masturbation at work
 

i am wondering what % of people masturbate at work, lol. i am guessing the number is low, but am waiting to see of the tfp proves me wrong :cool:

well, now i wait to see how people reply

ack, no way.

Not a chance.

I did it once. I was just super horny and had to get off. Went into the men's room into a stall, and jerked away furiously. Quite a difficult task when people keep coming in and out.

no way!!!!

Get back to work!:)

Someone else where I work does this a lot.
He also thinks that no one knows...

Just on the weekends, when no one is around.

In every workplace I've ever had.

Desk, tea room, toilets, everywhere.

I fact, while i've been in Finland, I've had sex in every workplace I've had.

(4)

hee hee.

I is a bad baboon.

I should be punished.

me - urgently awaiting punishment.

How do you manage doing that in a meeting?!

I've never masturbated at any of my workplaces, but I have had sex at some of my now-ex-boyfriends' workplaces.

it's a goal of mine to do it every place i work. although right now i'm working on the whole having sex at job thing.

In my workplace before last, my dearly beloved had just, and I mean _just_ - like 20 seconds, finished up when who should stroll into the previously deserted office but the boss.

It was like 10pm.

Providence provides once more.

Ditto.

OMFG... buncha Freaks in here!

I had a fhm mag and i said fuck it did it at work today in the restroom

wow, i'm suprised at some of these responses

I honestly can't say that work turns me on too much.

When you have your own office and can lock yourself in there (on an "important conference call") its just like being at home...

...fucking at work is so much better though...

...usually only after hours though - too risky during the day.

I've had sex in a place where i've worked, but flying solo? Eh...

a few times...but restrooms are such tricky places, with frequent visitors....

no way

yes. :-P

I must admit that I have polished the knob at work (and at school) on numerous occasions. It's helps clear my mind and allows me to refocus on the work at hand (no pun intended). It's all good...

well i am a 15yr old male and i work at a fast food place with some nice chicks and one day i got really horny and started jacking off in the staff room with a condom on (i like masturbating with a condom on cause i dont cum as fast as without one) then one girl that was probably the hottest walked in and started getting ammused watching me and finnally it made her horny enough to start jumping on my dick. And let me tell you i fucked her real hard and so she started to yell O really loud so the manager came in and caught us fucking and i ended up getting fired but i dont care cause me and this girl have fucked like 5 times now...what a day i had!

mistake.

never at work, but I work at a machine shop with all guys...there is really no incentive to get excited at work.

That kinda creepy and kinky and cool all at the same time. I'm not sure what to think about that. *goes to ponder*

Edited: I should not have told a story about someone else. Even if it was hilarious.

I worked at the same place for almost ten years and I've only done it twice. I'd been having a nice (and nasty) coversation with my wife. I ended up with a serious case of TSO (Toxic Sperm Overload) and needed to purge before I blew a gasket.

Yep, just about every job.

Except the one cleaning porta-potties.

yep.
also have had sex at work.:D

"Spanky"...hahahaha

Wanked at a few jobs, not the current one, though I have had, er, "relations" a few times at this one. Those of you who say it's too risky are just missing the point entirely; that's why you haven't done it at all. =)

Oh, and if you called Packard Bell tech support in the late evening, circa 92-94 and promptly got put on hold for an interminably long time, it's because the nighttime security chick liked to give head and somebody was too busy to take your call just then...

nope never.

didn't masturbate there, but I had sex in my office twice. :-)

never have

Yep Ive done it at work and at school when I was younger. Working at a Uni, all those lovely girls around, and me being just out of my teens, its hard sometimes (pun very much intended). I do it discretely...and I don't think anyone knows :-) I gotta agree, it takes the tension away and helps me concentrate more!

Many times... but at the time there were only two other people besides myself at the office and I would only do it when they were out of town...

Just once. Doubt I'd do it again - I felt pretty sick afterwards.

never had the chance

yes I have.

I work at home and whack it all the time

I've never wanked it at work, but I have gotten many a blowjob from the gals in the typing pool. Mostly in my office or the bathroom, but once in the janitor's closet.

wanking at work? I think this is a sign you need to seek help. Can't hold out 8hrs till you get home?

I do all the time but I work at home so it really doesn't count.

'That reminds me, I was coachin' in Omaha in 1948. Eddie Shore sends me this guy who was a terrible masturbator, couldn't control himself. He would take deliberate penalties just so he could get over in that penalty box all by himself and damned if he didn't...'

This thread remindes me of this quote from Slapshot.

god, that's a great movie...

"your wife sucks pussy!!"

Last summer I worked at home... ditto :thumbsup:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Never no way would i do that!

so...ive done it in the bathroom once....couldnt help it...does that make me a bad person :-)

When I was in my school years, I had a pretty horny friend in my class. We were watching some video or something in history, and he lets me know afterwards that he was jacking it the whole time.

I've tried to get rid of that image, but it isn't easy/

The thought of some of my coworkers behaving like some of the posters in this thread is both really really really disturbing, and, for a few instances.....stimulating.

i once knew a lowerclassmen who asked to go to the restroom everyday in the same period at hte same time. everyone knew by the end of the year.



ive never done it at work, btw. im sure if i got horny enough i might hvae to, but i try to keep as little porn on the computer as possible

Do I know you? :P

Yes, sex too, in many places and times during hours. This is in a regular office type place, few hundred people.

Done it once, just to be able to answer yes to questions like this.....

I do not work, therefore I cannot do that at work.

I jerk off at work all the time. Its no big deal to me..
Anyone else work at a resturant? :D :D :D j/k

Yep

no way. just hold it till you get home

No fucking way. The ladies bathroom at my work is grand central station; and I work with all these old southern women....ick...

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If you have a private restroom, and the time to do it, there is nothing wrong with a jerk at work. Look at it this way, you are getting paid for it. That sex at work thing though is something I'm going to have to set a goal of.

Edit: I guess I've had it at work, but it was with my wife so I want to change that to getting some strange at work.

Yanking it at work would make me feel kinda pathetic..........

But having sex at work, now we're talkin' Greek God stature!!!

funkmasterflex thats awesome

I've wanked at work once before...was one of those days I had a chubby that would just NOT go away...the only thing I could think to do was wank it. Got rid of the tent...for about an hour.


MB

I would never do that at work... Only whores get paid to have sex...

No, I can honestly say I haven't.

not yet, but if we would actual hire hot women here i probably would have to start

I would assume it would depend on the job. It would pretty hard to go at it like a cave man if you were a pilot, and kinda sickening if you were a city mantinence guy. Office jobs or jobs that have storage rooms, or bathrroms within their complexes seems like there would be people who have to get their fix in at all times of the day and have a place to do it for that matter. Still kinda a sick thought.... (thinking of someone who does their "business" working at a fastfood place)

/bow

Absolutely, every chance I get. There is no better way to reduce stress and get re-focused. Life is too short to not jack off at work!

Not proud of it, but yes...

Nope

Nope

lol, wow, alot more reactions then i thought this would get

I have not

NO. I would worry about losing my job if I got caught

I do it a lot when I'm edgy or horny. It's better and cheaper than waiting for happy hour.

yuuuuh.
 

i do. i work at an indoor pool, and there is nothing better to do! It sucks when people walk in the bathroom though.

yeppers, we had single bathrooms, so on my break jsut went in, locked the door. helped me concentrate on my work instead of my cock for the rest of the night haha

honestly i don't think i would ever think of masturbating at work. it would be much better to call my girlfriend up and have a little in-office action that doesn't involve me getting it on with my hand.

I'm doing it now

thats funny mikecc =0)

no way, and never would even think about it at the current job.

edit

Used to, but not anymore.

Although NOW, the stalls in the men's room have full sized doors...

Hmmm...

May have to rub one for the hell of it tomorrow.

I'm self employed and work from home most of the time. Hell yes, I wank in my home office all the time. That is a *major* advantage of being your own boss.

However, I've never done it at a client site. Too risky.

My husband has crawled under my desk at home a few times to get me off while I'm working. It's purely for fun/fantasy.

BTW: He's a VP of my corporation, so I can sexually harass him to my heart's content.

A friend of mine has and has told me when she has done it.
I find it kind of a turn on to know what she's doing or has just done.

Hell no! But, the ammount of porn I surf at work it might be a good idea...never thought about it before this thread :)

well i work at a pizza shop.. so jerking off at work would be rather... bad... i think.. haha..

heck yea, fairly frequently. Had sex in the office as well, blowjobs etc. Once took a girl to the janitor closet and did it with her standing with one foot propped on a shelf and one foot in the mop bucket, me with my ass hanging low in one of those deep janitor sinks. Kinda cramped but kinky and fun.

Have done it in lots of public bathrooms, but not at my current job. Been there 5 years too. When I was a starving college student I was a part-time night security guard at a big company that was pretty much empty ant night, and I rubbed one out at work pretty much every night. Got to have something to do to fill those long boring shifts. Airports too, during long layovers with nothing to do...well I think you can tell what my favorite way to relieve boredom is!

Jerking off during a meeting and blowing a nut on your bosses pants? Holy shit dude, you would be so fired if I was your boss. I can't imagine that you can pull that off (no pun intended) without someone noticing.

Or maybe you're this guy...

That disgusting but yet hilarious!!

it can be, lol, like if you work at McD's or something, lol

yep i've wanked and had sex at both my jobs so far.

you could use the pizza dough

i am currently not having the regular job, but in the days of working, i must admit to yanking away in the man room.

this is necessary for my constitution which requires regular ejaculation or else i get crazy looks in my eyes!~

I'm a waiter at a busy restaurant.

I went out on a date during the day with this girl and we were talking about sex and she was making me horny as hell.

Then I had to go to work.

Needless to say I was screwing up every order until I took a 5 minute break in the mens room.

I made sure to wash my hands afterwards.

I have a friend who used to joke about his experiences wanking at work and I thought it was funny. But now we work at the same company it has taken all the fun out of taking a crap, or even rubbing a load myself. I'm just not in to being around some other dudes fluid. I guess I was being naieve (sp??) to think that nobody else was doing it, and now I'm forced to face reality. Unless seeing some really hot chick at lunch prevents me from being able to concentrate I'll save my pleasure breaks for when I get home.

Definatly, Its a super rush knowing that you can get caught!