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Old 04-29-2003, 07:17 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Getting hard Too Quickly

I have this problem where even little touch-y feely things, like putting my arm around her waste and putting my hand on her bare stomach, with a girl I like makes me get hard. As you can imagine, this is a problem because It is embarassing and because of that I need to try and hide it. If I'm taking a nap with a girl I will need to strategically hide "it" so that she doesn't think I'm a pervert or something.

Its not as though I'm getting this because I never get girls...I had a girlfriend for 2.5 years so sexual activity is nothign new to me. But i've been broken up for several months, and I've just noticed that little things will get me excited.

Do any of you guys have this problem? Any tips on how I can try to overcome this? Thanks, any ideas are appreciated.
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Old 04-29-2003, 07:21 PM   #2 (permalink)
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it is ok i think to get aroused alot by womenly things
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Old 04-29-2003, 07:26 PM   #3 (permalink)
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A solution that you're not going to like:
Two words: tighty whities


...multiple pairs, if necessary. hehe!!
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Old 04-29-2003, 08:33 PM   #4 (permalink)
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hehe , fuelmyfire is right, tighty whities will solve that situation....but dont worry bout it too much, if you like her and she likes you , hell she might be flattered
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Old 04-29-2003, 09:47 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Mate! It's normal, usually a thing called lack of sex OR she might be a reall hottie like my girl at the mo, she just has to touch me or stroke my arm and it's up and away. She just shakes her head, it's embarassing when we're out shopping, I just say that I have to have a breather and sit down. lol. I think most guys suffer from it at sometime.

Hehe, you could always try a staple gun :P
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Old 04-29-2003, 10:30 PM   #6 (permalink)
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UHO =unwanted hard on. remember when you were is science class and Miss McCormick would want you to get up to the black board and finish a problem. You'd get a UHO and walk to the front of the class like Quazimoto. Damn I miss the good ol days. A real tight jock strap worked for me.
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Old 04-30-2003, 12:22 AM   #7 (permalink)
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your not alone buddy.. trust me. i hate it. if i can, i always pin him up against my waist and boxers. that way if he gets perky.. it goes up, not out.
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Old 04-30-2003, 05:25 AM   #8 (permalink)
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and this is bad thing? have you seen all the money and adverts for viagra that you get spammed???

take a tip from Something About Mary.. never walk around with a loaded gun if you dont plan on using it.

ok, seriously, i wouldnt worry about it too much and enjoy the fact that you can be so easily aroused. she probably wont notice, but it does concern you too much, i'd have to agree with the other guys.. tightie whities.
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Old 04-30-2003, 06:30 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I say, let it be! I know the feeling of getting aroused easily, just holding hands with a girlfriend could do the trick. There weren't any complaints, but I could see how it could cause trouble when in contact with a girl that is not your girlfriend. Perhaps mentally focus on something like sports?
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Old 04-30-2003, 07:43 AM   #10 (permalink)
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The usually complaint is 'getting <b>soft</b> too quickly'.

I think most women would find it a compliment. It is, after all, a somewhat involuntary action, brought on by an attraction to her (or maybe just a cool breeze, but you don't have to tell her that).

If it bothers you, spank the bejeesus out of it before a date. ;-)
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Old 04-30-2003, 09:18 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I'll agree with oscar0308, at least you know the machine is operating fully!

Besides, most women are not the horn dogs men are. Even if you are pitching a pup tent in your shorts, the average girl usually isn't looking at your crotch the way we look at their boobs. Sure, there are a few girls who are looking down there. If they see Mr. Happy ready for action, these are the girls that may WANT to see that, and take care of it.
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Old 04-30-2003, 10:01 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I agree with mister coaster. Don't worry about it because it's all good!
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Old 04-30-2003, 01:51 PM   #13 (permalink)
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dont sweat it most women will find that just up thier ally
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Old 04-30-2003, 06:23 PM   #14 (permalink)
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the girls that i have been with have always been delighted when my pants came down and i have ten hut!

i'm the same way bro and i have no shame.

appreciate it because some guys can't even get it up!
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Old 05-01-2003, 12:50 AM   #15 (permalink)
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it might be OK, but I find it still embarassing ... sometimes I have this problem too, just by dancing with a girl ... it's very annoying ... having to dance a slow with a hard one in your trousers ... I try to avoid touching here with the big boy :-)
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Old 05-01-2003, 01:17 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Hey, not a bad thing at all. It's just natural, I used to have the same problem until I turned about 27. Used to really worry about it, but then a girl friend of mine set me straight, she told me not to bother trying to hide it. Since then I've got a couple of "Hey, what do you have in there's?" and the like, but all in good humour. Have NEVER met a girl who got embarrassed or offended, but plenty who were flattered whether they were willing to sleep with me or not...
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Old 05-01-2003, 02:06 AM   #17 (permalink)
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hmmm, that's just the think, sometimes it's possible to have "this problem" even when you have no intensions or what so ever to sleep with the girl ... that's what makes it so annyoning, maybe it's because I haven't had a gf for wa while now ? although I also had it before
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Old 05-01-2003, 04:36 AM   #18 (permalink)
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I've got the same problem, and it probably is the lack of sex! Thanks for the tips guys, and thanks for starting the thread Blackdas!
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Old 05-01-2003, 05:43 AM   #19 (permalink)
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i agree--the only time to be embarassed is when you're 16 and in swimming trunks. well, whenever you're in a swimsuit i guess it's embarassing, but anyways i dunno any women who are ever that embarassed by a constant raging bulge in the pocket.
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Old 05-01-2003, 05:55 AM   #20 (permalink)
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I guess that's why they invented swimming shorts :-)
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Old 05-01-2003, 11:11 AM   #21 (permalink)
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I have a similar problem but it takes more for me to get hard.
Ex.) kissing, back massage, when mr. happy just wants to be known and heard (usually the wrong time to want attention), hot girl in a bathing suit (red is preferred...I don't know why ; )

Do what I do, be glad you can get hard. Some guys can't or it takes too much effort. Be thankful 'the general' gets up when he feels like it!
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Old 05-01-2003, 12:03 PM   #22 (permalink)
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by the time you get to my age

you will be happy to get any kind of erection atall..
sounds to me like you a normal young man only wish my pecker was up so often its no joke even porno films only cause mild movements of the willy kind..enjoy whilst you can and look after your prostrate gland..
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Old 05-01-2003, 12:32 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Just imagine really cold water, getting kicked in the nuts, or old people naked. That usually kills it.
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Old 05-01-2003, 01:02 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Mae West 's classic line(paraphrased), ''do you carry a gun in there or are you happy to see me?'' kind of applies here.

Just tell the gal you're happy to see her. She just might make you *happier*

Otherwise, P.I.P. - Portable Ice Pack. Thight whites also work, but could cause damage in the long run. It's all in the mind, my friend; think of a flunked test or something.
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Old 05-01-2003, 01:03 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Hehe, hopefully I'll get laid soon and won't have this problem

but yeah, I've noticed that wearing jeans makes the "problem" not as noticable, but when I'm sleeping in boxers next to a girl, esp with her butt facing my crotch, it can be embarrassing. I need to tuck things in or feel kinda embarrased.

Anyway, I find it strange how in porn guys can be limp while girls are teasing them, or even beginning to nibble and kiss their penises. I know I would be more ready to go then they are :P
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Old 05-01-2003, 02:31 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Just imagine really cold water, getting kicked in the nuts, or old people naked. That usually kills it.
OH MAN that's f'in hilarious!! i only rarely laugh hard when i'm alone and reading stuff on the internet. lol

anyway here's a funny anecdote...one time i was in a bar wearing loose shorts and i got a UHO...i was on the dancefloor so i inconspicuously tried to go sit down somewhere so it wasn't obvious when this lady friend i know grabbed me and started dancing!! LOL i woulda been a hell of a lot more embarrassed if i didn't have quite a few beers in me, but i danced out the slow song with her and it was OBVIOUS that i was excited. she smiled so i'm sure she knew, but didn't acknowledge it at all, hell she probably enjoyed it coz she never said anything and there's no way she coulda missed it, i was like POKE POKE POKE against her leg all thru the damn song!!! whew man oh man that was funny
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Old 05-01-2003, 10:35 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Things happen. If you are dating a girl she is sooner or later going to notice, or you are doing it wrong.
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Old 05-01-2003, 10:39 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Id worry if it didn't do that :P
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Old 05-02-2003, 12:20 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Anyway, I find it strange how in porn guys can be limp while girls are teasing them, or even beginning to nibble and kiss their penises. I know I would be more ready to go then they are :P

hmmm that's really strange idd, I even get a hard one just knowing i'll have sex a few minutes later :-) but these guys, damn, like no feeling or what so ever ...
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Old 05-03-2003, 05:07 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Don't go for the tighty whities! IF by some chance you were to get lucky, you wouldn't want her to see you in those.

Boxer briefs, my friend. Boxer briefs. Chicks dig em (and they do a better job than boxers of keeping things in their place.)
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Old 05-04-2003, 03:53 PM   #31 (permalink)
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A solution that you're not going to like:
Two words: tighty whities


...multiple pairs, if necessary. hehe!!
DON'T do this! Not only will you look like you're wearing nappies, you'll kill your dick. It's clinical fact.
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Old 05-04-2003, 06:50 PM   #32 (permalink)
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I like it when a guy gets hard from the least little thing I do.

It turns me on too!!
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Old 05-04-2003, 08:45 PM   #33 (permalink)
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I agree with *Nikki*
I'm turned on when I see that alpha phi is hard because of some little thing I did...
One of the times that sticks out in my mind is when we stopped at a restaurant after going to the beach. Getting ready to leave he tells me we can't.
I laughed and asked why. He leans over and whispers he's hard. I giggled and asked why. His reply was something like "I was just admiring you" I still giggle when I think about it.
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Old 05-06-2003, 06:56 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Bahahah Hotzot...funny. Its still annoying if your in a public pool or some crap and then you have to get out but your like...uhh I'll just wait for a sec!
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Old 05-07-2003, 07:42 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Rub one out before you see her.

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Old 05-07-2003, 10:29 AM   #36 (permalink)
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but how do those pornstars do it then ?
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Old 05-08-2003, 08:28 PM   #37 (permalink)
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dont worry about it, the older you get the less of a problem it will be, in the meantime watch lots of porn and jerk off as frequently as possible to help revieve symptoms.
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Old 05-09-2003, 12:05 AM   #38 (permalink)
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give your schlong a bit of respect, and let him point where ever he wants to point
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Old 05-09-2003, 09:19 PM   #39 (permalink)
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A few suggestions:
1-masterbate more often
2-get laid more often
3-duct tape your rod and balls to your thigh
4-age to 65 asap and wonder why you ever complained about getting hard
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Old 05-12-2003, 05:45 PM   #40 (permalink)
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this is the best thread ever!

I've been married 120 years, my wife and I still have an amazing sex life, and I still get MAJOR iron when she's well, hell, sometimes just because she's nearby. Hell with the world. Your dick just WORKS. why can porn stars do that?? well, it's used ALL the time and sadly has become old hat for them. I've heard that it's different when they are with someone that they love, rather than doing a job, but I have no real experience to draw from there. Yes, there are occasional INCONVENIENT hard on's, but unwanted? Nah!
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