sweaty, smelly balls
 

I can shower real good in the morning and all but by the end of the day by balls would have worked up a sweaty lather of funk that I can even smell through my mesh training shorts. Is this normal? :eek:
Or better yet is there anything to do that could help?

The rest of my body does fine. I can go jogging before a shower in the morning and work up a clean body sweat that doesnt smell.

SHAVE!!

I know this for the same reasons Crompsin posted.

Except I ran at like 7.

And I have insomnia.

Doesn't The_Jazz know all about sweaty balls? He's practically a sweaty balls legend in some of those timed bipedal propulsion sports circles.

lol I posted about this in another thread.
It really is supposed to be amazing shit.

http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/

Get underwear that's moisture wicking or at least breathes well. Underarmor and the like. Also, try better shorts. Cheap mesh shorts tend to hold in heat and not breathe.

no, not normal. have them removed at once.

Shaving I don't think will help. Gold Bond on the other hand may be worth looking into.

Shaving will definitely kill the odor - less hiding places for bacteria. But things can get itchy.

But if chicks read this thread, DO NOT use Gold Bond on your girlie areas. I got a yeast infection the first time I tried it. ew.

What I've found with the shaving is my sack sticks to my leg. As far as I know I don't have smelly balls.

And yeah. Gold Bond and vaginas I wouldn't think would get along.

I was very upset, considering I don't ever really get infections like that :(.

But baby powder is fantastic before exercising, ladies. No probs there. And they also make a Summer's Eve version but I'm down with Johnson's.

I shave my balls, and no, it does not help the sweat/smell. Lack of hair in the nether regions = Florida Everglades.

Either Gold Bond/Talc or Ban original scent roll-on deodorant. Powder turns into paste for me, so I use the same deodorant under my arms as between my sac and legs.

Try using an antibacterial soap like Protex... you'll probably notice a difference after a few days.

perhaps there are extreme cases, but sweaty ball smell does not bother me. in fact, often I find it quite erotic.

don't let anyone tell you to shave. we do have pubic hair for a reason!

I'm shocked.

...

You wouldn't have liked Crompsin yesterday. I smelled like a jungle beast. There is nothing hot about rotten meat and curdled milk. No pheromones in there, just funk. I find the best place to check for pheromones in the next below the ears. My knowledge of anatomy suggests it isn't near the asshole.

I'm all for sweaty-for-twenty-minutes kinda scent... but not much more. Nothing like banging a girl that just got back from a 2 hour hardcore blast session at the gym and hasn't showered yet today. It's a surprise for your nostrils and tastebuds. Blegch. I'm not a priss; I'll still bang ya... but I won't be as happy.

...

Also:

I'm not talking about pheromones. My boyfriend happens to like me post-workout sweaty, as well. Do we need to scientifically qualify what turns us on?

Yes, chances are I wouldn't have liked Crompsin yesterday. Not sure it has anything to do with your smell. :p

Hah... haha... from now on... I'm calling you Mom.

I don't know how The_Jazz will feel about this.

You can call me whatever you want.

Well, except for sweetie, honey, baby or any combination thereof.

Oh, and you're grounded. Go to your room.

Nize!

Honey baby sweetie!

I couldn't ask for a hotter internet wife. Now you heard your mother - you're grounded. Turn off the internet and go to your room.

I don't think he's listening, dear. Maybe it's time for the...Corporal Punishment.

Oooh... this is all kinds of wrong.

I wouldn't touch that with a riding crop.

if lovin' you is wrong, I don't wanna be right. :p

muah. ha. ha.

/jk

Jesus, I really hope nobody important reads this in the future.

I'd have a hard time getting elected to office.

Silly. All you'd have to do is spin it to make me look like a stalker-type obsessed with your frail, childlike frame. You'd have skads of sympathy votes.

oh wait, it only works if I don't say it. Ooops. :p

/refrains from baby's arm joke

that's probably for the best...I may regret this conversation in the morning.

I'd like to refer everyone here:

oh my god, i love the schweddy balls bit. an all-time favorite.

This hasn't happened in a very long time: I laughed at a SNL skit.

Back on topic...if you're worried about scrotum funk, give the boys a rinse before sex. If the sex is spur-of-the-moment, just go for it.

I use this stuff
Makes my balls smell great and ready anytime for an impromtu, copy room/under desk/bathroom BJ