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Old 07-25-2003, 01:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
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First Kiss

do you remember your first kiss?

I'm not talking about no peck on the cheek... a real kiss... tongue wiggling, open mouthed, suck face, kiss...

I remember it with my first girlfriend... after school summer between Jr./Sr. in HS in my bedroom....
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Old 07-25-2003, 01:09 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I said it once and I'll say it again...

There is nothing quite like the electricity you feel when you kiss someone new for the first time.

Multiply that times ten, and you have your first kiss ever.
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Old 07-25-2003, 01:16 PM   #3 (permalink)
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What advice would you give someone who has never been kissed before? I mean... say you are an incredibly socially inept guy with little luck with the ladies and you finally got a girl, but don't want to let her know how horribly socially inept you are yet. Is there any possible way to be 'prepared' for it, or not seem like someone 'kissing' for the first time?

Not that I haven't been kissed before or something *cough* *cough*.... Just wondering... for the lurkers out there... you know....
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Old 07-25-2003, 01:27 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 07-25-2003, 01:30 PM   #5 (permalink)
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My first kiss sucked

now my first kiss with my CURRENT girlfriend.... that was insanely electric
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Old 07-25-2003, 01:36 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I remember mine, June 27th 2002. Kissed on the corner of the street, under a small rain. awww..
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Old 07-25-2003, 01:43 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 07-25-2003, 01:45 PM   #8 (permalink)
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was in a car.... pouring outside. Pulled over to the side of the road and kissed her.

ok... so the first kiss ever wasn't so good for her...heh.... but...
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Old 07-25-2003, 01:53 PM   #9 (permalink)
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About 10 seconds after midnight on January 1, 2000 with the fireworks going off.

We were standing in a crowd and right after the new year's countdown hit zero, the girl standing next to me said "Somebody kiss me." I turned to her and said "ok".

NiceGuy was standing on the other side of me and by the sound of his reaction, I think he had a heart attack.
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Old 07-25-2003, 02:20 PM   #10 (permalink)
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On a date with my best friend's cousin. He had a HUGE mouth. When he was a kid he sang with the Minnesota boy's choir and could put his lips all the way around the top of a soda can. Made him fun at parties, but not such a good kisser. Very slobbery and mushy. I enjoyed it nonetheless, such as it was.
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Old 07-25-2003, 02:49 PM   #11 (permalink)
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In da pool at night in 7th grade. haaawt. Too bad the girl turned psycho, got knocked up and married.
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Old 07-25-2003, 02:58 PM   #12 (permalink)
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freshman year of college, junior girl had taken a fancy to little ol' shy me and worked a way to get me into her room. I was so surprised that I then proceeded to go out with her for three weeks. She was a serious headcase, though...
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Old 07-25-2003, 04:10 PM   #13 (permalink)
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i remember the first kiss, how she stole that innocence from me, and what i would do to get it back and be able to have it stolen away again....
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Old 07-25-2003, 05:07 PM   #14 (permalink)
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My first kiss sucked

now my first kiss with my CURRENT girlfriend.... that was insanely electric
Yeah, my first kiss was insanely pathetic. But the first kiss with my last boyfriend, and many many kisses after with him, were quite good
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Old 07-25-2003, 05:09 PM   #15 (permalink)
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fhqwhgads, truer words have never been spoken.

My first is somewhat overshadowed by the fact that she later announced she was a lesbian. Talk about a blow to a teenage ego!!!!

Fortunately, things got better.
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Old 07-25-2003, 11:04 PM   #16 (permalink)
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My first kiss was indeed a horrible experience though i did get an erection heh.

It was in the 6th grade in a cubby house with a girl that i didn't even like. It was messy.
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Old 07-25-2003, 11:10 PM   #17 (permalink)
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The day after father's day last year, in a tent, with the girl who is now my girlfriend (she wasn't at the time, we were out with mutual friends.)
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Old 07-25-2003, 11:25 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I was 23, at Niagra Falls in a stone gazebo. It was with my fiance. We were only friends at the time.
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Old 07-26-2003, 10:29 AM   #19 (permalink)
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i was around 12 and she was my mom's friend's daughter who came to stay with us for a weekend. Very pretty and we had some good times when she came over!
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Old 07-26-2003, 11:09 AM   #20 (permalink)
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I was such a kissing whore in school... I have no idea when my first was. All the girls wanted me back then... what the fuck happen? Oh I know... I grew up and got bitter.
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Old 07-26-2003, 11:51 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Freshman year of highschool, after we won a basketball game a bunch of us went out and I ended up alone on a park bench with this cute little thing that I'd been innocently flirting with. That was both the first time someone said they had a crush on me and the first time I ever kissed anyone. Ah, the joys of youth
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Old 07-26-2003, 01:45 PM   #22 (permalink)
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About two years ago for me, with a girl that I'd been out with for a few times. It was late at night back at her place in the living room. Felt like a champ afterward later that night when I left.
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Old 07-26-2003, 02:05 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Sept 20 2002 - On her sisters car, she was in the front seat, I was on the backseat, we looked each other on the eyes and there it was



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Old 07-26-2003, 02:51 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Freind of family moved in with her daughter, same age as me. When we first kissed it was a total suprise. We where watching tv, and then we started messing around. She initiated the kiss and it was the best thing ever. After that she lived with us for another few months, during which time I lost my virginity to her. Those where the days.
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Old 07-26-2003, 03:07 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Highschool, blind date with some girl I had met on the Internet. When I picked her up her father was methodically polishing a gun. He was actually rather polite, and didn't say anything explicitly. Anyway, we went on the date, and I really wasn't really digging the chick anyway. When I took her home, she pretty much jumped me on the porch and shoved her tongue down my throat. Wow, This girl knew how to kiss It was absolutely electric, as well as being punctuated by periodic visions of my head exploding in a shower of blood to the echo of a shotgun blast. In spite of my electrifying first kiss, which left me barley able to limp back to the car, I still didn't really dig on the girl, and never saw her again.
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Old 07-26-2003, 03:59 PM   #26 (permalink)
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It was at the end of my first date with a lovely gal...I walked her to her place from the movie theater. We had hit it off very well during our date, and the way we were looking at each other when we were nearing her place, I think we both saw it coming a mile away.

Anyway, I hugged her goodnight and then while we were still holding each other closely, just to be sure, I asked for the kiss, lol. No answer, just a soft pucker. Dayumn it was a good kiss.
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Old 07-26-2003, 06:10 PM   #27 (permalink)
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my first ever kiss was sloppy. slobber alll around my mouth. too much tongue. etc. it sucked. but ive had no problems with first kisses with other ppl i've even been complimented of being a good kisser. this was when i had only kissed 2 other people
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Old 07-26-2003, 06:18 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Pretty good first kiss. Softer than I expected. It took a long time to find another girl that could kiss as good as the first.
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Old 07-26-2003, 06:54 PM   #29 (permalink)
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If you don't count the two girls across the street that I played 'Soap Opera' with when I was 9 (still the closest I've come to a 3-way). Then it was with my first gf in grade 10, we had been hanging out and pretty well on our way to being a couple. She was going in for jaw surgery in a day or 2 and would have her jaw wired shut for 6 weeks. She told me she didn't want to have to wait that long for a real kiss, we must've sucked face for half an hour.

Doesn't beat the first time I saw her after her jaw healed. No hellos, just straight to the tongue.
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Old 07-27-2003, 03:14 AM   #30 (permalink)
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I just don't understand kisses. What's so erotic about them? Maybe I wasn't paying enough attention in sex ed, but I just don't get it.
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Old 07-27-2003, 03:19 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Hmmm late bloomer here...18, was very good though. But not very important.

Most important "first kiss" was with my wife. We went on a date to a bar and I spent the whole night a chicken, erm, gentelman. We went out back in the pizza place we both worked at and were talking when I just came out and said: "Can I kiss you?" And she said: "I've been waiting all night!" It was a kiss I'll never forget, I knew this girl was special and that we were made for each other. Since that kiss, these lips have touched no other's lips.
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Old 07-27-2003, 04:21 AM   #32 (permalink)
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at 15 I think, on top of a stage, with just about everyone I hung out with dancing in a 3 meter radius. Once most of them saw, they started hooting and howling. Took us both a few seconds to stop from grinning before we could continue

It was fun while it lasted, and it lasted long IIRC
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Old 07-27-2003, 04:30 AM   #33 (permalink)
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I just don't understand kisses. What's so erotic about them? Maybe I wasn't paying enough attention in sex ed, but I just don't get it.
I take it you don't do a lot of kissing with the opposite (or same) sex then?
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Old 07-27-2003, 05:05 AM   #34 (permalink)
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I think she was expecting more.. um.. I was in year 11.. late bloomer in this area.. but yeah um.. I had my lips pursed and all I remember it being really wet and smelling like bubble gum.. yeuk.. not the best experience I've ever had
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Old 07-27-2003, 05:06 AM   #35 (permalink)
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I just don't understand kisses. What's so erotic about them? Maybe I wasn't paying enough attention in sex ed, but I just don't get it.
The lips are the most sensuos area on the body having more nerve endings per area than any other part of the body...

meh meh meh
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Old 07-27-2003, 10:51 AM   #36 (permalink)
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True to my every-dorky form, my first kiss ever was at a band contest...and my first kiss with the guy I dated for three years was on a band bus.

And this one time, at band camp....
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Old 07-27-2003, 11:08 AM   #37 (permalink)
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My first kiss felt like kissing my arm without the hair...I felt absolutely nothing. I learned later that kissing doesn't turn me on at all unless our mouths are open and the inner part of my lips are meeting hers. I dont' really prefer tongue tho, especially with a smoker.
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Old 07-27-2003, 11:12 AM   #38 (permalink)
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I regret my first kiss, because it was with a girl I was with for a month and left me for her ex-boyfriend. I wish it was with my fiance, because she is the only girl I've ever been with.
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Old 07-27-2003, 11:12 AM   #39 (permalink)
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My first kiss was with my first boyfriend when I was 18 (I know late start). We'd been "dating" for about a week when he gave me his class ring and we kissed in the back seat of his best friends car while his friend and my best friend at the time (who were dating each other too) were sitting in the front.

He was a major jerk and abusive so my memory of that first kiss is tainted.

My first kiss with Dei37 (Hubby) was great. In a park on a fall day with the sun shining down. I could tell he wanted to kiss me but wasn't sure how I'd react. I made the move and he reciprocated without hesitation. It was electric just standing there the moment before and the feeling of melting was wonderful.
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Old 07-27-2003, 01:28 PM   #40 (permalink)
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If a very very very young age qualifies as "first kiss," then it was with my boyfriend in Kindergarten. I remember he and I kissed all the time, and even my mother verified this with me which was kinda creepy. I remember wanting to marry him.

If that doesn't count, then in Jr. High my first kiss was with a girl when we were playing spin the bottle. Horrible kisser. Instead of giving tongue, she tried to lick me basically. She also had teeth that were screaming for corrective measures. In fact, her nickname later became SnaggleTooth. Anyways, it was quite horrid.
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