What the fuck is a .......
 

ok....I feel like a bit of a tard for asking this.

What the hell is a "blumpy"????

I heard it a couple times on the Chris Isaak show and I have no idea what it is.

You guys heard of it???:confused: :confused

From the urban dictionary

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blumpy

blumpy
The act of giving head while the receiver is taking a shit.

"You best be givin' me a blumpy bitch!" said Tyrone as he was dumping in his prison cell.

I hope this will help you in your quest.

Never heard of it (never heard of Chris Isaak either). In this situation, I hit Google.

According to "Impolite Werd of the Day" (sic), "The act of giving a blowjob to someone who is having a shit."

I guess I really didn't need to know that.
edit: damn, seconds late

Never had a blumpy, and don't want one either....

Ok that is sick and i've been called a pervert on several occasions!!
Thanx...i guess

Unless it's real uncomfortable, I can hold off on taking a shit to get a blow job. Besides, the tile flooring would be bad on her knees.

Yikes... doesnt sound like something i am going to ask the lady to do heh

I thought getting a blowjob while taking a shit was called a blumpkin not a blumpy. Anyhow, i don't care what it's called it's still nasty.

The scary thought that runs through my head is that there are people in this world who actually take part in this kind of behavior and most likely enjoy it...

Yeah Thats friggen nasty!

ewwwww sick! for both parties involved. <font color="green"><b>SICK!</b></font>

why, why, GOD TELL ME WHY!

thats just sick

all i can say is... i hope that, now you know what it is, you can safely say "ive never gotten one"

I've always heard it called a hot karl

doesn't change the fact that it's nasty though

you know, for a site whose user base claims to be sexually open to anythi..... aw fuck it, that's messed up.

I believe a Hot Karl involves dumping on your partner's face.

Either way, I ain't into dookie sex, in any fashion.

I don't think I'd care for a blumpy or a Hot Karl or whatever, but I DO think that Hot Karl is the best name for anything sexual ever. :lol:

that's pretty gross.

Pillows.

It disturbs me that you've got this so thoroughly worked out.... ;)

Knee pads are pretty cheap these days as well.

ever wish you could just 'un-read' what you'd just read? icky :)

*not into excretion games*

Yummie.

First "Felching" and now "Blumpy".

What will I learn next?!?

i am not in line for this act.

OMG! :S disgusting :S

You learn something new every day.

but sometimes, i just want to hide behind mummy and make it all go away.

Wait, are you talking about the guy that sings "I don't wanna fall in love?" He has his own TV show? :(

Who wipes ?

Who thinks up this shit?

why are we all still interested in finding out who "thinks of this shit" (no pun intended i am assuming), and who the hell is going wipe.. lol even though for some reason its always the sick shit that people are most interested in. hehe

I'll pass on that one
thanks for the word to my vocab

horrible

ewwwww

I don't know if I wanted to add that word to my repetoir... Poor, poor, sick people...

This is the coolest thing about TFP, every day I learn something new. Sometimes good, sometimes bad, and like today, sometimes very very wrong.....

that is just sick. blowjobs are not to be mixed with fecal excretion.

Just makes you wonder who was doing what when they came up with the "Blimpie" brand chain of Sub Shops?

oh god please make it STOP!

Dirty Sanchez? that's a good one :lol:

Will you marry me? Anyone that quick on the draw = :)

Hot plate: Putting cellophane wrap on your face and having a partner take a dump on your face...

Blumpy see blumpy do.
Hey my brother wants a blumpy too.

Seriously folks, I'm just gonna forget we disgust this.

during the winter months....steaming carl

Uhm. I pass on this.
That would smell too bad for Shyla haha.

My wife won't do a blumpy but my girlfriend will. The looser the stool the more she is into it. Go figure!

i thought taking a dump on someone was a cleaveland steamer not a hot karl?? Maybe i am confused or maybe they are both the same thing. But i like the name cleaveland steamer better. Both freaking gross though.

sounds like we all need to swap with JSD...or not?

Wow you learn somethin new everyday. Not that I want to try this one, but to each his own.

We just call that a "glass bottom boat" Don't forget the "houdini" for those not in the know that is when you are doing it doggie style, you pull out then spit on her (or his I suppose) when they turn around to look shoot them in the eye followed by a TAA DAAA!!!!

Enjoy...

Duck

Im not sure what its call but what is it when you go a girl anally and the pull out. You wipe the crap off your dick and wipe it on her nose. It is pretty revolting but since we are discussing all this foul stuff I though I would ask?

Lunchbox that is affectionately known as a Dirty Sanchez.
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He'll I can't even get the old lady in the b=room while Iam taken a dump...

OK, so what is a Dirty Sanchez?

Ewww.... stinky!!! I don't mind him making me jizz while I pee, but to involve shit just isn't my thing. *shrug*

please pass the peg...ewww the smell

we call Blumpy´s; Blumpkins here.

blumpkin = true love (but i still think its nasty)

its when (while fucking your partner from behind) you insert a finger in his/her arse, then reach around and wipe that same finger under his/her nose.
unlike the blumpkin, this serves no purpose other than to humiliate the receiver.

next lesson is the feared "donkey punch"

to accomplish this one you must be having vaginal intercourse doggy style...when you feel yourself about to orgasm you pull out and stick it in her ass. immediately after sticking it in her ass you smack her in the back of the head with a blunt object which causes her asshole to tense up and highten your own orgasm.

:cool:

i wonder if anyone here has actually pulled off a successful donkey punch

arcane,
there is a variation on the Donkey Punch that i feel should be aired here.

its called The Sniper... it involves everything you said about the Donkey Punch, but it also involves having your mates hiding in the closet ready to jump out and yell, ¨Sniper!!¨, just as you start the Donkey Punch.

this involves a lot of organising... as well as having remarkably dodgy mates, willing to hide in your cupboard while you enjoy yourself.

this is, of course, something that i´ve never indulged in, since i believe its nasty and downright hostile towards women.

uhhh......who in the hell was it that first thought "hey, the hubby's taking a crap, now would be a great time to suck his dick!"
and who was the first guy that thought "Cool, she's sucking my dick whilst I shit"
Who are these sick people and why did this get so rampant as to require a name for it?
May God have mercy on their souls.......

um, no..... definately NO...


You know, I thought I was pretty damned open minded... and I suppose I am to the extent that if YOU like it YOU can try it but uh.... eeeew. Please don't tell me any details.

that is quite sick. I will never do such an act or hopefully ever witness it either.

That's a classic. I'd never try it myself, but I suppose if one were inspired...go for it.

a blumpy eh.....hey I won't criticize cause I've seen people on the internet who shit in each other's mouth (scat eaters)

...you guys got the hot karl wrong too.....it's when screw a chick in the ass and than take it out and make her give you head!! She's getting a hot karl (as in hot caramel)
...donkey punch.....when you are doing it doggy style, and the girl is a little loose, so right before you come you punch her in the back of the head to tighten up her vag (because afterall....how many chicks have a loose anus???...other than the goatse crowd)
...hot box lunch.....shitting on your partners chest...

..etc....

I still like the Australian Death Grip the best - you're in a crowded bar, you see a hot babe. You walk up to her, grab her decisively in the crotch, and shove your tongue down her throat. Either she likes it, or you're dead.

Now, what's a Sammy Sosa (as in the Twista song Drinks)? I tried looking online but couldn't figure it out.

This topic in my opinion really did not need to be dredged up from oblivion.

I had a similar conversation with a friend not too long ago.

The blumpkin was discovered/invented in one of two ways:

A. Some guy was dropping mud and said "You know what would make this even better? A blowjob." - pretty creepy

B. Some guy was getting a blowjob and said "You know what would make this even better? ... " -very freakin' creepy

Yeah, this is just disturbing. Who the . . .? Oh well, I guess it takes all kinds.

*shudder*

Seems to me, that this is the most likely circumstance for this event. I'm deathly afraid of prison. Butterfly Effect gave me nightmares.

yes, i agree, that's nasty. but . . . sex is in the eye of the beholder

whats felching?

What an... enlightening thread.

shit dat nasty

LMAO...now I've heard everything :thumbsup:

Leave me alone when I dump... for your own good.

felching... foot thing I think

god i love the urban dictionary... it really helped expand my vocabulary where else can you find out how to use blumpy in a sentence

'Fraid not...select the spoiler text, all ye brave and strong-stomached souls.

Spoiler: (1) verb. The act of sucking or licking ejaculate (or other substances mixed with ejaculate) out of the orifice in which they were deposited. Most commonly used to refer to sucking out semen after anal sex, but technically sucking the semen out of your girlfriend's pussy is also felching

(2) Noun, referring to the substance ingested during the act of felching--generally a mixture of semen and other bodliy fluids (feces, sweat, vaginal fluid, etc.)

Too Much Information.

Although it made me laugh for quite a bit...

hmmm,
can i take a shit and then get a BJ and call it

"Blumpy, Now Shit Free"

twistedmosaic,
I should point out that the froth of lubricant, feces, and semen produced by anal sex (and subject to felching) is called "santorum".

Bit off topic but is that the same Chris Isaak that had the hit single 'wicked game' here in the UK? How the hell did that word end up being used on the show anyway, thats sick. :hmm: Actually Blumpy sounds like it could be the 5th and lesser known Tellytubby. :D

:s thats friggin disgusting :/

Blumpy really sounds like a kids show character to me for some reason. The mental picture of a generic purple dinosaur, the horrible act, and a theme song singing about the amazing world of Blumpy has permentally scarred me. Thanks.

Great, I now know what this means...

ctrl-z, undo, undo

dammit, its in my head, make it go away...

You could always shit in another room :D :D

Oh thats just wrong :sick:

Bleh.









So, uh...

Anyone tried it...?

i hear about all of these crazy sex acts (donkey punch, flaming dragon, now this)
i really have to wonder who does this kind of stuff. I just couldnt imagine it.

Then there's the Rusty Trumpet:

She tosses your salad while reaching underneath your legs, playing with your instrument.

I don't think it's sick, but it doesn't sound the least bit appealing either.

hmmmm, I just looked at a locked thread that was defining blumpy as well.

were's the Dirty Sanchez ? (giving partner a poo mustache after anal sex by wiping dick under their nose)

if these acts do occure and are not just funny adolecent daydreams, I'd guess they originate in prison where sex has alot to to with dominating your 'bitch' partner and asserting your power over them. plus the open toilet in the cell...

just a wild guess

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I found this thread to be both disturbing yet enlightening.
My sex life suddenly seems so safe and normal!

Oh my, Hmmm all the sudden, Bondage and Domming seem so Normal.

just learnt something i am sure i want to forget....lol

Well, as a few other posters stated, I'd never heard of the act being called "blumpy". I had instead heard it labled as a "blumpkin". While we're on the subject, I figured I should mention The Glossary of Perversion in case anyone was interested in further information. Enjoy, or don't.

Just now:
Me: Hey babe, can I have a blumply?
Her: What the hell is a blumply?... If it has anything to do with a blowjob, no.

Ah fuck.

i'm in. i've only heard it called a blumpkin. but any activity that involves me getting some brain is ok by me. if it floats her boat for me to be taking a shit during the moment ...hey, whatever man. i'm still getting blown

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i think that's actually called a rusty trombone

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haha ok i'm on a roll now . can anyone guess what a Cleveland slip-n-slide is? :thumbsup: Urban Dictionary: Cleveland Slip and Slide