07-25-2003, 01:00 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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First Kiss
do you remember your first kiss?
I'm not talking about no peck on the cheek... a real kiss... tongue wiggling, open mouthed, suck face, kiss... I remember it with my first girlfriend... after school summer between Jr./Sr. in HS in my bedroom....
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07-25-2003, 01:16 PM | #3 (permalink) |
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What advice would you give someone who has never been kissed before? I mean... say you are an incredibly socially inept guy with little luck with the ladies and you finally got a girl, but don't want to let her know how horribly socially inept you are yet. Is there any possible way to be 'prepared' for it, or not seem like someone 'kissing' for the first time?
Not that I haven't been kissed before or something *cough* *cough*.... Just wondering... for the lurkers out there... you know....
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07-25-2003, 01:53 PM | #9 (permalink) |
Inspired by the mind's eye.
Location: Between the darkness and the light.
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About 10 seconds after midnight on January 1, 2000 with the fireworks going off.
We were standing in a crowd and right after the new year's countdown hit zero, the girl standing next to me said "Somebody kiss me." I turned to her and said "ok". NiceGuy was standing on the other side of me and by the sound of his reaction, I think he had a heart attack.
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07-25-2003, 02:20 PM | #10 (permalink) |
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On a date with my best friend's cousin. He had a HUGE mouth. When he was a kid he sang with the Minnesota boy's choir and could put his lips all the way around the top of a soda can. Made him fun at parties, but not such a good kisser. Very slobbery and mushy. I enjoyed it nonetheless, such as it was.
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07-25-2003, 02:58 PM | #12 (permalink) |
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freshman year of college, junior girl had taken a fancy to little ol' shy me and worked a way to get me into her room. I was so surprised that I then proceeded to go out with her for three weeks. She was a serious headcase, though...
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07-25-2003, 05:07 PM | #14 (permalink) | |
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07-25-2003, 05:09 PM | #15 (permalink) |
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fhqwhgads, truer words have never been spoken.
My first is somewhat overshadowed by the fact that she later announced she was a lesbian. Talk about a blow to a teenage ego!!!! Fortunately, things got better.
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07-25-2003, 11:10 PM | #17 (permalink) |
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The day after father's day last year, in a tent, with the girl who is now my girlfriend (she wasn't at the time, we were out with mutual friends.)
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07-26-2003, 11:09 AM | #20 (permalink) |
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I was such a kissing whore in school... I have no idea when my first was. All the girls wanted me back then... what the fuck happen? Oh I know... I grew up and got bitter.
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07-26-2003, 11:51 AM | #21 (permalink) |
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Freshman year of highschool, after we won a basketball game a bunch of us went out and I ended up alone on a park bench with this cute little thing that I'd been innocently flirting with. That was both the first time someone said they had a crush on me and the first time I ever kissed anyone. Ah, the joys of youth
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07-26-2003, 02:05 PM | #23 (permalink) |
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Sept 20 2002 - On her sisters car, she was in the front seat, I was on the backseat, we looked each other on the eyes and there it was
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07-26-2003, 02:51 PM | #24 (permalink) |
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Freind of family moved in with her daughter, same age as me. When we first kissed it was a total suprise. We where watching tv, and then we started messing around. She initiated the kiss and it was the best thing ever. After that she lived with us for another few months, during which time I lost my virginity to her. Those where the days.
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07-26-2003, 03:07 PM | #25 (permalink) |
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Location: LA
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Highschool, blind date with some girl I had met on the Internet. When I picked her up her father was methodically polishing a gun. He was actually rather polite, and didn't say anything explicitly. Anyway, we went on the date, and I really wasn't really digging the chick anyway. When I took her home, she pretty much jumped me on the porch and shoved her tongue down my throat. Wow, This girl knew how to kiss It was absolutely electric, as well as being punctuated by periodic visions of my head exploding in a shower of blood to the echo of a shotgun blast. In spite of my electrifying first kiss, which left me barley able to limp back to the car, I still didn't really dig on the girl, and never saw her again.
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07-26-2003, 03:59 PM | #26 (permalink) |
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It was at the end of my first date with a lovely gal...I walked her to her place from the movie theater. We had hit it off very well during our date, and the way we were looking at each other when we were nearing her place, I think we both saw it coming a mile away.
Anyway, I hugged her goodnight and then while we were still holding each other closely, just to be sure, I asked for the kiss, lol. No answer, just a soft pucker. Dayumn it was a good kiss. |
07-26-2003, 06:10 PM | #27 (permalink) |
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Location: oregon
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my first ever kiss was sloppy. slobber alll around my mouth. too much tongue. etc. it sucked. but ive had no problems with first kisses with other ppl i've even been complimented of being a good kisser. this was when i had only kissed 2 other people
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07-26-2003, 06:54 PM | #29 (permalink) |
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If you don't count the two girls across the street that I played 'Soap Opera' with when I was 9 (still the closest I've come to a 3-way). Then it was with my first gf in grade 10, we had been hanging out and pretty well on our way to being a couple. She was going in for jaw surgery in a day or 2 and would have her jaw wired shut for 6 weeks. She told me she didn't want to have to wait that long for a real kiss, we must've sucked face for half an hour.
Doesn't beat the first time I saw her after her jaw healed. No hellos, just straight to the tongue. |
07-27-2003, 03:19 AM | #31 (permalink) |
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Hmmm late bloomer here...18, was very good though. But not very important.
Most important "first kiss" was with my wife. We went on a date to a bar and I spent the whole night a chicken, erm, gentelman. We went out back in the pizza place we both worked at and were talking when I just came out and said: "Can I kiss you?" And she said: "I've been waiting all night!" It was a kiss I'll never forget, I knew this girl was special and that we were made for each other. Since that kiss, these lips have touched no other's lips. |
07-27-2003, 04:21 AM | #32 (permalink) |
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Location: Belgium
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at 15 I think, on top of a stage, with just about everyone I hung out with dancing in a 3 meter radius. Once most of them saw, they started hooting and howling. Took us both a few seconds to stop from grinning before we could continue
It was fun while it lasted, and it lasted long IIRC
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07-27-2003, 04:30 AM | #33 (permalink) | |
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07-27-2003, 05:05 AM | #34 (permalink) |
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I think she was expecting more.. um.. I was in year 11.. late bloomer in this area.. but yeah um.. I had my lips pursed and all I remember it being really wet and smelling like bubble gum.. yeuk.. not the best experience I've ever had
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07-27-2003, 05:06 AM | #35 (permalink) | |
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07-27-2003, 10:51 AM | #36 (permalink) |
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True to my every-dorky form, my first kiss ever was at a band contest...and my first kiss with the guy I dated for three years was on a band bus.
And this one time, at band camp....
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07-27-2003, 11:08 AM | #37 (permalink) |
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My first kiss felt like kissing my arm without the hair...I felt absolutely nothing. I learned later that kissing doesn't turn me on at all unless our mouths are open and the inner part of my lips are meeting hers. I dont' really prefer tongue tho, especially with a smoker.
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07-27-2003, 11:12 AM | #39 (permalink) |
I'm not a blonde! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot!
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My first kiss was with my first boyfriend when I was 18 (I know late start). We'd been "dating" for about a week when he gave me his class ring and we kissed in the back seat of his best friends car while his friend and my best friend at the time (who were dating each other too) were sitting in the front.
He was a major jerk and abusive so my memory of that first kiss is tainted. My first kiss with Dei37 (Hubby) was great. In a park on a fall day with the sun shining down. I could tell he wanted to kiss me but wasn't sure how I'd react. I made the move and he reciprocated without hesitation. It was electric just standing there the moment before and the feeling of melting was wonderful.
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07-27-2003, 01:28 PM | #40 (permalink) |
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If a very very very young age qualifies as "first kiss," then it was with my boyfriend in Kindergarten. I remember he and I kissed all the time, and even my mother verified this with me which was kinda creepy. I remember wanting to marry him.
If that doesn't count, then in Jr. High my first kiss was with a girl when we were playing spin the bottle. Horrible kisser. Instead of giving tongue, she tried to lick me basically. She also had teeth that were screaming for corrective measures. In fact, her nickname later became SnaggleTooth. Anyways, it was quite horrid.
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