Most Bizarre Orgasm You've Witnessed - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

tisonlyi · 07-21-2003, 02:14 PM

Or, most bizarre reaction you've made yourself.

For me?

Well... After a night on the tiles with a horny friend who was desperately looking for someone, ANYONE, to take home with him and break a very lengthy dry run, we eventually stumbled upon a lady who was more than willing to be his victim, err, I mean, partner for the evening.

One snag.

She had a buddy, and wasn't going to leave her on her own.

With absolute self sacrifice and dedication to the cause I threw myself, without fear or 2nd thought, onto this blond haired/green eyed/athletically breasted bombshell of a grenade.

It's a tough job, but someone has to be wonderful.

OK, long story short, we gots to talking a lot, drank some and decided to engage in a little of the activity that our friends had disappeared to enjoy a couple of hours previously.

All went well, I mean I was a little perturbed by her extensive Leonard Cohen collection (SERIAL KILLER, SERIAL KILLER), but we fooled around and teased each other at the edge for a very lengthy time before, eventually, I pushed her over the edge.

She threw me off her, rolled over to the other side of her king size bed, curled up into a ball and whimpered:

"You've got no right, you've got no right"

her whole body was shaking as she was doing this...

(SERIAL KILLER, SERIAL KILLER)

I panicked. Honestly. I thought I'd really hurt her, done some thing wrong, anything.

From the words she was saying, I was starting to fear some sort of prosecution come the morning... But no...

After about 30 seconds of this curled up, rocking, shaking and whimpering behaviour she suddenly throws herself up to her full height the attacks me. Pinning my shoulders down and plunging herself onto my cock to grind out another orgasm in quick time, at which time she rolled right off the bed, curled up and hid her head under the bed. whimpering the same phrase as before.

(SERIAL KILLER, SERIAL KILLER)

Well, this went on for hours, we did everything, everywhere, with every one of her orgasms being accompanied by one of these bizarre episodes, towards the end she was even crying, and I eventually left her apartment at about 10am in the morning, with her wondering why i didn't want to stay and sleep the day through with her?

(VISIONS OF KNIVES IN THE CHEST)

I wonder.

Hmm...

Donkeypuncher · 07-21-2003, 02:20 PM

DUDE!

BAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That is fucking awesome!

ummm... what's her number?

Derwood · 07-21-2003, 02:24 PM

That is freaky as all get out.

Sen · 07-21-2003, 02:30 PM

That is one of the most bizzare things I have ever heard.

tisonlyi · 07-21-2003, 02:39 PM

As an addition to the bizarrometer, she didn't speak english as her first language... Though she'd had a succession of english boyfriends, so maybe that explains the choice of language.

Still, I've never heard any tales near this for weirdosity.

She gave me a damne good workover though... Some of the best sex I've ever had.

A fine and willing slut. <- no offence ladies, it's an old quote.

Halx · 07-21-2003, 02:43 PM

I had a girlfriend who would actually orgasm when I purred in her ear. Purrrrr (ya know.. with the rolling of the tongue) If I wasn't feeling too enthusiastic that night, I'd jsut give her 'oral'

RoseRed · 07-21-2003, 02:54 PM

I think maybe she was sexualy assulted before, and she don't realized these flashbacks she is having.. I have studdied such things in college..

tisonlyi · 07-21-2003, 02:57 PM

Such things have also passed through my mind. I've studied psychology and the physiology of the brain quite a bit (though not formally I must add).

She was into some quite extreme activities, but, she didn't exhibit a lot of other behaviour traits of the abused, so...

Who knows?

Psychology is a very imprecise 'science'.

motdakasha · 07-21-2003, 03:10 PM

Weirdest thing I've seen: a ("plump") woman who volunteered to be the "demonstration" in a seminar on vaginal fisting. Initially she had problems getting turned on and relaxed what with the audience and everything. So one of the two lecturers (who are married and both Sexologists) starts talking dirty in her ear, while the other one inserts her fist. When she pulled her fist out, you could see a huge puddle of ejaculate being released.

Certainly not as weird as tisonlyi's experience, but I think the environment and the act is what makes mine feel weird.

Daddymem · 07-21-2003, 03:36 PM

she has orgasmed so hard she has cried...that's as strange as I got...guess I'm boring

GoldenOuroboros · 07-21-2003, 03:40 PM

Yeah Daddy, my GF had one of them too

Another time was the first time I went down on a girl.. on my current GF.. I think her whole body flushed and she basically curled up in a tight quivering ball... hehe..

First time she'd ever had someone go down on her too.. so that coulda been it

MacGnG · 07-21-2003, 04:25 PM

all too interesting and strange at the same time.

zfleebin · 07-21-2003, 04:32 PM

Tisonliy: psychology is a lot more trustworthy than you might believe. I would place a bet that that phrase had a clear behavioral foundation and that if you taped her saying it and played it back to her at a random time you might see some fun stuff though that would be clearly unethical.

tisonlyi · 07-21-2003, 04:40 PM

A follwer of Freud?

I'll leave you in your glass house. I shall not start throwing stones.

Me - more of a leaning towards the cognitive school and methods.

zfleebin · 07-21-2003, 05:34 PM

Actually I focus on behavioral and cognitive behavioral but I give respect to the man who made psychology worthwhile.

DEI37 · 07-21-2003, 05:42 PM

If my wife cums really hard, she kinda stops breathing. Face turns all red, and stuff. It's kinda cool when it happens, though!

tisonlyi · 07-21-2003, 05:47 PM

No offence intended, of course.

07-21-2003, 05:54 PM

I've got stories, but nothing to top that.. That's beyond bizzare in my book.

tisonlyi · 07-21-2003, 06:02 PM

I didn't ask if you could beat that tale, I'm asking for YOUR most bizarre.

I collect freakism. It's a hobby.

Who knows, maybe i will think it beats mine...

QuasiMojo · 07-21-2003, 06:04 PM

Ok...
I was seeing a woman who was massage therapist and therefor
was very in tune with her muscles. all of them.
When I would feast upon her pussy she would raise her head up and look at me with this...look. her face would get all twisted up in some kind of contorted mask of what appeared to be pain! Her mouth would get all snarled and would make these gutteral sounds. She would EXHALE all of her breath for extended periods
and begin (I really believe this!!!!)breathing through her pussy.
I say this because her cunt(sorry for the word)would issue these
long,sustained releases of air. Yes, the ubiquitous Pussy farts.
I usually find this bodily exhalation cute and rather endearing but
Holy hell...this sounded like her pussy was moistly snoring and it would GO ON AND ON.
so the combination of this and her twisted face(I would keep asking if she was all right) makes these occurances the strangest orgasms I've ever had the honor of bestowing upon someone.

motdakasha · 07-21-2003, 06:09 PM

wow, that's kinda creepy. snorting pussy!

lumpenprole · 07-21-2003, 06:24 PM

Well, there've been some odd ones to be sure, and not all on their side. (Mind you that first one tops me!) I guess the thing that freaked me out the most was when I was in college and I spent the night with this girl I really liked and we screwed all night. I clearly remember it being that blue light that happens when the sun comes up. She was on top and really getting off, her hips twisting back and forth. She threw her head back, than looked me right in the eye with an incredibly overcome look and said....

"Oh, Mommy"

And it was only due to being very young and hormone filled that I kept an erection.
I've since had guys tell me that they think they would find that hot. But that's so many layers of fucked up, I couldn't get my head around it...

tisonlyi · 07-21-2003, 06:34 PM

"Oh, Mommy"

Oh dear.

papermachesatan · 07-21-2003, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lumpenprole
Well, there've been some odd ones to be sure, and not all on their side. (Mind you that first one tops me!) I guess the thing that freaked me out the most was when I was in college and I spent the night with this girl I really liked and we screwed all night. I clearly remember it being that blue light that happens when the sun comes up. She was on top and really getting off, her hips twisting back and forth. She threw her head back, than looked me right in the eye with an incredibly overcome look and said....

"Oh, Mommy"

And it was only due to being very young and hormone filled that I kept an erection.
I've since had guys tell me that they think they would find that hot. But that's so many layers of fucked up, I couldn't get my head around it...

Did she mention anything about it afterwards?

nulltype · 07-21-2003, 09:46 PM

This is like the best thread so far.

Tuffy_McGee · 07-21-2003, 10:06 PM

I've heard some crazy shit, but that REALLY is right up there with the best!

JStrider · 07-21-2003, 10:54 PM

well this isnt a bizarre orgasm... just a bizarre reaction to one...

ok well my highschool girlfriend was giving me a bj... it was her first time doing it... and she wasnt very sure of herself... and when i finally came (i had to help her a lil...) she went flying off backwards off the bed onto the floor and said something along the lines of "did you just pee in my mouth!!!!"... apparently she wasnt expecting it to squirt out.... it was pretty funny....

dtheriault · 07-21-2003, 11:09 PM

i was with this girl and she was giving me head. for some strange reason it was taking a while and i decided to tell a joke. just as i told the punch line i came.

she laughed with her mouth closed around me and my sperm flew out of her nose.

when she stopped trying to blow her nose we laughed for days.

Shadowman · 07-21-2003, 11:15 PM

Haha thats crazy stuff!

Donkeypuncher · 07-22-2003, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dtheriault
she laughed with her mouth closed around me and my sperm flew out of her nose.

I think that makes "blow" a full-on triple-entendre, now. Neat trick.

funny as hell

Daddymem · 07-22-2003, 02:17 AM

dtheriault:
That's fucking hilarious!

tisonlyi · 07-22-2003, 06:12 AM

Some of these are classy.

Well not _classy_, but, err...

You know what I mean.

thedrake · 07-22-2003, 08:46 AM

wish i could have seen it

ThePenguin · 07-22-2003, 08:49 AM

yeah, these stories are def suttin else...i aint got nuttin like this

erion · 07-22-2003, 11:37 AM

Boring compared to those others, but when my wife is having a really intense orgasm her legs clamp shut like ViseGrips (C). One more than one occasion part of me has been caught between them. My poor hand feels like a wookie just gave me a hearty hello when she's done, and I have never been able to get it out until she's finished cumming once she's closed up.

papermachesatan · 07-22-2003, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dtheriault
[B]i was with this girl and she was giving me head. for some strange reason it was taking a while and i decided to tell a joke. just as i told the punch line i came.

she laughed with her mouth closed around me and my sperm flew out of her nose.

sailor · 07-22-2003, 01:31 PM

Oh man, thats great. Doing her best catfish impression, eh?

Tirian · 07-22-2003, 01:54 PM

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Mill · 07-22-2003, 02:02 PM

In highschool my girlfriend would get really turned on by having sex in public places.

We were at a party and started fooling around in one of the bedrooms. Whenever we started really getting it on someone would walk in. We decided to go to the only room in the house that had a lock, the bathroom.

Locked in the bathroom we start doing it with her spread on the counter. After a few throws I realize that the vanity won't hold up to too much pounding, so I sit her on the toilet and just finger her.

Whenever someone would come banging on the door to use the can, she would get close to climax. After a while a big line of people were starting to wait at the door. I decide I better get down, getting the right angle to get her off quick.

There I am kneeling in front of her spread on the toilet. I have two fingers in, and pushing up, going slowly faster around in circles, the way she likes it. The whole party has now come to pound on the door and shout for us to get out. She starts screaming and starts gushing like there's no tomorrow. It's all over me and the bathroom rug. Everyone outside is silenced, then starts laughing, realizing what was going on inside.

I had never experience a female ejaculation before, and it was all over the front of me. We just grabbed a towel and got out of there.

What turned her on was everybody trying to breakdown the door and catch us.

That's not as bizzare as the other posts but it's the strangest orgasim i've seen. This isn't even close if were to start talking about strange people we've sleeped with.

Donkeypuncher · 07-22-2003, 02:39 PM

A number of years ago, I had a gf who was a fairly conservative girl from rural Maine - relocated to L.A. for college. I had been going to see G'NR in clubs for ages and they'd just made it big when she and I started going out and she was really getting into the couple CDs I had, so I took her to one of their first big shows around here. She'd been telling me for weeks how much she LOVED the guitar sound Slash was getting, but she really didn't know what they looked like and when she saw him walk on stage... well, it was obvious the visual was workin' for her, too. About a third of the way through the show, she's dancing to a solo he's playing and...wham! Spontaneous orgasm - she had to grab my shoulder to stay on her feet.

It was the first time I'd seen such a thing and it was damn cool.

07-21-2003, 02:14 PM	#1 (permalink)
tisonlyi Nothing	Most Bizarre Orgasm You've Witnessed Or, most bizarre reaction you've made yourself. For me? Well... After a night on the tiles with a horny friend who was desperately looking for someone, ANYONE, to take home with him and break a very lengthy dry run, we eventually stumbled upon a lady who was more than willing to be his victim, err, I mean, partner for the evening. One snag. She had a buddy, and wasn't going to leave her on her own. With absolute self sacrifice and dedication to the cause I threw myself, without fear or 2nd thought, onto this blond haired/green eyed/athletically breasted bombshell of a grenade. It's a tough job, but someone has to be wonderful. OK, long story short, we gots to talking a lot, drank some and decided to engage in a little of the activity that our friends had disappeared to enjoy a couple of hours previously. All went well, I mean I was a little perturbed by her extensive Leonard Cohen collection (SERIAL KILLER, SERIAL KILLER), but we fooled around and teased each other at the edge for a very lengthy time before, eventually, I pushed her over the edge. She threw me off her, rolled over to the other side of her king size bed, curled up into a ball and whimpered: "You've got no right, you've got no right" her whole body was shaking as she was doing this... (SERIAL KILLER, SERIAL KILLER) I panicked. Honestly. I thought I'd really hurt her, done some thing wrong, anything. From the words she was saying, I was starting to fear some sort of prosecution come the morning... But no... After about 30 seconds of this curled up, rocking, shaking and whimpering behaviour she suddenly throws herself up to her full height the attacks me. Pinning my shoulders down and plunging herself onto my cock to grind out another orgasm in quick time, at which time she rolled right off the bed, curled up and hid her head under the bed. whimpering the same phrase as before. (SERIAL KILLER, SERIAL KILLER) Well, this went on for hours, we did everything, everywhere, with every one of her orgasms being accompanied by one of these bizarre episodes, towards the end she was even crying, and I eventually left her apartment at about 10am in the morning, with her wondering why i didn't want to stay and sleep the day through with her? (VISIONS OF KNIVES IN THE CHEST) I wonder. Hmm... __________________ "I do not agree that the dog in a manger has the final right to the manger even though he may have lain there for a very long time. I do not admit that right. I do not admit for instance, that a great wrong has been done to the Red Indians of America or the black people of Australia. I do not admit that a wrong has been done to these people by the fact that a stronger race, a higher-grade race, a more worldly wise race to put it that way, has come in and taken their place." - Winston Churchill, 1937 --{ORLY?}--

07-21-2003, 02:20 PM	#2 (permalink)
Donkeypuncher Psycho Location: Pasadena, CA	DUDE! BAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That is fucking awesome! ummm... what's her number? __________________ "take me down, little Susie, take me down I know you think you're the Queen of The Underground" Last edited by Donkeypuncher; 07-21-2003 at 02:22 PM..

07-21-2003, 02:24 PM	#3 (permalink)
Derwood Who You Crappin? Location: Everywhere and Nowhere	That is freaky as all get out. __________________ "You can't shoot a country until it becomes a democracy." - Willravel

07-21-2003, 02:30 PM	#4 (permalink)
Sen Insane Location: Midwest	That is one of the most bizzare things I have ever heard. __________________ "I want to announce my presence with authority!" "You want to what?" "I want to announce my presence with authority!!"

07-21-2003, 02:39 PM	#5 (permalink)
tisonlyi Nothing	As an addition to the bizarrometer, she didn't speak english as her first language... Though she'd had a succession of english boyfriends, so maybe that explains the choice of language. Still, I've never heard any tales near this for weirdosity. She gave me a damne good workover though... Some of the best sex I've ever had. A fine and willing slut. <- no offence ladies, it's an old quote. __________________ "I do not agree that the dog in a manger has the final right to the manger even though he may have lain there for a very long time. I do not admit that right. I do not admit for instance, that a great wrong has been done to the Red Indians of America or the black people of Australia. I do not admit that a wrong has been done to these people by the fact that a stronger race, a higher-grade race, a more worldly wise race to put it that way, has come in and taken their place." - Winston Churchill, 1937 --{ORLY?}--

07-21-2003, 02:43 PM	#6 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	I had a girlfriend who would actually orgasm when I purred in her ear. Purrrrr (ya know.. with the rolling of the tongue) If I wasn't feeling too enthusiastic that night, I'd jsut give her 'oral' __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

07-21-2003, 02:54 PM	#7 (permalink)
RoseRed Upright Location: MI	I think maybe she was sexualy assulted before, and she don't realized these flashbacks she is having.. I have studdied such things in college..

07-21-2003, 02:57 PM	#8 (permalink)
tisonlyi Nothing	Such things have also passed through my mind. I've studied psychology and the physiology of the brain quite a bit (though not formally I must add). She was into some quite extreme activities, but, she didn't exhibit a lot of other behaviour traits of the abused, so... Who knows? Psychology is a very imprecise 'science'. __________________ "I do not agree that the dog in a manger has the final right to the manger even though he may have lain there for a very long time. I do not admit that right. I do not admit for instance, that a great wrong has been done to the Red Indians of America or the black people of Australia. I do not admit that a wrong has been done to these people by the fact that a stronger race, a higher-grade race, a more worldly wise race to put it that way, has come in and taken their place." - Winston Churchill, 1937 --{ORLY?}--

07-21-2003, 03:10 PM	#9 (permalink)
motdakasha Hiya Puddin'! Miss me? Location: Silicon Valley, CA	Weirdest thing I've seen: a ("plump") woman who volunteered to be the "demonstration" in a seminar on vaginal fisting. Initially she had problems getting turned on and relaxed what with the audience and everything. So one of the two lecturers (who are married and both Sexologists) starts talking dirty in her ear, while the other one inserts her fist. When she pulled her fist out, you could see a huge puddle of ejaculate being released. Certainly not as weird as tisonlyi's experience, but I think the environment and the act is what makes mine feel weird. __________________ =^-^= motdakasha =^-^= Just Google It. BA Psychology & Photography (I'm not going psychoanalyze you nor will I let you cry on my shoulder. Have a nice day.)

07-21-2003, 03:36 PM	#10 (permalink)
Daddymem Insane	she has orgasmed so hard she has cried...that's as strange as I got...guess I'm boring Last edited by Daddymem; 09-01-2006 at 04:02 PM..

07-21-2003, 03:40 PM	#11 (permalink)
GoldenOuroboros The Cheshire Grin... Location: An Aussie Outback	Yeah Daddy, my GF had one of them too Another time was the first time I went down on a girl.. on my current GF.. I think her whole body flushed and she basically curled up in a tight quivering ball... hehe.. First time she'd ever had someone go down on her too.. so that coulda been it __________________ Can you see me grin grin grrriiiiinnnning?!

07-21-2003, 04:25 PM	#12 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	all too interesting and strange at the same time.

07-21-2003, 04:32 PM	#13 (permalink)
zfleebin Addict	Tisonliy: psychology is a lot more trustworthy than you might believe. I would place a bet that that phrase had a clear behavioral foundation and that if you taped her saying it and played it back to her at a random time you might see some fun stuff though that would be clearly unethical.

07-21-2003, 04:40 PM	#14 (permalink)
tisonlyi Nothing	A follwer of Freud? I'll leave you in your glass house. I shall not start throwing stones. Me - more of a leaning towards the cognitive school and methods. __________________ "I do not agree that the dog in a manger has the final right to the manger even though he may have lain there for a very long time. I do not admit that right. I do not admit for instance, that a great wrong has been done to the Red Indians of America or the black people of Australia. I do not admit that a wrong has been done to these people by the fact that a stronger race, a higher-grade race, a more worldly wise race to put it that way, has come in and taken their place." - Winston Churchill, 1937 --{ORLY?}--

07-21-2003, 05:34 PM	#15 (permalink)
zfleebin Addict	Actually I focus on behavioral and cognitive behavioral but I give respect to the man who made psychology worthwhile.

07-21-2003, 09:46 PM	#25 (permalink)
nulltype Crazy	This is like the best thread so far. __________________ Gib mir mein Destillat / Gib mir mein Alltagstot / Gib mir mein Gnadenbrot / zur Ewigkeit

07-21-2003, 05:42 PM	#16 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	If my wife cums really hard, she kinda stops breathing. Face turns all red, and stuff. It's kinda cool when it happens, though! __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

07-21-2003, 05:47 PM	#17 (permalink)
tisonlyi Nothing	No offence intended, of course. __________________ "I do not agree that the dog in a manger has the final right to the manger even though he may have lain there for a very long time. I do not admit that right. I do not admit for instance, that a great wrong has been done to the Red Indians of America or the black people of Australia. I do not admit that a wrong has been done to these people by the fact that a stronger race, a higher-grade race, a more worldly wise race to put it that way, has come in and taken their place." - Winston Churchill, 1937 --{ORLY?}--

07-21-2003, 05:54 PM	#18 (permalink)
smithja0423 Guest	I've got stories, but nothing to top that.. That's beyond bizzare in my book.

07-21-2003, 06:02 PM	#19 (permalink)
tisonlyi Nothing	I didn't ask if you could beat that tale, I'm asking for YOUR most bizarre. I collect freakism. It's a hobby. Who knows, maybe i will think it beats mine... __________________ "I do not agree that the dog in a manger has the final right to the manger even though he may have lain there for a very long time. I do not admit that right. I do not admit for instance, that a great wrong has been done to the Red Indians of America or the black people of Australia. I do not admit that a wrong has been done to these people by the fact that a stronger race, a higher-grade race, a more worldly wise race to put it that way, has come in and taken their place." - Winston Churchill, 1937 --{ORLY?}--

07-21-2003, 06:04 PM	#20 (permalink)
QuasiMojo King Knave Location: Lancaster	Ok... I was seeing a woman who was massage therapist and therefor was very in tune with her muscles. all of them. When I would feast upon her pussy she would raise her head up and look at me with this...look. her face would get all twisted up in some kind of contorted mask of what appeared to be pain! Her mouth would get all snarled and would make these gutteral sounds. She would EXHALE all of her breath for extended periods and begin (I really believe this!!!!)breathing through her pussy. I say this because her cunt(sorry for the word)would issue these long,sustained releases of air. Yes, the ubiquitous Pussy farts. I usually find this bodily exhalation cute and rather endearing but Holy hell...this sounded like her pussy was moistly snoring and it would GO ON AND ON. so the combination of this and her twisted face(I would keep asking if she was all right) makes these occurances the strangest orgasms I've ever had the honor of bestowing upon someone. __________________ AzAbOv ZoBeLoE

07-21-2003, 06:09 PM	#21 (permalink)
motdakasha Hiya Puddin'! Miss me? Location: Silicon Valley, CA	wow, that's kinda creepy. snorting pussy! __________________ =^-^= motdakasha =^-^= Just Google It. BA Psychology & Photography (I'm not going psychoanalyze you nor will I let you cry on my shoulder. Have a nice day.)

07-21-2003, 06:24 PM	#22 (permalink)
lumpenprole Upright	Well, there've been some odd ones to be sure, and not all on their side. (Mind you that first one tops me!) I guess the thing that freaked me out the most was when I was in college and I spent the night with this girl I really liked and we screwed all night. I clearly remember it being that blue light that happens when the sun comes up. She was on top and really getting off, her hips twisting back and forth. She threw her head back, than looked me right in the eye with an incredibly overcome look and said.... "Oh, Mommy" And it was only due to being very young and hormone filled that I kept an erection. I've since had guys tell me that they think they would find that hot. But that's so many layers of fucked up, I couldn't get my head around it...

07-21-2003, 06:34 PM	#23 (permalink)
tisonlyi Nothing	"Oh, Mommy" Oh dear. __________________ "I do not agree that the dog in a manger has the final right to the manger even though he may have lain there for a very long time. I do not admit that right. I do not admit for instance, that a great wrong has been done to the Red Indians of America or the black people of Australia. I do not admit that a wrong has been done to these people by the fact that a stronger race, a higher-grade race, a more worldly wise race to put it that way, has come in and taken their place." - Winston Churchill, 1937 --{ORLY?}--

07-21-2003, 10:06 PM	#26 (permalink)
Tuffy_McGee Crazy	I've heard some crazy shit, but that REALLY is right up there with the best!

07-21-2003, 10:54 PM	#27 (permalink)
JStrider Poo-tee-weet? Location: The Woodlands, TX	well this isnt a bizarre orgasm... just a bizarre reaction to one... ok well my highschool girlfriend was giving me a bj... it was her first time doing it... and she wasnt very sure of herself... and when i finally came (i had to help her a lil...) she went flying off backwards off the bed onto the floor and said something along the lines of "did you just pee in my mouth!!!!"... apparently she wasnt expecting it to squirt out.... it was pretty funny.... __________________ -=JStrider=- ~Clatto Verata Nicto

07-21-2003, 11:09 PM	#28 (permalink)
dtheriault Psycho Location: maybe utah	i was with this girl and she was giving me head. for some strange reason it was taking a while and i decided to tell a joke. just as i told the punch line i came. she laughed with her mouth closed around me and my sperm flew out of her nose. when she stopped trying to blow her nose we laughed for days. __________________ "Remember, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen." -Homer Unless you are the freakin Highlander, what is the point in learning how to fight with a sword?

07-21-2003, 11:15 PM	#29 (permalink)
Shadowman Crazy Location: Perth	Haha thats crazy stuff! __________________ Shadowman

07-22-2003, 02:17 AM	#31 (permalink)
Daddymem Insane	dtheriault: That's fucking hilarious!

07-22-2003, 06:12 AM	#32 (permalink)
tisonlyi Nothing	Some of these are classy. Well not _classy_, but, err... You know what I mean. __________________ "I do not agree that the dog in a manger has the final right to the manger even though he may have lain there for a very long time. I do not admit that right. I do not admit for instance, that a great wrong has been done to the Red Indians of America or the black people of Australia. I do not admit that a wrong has been done to these people by the fact that a stronger race, a higher-grade race, a more worldly wise race to put it that way, has come in and taken their place." - Winston Churchill, 1937 --{ORLY?}--

07-22-2003, 08:46 AM	#33 (permalink)
thedrake Banned Location: Iowa	wish i could have seen it

07-22-2003, 08:49 AM	#34 (permalink)
ThePenguin Upright	yeah, these stories are def suttin else...i aint got nuttin like this

07-22-2003, 11:37 AM	#35 (permalink)
erion Psycho	Boring compared to those others, but when my wife is having a really intense orgasm her legs clamp shut like ViseGrips (C). One more than one occasion part of me has been caught between them. My poor hand feels like a wookie just gave me a hearty hello when she's done, and I have never been able to get it out until she's finished cumming once she's closed up.

07-22-2003, 01:31 PM	#37 (permalink)
sailor beauty in the breakdown Location: Chapel Hill, NC	Oh man, thats great. Doing her best catfish impression, eh? __________________ "Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws." --Plato

07-22-2003, 01:54 PM	#38 (permalink)
Tirian Addict Location: Canada	--content removed by poster-- Last edited by Tirian; 06-05-2004 at 02:56 PM..

07-22-2003, 02:02 PM	#39 (permalink)
Mill Psycho Location: Center of the Universe	In highschool my girlfriend would get really turned on by having sex in public places. We were at a party and started fooling around in one of the bedrooms. Whenever we started really getting it on someone would walk in. We decided to go to the only room in the house that had a lock, the bathroom. Locked in the bathroom we start doing it with her spread on the counter. After a few throws I realize that the vanity won't hold up to too much pounding, so I sit her on the toilet and just finger her. Whenever someone would come banging on the door to use the can, she would get close to climax. After a while a big line of people were starting to wait at the door. I decide I better get down, getting the right angle to get her off quick. There I am kneeling in front of her spread on the toilet. I have two fingers in, and pushing up, going slowly faster around in circles, the way she likes it. The whole party has now come to pound on the door and shout for us to get out. She starts screaming and starts gushing like there's no tomorrow. It's all over me and the bathroom rug. Everyone outside is silenced, then starts laughing, realizing what was going on inside. I had never experience a female ejaculation before, and it was all over the front of me. We just grabbed a towel and got out of there. What turned her on was everybody trying to breakdown the door and catch us. That's not as bizzare as the other posts but it's the strangest orgasim i've seen. This isn't even close if were to start talking about strange people we've sleeped with.