No, so why do you give yourself one?

blindawg 05-11-2004 11:48 AM

IS there any question about this..

Can you say... Hell Yeah!

saltfish 05-11-2004 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Halx
i would never leave the house..

and of course it's not gay.. it's masturbation

If there is ANYONE here who has the 'equipment' to pull this off, it's this guy. Hell, I wouldn't be suprised if he could.

;)

-SF

MageB420666 05-13-2004 11:55 AM

I would definitly do it, but I would have to finish off with my hand.

EVIDENT 05-16-2004 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JStrider
i know Ron Jeremy did in one of his movies...
You sure about that man? He's a pretty big guy. I doubt he could get anywhere close.

I could just as I was startin' puberty. It hurt my back and neck like hell and simply wasn't as good as plain old jerkin'.

singledeuce 05-18-2004 08:05 AM

That's totally GAY! Hello...guy's dick + guy's mouth = GAY SEX!

herostar 05-18-2004 01:02 PM

fuck ya, I've tried, but it's a long ways down there...

ZenkiChica 05-18-2004 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by singledeuce
That's totally GAY! Hello...guy's dick + guy's mouth = GAY SEX!
yea but guys dick + another guy's hand = gay, and i'm assuming you masturbate??

146519 05-18-2004 02:09 PM

No way, that's nasty. I guess going down on a girl is logically worse, but I actually enjoy that because of the repsonse.

kpizz13 05-19-2004 05:51 PM

one of my friends said he could and i didn't believe him, he demonstrated (not really, he was clothed) and he certainly can twist that way. i asked and he said that he only swallowed once, but it's not htat pleasant, but worth it.

RubberSouls 05-20-2004 09:20 AM

Hell fucking yes.

livingfossil 05-21-2004 04:53 PM

I've too damn many ribs, alas.

Conclamo Ludus 05-21-2004 05:05 PM

Special occasions only. Like my anniversary with myself, Valentine's Day, and Sweetest Day, but only if I at least buy myself some flowers.


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