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07-20-2003, 06:55 AM
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In every workplace I've ever had.
Desk, tea room, toilets, everywhere. I fact, while i've been in Finland, I've had sex in every workplace I've had. (4) hee hee. I is a bad baboon. I should be punished. me - urgently awaiting punishment.
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07-20-2003, 02:21 PM
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Hiya Puddin'! Miss me?
Location: Silicon Valley, CA
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I've never masturbated at any of my workplaces, but I have had sex at some of my now-ex-boyfriends' workplaces.
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07-20-2003, 02:58 PM
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In my workplace before last, my dearly beloved had just, and I mean _just_ - like 20 seconds, finished up when who should stroll into the previously deserted office but the boss.
It was like 10pm. Providence provides once more.
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"I do not agree that the dog in a manger has the final right to the manger even though he may have lain there for a very long time. I do not admit that right. I do not admit for instance, that a great wrong has been done to the Red Indians of America or the black people of Australia. I do not admit that a wrong has been done to these people by the fact that a stronger race, a higher-grade race, a more worldly wise race to put it that way, has come in and taken their place." - Winston Churchill, 1937 --{ORLY?}-- |
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07-20-2003, 07:32 PM
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Whaddya mean my hair is "GREEN"???
Location: Melbourne
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When you have your own office and can lock yourself in there (on an "important conference call") its just like being at home...
...fucking at work is so much better though... ...usually only after hours though - too risky during the day.
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07-20-2003, 11:31 PM
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well i am a 15yr old male and i work at a fast food place with some nice chicks and one day i got really horny and started jacking off in the staff room with a condom on (i like masturbating with a condom on cause i dont cum as fast as without one) then one girl that was probably the hottest walked in and started getting ammused watching me and finnally it made her horny enough to start jumping on my dick. And let me tell you i fucked her real hard and so she started to yell O really loud so the manager came in and caught us fucking and i ended up getting fired but i dont care cause me and this girl have fucked like 5 times now...what a day i had!
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07-21-2003, 12:37 AM
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Hiya Puddin'! Miss me?
Location: Silicon Valley, CA
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07-21-2003, 06:31 PM
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Eccentric insomniac
Location: North Carolina
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Edited: I should not have told a story about someone else. Even if it was hilarious.
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07-21-2003, 07:52 PM
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Location: Pasadena, CA
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"Spanky"...hahahaha
Wanked at a few jobs, not the current one, though I have had, er, "relations" a few times at this one. Those of you who say it's too risky are just missing the point entirely; that's why you haven't done it at all. =) Oh, and if you called Packard Bell tech support in the late evening, circa 92-94 and promptly got put on hold for an interminably long time, it's because the nighttime security chick liked to give head and somebody was too busy to take your call just then...
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07-21-2003, 11:20 PM
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Location: Perth
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Yep Ive done it at work and at school when I was younger. Working at a Uni, all those lovely girls around, and me being just out of my teens, its hard sometimes (pun very much intended). I do it discretely...and I don't think anyone knows :-) I gotta agree, it takes the tension away and helps me concentrate more!
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07-22-2003, 05:03 AM
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Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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Many times... but at the time there were only two other people besides myself at the office and I would only do it when they were out of town...
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