Randerolf

Hi,

I'm one of those lonely hearts that finally fell into a good situation and things are going well with this one girl so far.

I've never had sex or anything like that before and was wondering:

-How messy is it?

and

-What steps do you take, because of the messyness?

I couldn't find this question in sexuality forum.

PS She and I are virgins. Thanks.

SAM821

it shouldnt be too messy unless there are circumstances (like her being on her period)

I guess if you want to keep the sex clean, then be sure its not too hot (so you dont sweat) and well... thats about it... i mean, sex isnt messy...

Granted, if/when you get her wet, you will have all of those "secretions" (which when dried form a creamy, white, layer all over your "lower region"), and mixed with the smell of latex, it produces a nasty odor. other than that... just wash up... its not messy... the LAST thing on your mind will be the mess....

OH one thing, you MAY have it a little bloody (not too much though) since she is a virgin... just keep her relaxed and go VERY slow and it shouldnt be too bad!

good luck and have fun!

ratbastid

It's only messy if you do it right.

Lunchbox7

Always keep a box of tissues nearby. Thats what I do.

cliche

Definitely tissues etc nearby; though if you're using a condom things tend to be a little tidier...

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JStrider

sometimes stray drops happen... if I dont want those to get whats below us i just toss down a large beach towel below us...

and make sure you use protection... and condoms do help reduce the mess a little bit...

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kel

Too true. too true.

We soak through the two fitted and a flat sheet everytime.

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bermuDa

take a shower together afterwards to clean up, have sex on something easily washable like a towel if you're really worried.

For your first time, just take it slow and easy, you shouldn't make too big of a mess.

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sub zero

I will agree that the first time will probably neater because you won't be moving around as much. Go old school and stay in missionary position.
Me personally I like it wild and rough so things tend to get heated, messy and disorganised.

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diddagirl

Usually its really not that messy. And even if it is a little bit..... its for sure a good thing. (at least in my opinion).

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frozenstellar

we chuck a towel down everytime, that way we aviod sleeping in the mess that it makes.

only thing is, its a bit of a killer if you aint got it handy, nothing worse than having to get out butt naked having to run to the bathroom and come back.

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qtpye4u84

well, my boy friends first time was dangerious.
When he got some he pulled it out for some reason then the condom was broken some how then he squirted all over the sheets and wall it was crazy lol but thank god when he got some he pulled it out because the condom was broken so that was lucky of us.
Sex is dirty, you sweat, her juices get on your hair and sac, But to make it better use a condom and let her put it on you.
If you use a condom walk to the bath room take it off flush it then wipe your self with a tissue or step in the shower.
She could use a soft rag to wipe her self off too,

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crony

It's only as messy as you want it to be But seriously, If you're using condoms, then I wouldn't think it to be too messy. On the other hand, if you blow it inside her without a condom, be sure to keep some tissues handy. As a matter of fact, it's not a bad idea to keep some baby wipes by the bed at all times. Me and the wife do

Corneo

Just do it on someone else's bed. That way you don't have to clean it up.

BuddyHawks

Do it in the bathtub

on second thought, that might not work well.

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telekinetic

Sex with a condom isn't any messier than a vigorous tickle fight...the messiest byproduct of sex is usually two people's sweat, unless she is particularly wet, which she won't be her first time.

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KnifeMissile

If you're wearing a condom, it's not messy at all. You'll probably need a tissue to clean yourself up after removing the condom but that's it.

If you're not wearing one (I don't judge) then understand that she doesn't just "absorb" your semen or anything. It's going to come out, eventually, and that can be a mess. Again, tissues can be handy but a number of my sexual partners go to the washroom shortly after sex to... Well, do whatever it is that they do...

seretogis

Do not -- I repeat -- do NOT use your parents' bed.

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toiletraccoon

trust me...you wont be worrying about making a mess when it actually happens

pocon1

Use a towel, works wonders for me and the wifey.

Nitrox

I agree with Ratbastid. If it ain't messy, you've done something wrong. Nothing I love better than a messy woman

Beefimator

Messy is good. Just make sure that if it does get messy, you can't have anyone sleeping on the wet spots. That ain't right.

dnd

wetwipes work best...smell pretty too!

dunno if its just me but i find it all a bit to planned if u put sheets down...just have fun and clean up the mess later and then worry about wetspots!

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Funnel

Look at it this way messy is berry berry good.

SixEdxMia

Make the biggest mess that you can.It's better that way,
The messiest thing is your semen...
unless shes a really fat chick.
and even that's not anyhting you cant lick up.

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clownboy

ya except y would the dude lick up his own cum?

theguyondacouch

If shes on top, just remember not to pull the condom off while your still lying on your back. That could prove to be messy.

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Lucifer

I used to date this swedish girl, who said, "Sex - Messy, but Fun!"
sums up my opinion exactly!

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skysooner

Sex is dirty and the better for it being so. My wife still will clean up soon afterwards as she is prone to yeast infections.

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ariekitten

yeah wet wipes of some sort are a good idea....towels are absorbent....they work well just go with the flow (no pun intended) and dont worry too much about how messy it gets....just go slow and make it special.

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It varies from person to person.

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Shades

I would also like to recommend that, for your first time, cut both of yourselves some slack. She's not going to be totally into it, and you're going to blow early. It happens. So when it does, don't be shocked or embarrassed, just remind yourself that you knew this was coming. Set aside lots of time. If she's willing, go ahead and do it again in a few minutes. Hell, do it four times. My personal record is five, but I bet that's nothing compared to some here.

yournamehere

/stands and applauds

The only thing I would add . . . . "and you're both too tired to clean up."

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hunnychile

God bless you for having all that lube!

ENJOY & ENJOY!!! And yes, always have some kleenex around...

Don't worry about messiness - that's not romantic at all.

Congrats on some good loving! Yeeehaw!! The white hats win another one.

(Unless you're not at "home") I always keep/kept a lot of sets of sheets clean & on hand. No one likessleeping on the wet spot. Although it's a nice reminder that the night was titillating.

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SixEdxMia

WE both will,and girls make messes too. dont be a prude.I'm in it for..The mess.

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nanofever

Sounds like a story that needs to be told, we're all ears...

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raeanna74

It's as messy as you want it to be. Most we ever do is lay a towel down on the bed underneath us if we haven't played in a while cause hubby might - um - store up . Otherwise I always go wash afterwards (cause I'm prone to yeasties) and hubby always wipes off. It's just annoying when you wake up (for hubby) to have dried cum stuck to your you-know-whats.

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