honestly i don't think i would ever think of masturbating at work. it would be much better to call my girlfriend up and have a little in-office action that doesn't involve me getting it on with my hand.

I'm doing it now

thats funny mikecc =0)

no way, and never would even think about it at the current job.

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Used to, but not anymore.

Although NOW, the stalls in the men's room have full sized doors...

Hmmm...

May have to rub one for the hell of it tomorrow.

I'm self employed and work from home most of the time. Hell yes, I wank in my home office all the time. That is a *major* advantage of being your own boss.

However, I've never done it at a client site. Too risky.

My husband has crawled under my desk at home a few times to get me off while I'm working. It's purely for fun/fantasy.

BTW: He's a VP of my corporation, so I can sexually harass him to my heart's content.

A friend of mine has and has told me when she has done it.
I find it kind of a turn on to know what she's doing or has just done.

Hell no! But, the ammount of porn I surf at work it might be a good idea...never thought about it before this thread :)

well i work at a pizza shop.. so jerking off at work would be rather... bad... i think.. haha..

heck yea, fairly frequently. Had sex in the office as well, blowjobs etc. Once took a girl to the janitor closet and did it with her standing with one foot propped on a shelf and one foot in the mop bucket, me with my ass hanging low in one of those deep janitor sinks. Kinda cramped but kinky and fun.

Have done it in lots of public bathrooms, but not at my current job. Been there 5 years too. When I was a starving college student I was a part-time night security guard at a big company that was pretty much empty ant night, and I rubbed one out at work pretty much every night. Got to have something to do to fill those long boring shifts. Airports too, during long layovers with nothing to do...well I think you can tell what my favorite way to relieve boredom is!

Jerking off during a meeting and blowing a nut on your bosses pants? Holy shit dude, you would be so fired if I was your boss. I can't imagine that you can pull that off (no pun intended) without someone noticing.

Or maybe you're this guy...

That disgusting but yet hilarious!!

it can be, lol, like if you work at McD's or something, lol

yep i've wanked and had sex at both my jobs so far.

you could use the pizza dough

i am currently not having the regular job, but in the days of working, i must admit to yanking away in the man room.

this is necessary for my constitution which requires regular ejaculation or else i get crazy looks in my eyes!~

I'm a waiter at a busy restaurant.

I went out on a date during the day with this girl and we were talking about sex and she was making me horny as hell.

Then I had to go to work.

Needless to say I was screwing up every order until I took a 5 minute break in the mens room.

I made sure to wash my hands afterwards.

I have a friend who used to joke about his experiences wanking at work and I thought it was funny. But now we work at the same company it has taken all the fun out of taking a crap, or even rubbing a load myself. I'm just not in to being around some other dudes fluid. I guess I was being naieve (sp??) to think that nobody else was doing it, and now I'm forced to face reality. Unless seeing some really hot chick at lunch prevents me from being able to concentrate I'll save my pleasure breaks for when I get home.

Definatly, Its a super rush knowing that you can get caught!

At one place, everyone went on vacation the same week except me - and I didn't have much of a workload that week, so I spent most of the days surfing porn sites (this was the mid-90s and I didn't have internet service at home yet). I locked the office doors and pulled all the shades, so privacy wasn't an issue.

Actually, it was a very memorable wanking - I took all day, never felt hurried, and by the time I finally got real serious about it, it was a very satisfying orgasm.

You know . . . back when I used to do that sort of thing . . .

Not work risking my Job over. Save it for home.

Yes, I've done it... and if you are pondering doing i yourself, just think you're getting paid to pleasure yourself. Nothing like the boss paying me to bust my nut! besides, it helps relieve the stress of a hard work day...

i can never get in the mood....plus there are no hot chicks at my work. sucks.

I did at my last job. I also had sex with my girlfriend at my desk during my lunch hour there. I thought we couldn't be seen, but the smirks I got while walking down the hall later made me think otherwise.

hmm,
thought this was more common. I do it one or two times a month I guess. The reason I do it is to relieve sexual tension. Sometimes my mind is simply focused on sex, and I have a hard time avoiding all the smut on the web or just my own dirty thoughts. The best thing to do then, is to have a wank and get back to work (of course at the private wc).

male 30 years

every job I have ever had. One time, I was temping at a place for what was supposed to be 2 weeks. After a few days though, they didn't need me anymore. Well, I thought about my streak, and at the end of the day, I tossed one off on my way out.

never have... dont really think i could get away for even a minute at the shithole i work at, the slave drivers would be all over me.

nope sorry

all the freakin' time
 

I used to all the time until they moved me to a different, less-secluded office. I would slip on a condom and whack away. The excitement of possibly getting caught by the very cute red-head paralegal sitting right outside my door made it even more fun.

I can't believe I can reply to this thread
 

I've definately done it, at school and at work. Definately fun, and it does relieve tension. Kinda exciting with the chance of getting cought too.

I do on occasion. Usually in the mens room or at the desk if im all alone!

I used to work a night shift... you get bored OK :D

Never at work, but I almost did it once at school. I was in a class with about 20 students, but I was isolated in the very back. For some reason, I got a hard on and put my hand in my pockets. ;) I tugged like twice, and realized I could do it if I wanted to. After about 5 minutes of contemplating, I decided not to.

Probably best you decided not to.

I knew a guy who did that in class and got caught by his teacher. Talk about embarrasing.

right now I'm unemployed (hooray for a life plan) but when I was 17 I worked at a McDonalds, one night this real hot girl was extremely flirty with me. So when I went into the playplace, to clean and close it, I went into the playplace bathroom, locked the door and rubbed one out. Washed my hands then went back cleaning the playplace. Never did it there again though

A few times.

I have a closed-door office (with a lock), so it's relatively safe.

Also worth noting, I never did it for a particular thrill or anything (it's not a thrill when it's this safe), it was more a case of "if I dont get this out, I'm not gonna get a thing done before I get home"... I did it to help the company!

:)

I havent, Ive though about it but never got to the point where I absolutly had to.

Never even thought about this subject. Other then if you shank it more then 3 times yer playing with yerself.

Never...

Well I'm just a housewife so my job is to clean, cook and all that good stuff and I masturbate quite frequently.:D However my husband and I chat on instant messenger during the day and I say things that I know will make him hard, he hasn't ever done it at work (to risky, people in and out of his office to much) but the things I say to him, and the way I get him worked up, I'm sure he would like to sometimes:D But then he's extra happy to see me when he gets home:D