Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community (https://thetfp.com/tfp/)
-   Tilted Sexuality (https://thetfp.com/tfp/tilted-sexuality/)
-   -   masturbation at work (https://thetfp.com/tfp/tilted-sexuality/17513-masturbation-work.html)

yournamehere 08-12-2003 12:43 PM

At one place, everyone went on vacation the same week except me - and I didn't have much of a workload that week, so I spent most of the days surfing porn sites (this was the mid-90s and I didn't have internet service at home yet). I locked the office doors and pulled all the shades, so privacy wasn't an issue.

Actually, it was a very memorable wanking - I took all day, never felt hurried, and by the time I finally got real serious about it, it was a very satisfying orgasm.

You know . . . back when I used to do that sort of thing . . .

soxsfans 08-12-2003 01:03 PM

Not work risking my Job over. Save it for home.

bparker805 08-12-2003 04:13 PM

Yes, I've done it... and if you are pondering doing i yourself, just think you're getting paid to pleasure yourself. Nothing like the boss paying me to bust my nut! besides, it helps relieve the stress of a hard work day...

theinfamous 08-12-2003 07:23 PM

i can never get in the mood....plus there are no hot chicks at my work. sucks.

lukeduke 08-13-2003 07:38 PM

I did at my last job. I also had sex with my girlfriend at my desk during my lunch hour there. I thought we couldn't be seen, but the smirks I got while walking down the hall later made me think otherwise.

oyvine 08-15-2003 04:49 AM

hmm,
thought this was more common. I do it one or two times a month I guess. The reason I do it is to relieve sexual tension. Sometimes my mind is simply focused on sex, and I have a hard time avoiding all the smut on the web or just my own dirty thoughts. The best thing to do then, is to have a wank and get back to work (of course at the private wc).

male 30 years

Empty_One 08-16-2003 07:02 PM

every job I have ever had. One time, I was temping at a place for what was supposed to be 2 weeks. After a few days though, they didn't need me anymore. Well, I thought about my streak, and at the end of the day, I tossed one off on my way out.

Pedialyte 08-16-2003 07:47 PM

never have... dont really think i could get away for even a minute at the shithole i work at, the slave drivers would be all over me.

Phatmonkyz 08-16-2003 11:23 PM

nope sorry

benchnickel 08-17-2003 07:28 AM

all the freakin' time
 
I used to all the time until they moved me to a different, less-secluded office. I would slip on a condom and whack away. The excitement of possibly getting caught by the very cute red-head paralegal sitting right outside my door made it even more fun.

sonikeko 08-17-2003 09:56 AM

I can't believe I can reply to this thread
 
I've definately done it, at school and at work. Definately fun, and it does relieve tension. Kinda exciting with the chance of getting cought too.

BigTruck1956 08-17-2003 04:07 PM

I do on occasion. Usually in the mens room or at the desk if im all alone!

HeAtHeN 08-17-2003 04:19 PM

I used to work a night shift... you get bored OK :D

Tex 08-17-2003 04:42 PM

Never at work, but I almost did it once at school. I was in a class with about 20 students, but I was isolated in the very back. For some reason, I got a hard on and put my hand in my pockets. ;) I tugged like twice, and realized I could do it if I wanted to. After about 5 minutes of contemplating, I decided not to.

Mr. Spacemonkey 08-17-2003 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tex
Never at work, but I almost did it once at school. I was in a class with about 20 students, but I was isolated in the very back. For some reason, I got a hard on and put my hand in my pockets. ;) I tugged like twice, and realized I could do it if I wanted to. After about 5 minutes of contemplating, I decided not to.
Probably best you decided not to.

I knew a guy who did that in class and got caught by his teacher. Talk about embarrasing.

ElwoodBlues 08-17-2003 07:36 PM

right now I'm unemployed (hooray for a life plan) but when I was 17 I worked at a McDonalds, one night this real hot girl was extremely flirty with me. So when I went into the playplace, to clean and close it, I went into the playplace bathroom, locked the door and rubbed one out. Washed my hands then went back cleaning the playplace. Never did it there again though

pantswcat 08-17-2003 08:16 PM

A few times.

I have a closed-door office (with a lock), so it's relatively safe.

Also worth noting, I never did it for a particular thrill or anything (it's not a thrill when it's this safe), it was more a case of "if I dont get this out, I'm not gonna get a thing done before I get home"... I did it to help the company!

:)

hahaha 09-21-2003 04:59 PM

I havent, Ive though about it but never got to the point where I absolutly had to.

Cardinal Syn 09-21-2003 05:01 PM

Never even thought about this subject. Other then if you shank it more then 3 times yer playing with yerself.

Never...

Apache 09-21-2003 05:43 PM

Well I'm just a housewife so my job is to clean, cook and all that good stuff and I masturbate quite frequently.:D However my husband and I chat on instant messenger during the day and I say things that I know will make him hard, he hasn't ever done it at work (to risky, people in and out of his office to much) but the things I say to him, and the way I get him worked up, I'm sure he would like to sometimes:D But then he's extra happy to see me when he gets home:D

Devilinmypants 09-21-2003 07:22 PM

nope never any time at the photolab to beat it. very little porn ever comes through anyway.

dawnylou 09-21-2003 10:39 PM

I never had. Although I do know some of the guys do....

sigma1042 09-22-2003 06:16 AM

i didn't do it for 4 years at my office, but have started to whack it every so often when i feel the need (1-2 times a month) recently, looked at too much porn
have have one bathroom for our office in the back of our warehouse for the 4-7 people at our office, but i only go for a tug when there are only 1 or 2 others here (during lunch, dead afternoons, etc)

ismark 09-22-2003 10:03 PM

I have, but I have a supiscion that women can smell spunk because I got some funny looks and I am sure I had my fly done up properly.

Um, Apache, I hope no ones monitoring your husbands internet usage


All times are GMT -8. The time now is 12:48 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
© 2002-2012 Tilted Forum Project


1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 227 228 229 230 231 232 233 234 235 236 237 238 239 240 241 242 243 244 245 246 247 248 249 250 251 252 253 254 255 256 257 258 259 260 261 262 263 264 265 266 267 268 269 270 271 272 273 274 275 276 277 278 279 280 281 282 283 284 285 286 287 288 289 290 291 292 293 294 295 296 297 298 299 300 301 302 303 304 305 306 307 308 309 310 311 312 313 314 315 316 317 318 319 320 321 322 323 324 325 326 327 328 329 330 331 332 333 334 335 336 337 338 339 340 341 342 343 344 345 346 347 348 349 350 351 352 353 354 355 356 357 358 359 360