hmmm,
can i take a shit and then get a BJ and call it

"Blumpy, Now Shit Free"

twistedmosaic,
I should point out that the froth of lubricant, feces, and semen produced by anal sex (and subject to felching) is called "santorum".

Bit off topic but is that the same Chris Isaak that had the hit single 'wicked game' here in the UK? How the hell did that word end up being used on the show anyway, thats sick. :hmm: Actually Blumpy sounds like it could be the 5th and lesser known Tellytubby. :D

:s thats friggin disgusting :/

Blumpy really sounds like a kids show character to me for some reason. The mental picture of a generic purple dinosaur, the horrible act, and a theme song singing about the amazing world of Blumpy has permentally scarred me. Thanks.

Great, I now know what this means...

ctrl-z, undo, undo

dammit, its in my head, make it go away...

You could always shit in another room :D :D

Oh thats just wrong :sick:

Bleh.









So, uh...

Anyone tried it...?

i hear about all of these crazy sex acts (donkey punch, flaming dragon, now this)
i really have to wonder who does this kind of stuff. I just couldnt imagine it.

Then there's the Rusty Trumpet:

She tosses your salad while reaching underneath your legs, playing with your instrument.

I don't think it's sick, but it doesn't sound the least bit appealing either.

hmmmm, I just looked at a locked thread that was defining blumpy as well.

were's the Dirty Sanchez ? (giving partner a poo mustache after anal sex by wiping dick under their nose)

if these acts do occure and are not just funny adolecent daydreams, I'd guess they originate in prison where sex has alot to to with dominating your 'bitch' partner and asserting your power over them. plus the open toilet in the cell...

just a wild guess

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I found this thread to be both disturbing yet enlightening.
My sex life suddenly seems so safe and normal!

Oh my, Hmmm all the sudden, Bondage and Domming seem so Normal.

just learnt something i am sure i want to forget....lol

Well, as a few other posters stated, I'd never heard of the act being called "blumpy". I had instead heard it labled as a "blumpkin". While we're on the subject, I figured I should mention The Glossary of Perversion in case anyone was interested in further information. Enjoy, or don't.

Just now:
Me: Hey babe, can I have a blumply?
Her: What the hell is a blumply?... If it has anything to do with a blowjob, no.

Ah fuck.

i'm in. i've only heard it called a blumpkin. but any activity that involves me getting some brain is ok by me. if it floats her boat for me to be taking a shit during the moment ...hey, whatever man. i'm still getting blown

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i think that's actually called a rusty trombone

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haha ok i'm on a roll now . can anyone guess what a Cleveland slip-n-slide is? :thumbsup: Urban Dictionary: Cleveland Slip and Slide

How about Riding the Bull!

Having sex doggy style and wrap her hair around your hand, then say her sister/best friend is a better lay and see how long you can hold on!