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Plan9Senior · 10-02-2003, 02:40 PM

I have no interest in having a cock in my mouth, even if the cock is my own

bermuDa · 10-02-2003, 06:18 PM

I could do it, but not very well. Haven't tried in years. It's not really all that fun or appealing... i was just curious as to whether I could do it.

danz07 · 10-02-2003, 06:53 PM

I use to be able to do it and it was a pretty big turn on, but I am bisexual so that might explain it. Cant anymore though, I have a bad back. freakin' sucks!

WarWagon · 10-02-2003, 07:39 PM

I put great effort to make sure those things stay as far away from my orifices as possible.

padam · 10-02-2003, 09:00 PM

no never would do that. you guys whoo only like bj's for the visual need to be sucked by someone who really knows how to give head, nothing better

thumper69 · 10-02-2003, 11:17 PM

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Originally posted by padam
no never would do that. you guys whoo only like bj's for the visual need to be sucked by someone who really knows how to give head, nothing better

lol...yup, I agree, though never been that lucky.

Rlyss · 10-02-2003, 11:37 PM

I don't think it's any more gay than jerking yourself off. Jerking yourself off means you you're stimulating a penis with your hand, right? Not that much different than stimulating one with your mouth.

madsenj37 · 10-03-2003, 12:24 AM

No way. No penis will ever be inside me.

jvwgtr · 10-03-2003, 05:56 AM

I remember reading that something like 5% of the male population has this ability.
Still, it seems like it would be fairly difficult to relax and enjoy such a thing, with your back in excruciating pain.
I can't help but think of the Wil Farrell SNL yoga sketch. LOL

10-03-2003, 10:54 AM

i think every guy has tried it at one point or another in his lifetime! just some wont admit to trying it! hell i tried until i was about 25 and finally gave up!

im convinced that this will be the next advancement in our evoulution! sometime within the next million years or so we will all have a more flexible spine!

Beltruckus · 10-03-2003, 11:29 AM

I just get an image of some dude doing that and then shooting it in his eye on accident. Poetic justice imo. Personally I wouldn't think it would be as good seeing as, at least for me, the underside is more sensitive and i could get my tongue at least lower than the "head" it still wouldn't be the same as the rougher part of a skilled girls tongue.

Apex Shok · 10-03-2003, 02:45 PM

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Originally posted by wraithhibn
I'd never leave the house.

Um yeah..... Just slip the food under the door.......

WarWagon · 10-03-2003, 02:47 PM

I definitely never tried it, but I dont imagine I'd be anywhere near flexible enough to do it. I can barely lift my leg up to tie a shoelace yet alone get my head around my waist.

juanvaldes · 10-03-2003, 11:41 PM

damn ribs, always in the way...

arcane · 10-04-2003, 12:28 AM

i used to...back before i started getting women to do it for me

i doubt if i still can

ismark · 10-04-2003, 12:58 AM

who knows better how to give you pleasure than yourself, if I could, and I can't, I certainly would....

only problem it leaves certain other orifices somewhat exposed and open to attack if discovered...

hmmmmm

Mr. Creosote · 10-04-2003, 08:16 AM

I tried a long time ago but couldn't do it. And that was when I was on the track team and very flexible. Now I'd just end up hurting myself!

Ogre840 · 10-06-2003, 03:23 AM

done it before, not worth all the back pain involved. doesn't feel as good as someone elses mouth, and then you wake up the next day with your back screaming at your saying "WTF are you trying to kill me!?"

not worth it, and not fun.

Averett · 10-06-2003, 07:10 AM

To those of you guys who said "I'd try, but I wouldn't swallow!" I say this.... You should never, every ask a girl to swallow either then. It's just not fair

Sleepyjack · 10-06-2003, 08:29 AM

well i agree with Averett there. I just dug up some of my older, dodgier threads and a lot of topics have already been discussed there.

from this thread ]have you tasted your cum

Quote:

i said
keep in mind that it is a curiosity thing and also in that as i said before, some people like or expect girls to swallow.
So its interesting that some people are completely freaked out by it, if they expect (i am not saying everyone) another chick to swallow it or even have it in their mouth. There isn't that bigger difference between swallowing and spitting, in that both instances they have cum in their mouths so they taste it either way, and the taste is generally thought to be the worst part about it. Also i think it is a far cry from consuming or tasting any other bodily fluids or waste, it is different.

Basically, i was trying to be empathetic with the oppposite sex when they give a blow job or whatever. Thats what primarily bought upon my actions. And hey, it wasn't "that bad" it was a one off thing, i don't do it everyday.
Also, i drink a lot of water and have a pretty good diet, lotsa citrus fruit as well, especially in summer (orange, lemon and somtimes pineapple)
Although cum from the other sex (ie female) is a lot more appealing.

And also this other one i did
if you could blow/suck yourself?

that thread was inspired by some of bill hicks's musings.
ie

Quote:

Bill Hicks said
"A woman one night yelled out, "Yeah, you ever try it?" I said, yeah. Almost broke my back. It's that one vertebrae, I swear to God, it's that close. I think that vertebrae is going to be the thing to go in our next evolutionary step. Just a theory and a fervent prayer. Yeah, now all the guys are going, "Honey, I have no idea what he's talking about. I think he's a devil-child." That may be true, but guys, yyyyyou know what I'm talking about. I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight, guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now. Watching an empty stage.

Boy, my folks are proud of me. "Bill honey, you still doing that suck your own cock bit?" Yeah, mom. "Good, baby, that's such a crowd-pleaser. How clever of you to come up with the suck your own cock bit, honey. You're so clever, it makes your mama's bosom swell with pride. Knowing her son is travelling the world, using his given surname, going up in front of rooms of total strangers and doing the suck your own cock piece." Thanks, mom. "No biggie."

So yeah, i am also proud of myself

tekaweni · 10-07-2003, 03:17 PM

I actually can

brandon11983 · 10-07-2003, 05:56 PM

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Originally posted by tooth
Tried when I was about 13 or so. Not flexible enough.

Me too. Didn't turn out so well.... aahhh... youth....

madsenj37 · 10-07-2003, 08:12 PM

Savage Love - by Dan Savage
"He Likes Auto-Fellatio? Don't Panic!"
http://villagevoice.com/alertrd.php3?article=47576

phredgreen · 10-07-2003, 10:13 PM

and lo, the two shall become one, threads shall be merged, and all posts on a topic shall comingle and become one coherent series of thoughts.

pheer my moderation.

seretogis · 10-07-2003, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by phredgreen
and lo, the two shall become one, threads shall be merged, and all posts on a topic shall comingle and become one coherent series of thoughts.

pheer my moderation.

Candle light and soul forever,
A dream of you and me together,
Say you believe it, say you believe it,
Free your mind of doubt and danger,
Be for real don't be a stranger,
We can achieve it, we can achieve it
Come a little closer baby, get it on, get it on,
cause tonight is the night when two become one.
I need some love like I never needed love before
(Wanna make love to ya baby)
I had a little love, now I'm back for more
(Wanna make love to ya baby)
Set your spirit free, it's the only way to be.

Silly games that you were playing, empty
Words we both were saying,
Let's work it out boy, let's work it out boy,
Any deal that we endeavour,
Boys and girls feel good together,
Take it or leave it, take it or leave it.

Are you as good as I remember baby,
Get it on, get it on,
cause tonight is the night when two become one.

I need some love like I never needed love before
(Wanna make love to ya baby)
I had a little love, now I'm back for more
(Wanna make love to ya baby)
Set your spirit free, it's the only way to be.

Be a little bit wiser baby, put it on, put it on,
cause tonight is the night when two become one.

I need some love like I never needed love before
(Wanna make love to ya baby)
I had a little love, now I'm back for more
(Wanna make love to ya baby)
I need some love like I never needed love before
(Wanna make love to ya baby)
I had a little love, now I'm back for more
(Wanna make love to ya baby)
Set your spirit free, it's the only way to be.

It's the only way to be

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10-02-2003, 06:18 PM	#122 (permalink)
bermuDa don't ignore this--> Location: CA	I could do it, but not very well. Haven't tried in years. It's not really all that fun or appealing... i was just curious as to whether I could do it. __________________ I am the very model of a moderator gentleman.

10-02-2003, 06:53 PM	#123 (permalink)
danz07 Upright Location: I live in a dorm on-campus	I use to be able to do it and it was a pretty big turn on, but I am bisexual so that might explain it. Cant anymore though, I have a bad back. freakin' sucks! __________________ umm I dont know what to put for my signature...

10-03-2003, 12:24 AM	#128 (permalink)
madsenj37 Still searching... Location: NorCal For Life	No way. No penis will ever be inside me. __________________ "Only two things are certain: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not certain about the universe." -- Albert Einstein

10-03-2003, 11:29 AM	#131 (permalink)
Beltruckus Psycho Location: Salt Lake City	I just get an image of some dude doing that and then shooting it in his eye on accident. Poetic justice imo. Personally I wouldn't think it would be as good seeing as, at least for me, the underside is more sensitive and i could get my tongue at least lower than the "head" it still wouldn't be the same as the rougher part of a skilled girls tongue. __________________ The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of because words diminish your feelings. Words shrink things that seem timeless when they are in your head to no more than living size when they are brought out. -Stephen King

10-02-2003, 02:40 PM	#121 (permalink)
Plan9Senior Banned Location: Orange County, California	I have no interest in having a cock in my mouth, even if the cock is my own

10-02-2003, 07:39 PM	#124 (permalink)
WarWagon Loser	I put great effort to make sure those things stay as far away from my orifices as possible.

10-02-2003, 09:00 PM	#125 (permalink)
padam Upright Location: Houston	no never would do that. you guys whoo only like bj's for the visual need to be sucked by someone who really knows how to give head, nothing better

10-02-2003, 11:37 PM	#127 (permalink)
Rlyss The Pusher Location: Edinburgh	I don't think it's any more gay than jerking yourself off. Jerking yourself off means you you're stimulating a penis with your hand, right? Not that much different than stimulating one with your mouth.

10-03-2003, 05:56 AM	#129 (permalink)
jvwgtr Completely bananas Location: Florida	I remember reading that something like 5% of the male population has this ability. Still, it seems like it would be fairly difficult to relax and enjoy such a thing, with your back in excruciating pain. I can't help but think of the Wil Farrell SNL yoga sketch. LOL

10-03-2003, 10:54 AM	#130 (permalink)
SLIMM Guest	i think every guy has tried it at one point or another in his lifetime! just some wont admit to trying it! hell i tried until i was about 25 and finally gave up! im convinced that this will be the next advancement in our evoulution! sometime within the next million years or so we will all have a more flexible spine!

10-03-2003, 02:47 PM	#133 (permalink)
WarWagon Loser	I definitely never tried it, but I dont imagine I'd be anywhere near flexible enough to do it. I can barely lift my leg up to tie a shoelace yet alone get my head around my waist.

10-03-2003, 11:41 PM	#134 (permalink)
juanvaldes Banned Location: shittown, CA	damn ribs, always in the way...

10-04-2003, 12:28 AM	#135 (permalink)
arcane Insane Location: SLC, UT	i used to...back before i started getting women to do it for me i doubt if i still can __________________ <Arcane> so if you banged 2000 chicks then at least one had a pen0r?

10-04-2003, 12:58 AM	#136 (permalink)
ismark Crazy Location: Sydney	who knows better how to give you pleasure than yourself, if I could, and I can't, I certainly would.... only problem it leaves certain other orifices somewhat exposed and open to attack if discovered... hmmmmm __________________ The Grumpy Old Bloke

10-04-2003, 08:16 AM	#137 (permalink)
Mr. Creosote Insane Location: The Great Northwest	I tried a long time ago but couldn't do it. And that was when I was on the track team and very flexible. Now I'd just end up hurting myself!

10-06-2003, 03:23 AM	#138 (permalink)
Ogre840 Banned Location: OlyWa	done it before, not worth all the back pain involved. doesn't feel as good as someone elses mouth, and then you wake up the next day with your back screaming at your saying "WTF are you trying to kill me!?" not worth it, and not fun.

10-06-2003, 07:10 AM	#139 (permalink)
Averett Is In Love Location: I'm workin' on it	To those of you guys who said "I'd try, but I wouldn't swallow!" I say this.... You should never, every ask a girl to swallow either then. It's just not fair __________________ Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.

10-07-2003, 03:17 PM	#141 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	I actually can __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

10-07-2003, 08:12 PM	#143 (permalink)
madsenj37 Still searching... Location: NorCal For Life	Savage Love - by Dan Savage "He Likes Auto-Fellatio? Don't Panic!" http://villagevoice.com/alertrd.php3?article=47576 __________________ "Only two things are certain: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not certain about the universe." -- Albert Einstein

10-07-2003, 10:13 PM	#144 (permalink)
phredgreen who? Location: the phoenix metro	and lo, the two shall become one, threads shall be merged, and all posts on a topic shall comingle and become one coherent series of thoughts. pheer my moderation. __________________ My country is the world, and my religion is to do good. - Thomas Paine