tisonlyi

I guess you couldn't do it then, right?

I'm convinced that the vast majority of men either can, or have tried and failed.

Don't argue. This is true. All males know this.

Come on, you look at the dog, he's smilin'. You look at the cat, she's smilin'.

You go to your room, lock the door and get some stretching exercises in.

FACT.

From the dalai llama to charly manson.

Come on, 'fess up.

You'll feel better.

Also, the idea that 'it means you're gay' will disappear just as fast as those lovely little pieces of playground wisdom around masturbation.

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"I do not agree that the dog in a manger has the final right to the manger even though he may have lain there for a very long time. I do not admit that right. I do not admit for instance, that a great wrong has been done to the Red Indians of America or the black people of Australia. I do not admit that a wrong has been done to these people by the fact that a stronger race, a higher-grade race, a more worldly wise race to put it that way, has come in and taken their place." - Winston Churchill, 1937 --{ORLY?}--