stinkynutz

Dirty Sanchez? that's a good one

Charlatan

Will you marry me? Anyone that quick on the draw =

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Charlatan

Hot plate: Putting cellophane wrap on your face and having a partner take a dump on your face...

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wabbit

Blumpy see blumpy do.
Hey my brother wants a blumpy too.

Seriously folks, I'm just gonna forget we disgust this.

Cocktopus

during the winter months....steaming carl

meff

Uhm. I pass on this.
That would smell too bad for Shyla haha.

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JSD

My wife won't do a blumpy but my girlfriend will. The looser the stool the more she is into it. Go figure!

novacainex

i thought taking a dump on someone was a cleaveland steamer not a hot karl?? Maybe i am confused or maybe they are both the same thing. But i like the name cleaveland steamer better. Both freaking gross though.

loganmule

sounds like we all need to swap with JSD...or not?

iamjero

Wow you learn somethin new everyday. Not that I want to try this one, but to each his own.

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duck0987

We just call that a "glass bottom boat" Don't forget the "houdini" for those not in the know that is when you are doing it doggie style, you pull out then spit on her (or his I suppose) when they turn around to look shoot them in the eye followed by a TAA DAAA!!!!

Enjoy...

Duck

Lunchbox7

Im not sure what its call but what is it when you go a girl anally and the pull out. You wipe the crap off your dick and wipe it on her nose. It is pretty revolting but since we are discussing all this foul stuff I though I would ask?

Jedbeck

Lunchbox that is affectionately known as a Dirty Sanchez.
check out this t-shirt shop that has all these different things. <a href='http://www.tomorrowideation.com/getoffended/ShopOnline.html'> Get Offended T-shirt Shop</a>

billwood

He'll I can't even get the old lady in the b=room while Iam taken a dump...

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stldickie

OK, so what is a Dirty Sanchez?

Shyla Loral

Ewww.... stinky!!! I don't mind him making me jizz while I pee, but to involve shit just isn't my thing. *shrug*

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ismark

please pass the peg...ewww the smell

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bundy

we call Blumpy´s; Blumpkins here.

blumpkin = true love (but i still think its nasty)

its when (while fucking your partner from behind) you insert a finger in his/her arse, then reach around and wipe that same finger under his/her nose.
unlike the blumpkin, this serves no purpose other than to humiliate the receiver.

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arcane

next lesson is the feared "donkey punch"

to accomplish this one you must be having vaginal intercourse doggy style...when you feel yourself about to orgasm you pull out and stick it in her ass. immediately after sticking it in her ass you smack her in the back of the head with a blunt object which causes her asshole to tense up and highten your own orgasm.



i wonder if anyone here has actually pulled off a successful donkey punch

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bundy

arcane,
there is a variation on the Donkey Punch that i feel should be aired here.

its called The Sniper... it involves everything you said about the Donkey Punch, but it also involves having your mates hiding in the closet ready to jump out and yell, ¨Sniper!!¨, just as you start the Donkey Punch.

this involves a lot of organising... as well as having remarkably dodgy mates, willing to hide in your cupboard while you enjoy yourself.

this is, of course, something that i´ve never indulged in, since i believe its nasty and downright hostile towards women.

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cruisergirl

uhhh......who in the hell was it that first thought "hey, the hubby's taking a crap, now would be a great time to suck his dick!"
and who was the first guy that thought "Cool, she's sucking my dick whilst I shit"
Who are these sick people and why did this get so rampant as to require a name for it?
May God have mercy on their souls.......

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toxic515

um, no..... definately NO...


You know, I thought I was pretty damned open minded... and I suppose I am to the extent that if YOU like it YOU can try it but uh.... eeeew. Please don't tell me any details.

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b1naryb0r1s

that is quite sick. I will never do such an act or hopefully ever witness it either.

WarriorBuddha

That's a classic. I'd never try it myself, but I suppose if one were inspired...go for it.

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hossified

a blumpy eh.....hey I won't criticize cause I've seen people on the internet who shit in each other's mouth (scat eaters)

...you guys got the hot karl wrong too.....it's when screw a chick in the ass and than take it out and make her give you head!! She's getting a hot karl (as in hot caramel)
...donkey punch.....when you are doing it doggy style, and the girl is a little loose, so right before you come you punch her in the back of the head to tighten up her vag (because afterall....how many chicks have a loose anus???...other than the goatse crowd)
...hot box lunch.....shitting on your partners chest...

..etc....

Pragma

I still like the Australian Death Grip the best - you're in a crowded bar, you see a hot babe. You walk up to her, grab her decisively in the crotch, and shove your tongue down her throat. Either she likes it, or you're dead.

Now, what's a Sammy Sosa (as in the Twista song Drinks)? I tried looking online but couldn't figure it out.

skier

This topic in my opinion really did not need to be dredged up from oblivion.

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fhqwhgads

I had a similar conversation with a friend not too long ago.

The blumpkin was discovered/invented in one of two ways:

A. Some guy was dropping mud and said "You know what would make this even better? A blowjob." - pretty creepy

B. Some guy was getting a blowjob and said "You know what would make this even better? ... " -very freakin' creepy

Kalnaur

Yeah, this is just disturbing. Who the . . .? Oh well, I guess it takes all kinds.

*shudder*

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rukkyg

Seems to me, that this is the most likely circumstance for this event. I'm deathly afraid of prison. Butterfly Effect gave me nightmares.

moonstrucksoul

yes, i agree, that's nasty. but . . . sex is in the eye of the beholder

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nukeu666

whats felching?

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sailor

What an... enlightening thread.

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basmoq

shit dat nasty

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rufgti

LMAO...now I've heard everything

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Diamond

Leave me alone when I dump... for your own good.

Diamond

felching... foot thing I think

jordan_is_god

god i love the urban dictionary... it really helped expand my vocabulary where else can you find out how to use blumpy in a sentence

telekinetic

'Fraid not...select the spoiler text, all ye brave and strong-stomached souls.

Spoiler: (1) verb. The act of sucking or licking ejaculate (or other substances mixed with ejaculate) out of the orifice in which they were deposited. Most commonly used to refer to sucking out semen after anal sex, but technically sucking the semen out of your girlfriend's pussy is also felching

(2) Noun, referring to the substance ingested during the act of felching--generally a mixture of semen and other bodliy fluids (feces, sweat, vaginal fluid, etc.)

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adam

Too Much Information.

Although it made me laugh for quite a bit...