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Ustwo 03-11-2004 07:36 AM

Things I hate about porno's
 
#1 – Why do the girls spend so much time sucking on dildo’s in a G-G scene? I could understand a little to tease your male partner, hell I had a gf do that to a straw while we were out to dinner with her mother and yea it was pretty sexy, but moaning while you suck latex is just stupid.

#2 – Someone explain how feet are so sexy to people. I don’t understand a foot fetish in any way. I can understand furies easier then a foot fetish, and I think most furies are pretty nuts. Why almost every porno has someone licking someone’s shoes/boots is something I will never understand.

#3 – Spitting. What’s with the spitting. Hey, I love your vagina, let me hork a lugi into it! Its disgusting, and if they can’t get wet then put a little vitamin-e oil down there. Its not like that need to keep the scene seamless, when is the last time you saw them put on the condom, or take off all their clothes. How hard would it be to rub a little lube? I conclude that some people find that sexy, or they wouldn’t be doing it. Those people are disgusting.

#4 – Porn stardom. Ok, some girls in porn are pretty hot and all, but after I’ve seen them get fucked a dozen times, that’s it, I’m done. I don’t need to see them ever again, I want something new. This goes double for guys. I’m not bisexual, but even I get sick of seeing the same fucking guys in 80% of the porno’s. I could understand finding hot women tricky (but still based on the number on the titty board, it can’t be that hard) but guys should be a dime a dozen, most of them aren’t even that good looking nor that ‘big’. Now they say a lot of men have a hard time getting hard on the set and that’s fine, but since all the male porn ‘stars’ are whining about how viagra has made it easy for anyone to be a porn star, I expect to see more then just Randy Spears and 4 other guys.

#5 – Bad boob jobs. This might be a news flash, but scars are NOT sexy on a woman’s tits. Your oversized, often misshapen, painfully turgid breasts are not sexy, and they are even less sexy with a big ass scar. If you can’t afford a good boob job, don’t do it!

Add your own to the list!

Seer666 03-11-2004 07:48 AM

Hotel Porn. Wat is the point of porn if you are going to cut out all the nauhty bits? Freakin pointless.

WarWagon 03-11-2004 07:50 AM

The music. How am I supposed to be turned on if I'm laughing hysterically about the music.

*A bucka chicka wao wao*

dy156 03-11-2004 07:56 AM

1. Really long, fake blond hair.

Few people in real life have hair that long. Give them normal, but stylish haircuts, please!

2.Housewives, schoolgirls, nuns, etc.. with tattoos

3. Must everyone be clean shaven?

4. Moaning at inappropriate times.

More realistic is better.

Ustwo 03-11-2004 08:11 AM

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Originally posted by dy156
1. Really long, fake blond hair.

Few people in real life have hair that long. Give them normal, but stylish haircuts, please!
My wife does :P

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2.Housewives, schoolgirls, nuns, etc.. with tattoos
I forgot that one. Must everyone have huge ass tatoos? I think it might be a requirement for the guys now.

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3. Must everyone be clean shaven?
Yes they must.

Harshaw 03-11-2004 08:15 AM

when my roommate comes in while I am watching one... I mean, come on people, a little privacy please. Sure it may be his room and sure it may be his TV. But still...

Actually, I have to go with the clean shaven. Clean shaven is nice from time to time. But a little hair can go a long way.

tim2shady 03-11-2004 08:16 AM

I think natural breasts are the best:) They are making a cumback..I think?? Even if the persons breasts are not "big", a bad boob job is much worse!!!

Redlemon 03-11-2004 08:26 AM

Horrible sound levels. Sure, the dialog sucks, but could you at least say the words clearly and point the microphone at the "actors"?

The quick cuts in the middle of a sex scene. I'd rather watch them get into a new position, or see the clothes come off.

Poorly spliced sex scenes, where you see the same bit happen twice, or clothes suddenly reappear on a person after they have been taken off.

kutulu 03-11-2004 08:42 AM

I hate when the overdub other people moaning. That is annoying. How is the girl supposed to make some obnoxious moan when she's deep throating?

StormBerlin 03-11-2004 09:04 AM

I hate in in lesbian porn, when the pics consist of "fake licking". Its like they're not even enjoying what they're doing, just doing it cuz guys think it's hot. Makes me not want to watch it.
Just lick her for real already! :D

SiN 03-11-2004 09:17 AM

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Originally posted by Ustwo


Quote:

Originally posted by dy156
3. Must everyone be clean shaven?
Yes they must.

Ditto that. Anything more than a trimmed patch on a woman, and/or, bushy nasty man, is turnoff.
moreso with the woman tho, cos I like to imagine...things :p

Anyways...there was a similar thread long ago, and I said my big pet peeve is when it looks like it might be anal, but I'm just really not sure. hates that.

fun thread. :)

Mr. Mojo 03-11-2004 09:33 AM

I hate it when the girl looks into the camera during a blow job. It totally destroys the fourth wall, which is so very important in a porno flick.

Halx 03-11-2004 09:35 AM

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Originally posted by Ustwo
#2 – Someone explain how feet are so sexy to people. I don’t understand a foot fetish in any way. I can understand furies easier then a foot fetish, and I think most furies are pretty nuts. Why almost every porno has someone licking someone’s shoes/boots is something I will never understand.
Fetishes develop over time, usually when someone experiences an intense or influencial sexual event in which a non-sexual object/action is the point of their attention at the time. Beyond this experience, they then masturbate with the object/action on their mind, relating their sexual experience with it. It's just like classical conditioning.

ratbastid 03-11-2004 09:47 AM

It's the formula of it all.

Blowjob
Cunnilingus
Three Positions
Facial

Blowjob
Cunnilingus
Three Positions
Facial

Blowjob
Cunnilingus
Three Positions
Anal
Facial
(Notice the difference there? Aren't we clever!)

Blowjob
Cunnilingus
Three Positions
Facial

Congratulations! You just won the AVN Feature of the Year award! :rolleyes:

sigma1042 03-11-2004 10:32 AM

my pet peeves:
-too much anal, because i personally don't like it
-leaving on socks/shoes
-bad audio, dubbing or inaudible speech
-positions that are anatomically impossible in skinamax porn
-not enough storyline with poor acting-- i love movies with good believable storylines that are well acted, tell me why these people are f'ing, it makes it hotter, i'll take slightly less hot girls if they make me want to see them f or better actors with smaller junk
-i don't like seeing 14" dicks all the time, how bout some more guys with just above average sized dicks in there

RoboBlaster 03-11-2004 10:58 AM

I hate it when the men slap the women and call them slut or bitch. Not. Cool.

Strange Famous 03-11-2004 11:07 AM

There actually isnt a lot I liked about the porno's Ive seen. The idea of it starts out sexy, and then it just all bodies everywhere, and its just a mess.

Bleed Me Dry 03-11-2004 11:55 AM

Why does every movie contain a chick getting a facial?

kutulu 03-11-2004 12:02 PM

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Originally posted by sigma1042
-not enough storyline with poor acting-- i love movies with good believable storylines that are well acted, tell me why these people are f'ing, it makes it hotter, i'll take slightly less hot girls if they make me want to see them f or better actors with smaller junk
I hate the storylines. It's a porno, just fuck already. It also makes the download times longer. I don't care about what fake situation they setup before they fuck.

The girls sucking dildos does annoy me. It's a girl/girl scene. Why would they need to simulate a blow job? Do lesbians get off on watching their gf act like she's sucking a dick?

I'd also like to see more kissing.

Don't care about shoes and socks and foot fetish things annoy me to. Unless they are doing a dp, leave the anal out also.

Holo 03-11-2004 12:09 PM

WHY oh why can't a girl get a guy off in a porno? Are the girls that loose or the guys just that desensitized sexually? Most pornos the guy pulls out and starts jerking off at the cumshot. HELLO!!! you have a hot girl in front of you , you don't need to do that! At least make her jerk it for the obligatory tired old facial. If I wanted to watch guys jerking off I'd get a gay bukkake or something.

More real female orgasms in porn. I mean, the porn industry has tried to legitimze their product as being educational, but I don't wanna learn from a guy who can't get a girl off!! If you gotta fake it at least try. Pertend you're buying a Louis Vitton purse at the mall with your fuck-bucks after the scene or something.

WarWagon 03-11-2004 12:33 PM

Oh yea, I'm not a big fan of anything containing one girl and more than one guy. I want a maximum penis to vagina ratio of 1:1, preferably less.

sigma1042 03-11-2004 12:40 PM

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Originally posted by kutulu
I hate the storylines. It's a porno, just fuck already. It also makes the download times longer. I don't care about what fake situation they setup before they fuck.

for internet porn maybe, but for a bought or rented entire movie thats "supposed" to have some sort of plot, its better if its a good one

and good point holo, they should only have the girl/guy give a courtesy tug or two so it doesn't just dribble out

kutulu 03-11-2004 12:56 PM

I think facials are great. I like seeing them. They are even more fun to give!

A long time ago, they had to prove that the sex was not simulated, hence the pull out. Of course that evolved to the facial. Internal cumshots are making somwhat more of a comeback, but with all the risks involved, they are safer doing facials.

So sigma, are you saying you actually watch the acting scenes?

RoboBlaster 03-11-2004 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Holo
WHY oh why can't a girl get a guy off in a porno? Are the girls that loose or the guys just that desensitized sexually? Most pornos the guy pulls out and starts jerking off at the cumshot. HELLO!!! you have a hot girl in front of you , you don't need to do that! At least make her jerk it for the obligatory tired old facial. If I wanted to watch guys jerking off I'd get a gay bukkake or something.

More real female orgasms in porn. I mean, the porn industry has tried to legitimze their product as being educational, but I don't wanna learn from a guy who can't get a girl off!! If you gotta fake it at least try. Pertend you're buying a Louis Vitton purse at the mall with your fuck-bucks after the scene or something.

I agree, it is much sexier to see a woman really enjoying herself rather than watching her obviously fake having a good time. Real orgasms, even if they aren't flamboyant, are much better than fake ones.

kutulu 03-11-2004 02:13 PM

How are you really supposed to tell the difference between a real and a fake orgasm anyways...

RoboBlaster 03-11-2004 02:54 PM

well, the point is, you can easily tell when a lot of them are fake. I guess what I am trying to say is that they need to act better if they do fake.

World's King 03-11-2004 03:09 PM

I blame NASCAR, Doritos, and Coors for all the stupid fake tits. I'm sick and fuckin' tired of women that can't sit up straight because they have so much plasitic in their chest.

I want a girl that is clean, natural, normal looking, actually enjoys sex and isn't doin' it just to pay for college (although that has a certain charm too), small chest, good looking feet, skinny but not too skinny... I just want your everyday run of the mill girl... fuckin' a donkey behind a 7-Eleven.

Thank you.

Billy Ocean 03-11-2004 03:23 PM

I agree with redlemon on about every point in his/her post.

I hate when the sound is not lined up properly to the picture.

Qazwsxedc 03-11-2004 03:44 PM

the biggest beef i have is UGLY GIRLS!!

if the girls aren't pretty then forgettaboutit...

kutulu 03-11-2004 03:47 PM

I hate when the chicks have pimples on their asses. Cover that with some makeup!

Evil Milkman 03-11-2004 03:48 PM

:lol: @ OK. :D

FaderMonkey 03-11-2004 03:58 PM

These have been said already, but I really hate it when girls leave their shoes on. Does anyone think it's hot when a girl is wearing nothing but a pair of high heels?!? I don't get it. I also agree about the girl on girl sucking a dildo thing. I don't get that either.

ratbastid 03-11-2004 04:12 PM

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Originally posted by kutulu
How are you really supposed to tell the difference between a real and a fake orgasm anyways...
Their acting usually isn't all that good, is how. You can generally tell.

Actually, I don't think I've really seen much porn in which the woman fakes an orgasm. Usually her orgasm is sort of beside the point. Which is one of the things I hate about pornos.

tenchi069 03-11-2004 05:40 PM

For the majority of the people that posted here. A solution I may suggest...rent/buy a lower budget Japanese porn. The women and men are completely naked (i.e. no shoes, socks, shirt, etc). Most of the men are not overly well endowed, most average, and some kinda small. The women are very very seldomly augmented ( unless you get some with *stars* I think Akira Fubaki is "enhanced" ) And both people tend to get into it alot more. Most of the sound is poor quality by movie standards but at least real ( think about what you can do recording at your computer with a 50 dollar mic ). If the genitals are blurred out that means it is liscened, and if not that means "illegal underground" which are legal in the US but not to commonly made as they are illegal in Japan.

james t kirk 03-11-2004 05:43 PM

Dirty feet!!

Have to agree with the big fake boob line too.

The money shot is cool though. I don't know why, but i love watching a woman get creamed in the face.

CinnamonGirl 03-11-2004 05:52 PM

I don't care how well endowed the guy is, if he's gross looking, I'm not going to get into it.

Also, when there's not even an attempt at a storyline...I know, it's about the sex, not the story, but a little bit of backstory would be nice...

Aladdin Sane 03-11-2004 06:22 PM

1. All hair-and-makeup with fake breasts. Yuck. Give me the girl next
door.
2. Facials. It does nothing for me. It's just gross.
3. Men degrading women--calling them whores, sluts, bitches.
Disrespect.
4. Blowjobs that go on for more than 2 minutes.
5. Faking it.
6. The women being obviously bored with everthing thats happening to
them.
7. No kissing.

grouchie 03-11-2004 07:09 PM

well, First off... I hate when porn is just 33 different sex scenes on one DVD.
that's boring to me.
I want a lame plot that is going to at least make me laugh.
for insance.
Alice in Pornland is a classic for me, making fun of a great title and putting some sex in it.
Now, I love a good or bad plot, and the acting that comes with it. But, i hate when I have to mess with the volumn. I don't want to turn it up to hear the dialog and then have to turn it back down because her moans are enough to wake my next door neighbor.

and, the last thing I hate is see'ing all well hung guys.
can't stand it
where are the underachievers like me?
i've always wanted someone to come out with a porn called
"Small dicks that come quick"

you could have 20 sex scenes in one regular disc where the guy doesn't take 20 minutes to get off.
If you start with a blow job, the scene is over in 5 minutes.
if you start with the guy going down, maybe a premature for giggles.

One position.
have a scene where the guy has to stop the chick from bouncing for a minute because he was going to go off after 30 seconds or 13 strokes.

i dunno, i'd find it amusing.
of course, i've always loved the blooper porns as well

Lunchbox7 03-11-2004 07:10 PM

What I hate is when the camera man pans to a shot of a shadow on a wall or something. Is this meant to take porn to a level of art or something? People dont buy them to watch shadows. If your the camera man/director then just accept that what you do isnt that hard. Point the camera at people fucking at different angles.

I also hate it when a chick is giving head or taking a face shot and looks disgusted. For fucks sake you can pretend to get off on it for a few seconds. After all that is what your getting paid for.

skier 03-11-2004 07:14 PM

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Originally posted by Harshaw
when my roommate comes in while I am watching one... I mean, come on people, a little privacy please. Sure it may be his room and sure it may be his TV. But still...


hahahaha

1. That whole dildo sucking thing. Don't get it. Won't ever i think. I mean, these girls decide to be lesbians, then go pretending that this fake dick is worth sucking? bleh.

2. Horrible orgasms. As soon as the dick goes in, I immediatly hear intense LOUD moaning as if this guy's cock hit some kind of orgasm switch inside the chick. Please, at least humour me and ramp it up.

3. Acting. Either be a good actor and have an interesting storyline, or get right to fucking. Some of the people in pronos have 3 lines in the whole movie, and they fuck them up.

4. The berating of women in some pornos. Bitch, slut, etc. And when they get ordered around to do shit. It's like they become robots to do what the guy wants. Not hot at all.

So basically everything I mentioned is in previous posts, I just felt like re-iterating it in case some porno director is browsing this thread. HEAR ME and the rest of us and make a quality movie!

motdakasha 03-11-2004 07:45 PM

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Originally posted by Ustwo
#1 ? Why do the girls spend so much time sucking on dildo?s in a G-G scene?

#3 ? Spitting. What?s with the spitting.

1. Common myth: women love to be penetrated. While most women enjoy sex, penetration isn't the part of intercourse they get off on. It's the stimulation of the clitoris that occurs from bumping and grinding. When women masturbate it's actually quite rare that a female uses penetration to get off. So, why do they portray women getting off on blowjobs/penetration? Because the target audience is men, and that's what men think women want, and what they want women to want.

3. Not only is it the cheapest lube on earth (cheap is free!), but it adds a sense of degradation to women. Since degrading women in porns sells well, the industry keeps it up. See: "Cherry Poppin' Daddies"

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Originally posted by Halx
Fetishes develop over time [...] It's just like classical conditioning.
(This is based on lectures from my human sexuality and psychology classes.)
Fetishes can develop overnight. It is conditioning. Sometimes it's classical, sometimes it's operant. In any case, it's possible for pairing to occur after only one experience.

Example of classical conditioning: A guy is going down on a girl. While he goes down on her, he ties her up to a bed post. As a result, the girl gets turned on at the sight of fruit.

This (cunnilingus) is a conditioned stimulus, which (hopefully) elicits a conditioned response of getting turned on. Then, you pair the conditioned stimulus with a neutral stimulus which would be something nonsexual in this scenario, let's say rope. The conditioned response is then associated with the neutral stimulus, which is then renamed to conditioned stimulus because now you no longer need the previous conditioned response to elicit being turned on.

This only has to happen once if the experience was really intense and good timing for the association to be created. However, it could take years, too. It varies for every person and their experiences.

Marburg 03-11-2004 08:49 PM

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Originally posted by Mr. Mojo
I hate it when the girl looks into the camera during a blow job. It totally destroys the fourth wall, which is so very important in a porno flick.
*cough* :D

KungFuGuy 03-11-2004 08:50 PM

i hate situational pornos that try and come off as real.

these include stupid shit like "milf hunter" where the guy goes out and picks a "random" milf thats not a porn star. then they have sex and finish with a facial.

RoboBlaster 03-11-2004 08:57 PM

And those where the guy is wearing a "hidden camera" in his glasses.

Prince 03-11-2004 09:13 PM

When the guy (usually has either a moustache or a mullet, wtf is with that?) pulls out in the middle of the fuck and starts jacking off to make himself come (which in itself makes no sense to me), why does the woman keep moaning as he comes on her stomach/tits/face/pussy?

RoboBlaster 03-11-2004 09:16 PM

She's actually groaning because she knows she is about to get a face full of spunk.

FallenAvatar 03-12-2004 02:27 AM

The thing I hat e the most is such: Why try and make a storyline for porn that isn't even remotely intimate? Story lines in porn == no no.

Swampy 03-12-2004 05:21 AM

I agree with many of the above:
1. Calling the women bitch, whore, slapping etc. Disgusting.
2. Huge fake tits. I get tired when all the girls look like they're made in the same factory. This goes for the hair thing too. I like when the girl looks like someone you could actually meet...
3. Scenes that look more like rape than anything. Petite girls trying not to cry from the 12' hammering her.
4. Group scenes. How many girls do you think likes to be used by 3 or four guys at the same time...

Don't mind the facials, though... Curious about what the average girl think of that, really...

Ustwo 03-12-2004 07:58 AM

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Originally posted by motdakasha
1. Common myth: women love to be penetrated. While most women enjoy sex, penetration isn't the part of intercourse they get off on. It's the stimulation of the clitoris that occurs from bumping and grinding. When women masturbate it's actually quite rare that a female uses penetration to get off. So, why do they portray women getting off on blowjobs/penetration? Because the target audience is men, and that's what men think women want, and what they want women to want.
I have to disagree, women do love to be penetrated. All women I have slept with have enjoyed penetration and two NEEDED it to get off, so I don't think its very rare. One of them would orgasm only if I did inside her. My wife tells me sometimes she needs an orgasm and sometimes she needs penetration. Now I know most women can get off without penetration, but I don't think its related to the sucking of dildos. I think most normal men know women may enjoy giving a bj, but not because it feels good to them. As such watching them suck a dildo for no good reason is obviously fake to any man, and doubly so to a woman.


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3. Not only is it the cheapest lube on earth (cheap is free!), but it adds a sense of degradation to women. Since degrading women in porns sells well, the industry keeps it up. See: "Cherry Poppin' Daddies"
Ummmm I have to disagree again. My wife picks out any porn we have, and its always the stuff with the longer story lines. They never 'degrade' the women in them verbally or physically. Neither of us care for it. But they often still spit. It may be cheap lube, but its not like lube is expensive in the least. Also when giving BJ's they often spit/have a lot of spit hanging off the penis. I don't think they are trying to degrade men.

From the sound of it, it sounds like you think porn is meant to be degrading to women, and some is, but much of it isn't unless you find sex degrading.

Ack I just turned my thread serious, nononononono!

Ustwo 03-12-2004 08:07 AM

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Originally posted by Swampy
4. Group scenes. How many girls do you think likes to be used by 3 or four guys at the same time...
I know a few. Men have multiple women fantasies, don't be so sure that women don't too.

Golgothas 03-12-2004 08:26 AM

It's porno not masterpiece cinema.

Blackthorn 03-12-2004 08:42 AM

Re: Things I hate about porno's
 
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Originally posted by Ustwo
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#5 – Bad boob jobs. This might be a news flash, but scars are NOT sexy on a woman’s tits. Your oversized, often misshapen, painfully turgid breasts are not sexy, and they are even less sexy with a big ass scar. If you can’t afford a good boob job, don’t do it!
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FAKE BOOBS - Completely unnecessary!!!!

Jim Kata 03-12-2004 08:51 AM

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Originally posted by Golgothas
It's porno not masterpiece cinema.
AMEN!

That about sums it up for me.

Although the women have to be hot....real bazongas preferred, other than that....whatever.

sigma1042 03-12-2004 08:51 AM

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Originally posted by kutulu
So sigma, are you saying you actually watch the acting scenes?
yep, in full length movies

Quote:

Originally posted by grouchie
well, First off... I hate when porn is just 33 different sex scenes on one DVD.
that's boring to me.
I want a lame plot that is going to at least make me laugh.

and, the last thing I hate is see'ing all well hung guys.
"Small dicks that come quick"

you could have 20 sex scenes in one regular disc where the guy doesn't take 20 minutes to get off.
If you start with a blow job, the scene is over in 5 minutes.
if you start with the guy going down, maybe a premature for giggles.

One position.
have a scene where the guy has to stop the chick from bouncing for a minute because he was going to go off after 30 seconds or 13 strokes.

i dunno, i'd find it amusing.
of course, i've always loved the blooper porns as well

i agree with this as well
instead of degrading men as well as women, porn should make guys feel better about themselves
as for the women, who cares :)

Mr. Mojo 03-12-2004 09:20 AM

"I really hate it when girls think it's sexy to stand up and pull there cunt flaps apart and make it look like they have the Predator between their legs"

not my quote. But still funny

Holo 03-12-2004 09:40 AM

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Originally posted by motdakasha
1. Common myth: women love to be penetrated. While most women enjoy sex, penetration isn't the part of intercourse they get off on. It's the stimulation of the clitoris that occurs from bumping and grinding. When women masturbate it's actually quite rare that a female uses penetration to get off. So, why do they portray women getting off on blowjobs/penetration? Because the target audience is men, and that's what men think women want, and what they want women to want.
I have to disagree with this as well. My gf gets off really hard from penetration, more so than clitoral. She has an overactive G-spot which luckily my cock can hit perfectly without trying. If women aren't supposed to get off on penetration then why does the G-spot exist? Sure, some women get nothing from it just like others get nothing from the clit, but it does exist, as I've seen it's effects firsthand. When I jerk off I rarely make my hand in the shape of a pussy but I sure do get off from having vaginal sex. I think masturbation can't be compared to intercourse when it comes to stimulation, as the techniques vary widely from commong sex practice.

If you are taught that in college I'm going to point it to feminist influence on the sexual curriculum. PC and feminism are the diseases of learning, as they both seek to divide more than educate.

motdakasha 03-12-2004 11:15 AM

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Originally posted by Holo
I have to disagree with this as well. My gf gets off really hard from penetration, more so than clitoral.
I personally also enjoy penetration, but I cannot speak for the majority, and the majority says they prefer clitoral to penetration.

When I said "When women masturbate it's actually quite rare that a female uses penetration to get off," I was referring to my Human Sexuality textbook. This is what it says about penetration:
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In contrast to the male myth (Kinsey and his colleagues [1953] describe it as a "male conceit") that women usually masturbate by simulating penile thrusting through the insertion of fingers or phallic objects into their vaginas, relatively few women actually do (Hite, 1976; Kinsey et al., 1953). Hite reported that only 1.5% of her respondents relied exclusively on vaginal insertion as a means of masturbation. Kinsey and his colleagues found that only one in five women had sometimes used vaginal insertions of objects during masturbation. Some women first experimented with the technique of vaginal insertions but then gave it up as they became more familiar with their sexual anatomy and capabilities. Others practiced the technique because their male partners found it sexually stimulation to watch them engage in this type of activity. Still, some women reported experiencing erotic pleasures from deep vaginal penetration.

Truth or Fiction? Revisited. It is not true that most women masturbate by inserting a finger or other object into the vagina. Most women rely on clitoral stimulation.

Even when women do use insertion, they usually precede or combine it with clitoral stimulation. Sex shops sell dildos, which women can use to rub their vulvas or to insert vaginally. Penis-shaped vibrators may be used in a similar fashion. Many women masturbate during baths, some by spraying their genitals with water-massage shower heads.
While some parts of the Kinsey study are considered invalid, like the homosexual questions (they classified peeing with another man as a homosexual experience), this part of the questionnaire was not listed as one of them. Also, I should note that Hite used Cosmopolitan readers as her survey group in some of her studies, which has been shown not to reflect the whole of society. I do not know if this particular citation was part of one of her Cosmopolitan based studies. Anyway, feel free to disagree with me. There really aren't a whole lot of studies to reference to in this area as far as I'm aware. But if you want to go based on your personal experiences, I will just tell you that mine are the complete opposite. It may come as no surprise that I talk about sex a lot. I've talked with countless women (exceeding 50, but I don't know how many exactly because I talk to everyone, including strangers) and only one other woman has said that she actually gets off on penetration alone.

Strange Famous 03-12-2004 11:26 AM

I'd like a porno movie where they didnt have sex and they weren't naked, it was just a couple making out and petting or whatever. I guess I might be a one man niche market though.

Ustwo 03-12-2004 11:46 AM

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Originally posted by Strange Famous
I'd like a porno movie where they didnt have sex and they weren't naked, it was just a couple making out and petting or whatever. I guess I might be a one man niche market though.
Isn't that what they do on soaps?

txlovely 03-12-2004 11:52 AM

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Originally posted by kutulu
I hate when the chicks have pimples on their asses. Cover that with some makeup!
...and bruises! Those big old nasty bruises are not hot at all. Not to mention the screaming. Some of these women sound like they are in pain. I'm not wildly experienced with porn flicks, but chics screaming while they're getting pounded as though with a jackhammer is not sexy. Come to think of it, they probably are in pain.

Ustwo 03-12-2004 11:54 AM

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Originally posted by motdakasha
I personally also enjoy penetration, but I cannot speak for the majority, and the majority says they prefer clitoral to penetration.

For a fast orgasm, I would agree this is normal, and I don't think most people spend hours upon hours materbating, but its not really important what makes you orgasm faster when it comes to what you like. I like having my balls played with and my shaft licked (TMI TMI! heh e) but it won't make me orgasm. I've never met a girl who didn't LIKE penetration even if it couldn't make her orgasm by itself.

Strange Famous 03-12-2004 12:29 PM

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Originally posted by Ustwo
Isn't that what they do on soaps?
I dont think they do it much in the soaps I watch

Redlemon 03-12-2004 12:47 PM

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Originally posted by grouchie
I want a lame plot that is going to at least make me laugh.
While I agree with you to a point, I dislike it when the "actors" attempt to be funny, but don't get it right. Case in point: "Haunted Nights". You could tell that all the actors thought that this was the funniest movie ever, but none of them had any comic timing, with the exception of Ron Jeremy (in a non-nude role, fortunately). It just became painful.

kutulu 03-12-2004 12:56 PM

Ohh, Ron Jeremy is another thing I hate about pornos. Someone should have banned that fatass from the set a long time ago.

motdakasha 03-12-2004 01:14 PM

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Originally posted by kutulu
Ohh, Ron Jeremy is another thing I hate about pornos. Someone should have banned that fatass from the set a long time ago.
But you gotta give him his dues, man. You must honor and respect the Hedgehog of Porn.

Quote:

Originally posted by Ustwo
For a fast orgasm, I would agree this is normal, and I don't think most people spend hours upon hours materbating, but its not really important what makes you orgasm faster when it comes to what you like.
Going back to my original point, pornos are not about what the girl likes or wants (which in most cases is clitoral stimulation). It's about what a guy wants to see the girl like or want, such as penetration, spitting, and facials. In reality, if you leave a girl to her own devices, she is not going to resemble anything like a girl on her lonesome in a porno. She isn't going to suck on a dildo or vibrator. She isn't, in the majority of cases, going to finger herself. Instead, she's going to rub one out in 5-6 minutes, not unlike a guy's typical 2-3 minutes.

Quote:

Originally posted by Ustwo
I like having my balls played with and my shaft licked (TMI TMI! heh e) but it won't make me orgasm.
This is also something really common in pornos that show blowjobs. Why? Because the audience is male and that's what a male likes or wants. Women like having their labia and mons played with but it won't necessarily make them orgasm. Do you see this in pornos? No. Why? Because the majority of pornos aren't targeting women. Pornos reflect what men (men who watch pornos, not all men) typically enjoy to get off. It's not reality and it's not equal.

Bobaphat 03-12-2004 01:38 PM

I really hate extended close-ups. I don't need to see that at any length please. I would prefer to see more distance shots where I can see the look on the woman's face. That's the sexiest part in my book.

I also hate when the guys position them selves or the woment in unnatural ways or hold open butt cheeks etc, just to the camera can get a better view. Who does that in real life?

I could direct a better porno in my sleep than any I have ever seen. Terrible terrible terrible, but yet I continue to watch...

RoboBlaster 03-12-2004 01:43 PM

It's to the point where porn doesn't even show anything I like or want, and I am supposed to be the target audience.

SmileyG3 03-12-2004 02:29 PM

How exactly are you expected to pic a good porn movie anyway...the store hundreds of different kinds with all the same pictures on the back?

runawayfetus 03-12-2004 03:08 PM

i agree 100% with everything you said. Except the spitting can be kinda hot sometimees lol..

elian gonsalez 03-12-2004 05:06 PM

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Originally posted by redlemon

The quick cuts in the middle of a sex scene. I'd rather watch them get into a new position, or see the clothes come off.

Poorly spliced sex scenes, where you see the same bit happen twice, or clothes suddenly reappear on a person after they have been taken off.


Sleepyjack 03-13-2004 11:30 AM

Hairy man ass :(

Also, just really old fat guys with young hot model types :|

trwasmer 03-13-2004 06:25 PM

Along the lines of the guy having to pull out to cum. How about the guys that just can't get it up? So many of them are limp all the time. My wife is "Whats "up" with that?"

Aladdin Sane 03-13-2004 07:08 PM

I know I'm a strange man, but I don't really enjoy blowjobs, I like less seeing one for 20 minutes on video. I hate facials. It's disgusting. Watching a girl suck on a dildo just strikes me as silly. Seeing nothing but a closeup of a penis and vagina for over one minute is boring. I want to see the whole woman--particularly her face. I don't want to see her degraded, spit on, slapped, or pissed on--unless she really gets off on that sort of thing. And how many women actually enjoy that kind of thing? I think very few.
So like someone else pointed out above, even though I am supposed to be the target audience of porn, much of what is shown turns me off.

MSD 03-14-2004 07:30 PM

I hate when they go from anal to ... anything else wihtout even taking off or putting on a condom. I don't care how well tehy clean, tehre is still stuff in the ass that does not belong in the mouth, and blowjobs right after anal make me want to vomit, not ejaculate.

Also, learn to at least fake an orgasm if you aren't having one, and stop looking at the camera unless it's a solo shoot.

SVT01Cobra 03-14-2004 09:19 PM

It's the porno industry, they gotta have something for EVERYONE. That's why you see sick fetishes, etc. etc. etc.
All that crap you see, might be gold for someone else.
I'm pretty sure most of the guys in porno use novacane or something like that to desensitize themselves, so that they last that long.

I cant stand seeing a girl getting double stuffed.
I don't like watching two guys asses as they pound the girl from behind. Yuck.

However, I do find girls with pink hair strangely arousing.

KellyC 03-15-2004 12:45 AM

I'm sorry if any one posted this already. I'm a lazy mofo and didn't take enough time to read all the post.

1) Gang banging a girl. 2 guys is already bad, but they have the nerve to tape 10 or 20 guys surrounding a girl?? That just sickens me.
2) Old guys with young girls. Just breaks my heart
3) Big guys with small girls. I don't wanna see a guy 3x the size of a girl gettin' it on.
4) Half nudes, I wanna see the girl get 100% naked. I hate it when she keep a shirt on but bottom half is exposed..wtf is that?!!!?!!
5) Not enough titties sucking in girl/girl scene. :D I'm just really turned on when two girls suck each other's tits

And finally...swallowing the jizz. I just really sickens me when girls do that. Thats gotta be the lowest form of self respect a girl can do.

What's the deal with guys wanting girls to do that any ways?

fatboss 03-15-2004 05:14 AM

Dudes with white socks on !!!!!

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

How long does it take to whip off your socks????????

SVT01Cobra 03-17-2004 05:47 PM

I like it when a girl swallows... :D

yournamehere 03-17-2004 07:40 PM

Girls who haven't shaved in a week - I mean - if your only job is having sex in a studio for a few hours a week, can't you take the time to shave before you go to work? Aren't these things scheduled? We know you're not in porn because of your exemplar work ethic, but c'mon. A little effort, please. Put down the pipe for a second and grab a razor.

Oh - and in my best Ronald Reagan voice - "Mr. Pormeister - tear down that 4th wall!"
Hey - -the porn's made for me, not that donkey-schlong tard who's fucking her - she should be looking at me, not him.
Unless you want to pretend it's real life and they're in love :lol:

But - to each their own.
Your results may vary.

killerbee7071 03-18-2004 03:23 AM

leaving those ugly high heels on the whole time.

tennis shoes are fun though. so are bare feet. :-)

Ustwo 03-18-2004 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by yournamehere
Oh - and in my best Ronald Reagan voice - "Mr. Pormeister - tear down that 4th wall!"
Hey - -the porn's made for me, not that donkey-schlong tard who's fucking her - she should be looking at me, not him.
Unless you want to pretend it's real life and they're in love :lol:

Two chicks not looking at the camera - Makes it look like they are getting into it and are having fun.

Two chicks looking at the camera - Paid emotionless whores.

Viva la cuarta pared!

maxhooters 03-18-2004 09:06 AM

i hate the titles. forest hump and all of the other bad ones

fallenangel 03-18-2004 01:14 PM

my preference, amateur porn i guess, basically because it cuts away all the set up crap, no cheesy music, nothing fuzzed out, (i avoid the ones where she gets a facial), the chick doesn't moan to a fake dildo because it's just not a turn on! and because most importantly, it has less than perfect people involved.

sometimes the story line (if you can call it that) is a nice touch, lol, but most days, just watching somethin simple does the trick...

Fenton-J-Cool 03-18-2004 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by motdakasha
I personally also enjoy penetration, but I cannot speak for the majority, and the majority says they prefer clitoral to penetration.

I believe the numbers are that 1 in 3 women orgasm with penetration, and the other 66.7% orgasm with clitoral stimulation

skier 03-18-2004 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by motdakasha

Example of classical conditioning: A guy is going down on a girl. While he goes down on her, he ties her up to a bed post. As a result, the girl gets turned on at the sight of fruit.

because... the bed posts look like bananas?
was your initial example of classical conditioning about a food fetish motdakasha?

motdakasha 03-18-2004 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by skier
because... the bed posts look like bananas?
was your initial example of classical conditioning about a food fetish motdakasha?

haha, that is what happens when you don't proofread what you wrote :(
i started with one example about strawberries and chocolate.. then switched to rope/bed posts. oops. :<

Derwood 03-19-2004 07:43 AM

1. "Reality" Porn - I'm talking "Bang Bus", "Mike's Apartment", "MILF Hunter" or "Hustler's Real College Girls". Right, just about any woman will get into a van with 3 strange men and a camera. Wow, what a coincidence, the girl has fake tits and is completely shaved!

2. ANYTHING degrading. And a lot of the degredation is more subtle than slapping or name calling. I think most pornos with Rocco are degrading towards women. A lot of European porn is actually. Same with "Black" porn.


Here is a suggestion for finding porn you like:

- Investigate porno "series", by which I mean movies that have multiple volumes. Chances are that if you find a series you like, there will be 100 more tapes in the same series. I am partial to Randy West's "Up N' Cummers" series, as it is entirely made up of amateurs, real couples, and budding porn stars (girls like Jenna Jameson, April Flowers and Tera Patrick did their first scenes in this series).

enough 03-19-2004 03:03 PM

I wish that 90% of porn wasn't dedicated to underage looking gals. A mid twenties woman is light years more attractive to me than a teeny bopper, but it seems I am alone on that (save for the whole MILF thing).

nanofever 03-19-2004 03:26 PM

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Originally posted by Derwood
1. "Reality" Porn - I'm talking "Bang Bus", "Mike's Apartment", "MILF Hunter" or "Hustler's Real College Girls". Right, just about any woman will get into a van with 3 strange men and a camera. Wow, what a coincidence, the girl has fake tits and is completely shaved!

WHAT! Bangbus isn't real? *Shatner Mode* KAHNNNNNNNNNNNN !

kongfoo 03-20-2004 04:49 PM

i can't believe only one person mentioned hairy man ass. I can't stand it when a guy's asshole is bouncing in and out of frame blocking my view of the girl. :eek:

H12 03-20-2004 05:19 PM

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Originally posted by SiN
Anyways...there was a similar thread long ago, and I said my big pet peeve is when it looks like it might be anal, but I'm just really not sure. hates that.
Daggum right. I can't stand that one bit.

ngdawg 03-20-2004 06:19 PM

Why do the women look into the camera and make that pucker face?????like, OOOOOOOO....proves they aren't into the sex...also, seems in some of them, the girl looks doped up or out of it....on the whole, most just make me giggle....too few are hot anymore like the old ones of Jamie Gillis, Ron Jeremy, et al.(when you could watch them in a theatre)

damianjames 03-22-2004 11:39 AM

A lot of good points here, its sort of like the music industry knowing what the majority of people with their own money want to hear. Problem with porn is, cater to everyones' particular desire and you create a million niche markets ;)

I can still remember 10 years ago when I worked in a video store. Edward Penishands was a popular rental. They actually attached latex dildos to a guy's hands and and it was an attempt at a serious storyline. How all the women in the movie wouldn't stop the shoot with constant laughing is a mystery, but I bet the gag reel (no pun intended) is filled with crack ups.

iamtheone 03-26-2004 11:37 AM

Two thinks I hate of porno. dude's cocks.

BooRadley 03-26-2004 08:23 PM

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Originally posted by iamtheone
Two thinks I hate of porno. dude's cocks.
Sounds homophobic.

Bambi2004 03-29-2004 05:33 PM

I agree with most everything here except:

Lesbian porn where one chick gives the other chicks dildo/strapon cock a blowjob? Thats easy. She's lubing the cock. As in - "here suck this good, because I'm about to stick it all the way up you." It's an act of domination that has nothing to do with a blowjob simulation. Maybe I just have a twisted viewpoint. Anyway, enjoy. :)

TroutKind 03-30-2004 12:23 AM

I hate the fact that these same guys, like mentioned before make up 90% of the guys in porn, are banging all these hot-ass chicks and geting paid. Thay are living out most of all our fantacies.

fastom 03-30-2004 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrSelfDestruct
I hate when they go from anal to ... anything else wihtout even taking off or putting on a condom. I don't care how well tehy clean, tehre is still stuff in the ass that does not belong in the mouth, and blowjobs right after anal make me want to vomit, not ejaculate.
Yeah, didn't parents ever tell them "Don't put that in your mouth you don't know where that's been!

(notice my t's and h's in the right order) :)

iamtheone 03-31-2004 04:48 AM

word. That shit ain't right yo. How bout a big kiss on my hepatitis lips.

SixEdxMia 04-01-2004 02:36 PM

This made me feel all nostalgic...

My first ... taste,if I may,
of porn was hearing some wretched, panting,
scratchy woman screaming through my parents bedroom door..

OOOHHH Sonny! Youre like a motor scooter,
A fucking motor sc Sc Sc o o o o o o ter..
Oh sonny uhuhuhuh..Oh yea.

Needless to say...in my head those people looked like my parents.

So,I watched the movie on my own...years later,And jesus christ.. A fat,fourty year old,hairy, brown man with a small penis was the motorscooter in question.And a woman that I decided was someones ugly aunt Debbie..

and from the looks of things.. she'da hada better time.. on a motorscooter.

If anyone remembers that movie Please tell me the title..How many motorscooters could there be?


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