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That seems like a really strange joke for them to have thrown into that show since he was molested as a kid...

While I understand what you're talking about, and even had a girlfriend who did the same thing (I always thought something was wrong too until she explained it...), it is extremely disorienting to read your post and then look over to see your Pepper Ann avatar...

LMAO..this thread is great...I can cum from someone either 1.kissing my neck, breasts or inside of my knee or 2.telling me how much theyre going to tie me up and hurt me...

and when i cum sometimes like i open my mouth so wide that my jaw dislocates..literally you can hear it click

Not so much wierd, but cool, the first night i really went to work on my girlfriend, she came 5 times. When she came down from the last one she says in this really accusatory tone while still reeling, "what is WRONG with you??!!"

ah... the memories. Still so fresh...

When I lived in a frat house in college, there was a girl that made a few appearances in different bedrooms (though never mine). As is life in most frat houses I imagine, the one nighters get reported to everyone at some point. This girl had been with about three or four of the guys in the house & all reported the same thing when she came...she would yell "I SAW GOD!".

My SO has done something to me that makes my hypersexual around her. She can make me come, hard, just by nibbling a bit on my earlobe and making this noise--I can't really describe it, it's kind of a purring combined with a clicking--or by rubbing me in just the right place in my lower back, and she has on occasion done this in a movie theater or restaurant. When she does, I literally flush, break out in a sweat, let out a little squal, stop breathing for between five and ten seconds, and end up with damp panties. I've taken to carrying a spare pair of panties in my purse for just this reason, though sometimes she won't allow me to put the fresh ones on afterwards. I've taken to wearing dresses rather than a skirt and blouse for this reason, as she has a habit of sticking her hand up the back of a blouse as we're being seated to do this to me. Unfortunately, a girl can't wear dresses all the time, so she still gets the opportunity, and sometimes she just tells me what to wear, and I know what I'm in for that night.

And it's apparantly very noticable to others, as the "little squeal" tends to carry quite well indoors, and if she does it while I'm in the process of sitting down, my knees buckle a little and I end up losing my balance and sitting hard.

Sometimes after I've been fucking really hard and/or orgasming, I just stop breathing for a while. I think it's just because my body is so saturated with oxygen due to all that hard breathing, but it'll be up to 30 seconds or more between breaths for a period of minutes...it's scared a few people, they get this panicky look and say, "How come you're not breathing?!" I guess it doesn't help that my eyes would generally be closed as well... :lol:

I had a good friend for years who was a little on the kinky side. One year I went over to her house for a holiday dinner. I showed up and she said she and her boyfriend were barbecuing a turkey so the meal wouldn't be ready for a while, and she had more friends coming over later so we just hung out in their living room and socialized for a bit. She had just moved in with her boyfriend and I didn't know him all that well.

After about an hour, my friend approached me and said, in a very businesslike manner, that she and her boyfriend were really horny and wanted to do something about it. She said that they could go in their bedroom but they thought it might be a little rude to leave me out there alone, so would I like to participate? I hesitated at this, since I was not even remotely attracted to either one of them, but she said they had a role for me that would involve no touching. I thought, "Hell why not, might as well have an interesting experience" so I agreed.

It turns out they wanted to play a bondage/discipline game where they took turns flogging each other with an assortment of instruments, which they proceeded to bring out from their bedroom and hang on the wall. They had bulwhips, cat o'nine tails, various other whips and some homemade-looking things I couldn't name. The deal was, I was to roll the dice in a cup they handed me, then the person on the bottom would get the number of lashes I had rolled. I hesitantly agreed, and poured myself a large drink (I figured I'd need it). They changed into leather garb. They were not sexy.

We proceeded with this scene, although I found it absolutely bizarre and more surreal than I can describe. I have to admit, I was not turned on in the slightest. To make matters worse, I kept worrying the whole time that the other friends coming over were going to pop in in the middle of all of it. I just sat on the couch nervously and rolled the dice as they flogged each other and got all worked up. Then, I noticed something absolutely bizarre - I kept hearing this little electronic tune playing somewhere nearby. At first I thought I was imagining it but once I started paying attention, sure enough there it was...it was "Jingle Bells." "Crack...crack...crack..."Oh baby, I've been a bad girl, I need to be punished!"...dashing through the snow..."Whap! Whap!" ...in a one-horse open sleigh... WTF??

The pace picked up as I sat there, stunned by the surreality of it all and wondering if the turkey was burning. ... "Whap! Whap! Whap!" ...jingle Bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way... My friend was squirming and screaming, and I was looking around for another drink. She was yelling her head off "AAAAH! AAAAH!" and I kept hearing "dashing through the snow..." I was enormously relieved when she had a huge orgasm and they finished. Strangely, the music also stopped. Not 15 minutes later, the other friends showed up and we all had a nice turkey dinner, me doing my best not to laugh with "jingle Bells" playing in my head.

It wasn't until later, after I mentioned it and they realized they had given me the holiday mug that played a tune when you moved it to roll the dice with, that any of this made any sense.

for me the weirdest was when i was going down on my SO. First, my SO is a squirter (god i love that), so anyway, i'm going down on her, she tells me that she is getting ready to cum, so i go at it a little harder and faster to help get there, and then she came, with the normal blast all over my face and bed. i let up, take a sniff, and then look up at her while she is panting and ask her "did you just pee?" according to her, she came so hard that she pissed at the same time, i thought she did, but she wasn't sure if she did or not. so either thats the story, or my SO is a in the closet goldenshower goddess

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Around the time when I first started to get sexually active with my girlfriend I once went down on her and kept going after she had cum... Her clitoris was so sensitive that she got me in a headlock with her thighs, and she ended up scratching my neck so hard with her nails that it felt as though my neck was on fire all day long when I went to class in the morning.

or aural. :thumbsup:

Haha this whole thread is hilarious. I love the (SERIAL KILLER) sidenotes in the first post too. :D

There's no way I can top some of these, esp the SERIAL KILLER, that just...yeah...WTF

Back in ye olde college days, I lived in the dorm and my neighbor one year was this tall black dude, basketball player, pretty nice guy but he had a different girl over in his room like every night. One particular chick was his main booty call, or his girlfriend or whatever, and I could always tell she was over because I'd hear (through the paper thin walls) "OH FUCK YEAH, I'M A FUCKING SLUT, FUCK ME LIKE A WHORE, FUCK YEAH FUCK ME HARDER YOU SONOFABITCH" and every time it'd sound like they were tearing the damn room to pieces, it was hilarious.

The first time I had oral sex, I couldn't walk very far 'cause of how trembly my legs were.

I spent twenty minutes just sitting on my kitchen floor.

First time I got a blowjob I felt like my legs were made of cotton.... it didn't help that I was standing up and she was sitting on my bed.

The best I can come up with is on my estate/project.
I met my new girfriend at the tube/subway.
And on the the way home to my flat we started kissing and petting.
It was twilight and we hid behind the pillar of a tall tower block whilst we kissed and I fingered her clit.
She came!
We broke up years ago - but evertime I walk past that block of flats I can't help but remember giving someone an orgasm there.
Steve