guys~ would you if you could
 

give yourself a blowjob?

I've gotten into a few debates about this lately. About whether or not a guy would give himself a blowjob, and whether or not that would make him gay.

What're your thoughts? :crazy:

yes. Without hesitation.

Dammit. I meant to post a poll... any mods wanna help out?

If it were possible, I think I would do it. I don't think it would make me gay though. It would just be another form of masturbation. Hell, I know damn well how to pleasure myself manually... If I could, I don't think I would ever have to leave the house again.

I am curious however to hear your thoughts on the subject.

Yes, why not. It wouldn't "make" anyone gay though.

I meant more would it 'qualify' as gay...

and then this question arises... There are guys who won't kiss their girls after getting a blowjob. But... they'll give themselves one?? That doesn't make sense to me...

Sad to say, I think I would. I whack off way too much for my own good and need something else, being no women in this guy's life... =(

guys~ would you if you could
 

There you go, sillygirl.

I guess that depends on the guy and or situation. I stated above that I would but I don't think I would give myself a "happy ending" that way. As far as the women in my life go, I don't expect them to finish off that way either. So a little beso after the fact isn't that big of a deal to me.:icare:

I have kissed girls after, so what's the big deal? I kiss them after I perform on them, turn about is fair game.

But getting back to the gay question, no, unless you are only attracted to other penises only.

Hell yeah, it would save me from having to keep licking my hand, which upsets the rhythm. I probably wouldn't swallow; I have enough trouble with phlegm in the back of my throat, and I imagine the consistency would be similar.

Obviously it would make you gay.

I mean, next you'll be telling me that masturbation doesn't make someone homosexual. Any pleasuring of someone of the same sex will make you a sex-crazed homosexual, no longer interested in someone of the opposite sex. It will also grow fur on your palms.

Maybe they should start another poll on whether you would spit or swallow.

The real problem would be in getting me to stop

I used to say I would do it if I could...but then I saw a sort of friend of mine do it...and ever since then...I just thought it would be nasty to try.

:hmm: gross

That's just wrong to imagine.

/Thought process while I was voting

"Yeah, I guess I would...I bet that makes me really weird"
Presses the <i>Yes, without hesitation</i> radio button.
Sees 11 yes vs. 1 no and feels a little bit better.
/End thought process while voting

I'm supprised, I didn't think this many people would if they could. But I guess upon reflection, its not that weird. It feels good, I like it when others do it for me. I should be willing to do it for myself. I wonder if it would take any of the pleasure of having someone do it for me though. Because I have to say, half the fun of getting a BJ is someone is nice enough to do something for me that I could never do for myself. Its like getting a backrub... only more so.

I've done this a few times. I'm pretty flexible, but not quite enough for it to be comfortable.

Look, if I could give myself a blowjob, I'd probably never leave my room.

if i could... i definently would...


i know Ron Jeremy did in one of his movies...

I JUST saw that movie yesterday... it was with Seka. He was like.... "watch this" and proceeds to slob on his knob. And then is like... "Thats how you do it" and shoves it down some poor unsuspecting (yeah right) girls gullet.

But now that I think about it.... I think I would try it, and then go to church to repent which is strange because I'm muslim.

Never even considered it. Doesn't appeal to me at all.

you see, autofellatio (woo big word) requires putting a penis in my mouth. that's where things go awry. i've put alot of strange random things in my mouth over the years, but i have real issues with the idea of putting any penis, even my own, in my mouth. not gonna happen.

Not very interested in it anymore as I know I can't reach. I used to be able to juuuustt reach if I were stretched out enough. It was kinda strange. I didn't get much pleasure out of it because I felt like I was doing gymnastics at the same time.

nothing wrong with kissing after a blowjob!

This is more what I kind of expected to hear...

Hell no, thats way too much like work. Plus much of the pleasure of oral sex is the intimacy of contact with a partner. Masterbation is more about a quick release of sexual tension for me. No need to contort my penis into my mouth.

Maybe if I never had oral before I might try it just to see how it feels, but as it is, no way.

i would never leave the house..

and of course it's not gay.. it's masturbation

And so the Almighty has spoken.

Cum Is gross so my hubby says no way.

I look at it this way, I masturbate, yet I wouldn't give another guy a handjob. Same principle.

Those guys don't deserve blowjobs.

Nope.

I used to be able to be flexibile enough to do it every once and a while. I think it was sheer curiosity that got the better of me. Needless to say, it wasnt a very comfortable position at all.

I honestly could say if I could do it, I would atleast try it.

I wouldn't do it even if someone paid me.

I don't think it's gay. It's just not something I would do for any reason what so ever. I'd rather eat pussy.

Although, if you shot the load on your face, rubbed it around, and licked it off...... I'd say you're gay. ;)

If i could, i probably would try it. I just can't imagine it not being painful.

thats another point.

Like a dog on a porch. Cause I could.....

I think you should have some sort of buffer zone between

"HELL YES" and "HELL NO"

Like, Probably. Or, Probably not.

Because I don't know, and I certainly wouldnt make the choice without hesitation.

I do.

Can, but don't very often at all. It's not all it's cracked up to be, and more trouble than it's worth. You've got to bend yourself into an uncomfortable position first, and then it's not very great. Sort of like trying to tickle yourself, if you know what I mean.

I wouldn't. I'm semi-disgusted when I have semen on my hand from masturbating. If it was in my mouth, I'd puke farther than I can see.

Wow. I learn more about you all every day than I ever want to know about my friends IRL. :hmm:

This sounds like it would only make my back problems worse.

Where's the 'already given self a blowjob' option?

I had a dream about that the other night and it was very satisfying in my dream.

You would if you could,
I would if I could,
The people that say that they wouldn't
are the people who claim not to masturbate.
mmmhhmmm..the truth as I see it.

I used to be able to do it when i was just hitting puberty but one growth spurt later and I couldn't any more. Wasn't that great because it put alot of strain on my neck and restricted breathing.Don't think it's gay either because you give yourself handjobs all the time. Surprised nobody's mentioned the whole Bill Hicks "that one vetrebrae" bit.

fuck ya i would suck my own dick

I laughed my ass off for five minutes after I read that. :lol:

Just because you would do it that doesn't mean everyone would. I jerk off... So what. Everyone does, but I have no desire to have a dick anywhere near my face, even if it's my own.

With a tongue that long, you must be very popular with the ladies... :D

:oogle:

The real question is would you spit or swallow?

I'd definitely give it a try. I don't get head often enough.

I don't mean to overly hype my own threads, but If it's a little dodgy, i've probably already posted it :p

Tasted own cum?

Also, a more broader question for both guys and girls, cause would girl's eat themselves out? :eek: :D

If you could blow/suck yourself?


:D

As for myself, if i was any good (the position would make it awkward to get any good rythym etc) i would :D :p

Not. A. Chance. In. Hell.

I would try it. I don't really get off with a BJ but I enjoy it. It happens rarely and for such a short duration before doing other things that I never really come that way. Doing myself would give me some practice!

http://www.limestoneriders.org/images/542Scott.jpg

Can someone add a NSFW tag to this thread now please? 0_o that doesn't look very um.... fun...

Sorry, Sillygirl. I always assume that if people were surfing Tilted Sexuality or even Tilted Forum at work, they would know it's likely not safe for work.

If one was worried about it, they would turn off avatars and the display of all images.

Maybe it's just me.:)

No, I can see it at work. No problem... it's at home....... yeah.....

oh shit :eek:


"A woman one night yelled out, "Yeah, you ever try it?" I said, yeah. Almost broke my back. It's that one vertebrae, I swear to God, it's that close. I think that vertebrae is going to be the thing to go in our next evolutionary step. Just a theory and a fervent prayer. Yeah, now all the guys are going, "Honey, I have no idea what he's talking about. I think he's a devil-child." That may be true, but guys, yyyyyou know what I'm talking about. I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight, guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now. Watching an empty stage. "

-Bill Hicks

:p :D

I've done it once, and haven't tried it since then.
It wasn't very pleasant as you may have guessed. First of all, it's not very comfortable as a lot of other people have already said. But its not very enjoyable even if you do get in a comfortable position. For some reason it just doesn't feel as good as when a girl gives it to you. I don't know who said it, but yeah, it's a bit like trying to tickle yourself.

I can do it, but it's not comfortable.

I'm pretty sure if i went in for some serious yoga training i'd get myself supple enough to do it comfortably.

...And I haven't ever blown man-fatfrom blowjobs.

Maybe one day.

It's a great party trick, though.

The real question is after u gave yrself a beej, would you swallow?:hmm:

What if u turned out to be REALLY good and you came quicker than you expected? Would you just grit your, uh, well, teeth and bear it, or what?

That statement would still be valid no matter how much head you are getting. There is no such thing as too much head!

Plus the best fun of getting head is the fact that your being treated to fun. You get to lay back and enjoy it (all the while planning how your going to lick a blister on hers the next time you get the oppurtunity!!!!)

Would you do down on yourself if you could? Whould this make you a lesbian?

I think Manard James Keenan has removed his ribs to preform oral sex on his silly self.

Maybe you missed that post.

gross you guys.....to pleasure yourself with your hand is one thing, but i couldn't imagine anyone sucking themselves off....i think our bodies are this way for a reason...
:p

thanks for the backup, arie!

What about contorsionists?

Just because YOU can't/won't do it, that doesn't make it gross.

I don't r_H_ythmically bleed in time with the lunar calendar, that doesn't make it gross.

edit: I do apologise for the spilleng mastike.

edit2: *jumps off high horse*

I also don't rhythmically bleed.

It's gross. That's our opinion. If you're fine being a guy with a dick in his mouth, go for it.

I think I can quite confidently say..'no'

Yes. Definitely no to that one.

*shudders*

sillygirl, we're adults here. Things should have stopped being 'gross' at about 15 years of age. It's time for you to publicly state your opinion, to put it up for debate, instead of luring people into your own damn thread and then calling them gross. You've got 69% of the males here givng the thumbs up, what are you trying to prove?

No way. I get waaay too much back, neck and shoulder pain as it is. Not worth the reward.

Not trying to prove anything, Hal. I wanted guy's opinions on this. Figured an open board would be a decent place to get these opinions. My apologies.

I'm gonna have to say NO

god
why does anyone have to post that sickening picture

Of course. Wouldn't swallow, though.

As with Hal, I would never leave my house. 'Course, he's just a couple weeks of stretching excercises away from being able to do it. I can only dream.

hahaha. that was good.

I have to say no (and indeed I have voted so)

The idea of sucking dick is much worse to me than the pleasure I would get from having my dick sucked.

And yes, I do sometimes masturbate... its different... it just is!

I'm fne with whackin off, I dont need to know what my dick tastes like.... or any dick for that matter. I dont know if it would classify you as gay, but I wouldnt think the same of any guy I knew if he blew himself. That's just not right

i wouldn't do it....when i'm masturbating my mind is off in dream world and i don't think i could fantasize while sucking myself off

I guess you couldn't do it then, right?

I'm convinced that the vast majority of men either can, or have tried and failed.

Don't argue. This is true. All males know this.

Come on, you look at the dog, he's smilin'. You look at the cat, she's smilin'.

You go to your room, lock the door and get some stretching exercises in.

FACT. ;)

From the dalai llama to charly manson.

Come on, 'fess up.

You'll feel better.

Also, the idea that 'it means you're gay' will disappear just as fast as those lovely little pieces of playground wisdom around masturbation.

my thoughts have already been posted. Curious on the ladies thoughts on this. Would you if you could, paint the fence yourself?

uhm yeah same here

i wouldn't....no way in hell....that would be just gross (go figure...cause I love it when chicks give me bj's??)...does that make me a hypocrit...i dunno......

Nah, no desire to suck my own dick.

:D Unreal...and along with this, my own pair of boobs, and a pipeline to fresh pizza I'd totally never leave the house.

i can reach, but wouldnt do it... and no Im only average sized - just have a flexible back. As <b>LiquidSquid</b> notes, its hellish uncomfortable

Yes, that felt great, I swear. I could get there when I was a teenager and did it, but now I am not that flexible. Btw, I never went off that way due to the tension of my back, it just felt good for a little while and then I would finish with my hand.

i'm not even going to lie... IF i could reach it, I am pretty positive I would at LEAST try it once. Now I'd probably break my neck or throw out my back or something and have to be hospitalized but yeah I'd try it. It's mine...

i sure as hell would and im sure as hell gonna try! :lol:

In the same way that my wife can't imagine why I enjoy giving her oral, I have the same feeling about my own genitalia. I don't think I could do it. Never say never, but my initial answer was no.

too much work for too the satisfaction of blowing yourself, of which there is little.

Hmmm... since I have gone down on a chick, I feel it would be hypocritical of me to say that I wouldn't go down on myself.

Plus, I have tasted myself on my husbands lips and dick before during various sex acts. So I guess I'd have to say that if I could I would.

But I can't. :(

So there.

PS- I would think about every woman who has been given the lickey-lickey treatment has kissed her SO after, thereby tasting themselves. What else about licking yourself would be gross?

I would if I could, but I can't so I won't.

I would not come in my own mouth, though.

But I am afraid I would get hair on my tongue.

Yes, but I would have to bring home flowers first.

And I'd expect a very nice expensive dinner afterwards.

If its good enough for my subby galaxygirl to suck, its good enough for me. I love my dick, its a good freind of mine and after a good bondage workout by me, why not releive the pain with a good hard killer suck job my me. I only wish! subby and I could fight over the privilege of sucking...the games we could play, wow...Maybe I'll start losing some weight and give it a try, what do I have to loose, and the gains!

So you wouldn't suck yourself off becuase that's gay; but would you fuck your own mouth?

Haha :)