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rideough 08-17-2003 03:13 AM

What the fuck is a .......
 
ok....I feel like a bit of a tard for asking this.

What the hell is a "blumpy"????

I heard it a couple times on the Chris Isaak show and I have no idea what it is.

You guys heard of it???:confused: :confused

i8one2 08-17-2003 06:10 AM

From the urban dictionary

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blumpy

blumpy
The act of giving head while the receiver is taking a shit.

"You best be givin' me a blumpy bitch!" said Tyrone as he was dumping in his prison cell.

I hope this will help you in your quest.

Redlemon 08-17-2003 06:10 AM

Never heard of it (never heard of Chris Isaak either). In this situation, I hit Google.

According to "Impolite Werd of the Day" (sic), "The act of giving a blowjob to someone who is having a shit."

I guess I really didn't need to know that.
edit: damn, seconds late

soxsfans 08-17-2003 06:54 AM

Never had a blumpy, and don't want one either....

rideough 08-17-2003 07:23 AM

Ok that is sick and i've been called a pervert on several occasions!!
Thanx...i guess

RoadRage 08-17-2003 08:04 AM

Unless it's real uncomfortable, I can hold off on taking a shit to get a blow job. Besides, the tile flooring would be bad on her knees.

Pedialyte 08-17-2003 10:22 AM

Yikes... doesnt sound like something i am going to ask the lady to do heh

Mr. Spacemonkey 08-17-2003 10:44 AM

I thought getting a blowjob while taking a shit was called a blumpkin not a blumpy. Anyhow, i don't care what it's called it's still nasty.

bparker805 08-17-2003 11:13 AM

The scary thought that runs through my head is that there are people in this world who actually take part in this kind of behavior and most likely enjoy it...

Adog 08-17-2003 11:21 AM

Yeah Thats friggen nasty!

bernadette 08-17-2003 12:34 PM

ewwwww sick! for both parties involved. <font color="green"><b>SICK!</b></font>

kofspades 08-17-2003 01:07 PM

why, why, GOD TELL ME WHY!

Phatmonkyz 08-17-2003 06:47 PM

thats just sick

im just a girl 08-17-2003 07:38 PM

all i can say is... i hope that, now you know what it is, you can safely say "ive never gotten one"

present_future 08-17-2003 09:54 PM

I've always heard it called a hot karl

doesn't change the fact that it's nasty though

mulletJeb 08-17-2003 10:39 PM

you know, for a site whose user base claims to be sexually open to anythi..... aw fuck it, that's messed up.

johnnymysto 08-18-2003 09:12 AM

I believe a Hot Karl involves dumping on your partner's face.

Either way, I ain't into dookie sex, in any fashion.

Thraeryn 08-18-2003 09:23 AM

I don't think I'd care for a blumpy or a Hot Karl or whatever, but I DO think that Hot Karl is the best name for anything sexual ever. :lol:

druptight 08-18-2003 09:29 AM

that's pretty gross.

motdakasha 08-18-2003 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RoadRage
Unless it's real uncomfortable, I can hold off on taking a shit to get a blow job. Besides, the tile flooring would be bad on her knees.
Pillows.

ratbastid 08-18-2003 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by motdakasha
Pillows.
It disturbs me that you've got this so thoroughly worked out.... ;)

Shinryu 08-18-2003 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by motdakasha
Pillows.
Knee pads are pretty cheap these days as well.

Vyk 08-18-2003 12:13 PM

ever wish you could just 'un-read' what you'd just read? icky :)

*not into excretion games*

World's King 08-18-2003 01:47 PM

Yummie.

Lebell 08-18-2003 03:57 PM

First "Felching" and now "Blumpy".

What will I learn next?!?

air45 08-19-2003 01:42 PM

i am not in line for this act.

mastboy4 08-19-2003 03:49 PM

OMG! :S disgusting :S

tisonlyi 08-19-2003 04:05 PM

You learn something new every day.

but sometimes, i just want to hide behind mummy and make it all go away.

Nizzle 08-19-2003 05:51 PM

Wait, are you talking about the guy that sings "I don't wanna fall in love?" He has his own TV show? :(

prosequence 08-19-2003 05:55 PM

Who wipes ?

notslow 08-19-2003 06:52 PM

Who thinks up this shit?

BeBogus 08-19-2003 07:59 PM

why are we all still interested in finding out who "thinks of this shit" (no pun intended i am assuming), and who the hell is going wipe.. lol even though for some reason its always the sick shit that people are most interested in. hehe

LeeRoy 08-19-2003 08:15 PM

I'll pass on that one
thanks for the word to my vocab

almostaugust 08-19-2003 09:41 PM

horrible

MacGnG 08-19-2003 10:37 PM

ewwwww

quantumburnz 08-20-2003 05:00 PM

I don't know if I wanted to add that word to my repetoir... Poor, poor, sick people...

Tickford 08-20-2003 05:06 PM

This is the coolest thing about TFP, every day I learn something new. Sometimes good, sometimes bad, and like today, sometimes very very wrong.....

hobo 08-20-2003 08:38 PM

that is just sick. blowjobs are not to be mixed with fecal excretion.

Hard8s 08-20-2003 10:01 PM

Just makes you wonder who was doing what when they came up with the "Blimpie" brand chain of Sub Shops?

stinkynutz 08-21-2003 11:41 AM

oh god please make it STOP!


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