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Highschool, blind date with some girl I had met on the Internet. When I picked her up her father was methodically polishing a gun. He was actually rather polite, and didn't say anything explicitly. Anyway, we went on the date, and I really wasn't really digging the chick anyway. When I took her home, she pretty much jumped me on the porch and shoved her tongue down my throat. Wow, This girl knew how to kiss It was absolutely electric, as well as being punctuated by periodic visions of my head exploding in a shower of blood to the echo of a shotgun blast. In spite of my electrifying first kiss, which left me barley able to limp back to the car, I still didn't really dig on the girl, and never saw her again.
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Use the star one and you'll be fighting off the old ones with your bare hands
-A Shoggoth on the Roof
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