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Ustwo 03-18-2004 09:00 AM

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Originally posted by yournamehere
Oh - and in my best Ronald Reagan voice - "Mr. Pormeister - tear down that 4th wall!"
Hey - -the porn's made for me, not that donkey-schlong tard who's fucking her - she should be looking at me, not him.
Unless you want to pretend it's real life and they're in love :lol:

Two chicks not looking at the camera - Makes it look like they are getting into it and are having fun.

Two chicks looking at the camera - Paid emotionless whores.

Viva la cuarta pared!

maxhooters 03-18-2004 09:06 AM

i hate the titles. forest hump and all of the other bad ones

fallenangel 03-18-2004 01:14 PM

my preference, amateur porn i guess, basically because it cuts away all the set up crap, no cheesy music, nothing fuzzed out, (i avoid the ones where she gets a facial), the chick doesn't moan to a fake dildo because it's just not a turn on! and because most importantly, it has less than perfect people involved.

sometimes the story line (if you can call it that) is a nice touch, lol, but most days, just watching somethin simple does the trick...

Fenton-J-Cool 03-18-2004 02:05 PM

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Originally posted by motdakasha
I personally also enjoy penetration, but I cannot speak for the majority, and the majority says they prefer clitoral to penetration.

I believe the numbers are that 1 in 3 women orgasm with penetration, and the other 66.7% orgasm with clitoral stimulation

skier 03-18-2004 03:04 PM

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Originally posted by motdakasha

Example of classical conditioning: A guy is going down on a girl. While he goes down on her, he ties her up to a bed post. As a result, the girl gets turned on at the sight of fruit.

because... the bed posts look like bananas?
was your initial example of classical conditioning about a food fetish motdakasha?

motdakasha 03-18-2004 05:02 PM

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Originally posted by skier
because... the bed posts look like bananas?
was your initial example of classical conditioning about a food fetish motdakasha?

haha, that is what happens when you don't proofread what you wrote :(
i started with one example about strawberries and chocolate.. then switched to rope/bed posts. oops. :<

Derwood 03-19-2004 07:43 AM

1. "Reality" Porn - I'm talking "Bang Bus", "Mike's Apartment", "MILF Hunter" or "Hustler's Real College Girls". Right, just about any woman will get into a van with 3 strange men and a camera. Wow, what a coincidence, the girl has fake tits and is completely shaved!

2. ANYTHING degrading. And a lot of the degredation is more subtle than slapping or name calling. I think most pornos with Rocco are degrading towards women. A lot of European porn is actually. Same with "Black" porn.


Here is a suggestion for finding porn you like:

- Investigate porno "series", by which I mean movies that have multiple volumes. Chances are that if you find a series you like, there will be 100 more tapes in the same series. I am partial to Randy West's "Up N' Cummers" series, as it is entirely made up of amateurs, real couples, and budding porn stars (girls like Jenna Jameson, April Flowers and Tera Patrick did their first scenes in this series).

enough 03-19-2004 03:03 PM

I wish that 90% of porn wasn't dedicated to underage looking gals. A mid twenties woman is light years more attractive to me than a teeny bopper, but it seems I am alone on that (save for the whole MILF thing).

nanofever 03-19-2004 03:26 PM

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Originally posted by Derwood
1. "Reality" Porn - I'm talking "Bang Bus", "Mike's Apartment", "MILF Hunter" or "Hustler's Real College Girls". Right, just about any woman will get into a van with 3 strange men and a camera. Wow, what a coincidence, the girl has fake tits and is completely shaved!

WHAT! Bangbus isn't real? *Shatner Mode* KAHNNNNNNNNNNNN !

kongfoo 03-20-2004 04:49 PM

i can't believe only one person mentioned hairy man ass. I can't stand it when a guy's asshole is bouncing in and out of frame blocking my view of the girl. :eek:

H12 03-20-2004 05:19 PM

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Originally posted by SiN
Anyways...there was a similar thread long ago, and I said my big pet peeve is when it looks like it might be anal, but I'm just really not sure. hates that.
Daggum right. I can't stand that one bit.

ngdawg 03-20-2004 06:19 PM

Why do the women look into the camera and make that pucker face?????like, OOOOOOOO....proves they aren't into the sex...also, seems in some of them, the girl looks doped up or out of it....on the whole, most just make me giggle....too few are hot anymore like the old ones of Jamie Gillis, Ron Jeremy, et al.(when you could watch them in a theatre)

damianjames 03-22-2004 11:39 AM

A lot of good points here, its sort of like the music industry knowing what the majority of people with their own money want to hear. Problem with porn is, cater to everyones' particular desire and you create a million niche markets ;)

I can still remember 10 years ago when I worked in a video store. Edward Penishands was a popular rental. They actually attached latex dildos to a guy's hands and and it was an attempt at a serious storyline. How all the women in the movie wouldn't stop the shoot with constant laughing is a mystery, but I bet the gag reel (no pun intended) is filled with crack ups.

iamtheone 03-26-2004 11:37 AM

Two thinks I hate of porno. dude's cocks.

BooRadley 03-26-2004 08:23 PM

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Originally posted by iamtheone
Two thinks I hate of porno. dude's cocks.
Sounds homophobic.

Bambi2004 03-29-2004 05:33 PM

I agree with most everything here except:

Lesbian porn where one chick gives the other chicks dildo/strapon cock a blowjob? Thats easy. She's lubing the cock. As in - "here suck this good, because I'm about to stick it all the way up you." It's an act of domination that has nothing to do with a blowjob simulation. Maybe I just have a twisted viewpoint. Anyway, enjoy. :)

TroutKind 03-30-2004 12:23 AM

I hate the fact that these same guys, like mentioned before make up 90% of the guys in porn, are banging all these hot-ass chicks and geting paid. Thay are living out most of all our fantacies.

fastom 03-30-2004 07:26 PM

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Originally posted by MrSelfDestruct
I hate when they go from anal to ... anything else wihtout even taking off or putting on a condom. I don't care how well tehy clean, tehre is still stuff in the ass that does not belong in the mouth, and blowjobs right after anal make me want to vomit, not ejaculate.
Yeah, didn't parents ever tell them "Don't put that in your mouth you don't know where that's been!

(notice my t's and h's in the right order) :)

iamtheone 03-31-2004 04:48 AM

word. That shit ain't right yo. How bout a big kiss on my hepatitis lips.

SixEdxMia 04-01-2004 02:36 PM

This made me feel all nostalgic...

My first ... taste,if I may,
of porn was hearing some wretched, panting,
scratchy woman screaming through my parents bedroom door..

OOOHHH Sonny! Youre like a motor scooter,
A fucking motor sc Sc Sc o o o o o o ter..
Oh sonny uhuhuhuh..Oh yea.

Needless to say...in my head those people looked like my parents.

So,I watched the movie on my own...years later,And jesus christ.. A fat,fourty year old,hairy, brown man with a small penis was the motorscooter in question.And a woman that I decided was someones ugly aunt Debbie..

and from the looks of things.. she'da hada better time.. on a motorscooter.

If anyone remembers that movie Please tell me the title..How many motorscooters could there be?

SixEdxMia 04-01-2004 02:41 PM

Wait wait... and the money shot.. of a man-ass close up with nuts swinging,and a little bit of asshole.. wearing nothing but tube socks and high tops is not... my style,and shouldn't be anyones.


Why don't I own better quality porn?!?


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