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balzaj1 07-22-2003 02:56 PM

I work at home and whack it all the time

jester 07-22-2003 03:10 PM

I've never wanked it at work, but I have gotten many a blowjob from the gals in the typing pool. Mostly in my office or the bathroom, but once in the janitor's closet.

Technomage 07-22-2003 03:22 PM

wanking at work? I think this is a sign you need to seek help. Can't hold out 8hrs till you get home?

alleitup 07-22-2003 03:29 PM

I do all the time but I work at home so it really doesn't count.

Mill 07-22-2003 03:57 PM

'That reminds me, I was coachin' in Omaha in 1948. Eddie Shore sends me this guy who was a terrible masturbator, couldn't control himself. He would take deliberate penalties just so he could get over in that penalty box all by himself and damned if he didn't...'

This thread remindes me of this quote from Slapshot.

Donkeypuncher 07-22-2003 04:20 PM

god, that's a great movie...

"your wife sucks pussy!!"

Stiltzkin 07-22-2003 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by balzaj1
I work at home and whack it all the time
Quote:

Originally posted by alleitup
I do all the time but I work at home so it really doesn't count.
Last summer I worked at home... ditto :thumbsup:

Donkeypuncher 07-22-2003 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Forks
made me feel sick to my stomach. all those gay dudes spanking it together.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Amethyst 07-22-2003 07:10 PM

Never no way would i do that!

niner89 07-22-2003 07:34 PM

so...ive done it in the bathroom once....couldnt help it...does that make me a bad person :-)

Trell 07-22-2003 08:16 PM

When I was in my school years, I had a pretty horny friend in my class. We were watching some video or something in history, and he lets me know afterwards that he was jacking it the whole time.

I've tried to get rid of that image, but it isn't easy/

dim5 07-22-2003 08:35 PM

The thought of some of my coworkers behaving like some of the posters in this thread is both really really really disturbing, and, for a few instances.....stimulating.

shagnscoob 07-22-2003 08:35 PM

i once knew a lowerclassmen who asked to go to the restroom everyday in the same period at hte same time. everyone knew by the end of the year.



ive never done it at work, btw. im sure if i got horny enough i might hvae to, but i try to keep as little porn on the computer as possible

CoreZman 07-22-2003 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mtsgsd
Someone else where I work does this a lot.
He also thinks that no one knows...

Do I know you? :P

Yes, sex too, in many places and times during hours. This is in a regular office type place, few hundred people.

druptight 07-22-2003 09:07 PM

Done it once, just to be able to answer yes to questions like this.....

Jdermit101 07-22-2003 10:15 PM

I do not work, therefore I cannot do that at work.

Spooo 07-22-2003 10:32 PM

I jerk off at work all the time. Its no big deal to me..
Anyone else work at a resturant? :D :D :D j/k

ktyers 07-23-2003 02:01 PM

Yep

pixelbend 07-23-2003 02:07 PM

no way. just hold it till you get home

Concertina 07-23-2003 05:41 PM

No fucking way. The ladies bathroom at my work is grand central station; and I work with all these old southern women....ick...

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Psycho Dad 07-23-2003 05:58 PM

If you have a private restroom, and the time to do it, there is nothing wrong with a jerk at work. Look at it this way, you are getting paid for it. That sex at work thing though is something I'm going to have to set a goal of.

Edit: I guess I've had it at work, but it was with my wife so I want to change that to getting some strange at work.

bryan888 07-24-2003 01:09 AM

Yanking it at work would make me feel kinda pathetic..........

But having sex at work, now we're talkin' Greek God stature!!!

Radiospank 07-24-2003 01:18 AM

funkmasterflex thats awesome

m0ntyblack 07-24-2003 04:33 AM

I've wanked at work once before...was one of those days I had a chubby that would just NOT go away...the only thing I could think to do was wank it. Got rid of the tent...for about an hour.


MB

hypox 07-24-2003 04:58 AM

I would never do that at work... Only whores get paid to have sex...

Fandl 07-24-2003 05:07 AM

No, I can honestly say I haven't.

sportsrule101 07-24-2003 05:24 AM

not yet, but if we would actual hire hot women here i probably would have to start

BeBogus 07-24-2003 09:14 AM

I would assume it would depend on the job. It would pretty hard to go at it like a cave man if you were a pilot, and kinda sickening if you were a city mantinence guy. Office jobs or jobs that have storage rooms, or bathrroms within their complexes seems like there would be people who have to get their fix in at all times of the day and have a place to do it for that matter. Still kinda a sick thought.... (thinking of someone who does their "business" working at a fastfood place)

Buk 07-24-2003 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by funkmastaflex
well i am a 15yr old male and i work at a fast food place with some nice chicks and one day i got really horny and started jacking off in the staff room with a condom on (i like masturbating with a condom on cause i dont cum as fast as without one) then one girl that was probably the hottest walked in and started getting ammused watching me and finnally it made her horny enough to start jumping on my dick. And let me tell you i fucked her real hard and so she started to yell O really loud so the manager came in and caught us fucking and i ended up getting fired but i dont care cause me and this girl have fucked like 5 times now...what a day i had!
/bow

Taliesin 07-24-2003 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BeBogus
Dear Penthouse,
I never thought I'd be writing to you, but...


geodaro 07-25-2003 05:46 AM

Absolutely, every chance I get. There is no better way to reduce stress and get re-focused. Life is too short to not jack off at work!

absorbentishe 07-25-2003 01:39 PM

Not proud of it, but yes...

sub zero 07-25-2003 05:52 PM

Nope

ssander9 07-26-2003 03:41 PM

Nope

newmanator 08-04-2003 07:10 AM

lol, wow, alot more reactions then i thought this would get

noblejr 08-04-2003 08:27 AM

I have not

iceman2032 08-04-2003 10:55 AM

NO. I would worry about losing my job if I got caught

Hrothgar 08-04-2003 11:19 AM

I do it a lot when I'm edgy or horny. It's better and cheaper than waiting for happy hour.

jojobob 08-04-2003 01:13 PM

yuuuuh.
 
i do. i work at an indoor pool, and there is nothing better to do! It sucks when people walk in the bathroom though.

ph|sh 08-04-2003 03:11 PM

yeppers, we had single bathrooms, so on my break jsut went in, locked the door. helped me concentrate on my work instead of my cock for the rest of the night haha


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