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Old 04-09-2004, 02:44 PM   #81 (permalink)
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I have to say no (and indeed I have voted so)

The idea of sucking dick is much worse to me than the pleasure I would get from having my dick sucked.

And yes, I do sometimes masturbate... its different... it just is!
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Old 04-09-2004, 09:53 PM   #82 (permalink)
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I'm fne with whackin off, I dont need to know what my dick tastes like.... or any dick for that matter. I dont know if it would classify you as gay, but I wouldnt think the same of any guy I knew if he blew himself. That's just not right
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Old 04-10-2004, 10:24 AM   #83 (permalink)
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i wouldn't do it....when i'm masturbating my mind is off in dream world and i don't think i could fantasize while sucking myself off
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Old 04-10-2004, 11:37 AM   #84 (permalink)
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I'm fne with whackin off, I dont need to know what my dick tastes like.... or any dick for that matter. I dont know if it would classify you as gay, but I wouldnt think the same of any guy I knew if he blew himself. That's just not right
I guess you couldn't do it then, right?

I'm convinced that the vast majority of men either can, or have tried and failed.

Don't argue. This is true. All males know this.

Come on, you look at the dog, he's smilin'. You look at the cat, she's smilin'.

You go to your room, lock the door and get some stretching exercises in.

FACT.

From the dalai llama to charly manson.

Come on, 'fess up.

You'll feel better.

Also, the idea that 'it means you're gay' will disappear just as fast as those lovely little pieces of playground wisdom around masturbation.
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Old 04-11-2004, 12:54 PM   #85 (permalink)
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my thoughts have already been posted. Curious on the ladies thoughts on this. Would you if you could, paint the fence yourself?
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Old 04-11-2004, 06:41 PM   #86 (permalink)
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you see, autofellatio (woo big word) requires putting a penis in my mouth. that's where things go awry. i've put alot of strange random things in my mouth over the years, but i have real issues with the idea of putting any penis, even my own, in my mouth. not gonna happen.
uhm yeah same here
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Old 04-15-2004, 05:48 AM   #87 (permalink)
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i wouldn't....no way in hell....that would be just gross (go figure...cause I love it when chicks give me bj's??)...does that make me a hypocrit...i dunno......
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Old 04-15-2004, 01:19 PM   #88 (permalink)
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Nah, no desire to suck my own dick.
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Old 04-15-2004, 01:26 PM   #89 (permalink)
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The real problem would be in getting me to stop
Unreal...and along with this, my own pair of boobs, and a pipeline to fresh pizza I'd totally never leave the house.
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Old 04-18-2004, 02:08 AM   #90 (permalink)
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i can reach, but wouldnt do it... and no Im only average sized - just have a flexible back. As <b>LiquidSquid</b> notes, its hellish uncomfortable
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Old 04-18-2004, 08:04 AM   #91 (permalink)
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Yes, that felt great, I swear. I could get there when I was a teenager and did it, but now I am not that flexible. Btw, I never went off that way due to the tension of my back, it just felt good for a little while and then I would finish with my hand.
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Old 04-20-2004, 10:17 PM   #92 (permalink)
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i'm not even going to lie... IF i could reach it, I am pretty positive I would at LEAST try it once. Now I'd probably break my neck or throw out my back or something and have to be hospitalized but yeah I'd try it. It's mine...
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Old 04-20-2004, 11:43 PM   #93 (permalink)
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i sure as hell would and im sure as hell gonna try!
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Old 04-21-2004, 05:13 AM   #94 (permalink)
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In the same way that my wife can't imagine why I enjoy giving her oral, I have the same feeling about my own genitalia. I don't think I could do it. Never say never, but my initial answer was no.
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Old 04-21-2004, 08:41 AM   #95 (permalink)
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too much work for too the satisfaction of blowing yourself, of which there is little.
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Old 04-21-2004, 11:18 AM   #96 (permalink)
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Hmmm... since I have gone down on a chick, I feel it would be hypocritical of me to say that I wouldn't go down on myself.

Plus, I have tasted myself on my husbands lips and dick before during various sex acts. So I guess I'd have to say that if I could I would.

But I can't.

So there.

PS- I would think about every woman who has been given the lickey-lickey treatment has kissed her SO after, thereby tasting themselves. What else about licking yourself would be gross?
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Old 04-21-2004, 02:15 PM   #97 (permalink)
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I would if I could, but I can't so I won't.

I would not come in my own mouth, though.

But I am afraid I would get hair on my tongue.
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Old 04-21-2004, 05:29 PM   #98 (permalink)
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Yes, but I would have to bring home flowers first.

And I'd expect a very nice expensive dinner afterwards.
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Old 04-21-2004, 06:00 PM   #99 (permalink)
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If its good enough for my subby galaxygirl to suck, its good enough for me. I love my dick, its a good freind of mine and after a good bondage workout by me, why not releive the pain with a good hard killer suck job my me. I only wish! subby and I could fight over the privilege of sucking...the games we could play, wow...Maybe I'll start losing some weight and give it a try, what do I have to loose, and the gains!
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Old 04-21-2004, 09:28 PM   #100 (permalink)
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So you wouldn't suck yourself off becuase that's gay; but would you fuck your own mouth?

Haha
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Old 04-22-2004, 12:41 AM   #101 (permalink)
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I'd definitely give it a >try<, just to see what it was like. We all like a little variety when "relaxing with our thoughts," but we also all have a definite favorite technique. Having my own crotch in my face might not be as fun as looking at porn whilst getting myself off.
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Old 05-06-2004, 09:28 PM   #102 (permalink)
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I dont think I would if I could.
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Old 05-06-2004, 09:38 PM   #103 (permalink)
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Heheh...Nwlinkvxd has done it. He doesn't like the taste of himself.
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Old 05-06-2004, 09:55 PM   #104 (permalink)
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Er, I'd try it. I don't see how you could say that giving yourself oral sex would be any worse than giving yourself a handjob, which is what masturbation is. I mean, seriously, are you saying that getting a handjob from another guy wouldn't make you gay but getting a blow job would? That's just loony.

And as for being made this way for a reason...well, if we COULD give ourselves a blow job, wouldn't that mean that we were made that way? Not to mention the fact that people use plenty of non sexual organs in the sex act. What's so special about your lips, anyhow? Why kiss people with them? Your mouth is the dirtiest 'organ' on your body, dirtier than your anus or anything else. The answer is: it just feels good.

If I could give myself a blowjob, and it felt good, I don't see why I wouldn't do it.
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Old 05-07-2004, 10:44 PM   #105 (permalink)
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Realistically though; masturbation is all about sexual pleasure and release.

How comfortable are you going to be if you're bent over as far as you can go and you're working on yourself?

That sounds stressfull hard and crappy.
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Old 05-08-2004, 07:31 AM   #106 (permalink)
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I can kiss my thigh so I know I could but im never going to, besides I already have someone to do it for me.
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Old 05-08-2004, 08:54 AM   #107 (permalink)
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Old 05-08-2004, 09:12 AM   #108 (permalink)
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Would you give a guy a handjob?

No, so why do you give yourself one?
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Old 05-11-2004, 11:48 AM   #109 (permalink)
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IS there any question about this..

Can you say... Hell Yeah!
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Old 05-11-2004, 12:03 PM   #110 (permalink)
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i would never leave the house..

and of course it's not gay.. it's masturbation
If there is ANYONE here who has the 'equipment' to pull this off, it's this guy. Hell, I wouldn't be suprised if he could.



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Old 05-13-2004, 11:55 AM   #111 (permalink)
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I would definitly do it, but I would have to finish off with my hand.
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Old 05-16-2004, 07:38 PM   #112 (permalink)
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i know Ron Jeremy did in one of his movies...
You sure about that man? He's a pretty big guy. I doubt he could get anywhere close.

I could just as I was startin' puberty. It hurt my back and neck like hell and simply wasn't as good as plain old jerkin'.
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Old 05-18-2004, 08:05 AM   #113 (permalink)
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That's totally GAY! Hello...guy's dick + guy's mouth = GAY SEX!
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Old 05-18-2004, 01:02 PM   #114 (permalink)
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fuck ya, I've tried, but it's a long ways down there...
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Old 05-18-2004, 01:39 PM   #115 (permalink)
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That's totally GAY! Hello...guy's dick + guy's mouth = GAY SEX!
yea but guys dick + another guy's hand = gay, and i'm assuming you masturbate??
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Old 05-18-2004, 02:09 PM   #116 (permalink)
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No way, that's nasty. I guess going down on a girl is logically worse, but I actually enjoy that because of the repsonse.
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Old 05-19-2004, 05:51 PM   #117 (permalink)
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one of my friends said he could and i didn't believe him, he demonstrated (not really, he was clothed) and he certainly can twist that way. i asked and he said that he only swallowed once, but it's not htat pleasant, but worth it.
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Old 05-20-2004, 09:20 AM   #118 (permalink)
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Hell fucking yes.
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Old 05-21-2004, 04:53 PM   #119 (permalink)
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I've too damn many ribs, alas.
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Old 05-21-2004, 05:05 PM   #120 (permalink)
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Special occasions only. Like my anniversary with myself, Valentine's Day, and Sweetest Day, but only if I at least buy myself some flowers.
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