Most Bizarre Orgasm You've Witnessed
 

Or, most bizarre reaction you've made yourself.

For me?

Well... After a night on the tiles with a horny friend who was desperately looking for someone, ANYONE, to take home with him and break a very lengthy dry run, we eventually stumbled upon a lady who was more than willing to be his victim, err, I mean, partner for the evening.

One snag.

She had a buddy, and wasn't going to leave her on her own.

With absolute self sacrifice and dedication to the cause I threw myself, without fear or 2nd thought, onto this blond haired/green eyed/athletically breasted bombshell of a grenade.

It's a tough job, but someone has to be wonderful.

OK, long story short, we gots to talking a lot, drank some and decided to engage in a little of the activity that our friends had disappeared to enjoy a couple of hours previously.

All went well, I mean I was a little perturbed by her extensive Leonard Cohen collection (SERIAL KILLER, SERIAL KILLER), but we fooled around and teased each other at the edge for a very lengthy time before, eventually, I pushed her over the edge.

She threw me off her, rolled over to the other side of her king size bed, curled up into a ball and whimpered:

"You've got no right, you've got no right"

her whole body was shaking as she was doing this...

(SERIAL KILLER, SERIAL KILLER)

I panicked. Honestly. I thought I'd really hurt her, done some thing wrong, anything.

From the words she was saying, I was starting to fear some sort of prosecution come the morning... But no...

After about 30 seconds of this curled up, rocking, shaking and whimpering behaviour she suddenly throws herself up to her full height the attacks me. Pinning my shoulders down and plunging herself onto my cock to grind out another orgasm in quick time, at which time she rolled right off the bed, curled up and hid her head under the bed. whimpering the same phrase as before.

(SERIAL KILLER, SERIAL KILLER)

Well, this went on for hours, we did everything, everywhere, with every one of her orgasms being accompanied by one of these bizarre episodes, towards the end she was even crying, and I eventually left her apartment at about 10am in the morning, with her wondering why i didn't want to stay and sleep the day through with her?

(VISIONS OF KNIVES IN THE CHEST)

I wonder.

Hmm...

DUDE!

BAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That is fucking awesome!


ummm... what's her number?

That is freaky as all get out.

That is one of the most bizzare things I have ever heard.

As an addition to the bizarrometer, she didn't speak english as her first language... Though she'd had a succession of english boyfriends, so maybe that explains the choice of language.

Still, I've never heard any tales near this for weirdosity.

She gave me a damne good workover though... Some of the best sex I've ever had.

A fine and willing slut. <- no offence ladies, it's an old quote.

;)

I had a girlfriend who would actually orgasm when I purred in her ear. Purrrrr (ya know.. with the rolling of the tongue) If I wasn't feeling too enthusiastic that night, I'd jsut give her 'oral' :p

I think maybe she was sexualy assulted before, and she don't realized these flashbacks she is having.. I have studdied such things in college..

Such things have also passed through my mind. I've studied psychology and the physiology of the brain quite a bit (though not formally I must add).

She was into some quite extreme activities, but, she didn't exhibit a lot of other behaviour traits of the abused, so...

Who knows?

Psychology is a very imprecise 'science'.

Weirdest thing I've seen: a ("plump") woman who volunteered to be the "demonstration" in a seminar on vaginal fisting. Initially she had problems getting turned on and relaxed what with the audience and everything. So one of the two lecturers (who are married and both Sexologists) starts talking dirty in her ear, while the other one inserts her fist. When she pulled her fist out, you could see a huge puddle of ejaculate being released.

Certainly not as weird as tisonlyi's experience, but I think the environment and the act is what makes mine feel weird.

she has orgasmed so hard she has cried...that's as strange as I got...guess I'm boring

Yeah Daddy, my GF had one of them too :D

Another time was the first time I went down on a girl.. on my current GF.. I think her whole body flushed and she basically curled up in a tight quivering ball... hehe.. :D First time she'd ever had someone go down on her too.. so that coulda been it :)

all too interesting and strange at the same time.

Tisonliy: psychology is a lot more trustworthy than you might believe. I would place a bet that that phrase had a clear behavioral foundation and that if you taped her saying it and played it back to her at a random time you might see some fun stuff though that would be clearly unethical.

A follwer of Freud?

I'll leave you in your glass house. I shall not start throwing stones.

Me - more of a leaning towards the cognitive school and methods.

Actually I focus on behavioral and cognitive behavioral but I give respect to the man who made psychology worthwhile.

If my wife cums really hard, she kinda stops breathing. Face turns all red, and stuff. It's kinda cool when it happens, though!

No offence intended, of course.

I've got stories, but nothing to top that.. That's beyond bizzare in my book.

I didn't ask if you could beat that tale, I'm asking for YOUR most bizarre.

I collect freakism. It's a hobby.

Who knows, maybe i will think it beats mine...

;)

Ok...
I was seeing a woman who was massage therapist and therefor
was very in tune with her muscles. all of them.
When I would feast upon her pussy she would raise her head up and look at me with this...look. her face would get all twisted up in some kind of contorted mask of what appeared to be pain! Her mouth would get all snarled and would make these gutteral sounds. She would EXHALE all of her breath for extended periods
and begin (I really believe this!!!!)breathing through her pussy.
I say this because her cunt(sorry for the word)would issue these
long,sustained releases of air. Yes, the ubiquitous Pussy farts.
I usually find this bodily exhalation cute and rather endearing but
Holy hell...this sounded like her pussy was moistly snoring and it would GO ON AND ON.
so the combination of this and her twisted face(I would keep asking if she was all right) makes these occurances the strangest orgasms I've ever had the honor of bestowing upon someone.

wow, that's kinda creepy. snorting pussy!

Well, there've been some odd ones to be sure, and not all on their side. (Mind you that first one tops me!) I guess the thing that freaked me out the most was when I was in college and I spent the night with this girl I really liked and we screwed all night. I clearly remember it being that blue light that happens when the sun comes up. She was on top and really getting off, her hips twisting back and forth. She threw her head back, than looked me right in the eye with an incredibly overcome look and said....

"Oh, Mommy"

And it was only due to being very young and hormone filled that I kept an erection.
I've since had guys tell me that they think they would find that hot. But that's so many layers of fucked up, I couldn't get my head around it...

"Oh, Mommy"

Oh dear.

:D

:lol:

Did she mention anything about it afterwards?

This is like the best thread so far.

I've heard some crazy shit, but that REALLY is right up there with the best!

well this isnt a bizarre orgasm... just a bizarre reaction to one...

ok well my highschool girlfriend was giving me a bj... it was her first time doing it... and she wasnt very sure of herself... and when i finally came (i had to help her a lil...) she went flying off backwards off the bed onto the floor and said something along the lines of "did you just pee in my mouth!!!!"... apparently she wasnt expecting it to squirt out.... it was pretty funny....

i was with this girl and she was giving me head. for some strange reason it was taking a while and i decided to tell a joke. just as i told the punch line i came.

she laughed with her mouth closed around me and my sperm flew out of her nose.

when she stopped trying to blow her nose we laughed for days.

Haha thats crazy stuff!

I think that makes "blow" a full-on triple-entendre, now. Neat trick.

funny as hell

dtheriault:
That's fucking hilarious!

Some of these are classy.

Well not _classy_, but, err...

You know what I mean.

wish i could have seen it

yeah, these stories are def suttin else...i aint got nuttin like this

Boring compared to those others, but when my wife is having a really intense orgasm her legs clamp shut like ViseGrips (C). One more than one occasion part of me has been caught between them. My poor hand feels like a wookie just gave me a hearty hello when she's done, and I have never been able to get it out until she's finished cumming once she's closed up.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh man, thats great. Doing her best catfish impression, eh?

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In highschool my girlfriend would get really turned on by having sex in public places.

We were at a party and started fooling around in one of the bedrooms. Whenever we started really getting it on someone would walk in. We decided to go to the only room in the house that had a lock, the bathroom.

Locked in the bathroom we start doing it with her spread on the counter. After a few throws I realize that the vanity won't hold up to too much pounding, so I sit her on the toilet and just finger her.

Whenever someone would come banging on the door to use the can, she would get close to climax. After a while a big line of people were starting to wait at the door. I decide I better get down, getting the right angle to get her off quick.

There I am kneeling in front of her spread on the toilet. I have two fingers in, and pushing up, going slowly faster around in circles, the way she likes it. The whole party has now come to pound on the door and shout for us to get out. She starts screaming and starts gushing like there's no tomorrow. It's all over me and the bathroom rug. Everyone outside is silenced, then starts laughing, realizing what was going on inside.

I had never experience a female ejaculation before, and it was all over the front of me. We just grabbed a towel and got out of there.

What turned her on was everybody trying to breakdown the door and catch us.

That's not as bizzare as the other posts but it's the strangest orgasim i've seen. This isn't even close if were to start talking about strange people we've sleeped with.

A number of years ago, I had a gf who was a fairly conservative girl from rural Maine - relocated to L.A. for college. I had been going to see G'NR in clubs for ages and they'd just made it big when she and I started going out and she was really getting into the couple CDs I had, so I took her to one of their first big shows around here. She'd been telling me for weeks how much she LOVED the guitar sound Slash was getting, but she really didn't know what they looked like and when she saw him walk on stage... well, it was obvious the visual was workin' for her, too. About a third of the way through the show, she's dancing to a solo he's playing and...wham! Spontaneous orgasm - she had to grab my shoulder to stay on her feet.

It was the first time I'd seen such a thing and it was damn cool.

huzzah! freud was smart, but he had... issues... of his own

Pretty tame in comparison to some of the stories, but here's mine: My second wife would squirt (female ejaculate) whenever I went down on her, it is by far the coolest experience I have ever had. Unfortunately I have never met a woman since her that has been able to orgasm like she did :(

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=17786
=)

I'd love to see the thread of 'strange people we've slept with". I guess I'm not lucky enough to have any bizarro stories.

Hzhahahahaha, that's fuckin great :D

I bet 99% of those stories start with, "Well, I had been drinking alot..."

:D

I don't know why I posted that. It's not really funny.

The "Blues is Better than Sex" story was hilarous

Not very interesting, but i gotta kick out of it.

My family and I were on vacation and my girlfriend was with us. My parents had gone to the pool and her and I were left to our own devices in the hotel room. So I started going down on her, and she in normal fashion was getting kinda loud, and soon enough I brought her to a rather loud climax and she kinda stumbled to the bathroom, I decided to get a drink during this time. It was a two room suite and I went into the living room area to find my dad sitting there, he looks at me and says "Good Man".

It was sorta surreal, and I found it fun.

a fisting seminar?

maybe I need to get out more.

I had known this girl for quite a few years and eventually we hooked up.

Now, she had this hideous bedspread and matching curtains in her apartment's bedroom and everytime I had come to visit I had been buggin her about it. She said that her Mom bought it for her and Mom would be offended if she changed it.

So one afternoon, I got her bent over the end of the bed and we're doin' it like on the discovery channel. I'm not sure why, but I was in kind of a goofy mood and when it came time to finish up, I pulled out and blasted the curtains. Then I grabbed them and wiped off my dick. Once she realized what I had done, she rolled over on the bed and almost died laughing while I stood there with this retarded grin on my face.

Chicks dig a sense of humor.

The next day she went and bought a different bedspread/curtains.

The end.

Ya know, this whole thread smacks of lowbrow.com. =)

Dude that is a total "zombie mask"!! Good job!

LOL, funny stuff... GOOD MAN!...

oh and very ummm.... effective... zipperhead.

speaking of lowbrow.. I added mine to that site.. heh

Re: Most Bizarre Orgasm You've Witnessed
 

that could quite possibly be the best story i ever heard!

seminar on vaginal fisting?

where do those take place and when is the next one, cos i wanna go :D

Thats pretty bizarre! When my wife cums she starts shaking & quivering & her body starts to tighten and spasm! WOO HOO!

This underlines the fact that pussy farts are the pussy's ability to change shape and volume. A muscular woman that exercises that can give great pleasure to a penis, which can take the sqeezing. But will likely break bones of fingers or hands. Be careful out there!

This reminds me of that James Bond film where the evil woman can kill by sqeezing lovers with her legs. What was that called?

Goldeneye.

Mine, again, is pretty tame. In college, dating a girl for a year. She was sitting in my lap in my room, and I fingered her to an orgasm, and she passed out hard on the orgasm. Completely limp for about 10 seconds, which was the longest 10 seconds of my life (oh god, is she dead? how do I explain this one?) up to that point.

When she came to, however, she was very grateful :cool:.

Hahaha, all these are fucking great stories! :)

I heard about it from a guy involved in the BDSM community here. I don't actually know the best place to find out about these kinds of things (otherwise I would've gone to more), but I'd check with sex, toys, and/or BDSM clubs. If they don't have a bulletin board of events, they could probably tell you where to go to find out.
For instance, the store Good Vibrations often have their own classes and such: http://www.goodvibes.com/cgi-bin/sgd...nal/index.html

Dude that made me laugh so frickin' hard!!!

I cry after orgasms a lot. Sometimes not even after an orgasm, just after some intense sex. I think it's because I'm so exausted. Also my stomach muscles are the ones that tighten the most and that just leads to weeping. Strange huh? Poor Spinach_Indeed always thinks something's wrong.

Damn, I wish I could have a sponaneous orgasm like that girl did at the concert. And passing out after one seems so cool. I wonder if that is a one time thing or not.

you and me both...geez

and i'll go ahead and give props to the entire thread...i laughed ALOT

Well, my wife occasionally does the orgasm cry thing as well, which was very weird the first time, but now I consider it a form of applause. So, since you are lined up on that, you have a chance at the passing out. She only did that once, however.

Oh, a seminar on vaginal fisting, that's where you saw it you say? a seminar on vaginal fisting. One of those seminars people make when they want to educate people on vaginal fisting. Of course, just a god-old seminar on VAGINA FISTING.

A SEMINAR ON VAGINAL FISTING WHAT THE

The most bizarre orgasm i've ever seen was 1 week ago when i was goin down on my gf and after about 10min or so i tried to think of somethin to make her cum faster so i could go to go sleep(i was tired). I couldn't think of anything right away but then i got an idea. So i reached over and gribed my coke and got an ice cube out of it and put it against my girls lowers lips. As soon as i did that i thought theres was a fuckin horse in the room cause of all the nosies she was making and on top of that she kicked me in my head. At 1st i thought i had fucked up and hurt her then she curled up and started to take deep breaths, i was so scared i thought i had seriously hurt her. Then i just kept on asking her if she was ok then she said " HOW THE HELL DID U DO THAT" i was glad she wasnt hurt but i didnt tell her how i did it though.

That is seriously one of the funniest things ive heard in a while... Cant say Ive ever been kicked in the head while going down on someone...

Im sure it was by accident. OH and sry for that typo....

I used to be able to make my wife (then girlfriend) pass out from oral sex. She'd be out for 10 seconds or so. I've been trying my damnedest lately, but, have been unable to get her to pass out. She's also a face contorter and leg lock champ. God, I love THAT woman! :thumbsup:

holy shit. this is the funniest thread i think i've ever read.

my two cents...

when i was with my ex, i would go down on her. as it is, she moves around a lot from it, but when she gets ready to orgasm, her legs clamp tight as all fuckin hell on my head, and then she starts bucking in the air, sending my head and half my body flailing all over the place as she tosses me around. i almost got thrown off the bed one time, and i'm sure it's almost caused neck injury several times. The squeeze it so hard, i couldn't remove my head if i wanted to.

Analog, you might want to invest in one of those neck brace devices the NASCAR guys use. Sounds dangerous, but it must be one hell of a ride! :lol:

Word.

You have got to be the first successful angry dragon story Ive ever heard.

hilarious!
 

That is awesome. It's great when you can see this unexpected side of your parents!!! Obscure bonding moment or something.

weird man!!

Not sure if this is bizzare or just kind of funny. My girlfriend in high school was kind of a fuck machine. It didn't matter where we were if she was horny, we had sex. That lead to a lot of almost getting caught. Another factor in our spontanious sex was the fact that her bedroom had no door and only half a wall. When you came upstairs it just kind of opened to her room. We were smart enough to not get naked and we had pretty much mastered the fully clothed fuck (she owned a LOT of loose fitting shorts). One day she was on top of me and right on the verge of orgasm when her moms head appeared over the little half wall and goes "what are you doing?". My girlfriend then tries to explain why she's straddling me, why both of us are sweating and why her entire body is shaking.

i had an ex who whenever she got close to /or orgasmed.....her legs would go numb for about 20 minutes!!!.....there were times in the shower.....well she would just fall on to the ground....and wouldn't be able to walk without being helped!!!! Kinda freaked me out at first....but it's a good way to tell if she was faking or not!

MadProphet: LOL!!! That's one explanation I'd like to hear! Worst that happened to me was my girlfriend pushed me into her closet when her mom came home.

This IS one of the coolest and funniest threads I have read on the forum so far.

weird man

I've been there man. one girl friend did that to me after sex and she was out for about 2 minutes. I knew she was still breathing so I wasn't worried about her being dead... but it was a freaky experience all the same.

I got nothin that really rivals the original, but here are a few:

there was the one in college that would open the floodgates when we'd 69...I'm talkin serious fluid release here, soaking my face, chest, sheets, everything. gotta admit, i love that.

my ex would cackle whenever she would come. we're talkin wicked witch of the west here.

then there was this artist that i was sleeping with off and on that would wrap her legs, arms, everything around me and squeeze as hard as she could for a good 30 seconds, while she screamed "You have an iron cock!!!" That was always a good one for the ego.

This makes me miss being single...I'm going to go crawl into bed with my sleeping girlfriend that has a cough. lol

OMFG! Stomach cramps! Stomach cramps! Vision of cum out of nose too much... must... wipe...tears...off...face...

damn funny thread

cant wait to have sex(for the 1st time) :p

hu-man: Great to be able to love and laugh at the same time :)

Yes, the beloved catfish. Can't say Ive ever known anyone (until now) to actually have it happen, though!

Wow, that story is a very interesting tale of - LEAVE THE COUNTRY AND CHANGE YOUR NAME :-P

No, but seriously, Justin gives that probably a 4.0 on the "weird-o-meter" and maybe a 2.5 on the "wtf is this?" meter.

/two cents

I'm adding my two cents mainly just to revive this most excellent thread, as I don't have any story as good as some above.

I had a gf who once orgasmed from nothing but kissing. The first time she came she was on top. She dug her fingernails into my chest, and started screaming. She said it was literally "electrifying." In her mind she was riding a white stallion naked, on the beach. All of this happened over 20 years ago. I recently saw her, and she still swears she was transported to that beach on that white horse.

Wow, this one hasn't been around for a while. Thanks for reviving it again! It's as good as it was the first time around.

To me, there's nothing that surpasses massive female ejaculation.

The "mommy, mommy" thing reminds me of an old boyfriend who screamed the same thing once when he came.

I must admit, it rather harshed my arousal.

one of my ex's.. when she came she would giggle uncontrolably for like 5 mins.. just rolled over and just layed there giggling.. it was cute..

with halx and the purring thing.. ive made my current girl have an orgasm just by suckin on one of her fingers.. she kept poking me then i ended up kinda nibblin her finger then sucked on it.. she just kinda fell over after a bit.. i had no idea that could happen..

It just goes to prove that the brain is the most important errogenous zone.

Yeah I'll actually break the capillaries in my face. I try to keep breathing but it's nearly impossible and then my face gets all blotchy. It's really annoying afterwards. I get teased about it all the time from our swinger friends. I think the guys find it gratifying if they can make me do that despite my efforts to avoid causing my face to look like that for a couple days.

I once was going down on my girlfriend and didn't let up even after she orgasmed 2 or 3 times, ( she knows she just has to tell me to stop and I will if it starts to hurt ). Anyway, about 15 or 20 minutes goes by and shes really into it and she locks her legs around my neck and squeezes. I kept licking her just because I was loving her reaction, but the room started spinning and I realized I was either on the verge of passing out or actually did for a moment. We both laugh about it to this day.

my weirdest is my ex.... after the first couple of nights with her she would orgasm on command... and shes a gusher boy did we ruin that hotel room aahahhahah not to mention a few pairs o her pants ;)

On command? Please explain. Sounds intriging.

Well, this interesting more from a scientific point of view, but once when I was with my ex and blowing him, I had let go of him with mymouth for a quick breath of air when he came and it shot over his head and onto the backboard of the bed, where it immediately stripped the varnish off the wood! Makes me wonder what it would have done to my mouth :P

Strangest I ever had was a girlfriend in college that had very bad asthema. We were both n00bs to the ways of sexual euphoria.

I went down on her for the first time and it was one of the first full blow orgasms she ever had. About 1 minute after she stopped squeeling she stopped breathing as well. And started shaking and quivering. Not a good quivering. Sort of like a fish out of water flopping. I was able to make out the words "Inahler" once in one of her gasps and ran out to get that for her. After about 30 minutes she finally started to calm down and was able to breath normally.

She said that if had gone on much longer she was going to get me to call 911.

Imagine that - first time I make a girl cum and I have to call an ambulance! :confused:

Heh.

There were lots of times at college in my girlfriend's dorm room where we would be in the middle of something, and she would get particularly vocal. She would usually be just on the verge of climax when someone in an adjacent dorm room would start pounding on the wall. That in itself turned her off, but to make up for it I would tie her down and hold her mouth shut, which would then get her going even better than before.

The weirdest orgasm overall, though, goes alng with tenchi's description of nearly passing out... except I'm quite sure that I passed out. I was going down on her after a lengthy session, and after I had come once and she had come 4ish times already. She was nearly ready to come, so I began fingering and licking simultaneously, then I told her to "squeeze me."

Well, you can imagine what happened from there. I most definitely went under for a while, but she didn't notice because she did too. We both blacked out. I think I was only out for 5 seconds or so, but she was out a good 30. It was a good time.


Note: "simultaneously" is a really, really hard word to spell at 3:15 AM.