Two chicks not looking at the camera - Makes it look like they are getting into it and are having fun.

Two chicks looking at the camera - Paid emotionless whores.

Viva la cuarta pared!

i hate the titles. forest hump and all of the other bad ones

my preference, amateur porn i guess, basically because it cuts away all the set up crap, no cheesy music, nothing fuzzed out, (i avoid the ones where she gets a facial), the chick doesn't moan to a fake dildo because it's just not a turn on! and because most importantly, it has less than perfect people involved.

sometimes the story line (if you can call it that) is a nice touch, lol, but most days, just watching somethin simple does the trick...

I believe the numbers are that 1 in 3 women orgasm with penetration, and the other 66.7% orgasm with clitoral stimulation

because... the bed posts look like bananas?
was your initial example of classical conditioning about a food fetish motdakasha?

haha, that is what happens when you don't proofread what you wrote :(
i started with one example about strawberries and chocolate.. then switched to rope/bed posts. oops. :<

1. "Reality" Porn - I'm talking "Bang Bus", "Mike's Apartment", "MILF Hunter" or "Hustler's Real College Girls". Right, just about any woman will get into a van with 3 strange men and a camera. Wow, what a coincidence, the girl has fake tits and is completely shaved!

2. ANYTHING degrading. And a lot of the degredation is more subtle than slapping or name calling. I think most pornos with Rocco are degrading towards women. A lot of European porn is actually. Same with "Black" porn.


Here is a suggestion for finding porn you like:

- Investigate porno "series", by which I mean movies that have multiple volumes. Chances are that if you find a series you like, there will be 100 more tapes in the same series. I am partial to Randy West's "Up N' Cummers" series, as it is entirely made up of amateurs, real couples, and budding porn stars (girls like Jenna Jameson, April Flowers and Tera Patrick did their first scenes in this series).

I wish that 90% of porn wasn't dedicated to underage looking gals. A mid twenties woman is light years more attractive to me than a teeny bopper, but it seems I am alone on that (save for the whole MILF thing).

WHAT! Bangbus isn't real? *Shatner Mode* KAHNNNNNNNNNNNN !

i can't believe only one person mentioned hairy man ass. I can't stand it when a guy's asshole is bouncing in and out of frame blocking my view of the girl. :eek:

Daggum right. I can't stand that one bit.

Why do the women look into the camera and make that pucker face?????like, OOOOOOOO....proves they aren't into the sex...also, seems in some of them, the girl looks doped up or out of it....on the whole, most just make me giggle....too few are hot anymore like the old ones of Jamie Gillis, Ron Jeremy, et al.(when you could watch them in a theatre)

A lot of good points here, its sort of like the music industry knowing what the majority of people with their own money want to hear. Problem with porn is, cater to everyones' particular desire and you create a million niche markets ;)

I can still remember 10 years ago when I worked in a video store. Edward Penishands was a popular rental. They actually attached latex dildos to a guy's hands and and it was an attempt at a serious storyline. How all the women in the movie wouldn't stop the shoot with constant laughing is a mystery, but I bet the gag reel (no pun intended) is filled with crack ups.

Two thinks I hate of porno. dude's cocks.

Sounds homophobic.

I agree with most everything here except:

Lesbian porn where one chick gives the other chicks dildo/strapon cock a blowjob? Thats easy. She's lubing the cock. As in - "here suck this good, because I'm about to stick it all the way up you." It's an act of domination that has nothing to do with a blowjob simulation. Maybe I just have a twisted viewpoint. Anyway, enjoy. :)

I hate the fact that these same guys, like mentioned before make up 90% of the guys in porn, are banging all these hot-ass chicks and geting paid. Thay are living out most of all our fantacies.

Yeah, didn't parents ever tell them "Don't put that in your mouth you don't know where that's been!

(notice my t's and h's in the right order) :)

word. That shit ain't right yo. How bout a big kiss on my hepatitis lips.

This made me feel all nostalgic...

My first ... taste,if I may,
of porn was hearing some wretched, panting,
scratchy woman screaming through my parents bedroom door..

OOOHHH Sonny! Youre like a motor scooter,
A fucking motor sc Sc Sc o o o o o o ter..
Oh sonny uhuhuhuh..Oh yea.

Needless to say...in my head those people looked like my parents.

So,I watched the movie on my own...years later,And jesus christ.. A fat,fourty year old,hairy, brown man with a small penis was the motorscooter in question.And a woman that I decided was someones ugly aunt Debbie..

and from the looks of things.. she'da hada better time.. on a motorscooter.

If anyone remembers that movie Please tell me the title..How many motorscooters could there be?

Wait wait... and the money shot.. of a man-ass close up with nuts swinging,and a little bit of asshole.. wearing nothing but tube socks and high tops is not... my style,and shouldn't be anyones.


Why don't I own better quality porn?!?