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Originally posted by forgotten_dream
Zen mastery. 
Just imagine really cold water, getting kicked in the nuts, or old people naked. That usually kills it.
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OH MAN that's f'in hilarious!!
i only rarely laugh hard when i'm alone and reading stuff on the internet. lol
anyway here's a funny anecdote...one time i was in a bar wearing loose shorts and i got a UHO...i was on the dancefloor so i inconspicuously tried to go sit down somewhere so it wasn't obvious when this lady friend i know grabbed me and started dancing!! LOL i woulda been a hell of a lot more embarrassed if i didn't have quite a few beers in me, but i danced out the slow song with her and it was OBVIOUS that i was excited. she smiled so i'm sure she knew, but didn't acknowledge it at all, hell she probably enjoyed it coz she never said anything and there's no way she coulda missed it, i was like POKE POKE POKE against her leg all thru the damn song!!! whew man oh man that was funny