sexanoe

I can shower real good in the morning and all but by the end of the day by balls would have worked up a sweaty lather of funk that I can even smell through my mesh training shorts. Is this normal?
Or better yet is there anything to do that could help?

The rest of my body does fine. I can go jogging before a shower in the morning and work up a clean body sweat that doesnt smell.

Plan9

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Xerxys

SHAVE!!

I know this for the same reasons Crompsin posted.

Except I ran at like 7.

And I have insomnia.

Plan9

Doesn't The_Jazz know all about sweaty balls? He's practically a sweaty balls legend in some of those timed bipedal propulsion sports circles.

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wooÐs

lol I posted about this in another thread.
It really is supposed to be amazing shit.

http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/

UnclearContent

Get underwear that's moisture wicking or at least breathes well. Underarmor and the like. Also, try better shorts. Cheap mesh shorts tend to hold in heat and not breathe.

Meathed

no, not normal. have them removed at once.

Psycho Dad

Shaving I don't think will help. Gold Bond on the other hand may be worth looking into.

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wooÐs

Shaving will definitely kill the odor - less hiding places for bacteria. But things can get itchy.

But if chicks read this thread, DO NOT use Gold Bond on your girlie areas. I got a yeast infection the first time I tried it. ew.

Psycho Dad

What I've found with the shaving is my sack sticks to my leg. As far as I know I don't have smelly balls.

And yeah. Gold Bond and vaginas I wouldn't think would get along.

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wooÐs

I was very upset, considering I don't ever really get infections like that .

But baby powder is fantastic before exercising, ladies. No probs there. And they also make a Summer's Eve version but I'm down with Johnson's.

Bear Cub

I shave my balls, and no, it does not help the sweat/smell. Lack of hair in the nether regions = Florida Everglades.

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MSD

Either Gold Bond/Talc or Ban original scent roll-on deodorant. Powder turns into paste for me, so I use the same deodorant under my arms as between my sac and legs.

nomcat

Try using an antibacterial soap like Protex... you'll probably notice a difference after a few days.

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mixedmedia

perhaps there are extreme cases, but sweaty ball smell does not bother me. in fact, often I find it quite erotic.

don't let anyone tell you to shave. we do have pubic hair for a reason!

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Plan9

I'm shocked.

...

You wouldn't have liked Crompsin yesterday. I smelled like a jungle beast. There is nothing hot about rotten meat and curdled milk. No pheromones in there, just funk. I find the best place to check for pheromones in the next below the ears. My knowledge of anatomy suggests it isn't near the asshole.

I'm all for sweaty-for-twenty-minutes kinda scent... but not much more. Nothing like banging a girl that just got back from a 2 hour hardcore blast session at the gym and hasn't showered yet today. It's a surprise for your nostrils and tastebuds. Blegch. I'm not a priss; I'll still bang ya... but I won't be as happy.

...

Also:

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mixedmedia

I'm not talking about pheromones. My boyfriend happens to like me post-workout sweaty, as well. Do we need to scientifically qualify what turns us on?

Yes, chances are I wouldn't have liked Crompsin yesterday. Not sure it has anything to do with your smell.

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Plan9

Hah... haha... from now on... I'm calling you Mom.

I don't know how The_Jazz will feel about this.

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mixedmedia

You can call me whatever you want.

Well, except for sweetie, honey, baby or any combination thereof.

Oh, and you're grounded. Go to your room.

Nize!

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Crack

Honey baby sweetie!

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The_Jazz

I couldn't ask for a hotter internet wife. Now you heard your mother - you're grounded. Turn off the internet and go to your room.

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mixedmedia

I don't think he's listening, dear. Maybe it's time for the...Corporal Punishment.

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Plan9

Oooh... this is all kinds of wrong.

I wouldn't touch that with a riding crop.

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mixedmedia

if lovin' you is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

muah. ha. ha.

/jk

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Plan9

Jesus, I really hope nobody important reads this in the future.

I'd have a hard time getting elected to office.

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mixedmedia

Silly. All you'd have to do is spin it to make me look like a stalker-type obsessed with your frail, childlike frame. You'd have skads of sympathy votes.

oh wait, it only works if I don't say it. Ooops.

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Plan9

/refrains from baby's arm joke

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mixedmedia

that's probably for the best...I may regret this conversation in the morning.

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Bear Cub

I'd like to refer everyone here:

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mixedmedia

oh my god, i love the schweddy balls bit. an all-time favorite.

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Anormalguy

This hasn't happened in a very long time: I laughed at a SNL skit.

Back on topic...if you're worried about scrotum funk, give the boys a rinse before sex. If the sex is spur-of-the-moment, just go for it.

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sushiboy

I use this stuff
Makes my balls smell great and ready anytime for an impromtu, copy room/under desk/bathroom BJ

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