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Research Shows Topless Blowjobs More Satisfying
Okay, it's my research... but still.
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Warning:
Thread may only apply to heterosexual males.
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Background:
Research was conducted by a dorky heterosexual male with a wide range of topless heterosexual female partners from 1999 to 2009. Male subject was either sitting, reclined, or laying flat on back while receiving rabid oral sex from single female subject naked from the waist up. Satisfaction was measured on a scale from "Pfft, I'd rather watch The Commish," to "Damn, girl... I'm gonna get that back when you're done, right?"
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Findings:
Topless blowjobs? Whew... sooo much better.
On a scale of one to ten? They're a toe-curling nine.
Research shows they're more satisfying, but why?
Is it the comfort of sitting in a cushy recliner while receiving oral sex?
Is it the oh-god sensation of pert nipples brushing my inner thighs?
Is it the subtle feeling of dominance over a shirtless kneeling partner?
Is it the simple visual stimulation of swinging breasts?
I must find out!
I can see an extensive amount of further field research in my future.
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Discussion:
What does the TFP think?
Last edited by Plan9; 04-21-2009 at 08:28 PM..
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