04-21-2009, 08:14 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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Research Shows Topless Blowjobs More Satisfying
Okay, it's my research... but still.
... Warning: Thread may only apply to heterosexual males. ... Background: Research was conducted by a dorky heterosexual male with a wide range of topless heterosexual female partners from 1999 to 2009. Male subject was either sitting, reclined, or laying flat on back while receiving rabid oral sex from single female subject naked from the waist up. Satisfaction was measured on a scale from "Pfft, I'd rather watch The Commish," to "Damn, girl... I'm gonna get that back when you're done, right?" ... Findings: Topless blowjobs? Whew... sooo much better. On a scale of one to ten? They're a toe-curling nine. Research shows they're more satisfying, but why? Is it the comfort of sitting in a cushy recliner while receiving oral sex? Is it the oh-god sensation of pert nipples brushing my inner thighs? Is it the subtle feeling of dominance over a shirtless kneeling partner? Is it the simple visual stimulation of swinging breasts? I must find out! I can see an extensive amount of further field research in my future. ... Discussion: What does the TFP think? Last edited by Plan9; 04-21-2009 at 08:28 PM.. |
04-21-2009, 08:26 PM | #2 (permalink) |
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What do I think? BJs don't have to be about power. Yes, the idea is that you're being servicing by your partner, but it's evolved since the first woman decided that she wasn't "in the mood" for anal. As if that's possible.
Still, I'll agree that topless really does ad spice to virtually any situation. I've been lucky enough in the past to watch a woman play piano topless. I can't remember what was played, or if there was even a piano, but I remember really enjoying it. Still, thinking back, I don't know if I've ever received fallatio from a woman with her top on. It seems odd, like anal with your pants on. |
04-21-2009, 08:53 PM | #4 (permalink) |
Minion of Joss
Location: The Windy City
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No question, it's all about the topless blow-jay. The sole exception, I think, being head given in public or "dangerous" situations, necessitating maximum stealthiness and/or quickness. I was always a "parks and recreation" type of guy, myself. But if in the comfort of home/hotel/office, yes, topless all the way.
Much to be said for the feeling of boob/nipple on inner thigh. Don't know that it's about power, but sometimes it can be, and that can be fun.... In any case, also facilitates the intermittent tit-wank, of which I am a big fan.
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04-22-2009, 03:25 AM | #7 (permalink) |
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Location: Yonder
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Oh yes. HELL yes. AbsofuckingLUTELY yes.
++boob-on-thigh. Not to stray into the slightly more serious topic this thread prompts, but the power dynamics of oral sex are very interesting. While it may seem that the receiver is subjugating the performer, I assert that ALL the power in the whole thing is in the er... hands of the blower, not the blowee. For me, part of what I love is surrendering and letting her have her way with me. You know. With her boobs out. |
04-22-2009, 05:27 AM | #8 (permalink) |
I'll ask when I'm ready....
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Boobs out, +1. But keep in mind, there are plenty of guys who will gladly take what they can get. Hell, I'd take one from a chick in body armor and a burlap sack.
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04-22-2009, 05:49 AM | #9 (permalink) |
loving the curves
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I loves the bare-breasted blow job. A pendant breast, tight nipples and smooth rounded flesh to fill in the peripheral sensorium is like chocolate on my bacon - better and better.
That being said, a hot blow job with eye contact, quick response to direction and that hot-hot question of "How do you want it?" when I am approaching blastoff is a beautiful thing even when my fellatrix is fully dressed. But for the OP, I think my preference is to lie either prone or with my upper back and neck propped on pillows while the topless/nude Giver of Head (GOH) either kneels between my thighs or is reclining beside me. The kneeling position is exquisite because her breasts have gravity working for them not against them. The reclining position is also a lovely one because I have her entire body to fondle/ogle. Not to go too far off topic, but a very nice refinement of the blow job was the numbering of half a dozen favorite techniques. Which means that I can ask for a slow 1, and then tell her to 6 me. Or 4 - I like 4 There is room for growth in this system, and to avoid confusion the different cowgirls have been given letters. When she runs through her ABC's and then does me by the numbers I am a very happily exhausted and completely satiated fellow.
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04-22-2009, 06:42 AM | #12 (permalink) |
Kick Ass Kunoichi
Location: Oregon
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I asked my SO what he thought. He replied, "Isn't it obvious?"
Apparently a topless girl is always better than a clothed one. I'll have to remember that for next time, though honestly, I prefer to do it topless, because I like to bring my breasts into play.
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04-22-2009, 07:13 AM | #13 (permalink) |
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Topless of course, but I'll have to put in a vote for bottomless, cause when she's kneeling beside you (lying prone), her pussy is just the right distance for your fingers to curl up and do that G-spot-stroking-come-hither motion that drives her wild!
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04-22-2009, 07:58 AM | #16 (permalink) | |
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Stop stepping on my thread boner, King!
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Definitely the hotness. Eye contact and sultry questions do it for me every time. Kramus, your post captured the thread theme perfectly. Last edited by Plan9; 04-22-2009 at 08:00 AM.. |
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04-22-2009, 08:39 AM | #18 (permalink) |
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One word: rohypnol.
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04-22-2009, 12:58 PM | #21 (permalink) |
follower of the child's crusade?
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Related question
If you get head a girl while watching football or rugby, is that kind of gay?
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04-22-2009, 01:15 PM | #22 (permalink) | |
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Most partners don't appreciate not being the center of attention while they're tonsil-boxing your armless Nazi infantryman. ... TFP Ladies: How do you feel about this topic? Do you find it more enjoyable to give your partner oral sex sans shirt? Last edited by Plan9; 04-22-2009 at 01:18 PM.. |
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04-22-2009, 04:21 PM | #23 (permalink) |
Getting it.
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While topless is always the preferred mode... I do feel the need to point out that when one is getting a blow job, whether topless or no, it's all good.
In fact, the best blow job of my life was in an alley and both of us were full clothed (with the exception of me being open at the button fly).
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04-22-2009, 04:41 PM | #26 (permalink) | |
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This all works much better without a shirt on.
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04-22-2009, 04:43 PM | #27 (permalink) |
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This thread made me think of the worst blowjob I ever had.
It was awesome.
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04-22-2009, 07:32 PM | #31 (permalink) |
change is hard.
Location: the green room.
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Not at all. Today I listed my five favorite things in order to the girl I'm sleeping with: Art, Pot, Sex, Coffee, and Football. I said the perfect moment for me would be fucking an artist after smoking pot and having a cup of coffee, while watching football.
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04-22-2009, 10:14 PM | #35 (permalink) |
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...and I thought you were cultured.
... I'm disappointed, Mr. Ravel. I did not expect you to die, I expected you to tell me about your experiences receiving topless knobslobberings. *big sad puppy face* Last edited by Plan9; 04-22-2009 at 10:21 PM.. |
04-23-2009, 01:43 PM | #40 (permalink) | |
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Duh. Water is also wet.
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