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balzaj1 · 07-22-2003, 02:56 PM

I work at home and whack it all the time

jester · 07-22-2003, 03:10 PM

I've never wanked it at work, but I have gotten many a blowjob from the gals in the typing pool. Mostly in my office or the bathroom, but once in the janitor's closet.

Technomage · 07-22-2003, 03:22 PM

wanking at work? I think this is a sign you need to seek help. Can't hold out 8hrs till you get home?

alleitup · 07-22-2003, 03:29 PM

I do all the time but I work at home so it really doesn't count.

Mill · 07-22-2003, 03:57 PM

'That reminds me, I was coachin' in Omaha in 1948. Eddie Shore sends me this guy who was a terrible masturbator, couldn't control himself. He would take deliberate penalties just so he could get over in that penalty box all by himself and damned if he didn't...'

This thread remindes me of this quote from Slapshot.

Donkeypuncher · 07-22-2003, 04:20 PM

god, that's a great movie...

"your wife sucks pussy!!"

Stiltzkin · 07-22-2003, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by balzaj1
I work at home and whack it all the time

Quote:

Originally posted by alleitup
I do all the time but I work at home so it really doesn't count.

Last summer I worked at home... ditto

Donkeypuncher · 07-22-2003, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Forks
made me feel sick to my stomach. all those gay dudes spanking it together.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Amethyst · 07-22-2003, 07:10 PM

Never no way would i do that!

niner89 · 07-22-2003, 07:34 PM

so...ive done it in the bathroom once....couldnt help it...does that make me a bad person :-)

Trell · 07-22-2003, 08:16 PM

When I was in my school years, I had a pretty horny friend in my class. We were watching some video or something in history, and he lets me know afterwards that he was jacking it the whole time.

I've tried to get rid of that image, but it isn't easy/

dim5 · 07-22-2003, 08:35 PM

The thought of some of my coworkers behaving like some of the posters in this thread is both really really really disturbing, and, for a few instances.....stimulating.

shagnscoob · 07-22-2003, 08:35 PM

i once knew a lowerclassmen who asked to go to the restroom everyday in the same period at hte same time. everyone knew by the end of the year.

ive never done it at work, btw. im sure if i got horny enough i might hvae to, but i try to keep as little porn on the computer as possible

CoreZman · 07-22-2003, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mtsgsd
Someone else where I work does this a lot.
He also thinks that no one knows...

Do I know you? :P

Yes, sex too, in many places and times during hours. This is in a regular office type place, few hundred people.

druptight · 07-22-2003, 09:07 PM

Done it once, just to be able to answer yes to questions like this.....

Jdermit101 · 07-22-2003, 10:15 PM

I do not work, therefore I cannot do that at work.

Spooo · 07-22-2003, 10:32 PM

I jerk off at work all the time. Its no big deal to me..
Anyone else work at a resturant?

j/k

ktyers · 07-23-2003, 02:01 PM

pixelbend · 07-23-2003, 02:07 PM

no way. just hold it till you get home

Concertina · 07-23-2003, 05:41 PM

No fucking way. The ladies bathroom at my work is grand central station; and I work with all these old southern women....ick...

m

Psycho Dad · 07-23-2003, 05:58 PM

If you have a private restroom, and the time to do it, there is nothing wrong with a jerk at work. Look at it this way, you are getting paid for it. That sex at work thing though is something I'm going to have to set a goal of.

Edit: I guess I've had it at work, but it was with my wife so I want to change that to getting some strange at work.

bryan888 · 07-24-2003, 01:09 AM

Yanking it at work would make me feel kinda pathetic..........

But having sex at work, now we're talkin' Greek God stature!!!

Radiospank · 07-24-2003, 01:18 AM

funkmasterflex thats awesome

m0ntyblack · 07-24-2003, 04:33 AM

I've wanked at work once before...was one of those days I had a chubby that would just NOT go away...the only thing I could think to do was wank it. Got rid of the tent...for about an hour.

MB

hypox · 07-24-2003, 04:58 AM

I would never do that at work... Only whores get paid to have sex...

Fandl · 07-24-2003, 05:07 AM

No, I can honestly say I haven't.

sportsrule101 · 07-24-2003, 05:24 AM

not yet, but if we would actual hire hot women here i probably would have to start

BeBogus · 07-24-2003, 09:14 AM

I would assume it would depend on the job. It would pretty hard to go at it like a cave man if you were a pilot, and kinda sickening if you were a city mantinence guy. Office jobs or jobs that have storage rooms, or bathrroms within their complexes seems like there would be people who have to get their fix in at all times of the day and have a place to do it for that matter. Still kinda a sick thought.... (thinking of someone who does their "business" working at a fastfood place)

Buk · 07-24-2003, 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by funkmastaflex
well i am a 15yr old male and i work at a fast food place with some nice chicks and one day i got really horny and started jacking off in the staff room with a condom on (i like masturbating with a condom on cause i dont cum as fast as without one) then one girl that was probably the hottest walked in and started getting ammused watching me and finnally it made her horny enough to start jumping on my dick. And let me tell you i fucked her real hard and so she started to yell O really loud so the manager came in and caught us fucking and i ended up getting fired but i dont care cause me and this girl have fucked like 5 times now...what a day i had!

/bow

Taliesin · 07-24-2003, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BeBogus
Dear Penthouse,
I never thought I'd be writing to you, but...

geodaro · 07-25-2003, 05:46 AM

Absolutely, every chance I get. There is no better way to reduce stress and get re-focused. Life is too short to not jack off at work!

absorbentishe · 07-25-2003, 01:39 PM

Not proud of it, but yes...

sub zero · 07-25-2003, 05:52 PM

ssander9 · 07-26-2003, 03:41 PM

newmanator · 08-04-2003, 07:10 AM

lol, wow, alot more reactions then i thought this would get

noblejr · 08-04-2003, 08:27 AM

I have not

iceman2032 · 08-04-2003, 10:55 AM

NO. I would worry about losing my job if I got caught

Hrothgar · 08-04-2003, 11:19 AM

I do it a lot when I'm edgy or horny. It's better and cheaper than waiting for happy hour.

jojobob · 08-04-2003, 01:13 PM

i do. i work at an indoor pool, and there is nothing better to do! It sucks when people walk in the bathroom though.

ph|sh · 08-04-2003, 03:11 PM

yeppers, we had single bathrooms, so on my break jsut went in, locked the door. helped me concentrate on my work instead of my cock for the rest of the night haha

07-22-2003, 03:10 PM	#42 (permalink)
jester Tilted	I've never wanked it at work, but I have gotten many a blowjob from the gals in the typing pool. Mostly in my office or the bathroom, but once in the janitor's closet. __________________ Like my diamonds? The Devil himself gave them to me...

07-22-2003, 04:20 PM	#46 (permalink)
Donkeypuncher Psycho Location: Pasadena, CA	god, that's a great movie... "your wife sucks pussy!!" __________________ "take me down, little Susie, take me down I know you think you're the Queen of The Underground" Last edited by Donkeypuncher; 07-22-2003 at 04:29 PM..

07-23-2003, 02:01 PM	#58 (permalink)
ktyers Upright	Yep

07-23-2003, 02:07 PM	#59 (permalink)
pixelbend Too hot in the hot tub!	no way. just hold it till you get home __________________ But I don't want ANY Spam!

07-23-2003, 05:41 PM	#60 (permalink)
Concertina Upright Location: Between the 1st and 40th drink...	No fucking way. The ladies bathroom at my work is grand central station; and I work with all these old southern women....ick... m __________________ ~I got a fever above my waist~

07-22-2003, 02:56 PM	#41 (permalink)
balzaj1 Upright	I work at home and whack it all the time

07-22-2003, 03:22 PM	#43 (permalink)
Technomage Banned	wanking at work? I think this is a sign you need to seek help. Can't hold out 8hrs till you get home?

07-22-2003, 03:29 PM	#44 (permalink)
alleitup Upright	I do all the time but I work at home so it really doesn't count.

07-22-2003, 03:57 PM	#45 (permalink)
Mill Psycho Location: Center of the Universe	'That reminds me, I was coachin' in Omaha in 1948. Eddie Shore sends me this guy who was a terrible masturbator, couldn't control himself. He would take deliberate penalties just so he could get over in that penalty box all by himself and damned if he didn't...' This thread remindes me of this quote from Slapshot.

07-22-2003, 07:10 PM	#49 (permalink)
Amethyst Addict Location: Illinois	Never no way would i do that!

07-22-2003, 07:34 PM	#50 (permalink)
niner89 Upright	so...ive done it in the bathroom once....couldnt help it...does that make me a bad person :-)

07-22-2003, 08:16 PM	#51 (permalink)
Trell Upright	When I was in my school years, I had a pretty horny friend in my class. We were watching some video or something in history, and he lets me know afterwards that he was jacking it the whole time. I've tried to get rid of that image, but it isn't easy/

07-22-2003, 08:35 PM	#52 (permalink)
dim5 Crazy	The thought of some of my coworkers behaving like some of the posters in this thread is both really really really disturbing, and, for a few instances.....stimulating.

07-22-2003, 08:35 PM	#53 (permalink)
shagnscoob Upright	i once knew a lowerclassmen who asked to go to the restroom everyday in the same period at hte same time. everyone knew by the end of the year. ive never done it at work, btw. im sure if i got horny enough i might hvae to, but i try to keep as little porn on the computer as possible

07-22-2003, 09:07 PM	#55 (permalink)
druptight Banned Location: In Your Pants!!!!	Done it once, just to be able to answer yes to questions like this.....

07-22-2003, 10:15 PM	#56 (permalink)
Jdermit101 Tilted	I do not work, therefore I cannot do that at work.

07-22-2003, 10:32 PM	#57 (permalink)
Spooo Upright	I jerk off at work all the time. Its no big deal to me.. Anyone else work at a resturant? j/k

07-23-2003, 05:58 PM	#61 (permalink)
Psycho Dad Mulletproof Location: Some nucking fut house.	If you have a private restroom, and the time to do it, there is nothing wrong with a jerk at work. Look at it this way, you are getting paid for it. That sex at work thing though is something I'm going to have to set a goal of. Edit: I guess I've had it at work, but it was with my wife so I want to change that to getting some strange at work. __________________ Don't always trust the opinions of experts.

07-24-2003, 01:09 AM	#62 (permalink)
bryan888 Crazy Location: The Sunny South - ATL!	Yanking it at work would make me feel kinda pathetic.......... But having sex at work, now we're talkin' Greek God stature!!! __________________ It's only kinky the first time......

07-24-2003, 01:18 AM	#63 (permalink)
Radiospank Upright Location: LA	funkmasterflex thats awesome

07-24-2003, 04:33 AM	#64 (permalink)
m0ntyblack Crazy	I've wanked at work once before...was one of those days I had a chubby that would just NOT go away...the only thing I could think to do was wank it. Got rid of the tent...for about an hour. MB

07-24-2003, 04:58 AM	#65 (permalink)
hypox Upright Location: canada	I would never do that at work... Only whores get paid to have sex...

07-24-2003, 05:07 AM	#66 (permalink)
Fandl Upright	No, I can honestly say I haven't.

07-24-2003, 05:24 AM	#67 (permalink)
sportsrule101 Insane	not yet, but if we would actual hire hot women here i probably would have to start __________________ winning isn't everything but losing isn't anything

07-24-2003, 09:14 AM	#68 (permalink)
BeBogus Upright	I would assume it would depend on the job. It would pretty hard to go at it like a cave man if you were a pilot, and kinda sickening if you were a city mantinence guy. Office jobs or jobs that have storage rooms, or bathrroms within their complexes seems like there would be people who have to get their fix in at all times of the day and have a place to do it for that matter. Still kinda a sick thought.... (thinking of someone who does their "business" working at a fastfood place)

07-25-2003, 05:46 AM	#71 (permalink)
geodaro Psycho	Absolutely, every chance I get. There is no better way to reduce stress and get re-focused. Life is too short to not jack off at work!

07-25-2003, 01:39 PM	#72 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	Not proud of it, but yes...

07-25-2003, 05:52 PM	#73 (permalink)
sub zero Addict Location: The one state that doesn't have black outs: TEXAS BABY!!!	Nope __________________ Did you Google it yet? Join the TFP Typing team!!

07-26-2003, 03:41 PM	#74 (permalink)
ssander9 Amplitude Modulator Location: US	Nope __________________ I never said you had to.

08-04-2003, 07:10 AM	#75 (permalink)
newmanator Loser	lol, wow, alot more reactions then i thought this would get

08-04-2003, 08:27 AM	#76 (permalink)
noblejr Crazy Location: Atlanta	I have not

08-04-2003, 10:55 AM	#77 (permalink)
iceman2032 Crazy	NO. I would worry about losing my job if I got caught

08-04-2003, 11:19 AM	#78 (permalink)
Hrothgar He's My Girl Location: The Champagne Douche	I do it a lot when I'm edgy or horny. It's better and cheaper than waiting for happy hour. __________________ The fortunes of war favored Hrothgar.

08-04-2003, 01:13 PM	#79 (permalink)
jojobob Upright	yuuuuh. i do. i work at an indoor pool, and there is nothing better to do! It sucks when people walk in the bathroom though.

08-04-2003, 03:11 PM	#80 (permalink)
ph\|sh Upright	yeppers, we had single bathrooms, so on my break jsut went in, locked the door. helped me concentrate on my work instead of my cock for the rest of the night haha