That is one of those things where I see no benefit from. You are still getting a blow job from a guy, and you have to suck a dick to get it. There is no way to win here.

You don't masturbate/enjoy masturbation?

If you use your hand, you're still getting a hand job from a guy.

I wouldn't... I know where it's been ;)

Nope. In this instance i would rather receive then give.

I think Andrew Dice Clay answered this question:

"So this chick was sucking my dick, right. And she says to me, 'But Dice, why do I always have to suck your DICK?'

So I says, 'Because I can't.'"

I don't think I could do it...just too weird :hmm:

Can, have, do... Not Gay, atleast any more gay than masterbating

I envy you.

how would one even attempt this?

I can, I have, but I dont... maybe cause I dont like the off chance of someone walking in on me going down on myself. but mainly just because its a lot of trouble.

I didnt vote cause well there is not an option for me.