Originally Posted by Crompsin

I'm shocked.

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You wouldn't have liked Crompsin yesterday. I smelled like a jungle beast. There is nothing hot about rotten meat and curdled milk. No pheromones in there, just funk. I find the best place to check for pheromones in the next below the ears. My knowledge of anatomy suggests it isn't near the asshole.

I'm all for sweaty-for-twenty-minutes kinda scent... but not much more. Nothing like banging a girl that just got back from a 2 hour hardcore blast session at the gym and hasn't showered yet today. It's a surprise for your nostrils and tastebuds. Blegch. I'm not a priss; I'll still bang ya... but I won't be as happy.