Survey: the largest penises in America - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Redlemon · 03-29-2010, 05:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Condomania

"WHO DAT" WITH THE LARGEST PENISES IN AMERICA?

NEW ORLEANS, D.C., & NEW HAMPSHIRE TOP THE CHARTS FOR PENIS SIZE

CONDOMANIA ANNOUNCES THE LARGEST DATABASE OF PENIS SIZES ON THE PLANET: 27,000 MEN, 76 PENIS SIZES

LOS ANGELES, March 3rd, 2010 - New Orleans now has another reason to call itself "The Big Easy." The home of this year's Super Bowl champs has taken the top spot in Condomania's ranking of U.S. cities by penis size!

And the men of Washington D.C. apparently are more than just big talk, big egos, and big promises. The Beltway boys claimed a close second place for the biggest average penis size in the nation.

As for the "biggest" state in the Union? While New Hampshire may be one of the smallest states, it's not so small when it comes to penis size, topping Condomania’s state by state comparison.

America's first condom store, Condomania (Condomania.com), has just unlocked its huge database of penis sizes and released these unique rankings of the 50 states and the 20 most populated U.S. cities by average penis size. After 20 years in business, Condomania knows perhaps more than anyone else about the nation's penises.

So just how does Condomania know these intimate details? In 2004, the company launched TheyFit Condoms, the world's first line of tailored-fit prophylactics, in 76 sizes. Since then they have sold custom-fit condoms to over 27,000 men in 70 countries, and now have just begun to analyze this incredible cache of data.

"These fitted condoms range in length from 3 to 10 inches and from super slim to extra roomy." says Chris Filkins, Condomania’s Directory of Technology. "After gathering detailed information on over 27,000 penises, we now have the most comprehensive database of penis sizes on the planet! Needless to say, these men's privacy is our utmost concern, and we're interested only in the statistics, and not who's who! But the data itself is pretty interesting."

Previously, the largest formal survey of penis sizes was conducted in 1948 by the famous Kinsey researchers, when 2,500 men recorded their erect penis sizes on pre-stamped cards.

Condomania's ten-times larger database is compiled from the unique "FitKit" measuring system for TheyFit condoms, where the user measures the length and girth of his erect penis to the millimeter and then matches those results to one of 76 possible sizes that comprise different length and girth combinations. In this system, the 76 sizes are comprised of non-sequential letters and numbers, so that the smallest is no more obvious than the largest.

"Unlike other studies in which participants were measuring their penis size solely for the sake of recording a measurement, and were perhaps more likely to exaggerate," says Filkins, "our database is comprised of men looking for the best fit condom for safety and comfort, and thus, we believe, apt to be more accurate." Filkins continues, "The customer satisfaction surveys we received overwhelmingly indicated that men of all sizes, but particularly those on either end of the size spectrum, benefited immensely from a properly fitting condom."

Here are some highlights from Condomania's penis database:

Top Ranking State by Average Penis Size: New Hampshire
Lowest Ranking State by Average Penis Size: Wyoming
Top Ranking U.S. City by Average Penis Size: New Orleans
Second Highest Ranking City (just behind N.O.): Washington, D.C.
Lowest Ranking City by Average Penis Size: Dallas/Ft. Worth
Blue States vs Red States: Blue States' Average Penis Size is Bigger!
Penises Come in a Wide Range of Sizes: The Smallest Penises are Less Than 3" in Length and the Largest Penises are Longer Than 10" in Length
Penis Sizes Chart Almost a Perfect Bell Curve: 25% of the Male Population is Under 5" in Length, 50% are Between 5" and 6" in Length and 25% are Longer than 6" in Length

20 Cities Ordered by Penis Size

New Orleans
Washington DC
San Diego
New York City
Phoenix
Portland
Atlanta
San Francisco
Chicago
St. Louis
Seattle
Miami
Indianapolis
Columbus
Boston
Denver
Los Angeles
Detroit
Philadelphia
Dallas/Ft. Worth

50 States Ordered by Penis Size

New Hampshire
Oregon
New York
Indiana
Arizona
Hawaii
Louisiana
Massachusetts
Alabama
Washington
New Mexico
California
Arkansas
Nevada
Virginia
Tennessee
Illinois
Oklahoma
South Dakota
Georgia
Pennsylvania
Mississippi
Michigan
Florida
Rhode Island
Kansas
Maryland
Minnesota
Vermont
Connecticut
Wisconsin
New Jersey
North Dakota
Idaho
Texas
Missouri
Montana
Ohio
Nebraska
Colorado
Maine
North Carolina
Delaware
South Carolina
Kentucky
West Virginia
Alaska
Iowa
Utah
Wyoming

Obligatory joke: New York City placed 4th. It would have placed 7th, but Halx moved to NYC.

snowy · 03-29-2010, 06:25 AM

Hah, Oregon is #2. Awesome. Based on my own purely anecdotal research, I'll agree that we have some big penises here.

braisler · 03-29-2010, 06:29 AM

I think an infographic of a bell curve made of penis shaped data points would be most useful here.

I also find it amusing that I live in Kentucky currently, a state that is ranked 45th in average size. While I'm ranked well above the top 25% percentile. I am a giant among boys!

dlish · 03-29-2010, 07:03 AM

interesting read redlemon.

im not too clued on the racial demographics of the USA. But of the top 5, which ones have a high percentage of the black population? is there any corelation between penis size and colour that would influence these results?

Cimarron29414 · 03-29-2010, 07:41 AM

Everyone knows the largest penises in America are seated in the Capital.

Plan9 · 03-29-2010, 07:44 AM

I don't have a dick and this thread offends me.

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Hey, you would have never guessed that Washington DC is full of big dicks.

(hooks a thumb at the Capitol building) (rimshot)

Ah, Cimarron beat me. (hangs head in shame)

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Originally Posted by dlish

im not too clued on the racial demographics of the USA. But of the top 5, which ones have a high percentage of the black population? is there any corelation between penis size and colour that would influence these results?

Is this the "black dicks are bigger" stereotype? That's been debunked by a fair amount of research by the American Institute of Urology or someone else I can't remember. Racially speaking and on average whites have the largest wangs... followed by blacks, Hispanics, and very nervous Asians.

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#50, Utah, has the smallest wangs and yet consumes a ton of pornographic media via Internet. I wonder if the two factors are related.

And not everything is bigger in Texas, apparently. Perhaps that's why I was a smashing success during my last blanket rodeo.

Manic_Skafe · 03-29-2010, 08:28 AM

As I'm only invested in the penis attached to me, I can't help but to wonder why I should care how others - let alone other states measure up.

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Originally Posted by Plan9

Is this the "black dicks are bigger" stereotype? That's been debunked by a fair amount of research by the American Institute of Urology or someone else I can't remember. Racially speaking and on average whites have the largest wangs...

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

Plan9 · 03-29-2010, 08:36 AM

Yeah, it really helps me sleep at night... seeing that I'm hung like the number of NASA's manned missions to Mars.

LoganSnake · 03-29-2010, 08:43 AM

At least Chicago's in the top 10....

Jove · 03-29-2010, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Plan9

I don't have a dick and this thread offends me.

Plan9 does this mean you would be considered a eunuch?

Plan9 · 03-29-2010, 11:22 AM

No, it means I'm a Ken Doll. Let's not insult eunuchs too.

Jetée · 03-29-2010, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Manic_Skafe

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

What helps me sleep at night is actually proving this supposedly "factual" demographic of penis-size is, to utilize a term I haven't used in at least 15 years, utterly bogus. There is a fairly high percentage of women both in the US, UK, and abroad, that I've heard don't even wear the correct bra size. Condom size to males is also along the same lines, in that, "if it works, and doesn't suppress the feeling by too much, I'll keep using this one".

It's more of a "condom-size and condom-volume" buying survey, in my mind, and what can be seen as New Orleans and DC as being the reigning 1-2 in terms of cities that "pack the biggest punch", I can also contend that those two cities, maybe, by far, have the most insecure males living within the city limits, and must be "seen buying magnums" to inflate both their status and their egos.

I've never even head of Condomania, and yet they tout themselves as the "world leader in condom development", and also the single largest retailer of condoms in the US. This may or may not be true, but I doubt that more 50%, and that is a high estimate on my part, of regular condom buyers have a "go-to" retail establishment. I knew of acquaintances from years ago that would effetively "bum" condoms from their friends, just like they would cigarettes.

Also, another thing to disprove this is a listing of "biggest johnsons to smallest johnsons in America" is the population / religious credo / opportunity ratio.

When I think of Utah, besides thinking about Punk.of.Ages, I also think of the moderate-to-high concentration of Mormon-faith adherers, and how, even though this particular faith did once allow for multiple wives, they also preach celibacy and abstinence until marriage. Furthermore, both Wyoming and Iowa are not exactly "hubs of civilization", and I 'd reckon there's more cows and vast farmland in each of those two states then are actually people and cities. It may be hard enough to meet a decent girl while living in such rural fashion, but to convince a girl to give up her morals when most of the living areas are in small towns and family is 1b to the 1a, Church, then copulating may be even harder. Therefore, no real condom sales to measure.

Daniel_ · 03-29-2010, 12:26 PM

You probably have no idea how funny it is to me to see you say that you knew people who would bum condoms, given the different meaning across the Atlantic.

intellijence · 03-29-2010, 12:27 PM

Maybe DC sells more condoms for all of the mistresses in the surrounding area?

Punk.of.Ages · 03-29-2010, 12:28 PM

#49?!

I live in the wrong area, I think...

girldetective · 03-29-2010, 12:39 PM

As long as DP lives in PDX, we will remain in the Top Ten, without a doubt.

Although his initials are DP, I refer him to as PD - Porn Dick.

Tully Mars · 03-29-2010, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by snowy

Hah, Oregon is #2. Awesome. Based on my own purely anecdotal research, I'll agree that we have some big penises here.

I've met quite a few big dicks in Oregon... but I have no idea how big their penises were.

Grasshopper Green · 03-29-2010, 04:54 PM

Yet one more reason why Utah totally and completely sucks.

Willravel · 03-29-2010, 05:34 PM

The trick is living in an area that's low on the list, so you stand out.

Shauk · 03-29-2010, 07:39 PM

I was born in San Diego and lived in Seattle, where does that put me on the list? ;p

Redlemon · 03-30-2010, 06:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Jetée

What helps me sleep at night is actually proving this supposedly "factual" demographic of penis-size is, to utilize a term I haven't used in at least 15 years, utterly bogus. There is a fairly high percentage of women both in the US, UK, and abroad, that I've heard don't even wear the correct bra size. Condom size to males is also along the same lines, in that, "if it works, and doesn't suppress the feeling by too much, I'll keep using this one".

Actually, their methodology is pretty interesting. They sell the same style of condom in seventy-six (yes, 76) different sizes based on length and width. They have a measuring kit online. The measuring kit does not have results in normal inches or centimeters; they use random combinations of letters and numbers, so that you do not fixate on the "number" of your size. And when you look at the final chart to figure out which to buy, it is listed "long" to "longer", and "wide" to "wider".

Is this press release in fact just a marketing tool for these condoms? Yes. But, the science is pretty decent. Sample size of 27,000 people, which is decent. The only statistical criticism I can come up with off the start is a self-selection bias for people who have felt uncomfortable with off the shelf condoms, but that could be both "too big" and "too small", so I think that's not a big factor.

BigIrishApe · 03-30-2010, 07:06 AM

Man, NC is 42nd? Guess it's a good thing I'm from out-of-state, but these fellas gotta start carrying their own weight around here. I'm sick of keeping us single-handedly out of 49th place.

Yes, all puns (carrying their own weight, and single-handedly) intended.

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Originally Posted by Willravel

The trick is living in an area that's low on the list, so you stand out.

Or "stick" out, as it were... HAAAA!

curiousbear · 03-30-2010, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by snowy

Hah, Oregon is #2. Awesome. Based on my own purely anecdotal research, I'll agree that we have some big penises here.

are these data real?
if yes how do they do? is it like a census lol!!!
And do they archive photographic evidence?

I am strictly straight - however keen in knowing more and more about 'stiffies'

Manic_Skafe · 03-30-2010, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by curiousbear

I am strictly straight - however keen in knowing more and more about 'stiffies'

You're a strange strange individual.

Redlemon · 03-30-2010, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by curiousbear

are these data real?
if yes how do they do? is it like a census lol!!!

Dude, read the OP. It explains the methodology. Also, look two posts above yours for my summary of the methods.

geeza · 03-31-2010, 01:53 PM

that might seem like a decent sample size, but was the data equal for all states/cities? I doubt it. So it might be that, for example, the 'Big' Easy is full of neurotic weirdos that ordered "biguns" out of vanity, whereas only two weirdos from Alaska did. If they were both 'micrococks' bang goes the data (or pop more like). And No I have no idea who the other guy was.

MSD · 03-31-2010, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Punk.of.Ages

#49?!

I live in the wrong area, I think...

Why? Looking for well endowed guys?

cadre · 04-01-2010, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Redlemon

The only statistical criticism I can come up with off the start is a self-selection bias for people who have felt uncomfortable with off the shelf condoms, but that could be both "too big" and "too small", so I think that's not a big factor.

I figure this is a decent criticism. I've only ever known one guy who has even contemplated custom condoms (and he was very large indeed). I would think they wouldn't really get an accurate grouping.
That and how do they take into account the fact that a place like Wyoming just doesn't have very many penises?

MSD · 04-01-2010, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by cadre

I figure this is a decent criticism. I've only ever known one guy who has even contemplated custom condoms (and he was very large indeed). I would think they wouldn't really get an accurate grouping.
That and how do they take into account the fact that a place like Wyoming just doesn't have very many penises?

Data are sorted and normalized by sample size. Once you have enough random samples, you have a representative sample

Punk.of.Ages · 04-01-2010, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by MSD

Why? Looking for well endowed guys?

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Good one...

Xerxys · 04-02-2010, 10:07 AM

NC is at the bottom 10, I apologize for that, my penis insmallment brought the state average down.

Plan9 · 04-02-2010, 11:03 AM

That's embiggened of you, Xerxs.

Toaster126 · 04-02-2010, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Plan9

Is this the "black dicks are bigger" stereotype? That's been debunked by a fair amount of research by the American Institute of Urology or someone else I can't remember. Racially speaking and on average whites have the largest wangs... followed by blacks, Hispanics, and very nervous Asians.

I hate to be that guy, but I've never heard that to be the conclusion of any survey EVER done. I've seen some that were like there is really no difference, and some that have average differences by race, but they are still within half an inch of all the others.

curiousbear · 04-04-2010, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Redlemon

Dude, read the OP. It explains the methodology. Also, look two posts above yours for my summary of the methods.

Sorry I read now - thanks

Xerxys · 04-04-2010, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Toaster126

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Originally Posted by Plan9

Is this the "black dicks are bigger" stereotype? That's been debunked by a fair amount of research by the American Institute of Urology or someone else I can't remember. Racially speaking and on average whites have the largest wangs... followed by blacks, Hispanics, and very nervous Asians.

I hate to be that guy, but I've never heard that to be the conclusion of any survey EVER done. I've seen some that were like there is really no difference, and some that have average differences by race, but they are still within half an inch of all the others.

I think about it objectively. When it comes to averages, there's more blacks than there are Caucasians (in the world, not just the US). And if the myth holds true for orientals, then there's more black bigger dicks than there are whites ...

Plan9 · 04-04-2010, 06:22 PM

Honestly, I just felt like posting that because I knew it would draw out ManicSkafe, my snowflake cracker nemesis. He's the biggest, whitest dick of all.

Poppinjay · 04-05-2010, 09:52 AM

I'm guessing this is why I keep tripping all over DC.

Plan9 · 04-05-2010, 09:59 AM

No, that's all the homeless people.

Iliftrocks · 04-14-2010, 04:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Xerxys

NC is at the bottom 10, I apologize for that, my penis insmallment brought the state average down.

Oh, it was yours. I was feeling guilty myself.

Plan9 · 04-14-2010, 04:31 AM

Okay, okay... I can't take it anymore.

This thread belongs in humor.

Either that or I need to edit my posts.

03-29-2010, 06:25 AM	#2 (permalink)
snowy Kick Ass Kunoichi Location: Oregon	Hah, Oregon is #2. Awesome. Based on my own purely anecdotal research, I'll agree that we have some big penises here. __________________ If I am not better, at least I am different. --Jean-Jacques Rousseau

03-29-2010, 07:03 AM	#4 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	interesting read redlemon. im not too clued on the racial demographics of the USA. But of the top 5, which ones have a high percentage of the black population? is there any corelation between penis size and colour that would influence these results? __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy

03-29-2010, 07:41 AM	#5 (permalink)
Cimarron29414 Still Free Location: comfortably perched at the top of the bell curve!	Everyone knows the largest penises in America are seated in the Capital. __________________ Gives a man a halo, does mead. "Here lies The_Jazz: Killed by an ambitious, sparkly, pink butterfly."

03-29-2010, 08:36 AM	#8 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Yeah, it really helps me sleep at night... seeing that I'm hung like the number of NASA's manned missions to Mars. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

03-29-2010, 08:43 AM	#9 (permalink)
LoganSnake We work alone Location: Cake Town	At least Chicago's in the top 10.... __________________ Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

03-29-2010, 06:29 AM	#3 (permalink)
braisler Addict Location: Midway, KY	I think an infographic of a bell curve made of penis shaped data points would be most useful here. I also find it amusing that I live in Kentucky currently, a state that is ranked 45th in average size. While I'm ranked well above the top 25% percentile. I am a giant among boys!

03-29-2010, 11:22 AM	#11 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	No, it means I'm a Ken Doll. Let's not insult eunuchs too. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

03-29-2010, 12:26 PM	#13 (permalink)
Daniel_ Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It! Location: Southern England	You probably have no idea how funny it is to me to see you say that you knew people who would bum condoms, given the different meaning across the Atlantic. __________________ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════╗ Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air, And deep beneath the rolling waves, In labyrinths of Coral Caves, The Echo of a distant time Comes willowing across the sand; And everthing is Green and Submarine ╚═════════════════════════════════════════╝

03-29-2010, 12:27 PM	#14 (permalink)
intellijence Upright Location: DC	Maybe DC sells more condoms for all of the mistresses in the surrounding area? __________________ ladies and gentlemen we are floating in space

03-29-2010, 12:28 PM	#15 (permalink)
Punk.of.Ages Forming Location: ....a state of pure inebriation.	#49?! I live in the wrong area, I think... __________________ "The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion..." - Henry Steel Commager "Punk rock music is great music played by really bad, drunk musicians." -Fat Mike

03-29-2010, 12:39 PM	#16 (permalink)
girldetective sufferable	As long as DP lives in PDX, we will remain in the Top Ten, without a doubt. Although his initials are DP, I refer him to as PD - Porn Dick. __________________ As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons...be cheerful; strive for happiness - Desiderata

03-29-2010, 04:54 PM	#18 (permalink)
Grasshopper Green ...is a comical chap Location: Where morons reign supreme	Yet one more reason why Utah totally and completely sucks. __________________ "They say that patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings; steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king" Formerly Medusa

03-29-2010, 05:34 PM	#19 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	The trick is living in an area that's low on the list, so you stand out.

03-29-2010, 07:39 PM	#20 (permalink)
Shauk Confused Adult Location: Spokane, WA	I was born in San Diego and lived in Seattle, where does that put me on the list? ;p

03-31-2010, 01:53 PM	#26 (permalink)
geeza Crazy	that might seem like a decent sample size, but was the data equal for all states/cities? I doubt it. So it might be that, for example, the 'Big' Easy is full of neurotic weirdos that ordered "biguns" out of vanity, whereas only two weirdos from Alaska did. If they were both 'micrococks' bang goes the data (or pop more like). And No I have no idea who the other guy was.

04-02-2010, 10:07 AM	#31 (permalink)
Xerxys Junkie Location: My head.	NC is at the bottom 10, I apologize for that, my penis insmallment brought the state average down.

04-02-2010, 11:03 AM	#32 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	That's embiggened of you, Xerxs. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

04-04-2010, 06:22 PM	#36 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Honestly, I just felt like posting that because I knew it would draw out ManicSkafe, my snowflake cracker nemesis. He's the biggest, whitest dick of all. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

04-05-2010, 09:52 AM	#37 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	I'm guessing this is why I keep tripping all over DC. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

04-05-2010, 09:59 AM	#38 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	No, that's all the homeless people. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

04-14-2010, 04:31 AM	#40 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Okay, okay... I can't take it anymore. This thread belongs in humor. Either that or I need to edit my posts. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."