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Amaras · 10-17-2008, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoganSnake

Anyhoo, this thread is just amusing. Mostly because of the paragraph long replies on how to deal with your SO wanting to take a dump on your chest. I'm sure there are fetish boards with members who have done it and would give better advice.

Sorry if I take questions seriously.
NOT

LoganSnake · 10-17-2008, 08:16 PM

I guess I can forgive you this one time, but don't do it again.

abaya · 10-18-2008, 02:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ratbastid

It crossed my mind that this was a troll, although the OP has commented a couple times. Even if it is, the topic is worth honest consideration.

Agreed. Just because the OP doesn't fit into your own normative sense of sexuality, doesn't mean that it's an invalid question to be asking around here. Given that this is a porn-based board, I'm not terribly surprised about anyone coming here to ask this kind of question. Why do you feel a need to belittle it?

LoganSnake · 10-19-2008, 08:50 AM

Because it's taboo even on this forum.

Amaras · 10-21-2008, 02:07 PM

LoganSnake, really? I didn't know. Can you show where in the rules it is?
Or are you trying to be cute?

LoganSnake · 10-21-2008, 02:59 PM

I don't have to try.

And here you go (from Titty Board rules):

Quote:

There will be NO scat, under 18, snuff or bestiality.

abaya · 10-21-2008, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoganSnake

Because it's taboo even on this forum.

You mean it's taboo to the heteronormative male mainstream porn user who is the average member of this forum? Maybe. But fortunately, those aren't the only people who are members here. It's not a taboo topic of discussion for me or for several others here. If you don't like reading about it, the familiar recommendation is to just not click on the thread.

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoganSnake

And here you go (from Titty Board rules):

You said it yourself. That's for the TITTY BOARD, which means that you cannot post porn pictures/video of scat, etc. A discussion of the mindset behind a scat fetish, however, is not against the rules. It's par for the TFP course in terms of discussing various kinks and aspects of sexuality.

LoganSnake · 10-21-2008, 03:30 PM

So people cannot express their legal kink visually because it's gross/icky, but it's okay to discuss it. Gotcha.

Why don't you allow it in the Off The Wayside (tons of pissing girls there) and enforce the "don't click the thread" rule?

The_Jazz · 10-21-2008, 03:48 PM

Hey, we'll allow all the discussion you can handle, LS. We just don't allow pictures. Those are two very different things.

The only time a discussion has been hemmed in that I recall is where the OP started out asking for stories about his particular kink that weren't allowed and were illegal pretty much anywhere. There was a very good discussion afterward about the topic, but no one told stories. See the difference.

Don't bump your head climbing off that high horse.

LoganSnake · 10-21-2008, 05:09 PM

Nah, I'm good up here, thanks.

I don't see much of a difference between a discussion about scat fetish and scat fetish pictures/video. If you allow one, you should allow the other.

But, who cares? I'm wrong, you're right.

Bear Cub · 10-21-2008, 06:15 PM

OK, nobody here is going to give any practical advice, so this is the best I can offer:

bigdodge · 10-23-2008, 12:50 PM

Eat a bowl of chile the night before and answer his wish the following day after taking a laxitive, bet it would be the first and last of that request

Vigilante · 10-23-2008, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigdodge

Eat a bowl of chile the night before and answer his wish the following day after taking a laxitive, bet it would be the first and last of that request

Dude. My brain hurts from just thinking that.

Damn you, mind's eye!

lotsofmagnets · 10-26-2008, 01:31 AM

i´m impressed by his courage to make such a bizarre request. was there anything that led up to this? i´d consider something like pee play (i think it´s called watersports) a sort of stepping stone towards this. has there been anything like this before that could lead to such a request or was it out of the blue? if it really was out of the blue then i´d say it is fairly out of order although now that it´s in the open dealing with it is the priority. i don´t agree with jazz one bit that you should dump him but since such a serious difference has now been bought into the open some serious talk is required.

zyxw · 07-20-2009, 03:01 AM

Hello GCF, I hope all is well. I find this request of your boyfriend to be quite interesting...

I have a specific recommendation: Demonstrate your loyalty to him by fulfilling his request, and performing whatever action he requests of you, in accordance with his instruction. This will strengthen your relationship, demonstrate for him the extent of your commitment, and show him you truly care.

At the optimal time, ask him to lie down on his back. Undress yourself from the waste down, position yourself on top of him facing the opposite direction, spread your legs somewhat, and begin the process as he observes... He may wish to observe your opening, as it widens slightly, and a waste product is produced.

Very interesting...

Remember, demonstrate your loyalty through your willingness to perform any action he requests of you: This will be beneficial to your relationship with him.

---------- Post added at 03:18 AM ---------- Previous post was at 02:48 AM ----------

If I were with a woman, and the woman's loyalty and commitment to me were insufficient to perform such an action at my request in a private setting, I would reconsider my continued relationship with this woman: I would likely find this refusal unnacceptable, as I would expect more of the woman that is, supposedly committed to me.

I would expect the woman that is for me to be highly committed; In turn I would desire to demonstrate this commitment for her, with respect to her interests, and would desire to satisfy her desires.

---------- Post added at 04:01 AM ---------- Previous post was at 03:18 AM ----------

Hello, GCF. I hope all is well. I wish you the best of luck in your continued endeavor of strengthening, maintaining and progressing in your relationship with your boyfriend. As many of us desire, I hope your relationship progresses smoothly and leads to marriage, in a highly committed context, characterized by loyalty, respect and commitment for each other. I wish the best for you.

I am a 24 yr M. Perhaps I will share my perspective, in regard to a committed relationship with a female:

The woman that is for me, is a woman I desire to be highly committed to... As such, I will have what I consider to be, reasonable expectations of her... As I will consider her to be very important and highly special to me, I will desire to please her with respect to her interests, desires and fantasies, to the extent I am able; I will expect of her that she reciprocate this high level of commitment. She and I shall be, on very close, highly personal speaking terms, where we may express to each other any interest we might have without hesitation or fear our expression will not be respected: A level of certainty and trust will exist between us, that we both shall be aware, such a possibility need not be of concern, for we shall be, highly committed to each other.

No disrespect, GCF: The level of commitment you have demonstrated to your boyfriend in regard to this matter falls short: Short to such an extent, I would consider it to be highly unacceptable, if I were with you.

I wish you the best of luck GCF: I hope your relationship progresses steadily in a manner characterized by loyalty and commitment. It is my hope the two of you will come together, and satisfactorily resolve your differences.

I wish you the best of results,
-zyxw

ratbastid · 07-20-2009, 04:45 AM

Charlatan · 07-20-2009, 05:00 AM

Understatement.

Glory's Sun · 07-20-2009, 06:03 AM

poop.jpg

healer · 07-20-2009, 06:04 AM

I'm staying away from the New Posts button for a while.

Cynthetiq · 07-20-2009, 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zyxw

Hello GCF, I hope all is well. I find this request of your boyfriend to be quite interesting...

I have a specific recommendation: Demonstrate your loyalty to him by fulfilling his request, and performing whatever action he requests of you, in accordance with his instruction. This will strengthen your relationship, demonstrate for him the extent of your commitment, and show him you truly care.

At the optimal time, ask him to lie down on his back. Undress yourself from the waste down, position yourself on top of him facing the opposite direction, spread your legs somewhat, and begin the process as he observes... He may wish to observe your opening, as it widens slightly, and a waste product is produced.

Very interesting...

Remember, demonstrate your loyalty through your willingness to perform any action he requests of you: This will be beneficial to your relationship with him.

---------- Post added at 03:18 AM ---------- Previous post was at 02:48 AM ----------

If I were with a woman, and the woman's loyalty and commitment to me were insufficient to perform such an action at my request in a private setting, I would reconsider my continued relationship with this woman: I would likely find this refusal unnacceptable, as I would expect more of the woman that is, supposedly committed to me.

I would expect the woman that is for me to be highly committed; In turn I would desire to demonstrate this commitment for her, with respect to her interests, and would desire to satisfy her desires.

---------- Post added at 04:01 AM ---------- Previous post was at 03:18 AM ----------

Hello, GCF. I hope all is well. I wish you the best of luck in your continued endeavor of strengthening, maintaining and progressing in your relationship with your boyfriend. As many of us desire, I hope your relationship progresses smoothly and leads to marriage, in a highly committed context, characterized by loyalty, respect and commitment for each other. I wish the best for you.

I am a 24 yr M. Perhaps I will share my perspective, in regard to a committed relationship with a female:

The woman that is for me, is a woman I desire to be highly committed to... As such, I will have what I consider to be, reasonable expectations of her... As I will consider her to be very important and highly special to me, I will desire to please her with respect to her interests, desires and fantasies, to the extent I am able; I will expect of her that she reciprocate this high level of commitment. She and I shall be, on very close, highly personal speaking terms, where we may express to each other any interest we might have without hesitation or fear our expression will not be respected: A level of certainty and trust will exist between us, that we both shall be aware, such a possibility need not be of concern, for we shall be, highly committed to each other.

No disrespect, GCF: The level of commitment you have demonstrated to your boyfriend in regard to this matter falls short: Short to such an extent, I would consider it to be highly unacceptable, if I were with you.

I wish you the best of luck GCF: I hope your relationship progresses steadily in a manner characterized by loyalty and commitment. It is my hope the two of you will come together, and satisfactorily resolve your differences.

I wish you the best of results,
-zyxw

So if the converse were true that your woman would have those same "reasonable expectations." If that meant taking it up the ass either by strap on or male on male sex, it's something you'd fairly have to consider as well right?

Cimarron29414 · 07-20-2009, 06:28 AM

I'll take the chance and be the voice of reason: Yes, you have every right in the freedom of your home to perform this act for one another. However, it is a sad indictment against modern society that we have come to this.

There really is no point responding with moral relativity posts - I get it. The fact is, one human being is asking another to defecate on them, and that is a terribly sad state of affairs.

ratbastid · 07-20-2009, 06:37 AM

Cyn: I can't believe you're going to try to interact with that post. I took several stabs at it and ended up just saying "Wow".

DaniGirl · 07-20-2009, 07:35 AM

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW

that is so disgusting. Ive heard of people that like peeing on each other, but pooing? Wow that is just weird. Well I guess that some people just like that stuff. If you find it as disgusting as I do then don't do it. Tell him that you just cant do it. He should understand.

Plan9 · 07-20-2009, 07:43 AM

Hey, who dropped the Baby Ruth?

dlish · 07-20-2009, 08:01 AM

zxyw,

that level of committment can NEVER...yes NEVER be usurped. your comments are the brightest thing ive heard all day, and will probably be the brightest thing ill hear for the next month. keeping in mind that im expecting a child in 2 weeks, i think thats one big statement you just made

ill think of you the next time im laying my turd.

Giant Hamburger · 07-20-2009, 08:28 AM

I would like to welcome ZYXW to the forum and look forward to more posts.

cdwonderful · 07-20-2009, 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abaya

Would you @#$% quit doing that, Jazz?? You're going to scare away new members.

old members too.......

dlish · 07-20-2009, 10:27 AM

zyxw,

you do realise that GCF was a member with us for a total of about 5 days. she hasnt been online for about a year. her only contributions were in this thread only, so its quite unrealistic to think she'd be back in any given light year.

that said, id like to see why you'd be so interested in this thread and what makes you tick

BCD · 07-20-2009, 02:26 PM

Why is this thread not already in the Hall of Fame???

Wait a second, where did the zyxw posts go???

Xerxys · 07-20-2009, 02:41 PM

^^ Hehe, it appears he was a spammer and got "one touch ban and clean"'d.

ratbastid · 07-20-2009, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xerxys

^^ Hehe, it appears he was a spammer and got "one touch ban and clean"'d.

Wasn't me.

Punk.of.Ages · 07-20-2009, 06:38 PM

How come the posts had to be removed. The happenings in this thread today make very little sense without them...
______________________

Also, this is a simple one.

If your partner wants you to do something, decide whether or not it's something you could do. If so, try it. Hey, you might even like it. If not, be straightforward and let them know you're not for it...

Bear Cub · 07-20-2009, 06:44 PM

Thoughts of this thread leading to Bear Cub's masturbation in three, two, one...

Giant Hamburger · 07-21-2009, 07:03 AM

*observes Bear Cub's opening, as it widens slightly

Blast! The ones that excite me never seem to live that long.
Goodbye ZYXW, I wish you the best of results.

Plan9 · 07-21-2009, 07:59 AM

If I have to be abducted and probed at any point in my rather boring life... I hope it's by the OP.

dlish · 07-21-2009, 10:50 AM

take the next best thing cromp..take zyxw. im sure zyxw would love to try. i could forward him your details if you wish...

what was that about singledom?...

Plan9 · 07-21-2009, 10:51 AM

Singledom. You know... like James Bond without the tiny guns and nice cars.

Giant Hamburger · 07-21-2009, 11:46 AM

What you need is a nice girl undressed from the waste down
positioned on top of you facing the opposite direction.

I wish you the best of results.

Plan9 · 07-21-2009, 11:56 AM

What is this "waste down" that you speak of? Is that a gravity joke? I did rather poorly in middle school science.

Jetée · 07-21-2009, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger

What you need is a nice girl undressed from the waste down
positioned on top of you facing the opposite direction.

I wish you the best of results.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetstream

A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69." She says, "It's that time of the month, you know, the wrong time. But if you don't mind, I don't mind." They go into the bedroom, and are 69'ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings. She says, "Answer the door." He says, "But my face is a mess." She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich." He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was just eating a jam sandwich." The postman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth... I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."

10-17-2008, 08:16 PM	#42 (permalink)
LoganSnake We work alone Location: Cake Town	I guess I can forgive you this one time, but don't do it again. __________________ Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

10-19-2008, 08:50 AM	#44 (permalink)
LoganSnake We work alone Location: Cake Town	Because it's taboo even on this forum. __________________ Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

10-21-2008, 02:07 PM	#45 (permalink)
Amaras Junkie Location: At my daughter's beck and call.	LoganSnake, really? I didn't know. Can you show where in the rules it is? Or are you trying to be cute? __________________ Propaganda is to a democracy what the bludgeon is to a totalitarian state. -Noam Chomsky Love is a verb, not a noun. -My Mom The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty years later. -Louis Aragon, "La Porte-plume," Traite du style, 1928

10-21-2008, 03:30 PM	#48 (permalink)
LoganSnake We work alone Location: Cake Town	So people cannot express their legal kink visually because it's gross/icky, but it's okay to discuss it. Gotcha. Why don't you allow it in the Off The Wayside (tons of pissing girls there) and enforce the "don't click the thread" rule? __________________ Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

10-21-2008, 03:48 PM	#49 (permalink)
The_Jazz Asshole Administrator Location: Chicago	Hey, we'll allow all the discussion you can handle, LS. We just don't allow pictures. Those are two very different things. The only time a discussion has been hemmed in that I recall is where the OP started out asking for stories about his particular kink that weren't allowed and were illegal pretty much anywhere. There was a very good discussion afterward about the topic, but no one told stories. See the difference. Don't bump your head climbing off that high horse. __________________ "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin "There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush "We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

10-21-2008, 05:09 PM	#50 (permalink)
LoganSnake We work alone Location: Cake Town	Nah, I'm good up here, thanks. I don't see much of a difference between a discussion about scat fetish and scat fetish pictures/video. If you allow one, you should allow the other. But, who cares? I'm wrong, you're right. __________________ Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques Last edited by LoganSnake; 10-21-2008 at 05:14 PM..

10-21-2008, 06:15 PM	#51 (permalink)
Bear Cub The Reverend Side Boob Location: Nofe Curolina	OK, nobody here is going to give any practical advice, so this is the best I can offer: __________________ Living in the United Socialist States of America.

10-23-2008, 12:50 PM	#52 (permalink)
bigdodge Upright	Eat a bowl of chile the night before and answer his wish the following day after taking a laxitive, bet it would be the first and last of that request

10-26-2008, 01:31 AM	#54 (permalink)
lotsofmagnets Upright Location: reykjavík, iceland	i´m impressed by his courage to make such a bizarre request. was there anything that led up to this? i´d consider something like pee play (i think it´s called watersports) a sort of stepping stone towards this. has there been anything like this before that could lead to such a request or was it out of the blue? if it really was out of the blue then i´d say it is fairly out of order although now that it´s in the open dealing with it is the priority. i don´t agree with jazz one bit that you should dump him but since such a serious difference has now been bought into the open some serious talk is required. __________________ mother nature made the aeroplane, and the submarine sandwich, with the steady hands and dead eye of a remarkable sculptor. she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron. physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable?

07-20-2009, 03:01 AM	#55 (permalink)
zyxw Banned	Hello, GCF Hello GCF, I hope all is well. I find this request of your boyfriend to be quite interesting... I have a specific recommendation: Demonstrate your loyalty to him by fulfilling his request, and performing whatever action he requests of you, in accordance with his instruction. This will strengthen your relationship, demonstrate for him the extent of your commitment, and show him you truly care. At the optimal time, ask him to lie down on his back. Undress yourself from the waste down, position yourself on top of him facing the opposite direction, spread your legs somewhat, and begin the process as he observes... He may wish to observe your opening, as it widens slightly, and a waste product is produced. Very interesting... Remember, demonstrate your loyalty through your willingness to perform any action he requests of you: This will be beneficial to your relationship with him. ---------- Post added at 03:18 AM ---------- Previous post was at 02:48 AM ---------- If I were with a woman, and the woman's loyalty and commitment to me were insufficient to perform such an action at my request in a private setting, I would reconsider my continued relationship with this woman: I would likely find this refusal unnacceptable, as I would expect more of the woman that is, supposedly committed to me. I would expect the woman that is for me to be highly committed; In turn I would desire to demonstrate this commitment for her, with respect to her interests, and would desire to satisfy her desires. ---------- Post added at 04:01 AM ---------- Previous post was at 03:18 AM ---------- Hello, GCF. I hope all is well. I wish you the best of luck in your continued endeavor of strengthening, maintaining and progressing in your relationship with your boyfriend. As many of us desire, I hope your relationship progresses smoothly and leads to marriage, in a highly committed context, characterized by loyalty, respect and commitment for each other. I wish the best for you. I am a 24 yr M. Perhaps I will share my perspective, in regard to a committed relationship with a female: The woman that is for me, is a woman I desire to be highly committed to... As such, I will have what I consider to be, reasonable expectations of her... As I will consider her to be very important and highly special to me, I will desire to please her with respect to her interests, desires and fantasies, to the extent I am able; I will expect of her that she reciprocate this high level of commitment. She and I shall be, on very close, highly personal speaking terms, where we may express to each other any interest we might have without hesitation or fear our expression will not be respected: A level of certainty and trust will exist between us, that we both shall be aware, such a possibility need not be of concern, for we shall be, highly committed to each other. No disrespect, GCF: The level of commitment you have demonstrated to your boyfriend in regard to this matter falls short: Short to such an extent, I would consider it to be highly unacceptable, if I were with you. I wish you the best of luck GCF: I hope your relationship progresses steadily in a manner characterized by loyalty and commitment. It is my hope the two of you will come together, and satisfactorily resolve your differences. I wish you the best of results, -zyxw

07-20-2009, 04:45 AM	#56 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	Wow.

07-20-2009, 05:00 AM	#57 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Understatement. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

07-20-2009, 06:03 AM	#58 (permalink)
Glory's Sun Registered User	poop.jpg

07-20-2009, 06:28 AM	#61 (permalink)
Cimarron29414 Still Free Location: comfortably perched at the top of the bell curve!	I'll take the chance and be the voice of reason: Yes, you have every right in the freedom of your home to perform this act for one another. However, it is a sad indictment against modern society that we have come to this. There really is no point responding with moral relativity posts - I get it. The fact is, one human being is asking another to defecate on them, and that is a terribly sad state of affairs. __________________ Gives a man a halo, does mead. "Here lies The_Jazz: Killed by an ambitious, sparkly, pink butterfly."

07-20-2009, 06:37 AM	#62 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	Cyn: I can't believe you're going to try to interact with that post. I took several stabs at it and ended up just saying "Wow". Last edited by ratbastid; 07-20-2009 at 06:42 AM..

07-20-2009, 07:35 AM	#63 (permalink)
DaniGirl Addict Location: Fucking Utah...	EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW that is so disgusting. Ive heard of people that like peeing on each other, but pooing? Wow that is just weird. Well I guess that some people just like that stuff. If you find it as disgusting as I do then don't do it. Tell him that you just cant do it. He should understand.

07-20-2009, 07:43 AM	#64 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Hey, who dropped the Baby Ruth? __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

07-20-2009, 08:01 AM	#65 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	zxyw, that level of committment can NEVER...yes NEVER be usurped. your comments are the brightest thing ive heard all day, and will probably be the brightest thing ill hear for the next month. keeping in mind that im expecting a child in 2 weeks, i think thats one big statement you just made ill think of you the next time im laying my turd. __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy

07-20-2009, 08:28 AM	#66 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	I would like to welcome ZYXW to the forum and look forward to more posts.

07-20-2009, 10:27 AM	#68 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	zyxw, you do realise that GCF was a member with us for a total of about 5 days. she hasnt been online for about a year. her only contributions were in this thread only, so its quite unrealistic to think she'd be back in any given light year. that said, id like to see why you'd be so interested in this thread and what makes you tick __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy

07-20-2009, 02:26 PM	#69 (permalink)
BCD Insane Location: Charlotte, NC	Why is this thread not already in the Hall of Fame??? Wait a second, where did the zyxw posts go??? Last edited by BCD; 07-20-2009 at 02:29 PM..

07-20-2009, 02:41 PM	#70 (permalink)
Xerxys Junkie Location: My head.	^^ Hehe, it appears he was a spammer and got "one touch ban and clean"'d.

07-20-2009, 06:38 PM	#72 (permalink)
Punk.of.Ages Forming Location: ....a state of pure inebriation.	How come the posts had to be removed. The happenings in this thread today make very little sense without them... ______________________ Also, this is a simple one. If your partner wants you to do something, decide whether or not it's something you could do. If so, try it. Hey, you might even like it. If not, be straightforward and let them know you're not for it... __________________ "The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion..." - Henry Steel Commager "Punk rock music is great music played by really bad, drunk musicians." -Fat Mike Last edited by Punk.of.Ages; 07-20-2009 at 06:40 PM..

07-20-2009, 06:44 PM	#73 (permalink)
Bear Cub The Reverend Side Boob Location: Nofe Curolina	Thoughts of this thread leading to Bear Cub's masturbation in three, two, one... __________________ Living in the United Socialist States of America.

07-21-2009, 07:03 AM	#74 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	*observes Bear Cub's opening, as it widens slightly Blast! The ones that excite me never seem to live that long. Goodbye ZYXW, I wish you the best of results.

07-21-2009, 07:59 AM	#75 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	If I have to be abducted and probed at any point in my rather boring life... I hope it's by the OP. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

07-21-2009, 10:50 AM	#76 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	take the next best thing cromp..take zyxw. im sure zyxw would love to try. i could forward him your details if you wish... what was that about singledom?... __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy

07-21-2009, 10:51 AM	#77 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Singledom. You know... like James Bond without the tiny guns and nice cars. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

07-21-2009, 11:46 AM	#78 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	What you need is a nice girl undressed from the waste down positioned on top of you facing the opposite direction. I wish you the best of results.

07-21-2009, 11:56 AM	#79 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	What is this "waste down" that you speak of? Is that a gravity joke? I did rather poorly in middle school science. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."